r/Woooosh | that's the joke...

being required to take four years of latin to graduate high school is only nice because it'll work in my favor when i'm a necromancer one day necromancy isn't real you're not gonna be a necromancer oh boy i don't understand we know buddy it's okay hey what's going on you beauties you welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to be taking a look at r slash whoosh i always forget about this subreddit i definitely relate to it more than any others maybe it's because i'm dumb and never understand maglev alternative for high-speed railway train car suspended by levitating doctors doctors continually repulsed by line of apples rail is a line of apples replace daily misunderstanding is such a thing eight-year-old me realizing i could just get a loan from the bank and then buy the bank no you can't cause you just end up bankrupting the bank all the money you loaned would go to buying all the voting stocks and then you'd need to forgive your debts putting your bank at a now devastating loss sell the bank after buying oh yeah it's big brain hours up in here who wants to buy chase bank yes i love belgium wrong flag dude r slash whoosh he did it on purpose because they did it wrong in the original video oh how has anyone bought into this picture it's clear as day that it's photoshopped god help us are you sure are you 100 sure cashier that'll be 19.94 pulls out a 50 bill sorry we've had a problem with counterfeit bills have anything smaller pulls out a 25 bill no such thing as a 25 bill yeah that's kind of the point i'm glad you understand hey man look at least this person knows that a 25 bill isn't real how much you want to bet they also think the two dollar bill isn't real want to hear a fun story the economic slash marketing class in my high school used to run a little store when i went there to buy a drink they refused to take a two dollar bill from me because they said and i quote that's not real money that's right that was the economics class alright let's move on jeff bezos could then mow me five dollars and still be a billionaire let that sink in wtf is this tweet any billionaire could give you five dollars and still have a billion let that sink in just math seems like a fun person oh my blues came from black culture jazz came from black culture a lot of other things came from black culture and mozart was black no he wasn't stop being ridiculous oh good god no girl takes a selfie using the world's first hovering camera the first hovering camera but there's clearly someone holding it i don't know about that i don't see anything it's always sad when you see someone eating alone guys he's wearing camouflage oh my god you're right i almost didn't see him for a second there whoa she's just broken she's not joking crying behind her laugh boys girls i can't see the letters let me help you it says his name is john c first ever picture taken of a black hole on a visible light spectrum no this is a cat this is fake it's still december 32nd 2020. oh really man it looks very much like january 1st today wow look at how smart you are mr i know how you can in your works apple is amazing at design they are but i don't think this photo is a good example someone intentionally plotted a golden to a curve that accidentally matched i mean it doesn't match though like at all you can tell my fellow americans after getting a diet coke with my triple quarter pounder meal extra bacon and double fries nutrition diet coke actually makes you fatter well that is a woosh moment but no it literally does not so that's cool though this guy's funny he should be a youtuber he's on youtube you dingus what no christopher nolan's still no closer to understanding the end of tenet after watching dozens of youtube explainer videos what how could he not understand he's the director what's wrong with news nowadays i will never get tired of the onion pulling this crap on people that don't understand comments on 60 days build millionaire underground swimming pool house imagine how many dirt blocks he has in his inventory idiot it's not minecraft i think you're wrong can anyone recommend a better way of clearing a windscreen i used my discount card but could only get 20 percent off step one start the engine step two turn the defrost on oh please for something like this it's not even the fact that they didn't get the joke it's the fact that they're responding with such arrogance oh please honey you want to turn on the car what are you stupid i'm smarter than you can't believe nintendo just dropped to the nintendo ds4 that's an emulator thanks how to copy files between two different pcs right click copy unplug the mouse and connect it to the other pc right click paste done bro oh my god it doesn't work like that the copy and paste can only be connected in one computer you'd have to send the file through a message or an email are you actually dumb oh my god this guy sounds like he's really fun society of 77 plus 33 was a hundred bruh it's 110 110 though 110 it's 110 dumb ass you gen z are so freaking dumb man no one knows how to read like they legitimately don't know how to read the view of the sun exploding from earth