r/Technicallythetruth | did not see that well.

well howdy partner why don't we turn this yihan to a wee haw i don't really know what to say to that yeah want me to start over yes well howdy partner why don't we turn this yee-haw into a wee ha ha double down partner hey what's going on everybody welcome back to mk i'm your host you know robin and today we're going to be taking a look at r slash technically the truth where the best kind of truth is the only truth alright let's jump right in i'm something of a mexican myself me when i pronounce mexico as mexico i always say mucho around my mexican friends it means a lot to them hate you torture chamber abusement park okay i like that the next time i go to disneyland i'm going to use that term you know because they abused the hell out of my wallet you ever seen a black leather wallet turn blue exactly try going to disney five years ago i was in the kuala lumpur bird park and saw this extremely helpful sign more birds those directions just go anywhere there's birds installed on the ceiling do not remove gee thanks my wife is going into labor what should i do is this her first child no this is her husband ifl science what's a fact that makes you uncomfortable we'll start your bones are wet there's a moment during the cremation process when the meat is perfectly cooked that one's awful when someone asks how you pronounce chief oh no i'm not brave enough for politics hey little tip here it's pronounced the only correct answer the reason i'm pronouncing it that way is because now you'll never know which way i pronounce it either suck it in which battle did napoleon die his last one where was the declaration of independence signed at the bottom of the page the ravi river flows in which state liquid state what is the main reason for divorce marriage a plus for creativity someone asked me to name two structures that hold water i was like well damn best game for a six year old or under besides pokemons games doom trust me it's a very christian game some might even say the most christian game look if there's one video game that has a possibility of being endorsed by god it's gonna be doom i don't understand how manga characters die like just freaking draw them again humpty dumpty had a great fall well good for him the last time i heard about him he was kind of dead and while we're on that subject i don't know what all the king's horses and all the king's men thought they were gonna do with a giant shattered egg oh get the glue i'm a skateboard fan it looks like the worst fan ever it's not gonna move any air anywhere and if it falls you're gonna die when's your birthday 22nd of february what year every year get out such a good movie cannibal someone who's fed up with people [Applause] yeah yeah i saw two feet of snow in chicago this morning damn right you did jesus there are a lot of people sweating out there right now japan has made a gun called the speech jammer that can stop people from talking if you think about it any gun does that you will not die at the hands of quicksand ask me how i know this please how do you know this quicksand does not have any hands what's it like to have a penis it's hard sometimes yeah really gets in the way i don't want it anymore if you could be shot anywhere on your body where would you choose the head lol no i meant where would you be shot to feel the least amount of pain oh gotcha the head frodo please sam no not again if i take one more step i'll be the farthest away from home i've ever been frodo please your house is burning down you can only save one thing what do you save my house oh snoop i might save my cat oh crap i live with zach too shoot it's a toss up tim cook says that apple is working on something bigger than the iphone the ipad females are just males with extra iron i hate you how do i get a boy to like me treat him like a king by cutting his head off now he'll like you forever what's the least spoken language in the world sign language please laugh be me 22 years old overweight beta loser decide to screw it all and get my life in control get new clothes go to the gym work out harder than i ever have in my life sweat dripping off me can't feel my legs a couple of chads walk by hear one of them say to the other what a fat loser he's technically right i am losing a lot of fat nice keep going man cracks me up whenever 4chan goes wholesome they go wholesome in the sentence love is a verb love is a noun wait uh what mythical creature would you like to have sex with medusa would get me rock hard take your up out and get the hell out of here foreigners saying americans don't use the metric system me with a nine millimeter and five grams in my pocket we just use it when it's actually supposed to be convenient if you had ten thousand dollars what's the fastest way you're going to double it put it in front of a mirror that is seriously one of the worst ask reddit questions i have ever seen you're offered fifty thousand dollars but if you accept it the person you hate most in the entire world gets a hundred thousand are you taking it yeah why wouldn't i want a hundred and fifty thousand dollars audrey six years old daddy life is like chess me how you have to move holy crap i started carrying a knife after an attempted mugging a few years ago since then my mugging attempts have been a lot more