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do you have any games on your phone [Music] what's up sexy i'm lexie and welcome back to mk it's another heartwarming episode of watching lexi scream at things that horrify her with r thanks i hate it let's get started no absolutely not no you may not thank you and good night why why why does this even exist we've had enough of us politics being basically really bad entertainment we don't need to idolize it anymore make politics boring again no why does he have lip bones dear god why is it always spiders i fully respect frodo and friends having the courage to go through that forest but i really don't need to thank you very much oh that's just so cool oh god includes amniotic fluid yeah you know how hard this thing was probably to get past customs i love the painfully expositional text at the top bag is womb guy taking a smoke and no no bad human should have got on him before for smoking in the first place totally deserved we should shave our beards yeah that was a bad idea damn the frick happened to his chin life is honestly oh god no no where are the disney lawyers to eradicate something off the face of the earth when you actually need them seven things women wish men would do during sex four release one bee into the room according to over half of the women surveyed adding one bee into the mix creates a sense of danger which can be a total turnaround i'm sorry if there's a bee in the room we are burning the house down you can think about all the sex you're not having while filing a property insurance claim i just remembered one time in kindergarten i punched this girl i knew because we were drawing birds and she drew her bird with a human nose and mouth and it pissed me off so badly i went into like a berserker mode it looked like this oh why does it look like a peanuts character is stapled to the twitter logo wait why are the eggs black wait how what no stop this post wouldn't sell so quickly geese felt left behind my friend once messaged me and said when you sit on a toilet you're connecting your butthole to a citywide network of connected buttholes how do i unthink this as a network engineer i don't know because now i can't don't think it either spongebobbyboy where is that brain bleep the recursive centaur half horse half recursive centaur half horse half recursive centaur half horse this is bob and he was born without a tail he was given thick cheeks instead that looks terribly horrifying i want to sleep on your chest tonight i love my friend because he ate the crow that kidnapped my son i love my friend because she saved me from the goblins kiss i love my friend because she feeds me bread when i am depressed i love my friend because she looks after my children for me when i can't be bothered and this has been why i love my friend how people think the future colonization of the moon would look like how it would actually look like look i don't care how fancy your moon is if there is no taco bell i'm not going if you think i'm gonna sit here and judge this you are sorely mistaken go for it this woman needed a life-size model of her teen son because he constantly resisted her cuddling ah i'm not sure if that's creepy or the fact that it stands by itself and it's holding the dog is her death oh there's a comment her deadset is 100 inside that thing that was my first thought too oh my god ah crap i dropped something under that oh my god be nice the perfect gift for people who like beans i guess why are they in a height scale why why is this a thing why is it in actual beans where's waldo a social distancing edition honestly as a nearly blind person this is way easier let's just keep it like this life is a highway i've been in multiple head-on collisions i'm hesitant of how much farther i can drive and somebody else with actual singing experience can sing that in their own head my dumber's gonna freak around and drown a vertical bathtub this this this is a setup for a horror movie that no this is gonna be on some futuristic spaceship or something and the water is just gonna fill up and turn red i don't make the rules i just enforced them why why no they're dumplings why do they have eyes no go on i'm all ears man that van gogh cult is really taking off i used to think that this movie was live action and that people who lived in europe look like this ha ha what the frack okay mascara i freaking hate mascara oh go oh no oh i hate mascara even more now oh dear god spider-man hang on let me let me just fix the eyes let me just oh oh god suddenly daredevil shark that's just johnny with his fake fin i'm not sure what homeless easter grass wear and sesame street ice cream cone fit this is but it's about to get eaten by my little chewbacca in the back congratulations your burme has evolved into muffin kick oh you're adorable kick i love your big goofy nose [Music] when you compare the size of a gummy worm versus a gummy bear it starts to paint a horrific picture of the gummy universe oh my god who in the right mind made a hair case the four horsemen of ye ass haircuts oh my god oh my god no it kiss kill god it keeps getting worse who's a handsome boy i am i am the handsome boy you are what you eat because unhealthy choices will eat a french fry hair donut elbows and pop-tart shoulders but healthy choices will lead to a banana neck a watermelon bladder and corn arms i am uncomfortable with the amount of realism we've created in the studio today honey i'm home early player three has entered honey florida man oh no 37 arrested for kidnapping 27 people and forcing them to play yahtzee for 36 hours straight you can't even get five of a kind if you have 27 people you need a full 30. dad i'm not feeling sleepy yet could you tell me uh bedtime paradox every number is closer to zero than infinity still we approximate large numbers as infinite [Music] oh my god inverted centaurs my god i hate it no no no no no no no no is is this is this jar jar binks meat oh my god hi my name is jason ah nice to meet you jason i'm gonna squish it right next to mythology and friends and family and we're just gonna put