r/Madlads | that's so insane!

holy duck you called i've been training years for this very moment oh jesus there's a name for everything [Music] what is going on ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to be taking a look at r slash mad lads the sub where everybody's insane and that's not always a bad thing alright let's get in there a kid in my zoom call put a bit of the b-movie script in the chat the lag bruh b-movie script dialogue transcript according to all known laws of aviation there is no way a bee should be able to fly its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground the bee of course flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible yeah they certainly don't i bet you this kid would have been super funny like eight years ago i'm gonna post binary in non-binary excuse me that is so not right how dare you i'm offended anybody want to translate the binary for me national wear red day february 5th did you know the leading death in america is heart disease yeah that that reads great show your support and spread awareness of the importance of keeping our hearts healthy by wearing red and celebrating with the american heart association wearing blue right now you little bastard hi david i wanted to reach out to you following this morning's class i really appreciated your contributions to our discussion but felt that i should follow up with you i noticed that during class you appeared to consume an entire chocolate cake normally i would never be one to police my student's eating habits but i reviewed the class recording and you finished the whole thing in 43 seconds i'm pretty sure i watched you unhinge your jaw like some kind of snake is everything okay at home is your jaw okay please let me know if i can be of any support just mind your own business when did people forget they were unmuted in a call in almost every single online lecture i have ever had one time my friend took a crap on camera now whether he did this on purpose is debatable because he got written up last time when he turned his camera off what that makes total sense oh the camera went off that's it you're in trouble yes last night i banged the entire girls volleyball team of the local college thanks cbd cbd does improve dream quality never knew how to pronounce this artist's name so i'm just gonna say grapho often responds to comments with edited comics alright i'm the guy who hasn't seen the comic yet edit i'm a guy who's never received an edit from you i'm sorry to hear that suck on that the comment below me is dumb oh gee lemon is a cool dude well mr lemon don't you look stupid yeah egg on your face you can't say covet covered i'm cool like that yeah you a cool dude comment of a petition that wanted to continue nationwide examination even though covet cases are very high i only sign this petition to tell you to go screw yourself well thanks i guess eight-year-old calls out npr for lack of dinosaur stories my name is leo and i'm eight years old i listen to all things considered in the car with my mom i listen a lot i never hear much about nature or dinosaurs or things like that maybe you should call your show newsy things considered since i don't get to hear about all the things or please talk more about dinosaurs and cool things sincerely leo you know i think all news companies around the world should take this to heart i don't care about what's going on in politics today sometimes i just want to hear about planets or dinosaurs or other animals or anything else quit trying to scare people hey have you ever considered using actual words doggo isn't a word in the english dictionary so let's refrain from using it yes it makes it easier to read for those of us that actually passed second grade grammar thanks in advance doggo doggo doggo yeah that starts to blend together after a second jesus i mean i hate the word too but saying it's not a real word in the dictionary is your dumbest argument things we do when we're drunk man oh my god you crazy sobs look at him go two weeks after elon musk announced that he spent 1.5 billion dollars of shareholder money buying bitcoin tesla stock entered a bear market plunging 20 from its all-time high set on january 25th and 16 since disclosing the bitcoin buy not an example other ceos will likely follow jesus christ elon just shut up college professor student was late for an exam emails me look out the window i just got in a motorcycle accident i look out and sure enough he's out in the parking lot where he crashed into a car he deals with campus security or whatever walks in halfway through the exam tosses some piece of the bike on the desk as proof of what happened sits down and aces the exam with time to spare kurt cobain with his daughter and a kitten in 1993 what a nice fellow i wonder what's going through his head oh you're cute roblox you can't say frick it's censored me and the boys that'll show it to him giving away 500 to a lucky person just follow and retweet where's my 500. only 500 what the you can't just show off 2.6 million dollars and offer such a measly little giveaway you dork you really add that much come on up it up that's the same as me giving someone 14 cents guys standing guys standing sitting ah he would be british i actually have a similar problem when i think about swallowing it's an involuntary action but if i think about it i have a really hard time doing it i purposefully didn't reply to you for a week to remind you about swallowing how to change language in windows 10 operating system help i accidentally set my language to japanese edit i had to learn japanese and couldn't fix it for three months alright got it fixed dang not bad though i'm impressed miss i'm going to be late because i'm making a full english breakfast sorry i'll only be 30 minutes max fair enough you do you stop posting pics of this guy i'm lonk from pennsylvania no i'm long from pennsylvania bc farmer grabs lynx by the scruff of its neck and scolds it for killing chickens i wonder if that got through to that cat at all cnbc the fundamentals do not support these current price levels the market is extremely overvalued and this will not end well sir this is a casino when