this will be bad for the economy you can't complain about the economy when there is no economy yes yes we did destroy the planet but for a brief beautiful moment we created a lot of value for the shareholders did you know scuba divers roll backwards off of boats because if they roll forward they just go into the boat actually it's because it's easier and safer to walk backwards with fins on rolling in backwards keeps your bcd in place and regulator from knocking you out plus the tank is heavy as hell it's just all around easier yeah i think we all kind of figured that ford just announced bars clubs and restaurants will open on february 30th wait no february 30th doesn't exist ah you're right contrary to popular belief the old animators at disney would animate not only with paper but with flipnote studio 3d for the nintendo 3ds on very specially designed extra large versions of the handheld device proof that people will believe anything they see on social these people seem so full of themselves in being incredibly correct about an image that is so clearly a joke it's really funny bill gates is spending a hundred and fifty million dollars to try to make coronavirus vaccines as cheap as three dollars why not donate 150 million and three dollars and make it free the ability to comment does not make you intelligent i don't see any stupid kids here just some girl who watched president gaga lady gaga isn't the president you uncultured swine it's joe biden lady gaga was just a guest at the inauguration get your facts straight and learn to read while you're at it if people don't like garlic or onions just take them out yeah take them out as in mafia style he meant just leave them out of the recipe dude you're responding to somebody that's rping is dale gribble alright just just walk away no cat being homosexual is kinda gay it's literally the same thing how can people live here without falling i think you should at least try to meet gravity some other time what what does that mean world of engineering quiz what's the highest number that can be written with three digits i don't understand why somebody would answer 420 highest number weed is related to the number 420 you get high by smoking weed took his vape now he's acting like he can't breathe loser that's a freaking inhaler oh dude it is shoot i found this small youtube channel named mr beast he's a small youtuber that needs some support he's not small dude he's a huge and well known that's an insult if someone calls you gay just drink a milk bucket it removes all effects well hate to break it to you but it has no effect on real life hey dumbass that's the joke better luck next time the last three presidents why did america elect cartons of milk and juice it's an analogy supposed to be representative and is not to be taken literally oh gee thanks i genuinely thought that our last three presidents have actually been two gallons of milk and a gallon of orange juice thank you our twitter password is the last seven digits of pie no hackers so far pie is non-terminating irrational number there is no last digit you know what just to be an [ __ ] i'm gonna read his comment exactly as he wrote it i'm not even gonna be nice pie is non-terminating irrational number they're no less digit there you go you feel better feel good here's a fun did you know fact for your kids out there george lucas was inspired to make the star wars franchise after playing lego star wars the complete saga frequently as a child that's impossible the game is based on the star wars films that came out in 2007 all six of the films were made well before that george was born in 1944 as well i'm sorry sweaty you're wrong i support lgbt but what the hell is this that's the union jack flag dumb how come animals never notice the cameraman the cameraman no one will be able to stand in front of three lions either he's john or not okay that certainly made sense i totally get what you just said do people legitimately not read what they're typing at all the critically acclaimed luigi for xbox one that game isn't real what was your real first mario game oh god that luigi game is rated a i've never seen a rated a game in the wild what's in the game mozart and beethoven have been real quiet since this tune dropped moat and beethoven died a long time ago before this half-assed tune was even planned the arabic tune isn't even that creative learn some history before you make a fool of yourself kid the hornet's owner is six foot six mofo should be in the nba he was in the nba i think everyone in the office should win an oscar for this part they already have an oscar not everyone they already have an oscar not everyone [ __ ] i live in spain but the s is silent but payne isn't a country why does everyone live there he's basically saying i live in pain if you take the s away from spain it's pain when was the universe created 13.8 billion years ago people 13.9 billion years ago there was not people in that time i don't know if you noticed bro but squidward's not a people he's an omnipotent and omniscient entity that can go anywhere and do anything at any point in time ever so put that on your lunch box and smoke it my guy fun fact