jason right there and uh say jarvis did you know that the greeks had a god of fertility names priapus who had a permanent erection say your name was jarvis right please don't shoot i have kids oh no i'm having a kid right now my water broke splat guess you freaked with the wrong mama man i love the baby's expression it's just like what have i done kiwi bird kiwi fruit kiwi seed you we seed to baby kiwi oh god i don't want to eat anymore just in case you were wondering what a ladybug orbly looks like oh i really wasn't but thank you so much for sharing dead morganism i need it honestly me too i i see a light don't go grandpa light light congratulations it's a healthy baby boy oh god not this crap again before after this brand shampoo apple oh no i'm so embarrassed google i've got a fork but i'm trying to hold it in samsung i just stuck my knock in the macaroni salad to the publix deli people was junior in their name gotta live with the fact that their mom has moaned their name before i died i did not need that thought go arbok that's cobra backwards go muck i often like to think that anime mouths are actually tiny mustaches can the boys let me know what it's like to be inside a girl dark and wet the best nine months of my life i don't know because i'm a nice guy mix those two replies and you uh give birth to a fedora frack nintendo and frack this crap man you should have thought of that before you bought that puzzle no no no you may not stop this weird-looking sweater i never got those but okay no no no you may not nussy the nussey or the nose if you will was discovered during the coronavirus pandemic of 2020. people that had to be tested for coving 19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects which often led to people rolling back in their eyes and gagging a nose swab fetish developed from this because we as humans ruin everything oh frack yeah swab my nussy sir please i went to medical school you know if the no swerves weren't so far like at least take me out to dinner first please takes a shot slams down the shot glass bowser mario and peach are in a polyamorous triad with a kidnapping and rescue kink oh my god you know the longer i stare at this the more i i really don't want to understand what's going on here i just i think i'm good yeah yeah i really think i'm good pigeon feet pigeon feet don't ask why it's probably what she eats it's a bird it's a plane is it both it's it's both oh dear god i hate it time to finally clean out this junky old closet ah what a mess wow a pokemon i haven't touched this in years oh god cheer up lenny you're the best pollinator around you think so yeah now give me some of that good stuff mommy my goldfish died aw sweetie everything happens for a reason remember that time you dropped your pants in front of mommy's new boyfriend well that's why mommy killed your dumbass goldfish it's a butt bug no my tapeworm when the first post pandemic fur con happens stop rting this that that one scarred me i don't like that one when it's too cold for shorts but too hot for pants get yourself a pair of shants you know what fine i you know that's not the worst thing i've seen today i'll let it slide i am super fit model with hello i am the glyph god no you've had the sonic remake now get ready for pac-man the movie whack-a-whack-a-whack-a-whacka solstick wobble baby yoda implies the existence of a sporty yoda scary yoda ginger yoda and pashyoda i i've uh you know what fine i i give up i accept it it's fine just send it through that's it's fine yes okay this is it can stay imagine opening your mouth for the dentist and he spits in it no i don't think i will straight people gays force their sexuality onto their children also straight people i heart boobies lock up your daughters ladies man i need a woman who can handle my jesus christ she looks so pissed i present to you the new generation good luck i mean are they hard workers i really only care if they can work hard and do a good job crocs but thigh-high frocks ed sheeran has a cat a cute thread no absolutely not tickle me all you want i found nothing in years absolutely okay you see why i hate nature this is why i hate nature sous-vide is a traditional french cooking method where food is placed in sealed plastic bags in a water bath for up to six hours the technique is used in many high-end gourmet restaurants oh oh no when you accidentally eat a dorito vertically oh god my face seven benefits of water protects heart healthy skin big tears free if from creek or puddle moistens teeth bone glow drowns any spiders that might have been in mouth jack daniel's listerine whiskey flavor 40 alcohol kesha i blame you entirely for this this is cave johnson bringing you our latest scientific advancement man man man isn't science beautiful the only problem is how much the accounting department is spending on deodorant cave johnson out no matter how bad things are no no no no no no no no no no there's only one left you're sure you're absolutely positive okay fine something extra scarring unreleased yeezy sunglasses none of you can tell me these aren't hairbands these are clearly just like really upscale hairbands and that brings us to the end of also known as r t he but wait for our redemption we have some lovely fan art to showcase today's fan art is brought to you by vta l needs dots and they say uh so sad no one ever posts real fan art here oh really that sounds like gatekeeping to oh oh it's a fan get out and thank you vtal needs dots if you like this video seek medical attention i'm genuinely worried but also hit that like button on your way out it helps us if you want more videos exactly like this again seek medical attention i'm genuinely concerned but also hit that red subscribe button as always my name is the lexi kitty but you all can call me lexie have an absolutely victorious day tomorrow stay safe stay awesome make more stuff and i will see you guys in the next video

Channel: EmKay

Views: 865,996

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Id: D3eNcfybfW0

Length: 14min 24sec (864 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 15 2021