you make memes so terrible they at least don't get reposted oh man if only that were remotely true the worst of memes get reposted more than the best of memes would you rather have 30 million dollars or 30 million loyal friends i would choose 30 million loyal friends ask everyone for five dollars i know that's not a dollar sign grow up which a loyal friend wouldn't deny then i already have 150 million dollars my next step would be standing on election with 30 million votes i would win easily then i would start a business like a chocolate factory because i already have 30 million consumers from starting then i would ask all my friends to buy a chocolate per day then 30 million chocolate per day will be the minimum sales keeping profit of one penny i would make 30 million times oh for god's sake this is the stupidest thing i've ever read four inches missing from your product do i get a discount hi there we're sorry to hear about your missing four inches dang the mad lad went for seven months and still apologized every like is one day i don't fap i'm in great grief to say that i've broken my words in this day i ask nothing but your forgiveness oh man you were so close i mean not really all that close but still you tried in my supporters discord server we have an afk channel where nobody can talk these mad lads learned how to communicate with morse code using the deaf mute icons why how is that even remotely fun in mexico a member of parliament removed all his clothes in the building during a debate you're ashamed to see me naked but you're not ashamed to see your people in the streets naked barefoot desperate jobless and hungry after you've stolen all of their money and wealth he told the parliament ah we need politicians like that everywhere man strip down and make a point my wife ordered some jerky and almond milk from walmart and the box came with a whole ass air fryer heater and other stuff bozos sent the wrong box a hundred dollar air fryer for the price of a bag of beef jerky oh no can you please send us your order number and contact information so we can take a look thank you no i don't think i will brew on this what do you do to get rid of stress in your life do you simply smile watch fox and friends first i spend an hour at the gym each day pray and exercise go to the beach nice long run pray to father god accepting jesus christ invites the holy spirit into our lives and god gives us rest i truly don't know what folks do without jesus masturbate vigorously jon stewart following arby's now there is a happy ending i really want to know what jon stewart thinks about the meat mountain sandwich nobody commented here so see you in hot euro p yeah nobody said it so i said it myself okay developer booted off of steam for putting its name as very positive oh come on that's just working the system within the rules i can get arrested for 15 years for insulting him so i'm posting him on our slash cringe topia oh boy madlad spends money to promote a tweet reminding everyone to stay healthy hello how are you guys today did you eat drink some water make sure to keep taking care of your mental and physical health well thank you cyberplays zero i needed that russian roulette if you pick the most voted option you die oh uh oh geez 14 years with this profile picture have finally paid off i'll say a creepy looking mofo me when i see a femme boy nearby whoever reported this for breaking our selfie rule i applaud you guy joined zoom class shirtless and the tutor told him to turn his video off and so he did and it just displayed his profile pic of him shirtless at the beach [Laughter] this dude screws taped together sponges no doubt about it he's not the only one now thanks for the tip damn this actually seems like good advice i'ma grab some sponges tape them together wet them and microwave them for a little and i'll come back with the results in a few hours did it it sucked kinda rough and also you can't move your ding-dong around in there had a hard time getting hard because it didn't really feel too good well i guess thanks for finding that out for us pizza delivery did he just upload a full spongebob episode yep you are correct wow such a mad lad you still haven't done your taxes no judgment you're putting off filing because i'm committing tax fraud that doesn't seem like a good idea well crime pickle can do anything crime pickle wants to do i'm playing friday night funkin for the first time on this fine thursday afternoon and there's nothing you can do to stop me okay grandma said look and she had cut my ex out of the old pictures i put in trash can grandma lee is a badass analyst claims reddit squeeze is behind surging uranium stocks lmao i'm on that sub daily we don't even know what uranium is we eat crayons dipped in glue [Laughter] man faked his own kidnapping because he didn't want to go to work i can completely understand it i don't condone it but i get it man and just like that we've come to the end of another video ladies and gents but before we get going let's take a look at today's fan art my sister made this it's got robin jack and lexi on it also according to her i look like damien and as a girl i'm not sure whether or not to be offended you kidding me have you seen damian i wouldn't be offended come on hey look at all that it's cute i think this is the first time that i have been shown a fan art where we're all animals always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this video consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed this video well then make sure to get yourself subscribed and click that bell icon and if you're feeling super generous why not click on my links in the description down below and until next time i'll catch you 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Channel: EmKay

Views: 474,075

Rating: 4.9689722 out of 5

Keywords: reddit, r/, subreddit, best of reddit, r/ top posts, top posts, top posts of all time, reddit top posts, 100% True stories, reddit true stories, top all time, reddit posts, reddit stories, ask reddit, funny reddit, emkay, memes, Madlads

Id: JXMM4cVwMs4

Length: 12min 26sec (746 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 28 2021