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name a more toxic community i'll wait uh venus [Music] how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to be taking a look at r technically the truth whereas we know the best kind of truth reigns supreme how to use and five times in a row grammatically a man owned a store called this and that and hired another man to make a sign for it when it was finished the owner inspected the work he discovered that the spaces were wrong so he said the space between this and and and and and that is different i'm so angry me too mainly because i couldn't say that right in the end many top scientists are on the autism spectrum so technically autism causes vaccines if you post something on our slash pics and it wins an award you're technically an award-winning photographer not if you didn't take the photo remember it's reddit 80 recycled content on the low end hammer was invented in 8000 bc people in 7999 bc r slash birds aren't real coincidence earth 120 billion plus deaths hasbirds dang straight it does i'm not sure what to make of this new fact but i'm glad i know the dangers of birds although i am curious why an image that says that earth has birds would be posted on birds aren't real ever realized how freaking surreal reading a book actually is you stare at marked slices of tree for hours on end hallucinating vividly well that's one way to describe it makes me think of reading rainbow in a whole new light sorry i'm late everyone somebody tampered with my well then you should have been here early purebred dogs versus inbred dogs which one's cuter you decide these two bullets collided in the battle of gallipoli in 1915. the chances of this happening are one in a billion name something more unlikely to happen three bullets colliding or dream speed run type c for fast charging c did it work hello what in the world is going on there why is it living in a soda can why are we living in decorated concrete blocks point no no that's not a point my decorated concrete block has a toilet and i don't know about you but those are pretty darn necessary you think our little man has a bathroom in there i doubt it grown men really let a football match ruin their day lol grown women let zodiac signs shape their future to be fair cancer can really shape your future i usually sit on the computer 12 hours a day is that bad that can't be comfortable try a chair thank you study finds atheists are more likely to own cats than christians this article is stupid besides not knowing how to feed and care for them it's illegal to own a christian let alone buy and sell them my cobit vaccine is booked for the 14th of february so hey at least someone will be sticking something in me this valentine's day grace you're a gift i support people's choice to street race because it's a victimless crime until they t-bone a family van full of kids killing the entire family that street crashing which i am very against two superhuman war criminals beat up orphan with heart problems after one killed his parents i do love explaining a film plot badly most people think that t-rexes can't clap because they have short arms but really it's because they're dead you know i never thought about it that way but yes your way is much funnier we should just pin all the debt in the world to one guy and then kill him i think you just invented christianity or that episode of south park where kyle gets a credit card with no limit and takes on everybody's debts questions and answers what's the difference between six gigabytes of ram and eight gigabytes of ram two gigabytes again as someone who's an a plus certified computer tech that is the only correct answer to that question black widow is scheduled to drop in theaters exactly three months from today black widow dropped in theaters two years ago what's the best drug to have sex on birth control alright noah to all the english gurus in the house a mother beats up her daughter because she was drunk so who was drunk she was yeah can't you read odd numbers when they get multiplied by two were even now man what a great show i know that's not the point here but such a good show come on family dinner oh i see it's it's because his parents are dead they were shot he watched his parents die well that's the gayest crap i've ever seen oh my god i am so sick and tired of seeing poop stuff everywhere stop the united states flag but all the green is replaced with yellow aha i always wondered what that would look like warning heavy pedestrian traffic you know i'm glad these guys have a sense of humor it's nice to see push means push shut means pull i'm going to try my best to remember this because i cannot for the life of me get doors right i think there's something wrong with my brain not 100 sure what it is i just think that there is something wrong the human brain is the most complex structure in the entire universe today i learned there is no physical description of jesus in the bible false he's larger than a baby by the description of him driving the money lenders from the temple we can also tell that he fit inside the temple which gives us an upper bound as well as lower bound on his size it's been said that jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple lamps and video games are using real electricity yeah i think most things in video games are using real electricity if you put a pizza on top of a pizza you'd have two pizzas but if you put a lasagna on top of a lasagna you'd still have one lasagna without my cookies i'm just a monster