successful well good for you el kia nokia oh god if you type nothing backwards you get on which means nothing your brain give it to me i've successfully performed a heist on one of the largest corporations on earth i stole an onion from walmart when i was five that's right stick it to walmart stick it to the man you eat that onion proud hey can i get your opinion on this shirt sure crabs are the best animal oh thanks the opposite of formaldehyde is casual the jekyll i can't believe i read this post with my own freaking eyes do you breathe yes oxygen makes you weak research has found that 100 of people who breathe in oxygen die well it's hard to argue with your point yes it is isn't it if you don't get hired for an unpaid internship it literally makes no difference just show up and start working what are they gonna do pay you the naked man fears no pickpocket i don't know i feel like there's one particular place they should fear of being pickpocketed maybe that's just me though one year later and i'm so happy i lost 140 pounds that dude was only 140 pounds needs to eat more being a whale is stressful you're often under a lot of pressure yeah i can imagine buy one burger for the price of two and receive a second burger absolutely free now that's a deal i can absolutely get behind a customer at the smoke shop i used to work at asked if he could show me his pride and joy and he pulled this out [Laughter] oh i gotta love that old man humor it is fun huge dog turns into a puppy when reunited with owner very misleading title dog remained the same size throughout the video flagged hi hello would you like to participate in a one question survey yeah thank you for your participation no problem man when you count in milliseconds crap went from zero to 100 real freaking quick this is korean this is japanese this is chinese they're different all looks the same to me if god defines sex as between a man and a woman then when two dudes bone it's not sex and therefore not a sin duh from hung daddy hi i'm eight and a half inches sorry i'm not interested in being friends with midgets midgets piss me off smiley face probably the single best line in south park's entire history the lines on the gay flag are straight there is this better smart ass what do you gain from having a snake as a pet you gain a snake yeah what kind of question is that free snowman some assembly required freaking ikea man here's an apartment i made this entirely with 3d software well if you made it with 2d software it would have been an image of a flat that's a good one therapist your wife says you never buy her flowers is that true to be honest i never knew she sold flowers am i doing tinder right what's your favorite kind of soup uh chicken and vegetable a fine choice why thank you what an odd first question though you can tell a lot about somebody by their favorite soup what can you tell about me that you like chicken and vegetable soup this guy's got it down spider-man was really selling pics of himself to newspapers to survive he started in only fans before it was even a concept well he didn't sell the pictures i wanted square root okay a single sperm has 37 megabytes of dna information in it that means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1 587 terabytes that's a lot of information to swallow customer can we get a plate of french fries for the table me first day as a waiter i don't think we're allowed to feed the tables boss can i talk to you for a sec what's up you're doing a great job i want those tables to starve here you go lawyers hope you get sued doctors hope you get sick cops hope you're a criminal mechanics hope you have car trouble but only a thief wishes prosperity for you i don't think i've ever met a doctor that wants me to be sick hi are you still selling that truck yes can you send a picture of the truck dumbass sorry the upvote button is red the upvote button is orange the upvote button is black okay superheroes dressed in red who lost their vision hey that's not fair with great power comes great electricity bills what a powerful message that's i'm gonna die when you're driving but you can't see that well peta is probably the craziest charity out there probably name any other charity that kills 85 to 95 of its rescues make-a-wish foundation i don't think they specifically kill them though you know i mean make a wish make a wish doesn't actually kill anybody peta absolutely does and just like that we've come to the end of another video ladies and gentlemen but before we get going let's take a look at today's fan art my first fan art for anyone yay hope you enjoy i absolutely do enjoy and i would like a little bit of the morsel on the plate please just give me give me one down vote i hear that blueberry flavor just pop it in my mouth always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this video to consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed the video well then make sure to get yourself subscribed and click that bell icon also if you're feeling super generous why not check out my links in the description down below and until next time i'll be seeing you

Channel: EmKay

Views: 362,444

Rating: 4.9747653 out of 5

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Id: JQm5gfcW-Gw

Length: 10min 45sec (645 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 19 2021