minecraft is named after filza minecraft it's really not are you sure wait i thought girls knew this already just wait until the girls find out we have to poke a hole in our ding-dong every week so it doesn't close like a piercing never done this in my life it's a lie whoa alfie calm down it's okay the truth had to come out at some point guys prison isn't that bad they have free wi-fi you see dream in prison you aren't allowed technology sorry what do you mean it you mean we can send him there and the trends will stop president trump had zero coronavirus cases in his first week in office president biden has had two hundred thousand checkmate democrats how do i say this if trump was elected in this election he would have had two hundred thousand cases biden is carrying over the cases that trump didn't take care of 2016 coronavirus didn't exist 2020 it does makes sense also it's spelled president yeah you're right applause the only solution i love that kid he has the right ideas oh so you support the ideologies of a psychopathic dumbass maybe he's not the one who needs to get their head checked please try and look at things in a different perspective next time because both of you are seriously messed up wow wow then explain this putting your pickaxes on the ground in this pattern doesn't prove anything pickaxes what that's a railroad hope he saved enough for retirement with the uncertainty of social security i wouldn't step down before 65 in most any circumstance you do realize he's probably the richest person in the world right or top three depending on the day glad they told me to listen till the end i wouldn't normally give such a long video the time of day but the payoff was well worth the wait it was 10 seconds wow i can read the numbers too hammer was invented in 8000 bc people in 79 99 bc doesn't make any sense lol when you play all-stars and some kids says hey this song is from tick-tock yep just casually approach grasp yeet and hey problem solved all-star is clearly from shrek no it's a song at slav wow before acting in episode 4 a new hope mark hamill had never seen a single star wars movie lol new hope was the first one who wrote this post why'd they put so much detail in his head and then just give him a stick figure body shut up i'm pretty sure that's his tie nah man that's his body if you've ever seen any photos of the colonel he really does look like that it was a debilitating illness but he lived every day with a smile on his face and chicken in his heart i'm blind can you add subtitles but you wouldn't be able to see the subtitles if you were blind is that a [ __ ] question why do people do that god the misuse of the question mark always pisses me off scientists trying to invent something that can handle high temperatures so they can land on the sun me who knows that we can land on it in the night you can't land on the sun even at night i think we're gonna prove you wrong literally all we have to do is just wait for it to go to sleep me trying to remember the name of the cat from garfield garfield thank me later i'm surprised when neil armstrong was on the moon he didn't throw a rock at the earth it's just what guys do could have been a world record for the farthest ever thrown that's impossible to do because of zero gravity in space it's called logic maybe study it attack on redemption 2 titan no are slash technically the truth oh boy facts are facts oh yeah earth does have birds what's the coincidence here folks correlation does not equal causation i don't know i think in this case it definitely does i think swans and geese are perfect examples of this a good meme a type though hot thanks for correcting my spelling error gta cop pull over and stop the freaking car me pulls over shoots me 45 times wasted did you play as franklin it has nothing to do with it it's been debunked already has it this is animation it's not really keanu reeves you son of a bitcoin anime 500 fans bts 900 billion fans uh yep there's the seven billion people around the world that great okay we can move on i miss old jack this is literally the oldest i've ever been it's hard to argue with his assessment he's not wrong whoever said i missed the old jack meant the younger jack oh boy and just like that we've come to the end of another fantastic video ladies and gents but before we get going let's take a look at today's fan art a drawing i did of all the mk narrators took me five hours so i hope y'all like it like it i absolutely love it look at that i'm not a bird i'm just kidding by the way you can keep drawing me as a bird until the end of time it's adorable always remember ladies and gents if you even somewhat enjoyed this video consider dropping us a like down below and if you really enjoyed the video well then make sure to get yourself subscribed and click that bell icon and if you're feeling super adventurous check out my personal links in the description down below alright folks until next time i'll catch you later

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Views: 479,837

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Length: 15min 47sec (947 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 23 2021