fascinating countries arranged by geographical location ah yes i see uh true random number generator minimum one maximum one million result sixty nine thousand four hundred and twenty damn that's like a one in a million chance yes it is just like that isn't it moscow yeah it sure is nursery rhymes with justin fletcher no it doesn't to the guy who invented the number zero thanks for nothing there was a whole episode of cyberchase about zero being an incredible number okay so don't you start with me wanna see something not safe for work okay oh god no that is totally not okay man that guy's got brass balls though he's standing on the arms of the chair how are you gonna get down now bud change does not come from a place of comfort i find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time so i don't know what you're talking about them whose skull is that me raising it to my lips to take a drink a guy named philip what's in it vodka and orange juice it's a phillips head screwdriver that's a great joke but i still hate you the japanese flag is literally just a pie chart of all the countries that have been nuked wow that one's a little bit messed up you can't buy hot pockets you can only buy cold pockets you are expected to supply the heat yourself don't believe the lies yeah we can't trust big hot pocket a diss track is just two grown men sitting in separate rooms writing poems about each other and most of them are pretty terrible we should legalize cannabis in all 50 states use the taxes to repair roads and highways and call it operation pothole only bill murray could come up with a plan like that you know implying that this tweet is real and it came from him what gives people power money status mitochondria well i guess technically it gives the cell power we got a class detention in physics and my mate got into more trouble for pointing out that punishing one group for one person's actions as a war crime stated under the geneva convention what okay correct me if i'm wrong but wouldn't a war crime only be a war crime if it happened during a time of war what rock group has four men that don't sing what mount rushmore get out good romance starts with a good friendship a bad romance starts with oh no i'm not doing that cooking show next you'll dip the carcass of the mother into the scrambled remains of her unborn children i think it should be a requirement for all cooking shows to speak like this i'm fine robert downey jr you could lend it to your wife god that shirt's not even a little bit real is it he says he has a corner office with a view gets paid to travel around in a 400 000 vehicle screw it i'll sleep with them so what do you do bus driver yeah i'm sorry i don't see an issue here bus drivers are the backbone of society along with sanitation workers spicy isn't a taste it's a pain sensation so people who like spicy food are basically masochists i mean maybe a little bit but if i have to feel some pain to enjoy some good old-fashioned cajun food i'm gonna feel some pain poor three-year-old got stung by a wasp today as i was calming him down i said what's a wasp doing out in february three-year-old looked at me with sorrowful eyes and said stinging me he's a very literal fellow let me tell you kids how i built this house from the ground up oh not again grandpa yeah we've heard that story a million times don't you have any others to tell us this is a one-story building every cigarette you smoke takes seven minutes off of your student loan debt you can't give her that it's not safe it's a sword they're not meant to be safe people who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders i think i know what i want to be when i grow up now here's what the power of an ef5 tornado can do it's a piece of wood going straight through cement oklahoma the place where paper beats rock this sesame street muppet will become the first to experience homelessness oscar the grouch has been living in a trash can for 49 years and it's his home i'm pretty sure we've seen what his home looks like down there too like he's got a pretty legit bachelor pad down there okay so nothing i want is in stock yeah people are buying like crazy why does it take so long to get more in the shelves too many stores need stuff i guess i see planes in the air and trucks on the road yes so why isn't anything here well the planes are in the air and the trucks are on the road yes because complaining to the woman working behind the counter at your favorite store is definitely going to help the trucks teleport and the planes warp new 100 vegan ice cream sugar-free no eggs lactose-free and no calories although it's a little hard on the teeth though will you press the button you will win but you won't know the cost i've won but at what cost washington's army didn't receive any support from godzilla it's technically true my history teacher would give you half a point or a quarter of a point for an answer that was not wrong this is not wrong yeah but your teacher's only going to appreciate the joke once know the rules age is just a number after 18 age is a word dumbass oh truth right off the bat i'm loving it and just like that we've come to the end of another video folks before we get going though let's take a look at today's fan art my first fan art done in ms paint really that's fantastic always remember folks if you even somewhat enjoyed today's video consider dropping a like down 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Length: 11min 14sec (674 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 15 2021