r/Rareinsults | They are the same person

oh no conan's hair is social distancing from his forehead i i can't really laugh at this because knowing my genetics i'm likely gonna be like this in two years time sam you grandparents hey there everybody welcome to mk my name's jack your favorite midnight snack for g-rated purposes and today we're looking at some rare insults on the internet okay this dude this dude looks like he got upscaled by a.i yeah seriously dude does your razor shave by the atom or something look at that look at that precision oh yes i love this one i worked way too freaking hard for this a lot of people work really really hard for their dreams but it's not meant for everybody that's why you use auto-tune and i don't and simon cowell over here just eating a lemon ah dan bilzerian the king of daddy's boys if axe body spray was a person yeah i can see that her knees look like angry babies love yeah you're right oh god do you want them to be right though yep i wonder what they do with the bodies after the premature termination they use it for plastic surgery as seen here bro i wish i could barbecue my pee pee for an hour and it can only last two minutes i'm sorry to hear that but how are the two related you australians sure love throwing a shrimp on the barbie oh how dare you use american culture in vain good sir you know she looks like if mr bean got a gender swap episode wow that rtx 3080's really updated minecraft's graphics you kind of look like mr beast but taller and without a will to live these tic tacs are so cringy these are the kind of things that literally makes bill delphine seem normal i don't know what you're talking about it's that's ronald mcdonald right there how how was that weird come on into my van i've got a happy meal for you i'm sorry little one but i'm hungry please though quick baby you can blindfold her with dental floss you really think someone who's let themself become this is hygienic enough to have dental floss lying around still waiting for the neck reveal facebook lands in 500 billion trouble for collecting user data through instagram man the zuck could get rid of these issues in the blink of an eye but he never blinks gasp no metaphors my one weakness keith looks like the human incarnation of mouth breathing what that is just untrue it's it's true it's it's true let's be honest keith kim jong-un reportedly in a coma as his sister kim yo-jong takes control kim jong-un looks like a chinese buffet owner in that pic because he's asian and fat i'd what that's a pretty basic list of requirements hey you've only got a small plate you don't need that much food get out six vegans versus one secret meat eater aaron looks like what a buzzfeed article would be as a human being ah financially disappointing what's obama's last name no but that's a good question what animal is pink panther funny his last name is care you unbalanced broomstick you're a lopsided table i hope you slept on a snickers bar carson is like that weird kid in middle school that like to hug the teacher what's wrong with that teachers need some love and affection too they have very stressful jobs you keep hugging carson even if they say no and find it incredibly uncomfortable carson please you can let go now accept nice bunches this dude fights like a grilled cheese sandwich how how does a grilled cheese sandwich fight how do i how do i visualize that meanwhile in some game that i'm not aware of match you circus peanut of a human the war hasn't even started that is by far the most creative way someone has been described as wasteful disposable and bland winston if you were my husband i'd put poison in your coffee nancy if you were my wife i'd drink it i want the sweet please give me this wit where do i acquire this wit why sniper wolf isn't funny well she's the girl that had used a different color pen for every paragraph in her notes ah yes the girls who were obeying to do group projects with at school oh my god stacy it doesn't need to look pretty you're not getting marked on how it looks it's just what the information is okay just just write it down mr shapiro if you only knew how ridiculous that statement is i've seen many people lose debates this is the first time i watched someone lose an interview it's honestly a great piece of work if you haven't seen it i definitely recommend watching it alex looks like an unused character model for the polar express protagonist i'm also weirded out by the fact his hair parts so symmetrically at the top of his head why why does it do that why is your hair stage curtains are you putting on a broadway play on your forehead dr disrespect looks like an 80s porn star that fell out of relevancy okay to be fair i feel like that's kind of his selling point the mustache definitely doesn't help him escape that look though i'll be honest warning i may talk about jesus and vassinis at any moment and i'm sure it'll be factual if you wear this shirt in public you won't have to worry about social distancing but that that is true that is very true it looks like everyone's first attempt destroying churches that's exactly my first thought i looked into well he's got a beard and long hair and he's a badass so uh yeah one star i think a morning duke after a night of binging on ghost peppers would be a less painful experience than trying to play this soul calibur game wow i can taste the spice of those ghost peppers in this review professor of african american studies faked being black pigment of her imagination this is a very weird news article is this what you get in your news america my god gotta hand it to you though that's some good word play to know that y'all but i like a guy that earns his build by slinging two thousand pounds of hay stretches by breaking in a bronc nutrition from a good home-cooked meal calluses from rope burns and grabbing horns farmers tan from a long hard day of fencing in 110 plus degree weather not a [ __ ] in the comforts of a gym and poisoned from supplements that's pretty amazing huh it sure is unfortunately for you i don't think a guy that's just spent all day with farm animals wants to come home to another one get wrecked at hitler's mum you are the equivalent of stepping in water with your favorite socks on except it's favorite pee and you don't own a ferret what oh it's backpack kid who made that flossing song and that was the thing i don't like his dance and he looks like a fish that vapes apple cider vinegar how are these so imaginative yet so accurate happy friday treat yourself to some new loungewear that is that's an outfit all right what the actual frick why would someone want to look like a flumph okay if anything that justifies it because now he wants to look like a tasty sweet treat but if you haven't too much you get diabetes which is why he can't be dating you seriously pure commitment no i hope your memory foam mattress gets amnesia oh no please it knows my butt so well look at all that wavy luscious hair i hate it i'm envious i want your forehead reveal i'm sorry what looks like brick astley behind bars but i can't they they mustn't escape 10 hacks game makers use to trick your brain ea has this amazing trick where they get placed to buy the same game every year hello sir ea would like to see you in their office please aim for the head ignore that five bags will be fine hmm sabrina looks like a goldfish that swam too hard into the glass and i am not happy about it makes me so frustrated gonna leave the biggest string of poo now wow he looks like a poorly rendered gta character which one though be like gta 5 or gta 3. the guy who scored for algeria is called islam slimani i don't understand why parents have to push their religion onto their children like that yeah you're absolutely right christian why did you capitalize my name like that oh my god you'd struggle to pull water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel you can't describe hippies in a single screenshot hold my beer when you smash all seven of her chakras eat her avocados and never call her back because cell phones cause cancer i don't even i i what oh slash cringe topia as a hotel worker i can 100 confirm that this article's turtle makes me hate my job even more than i already do these little pea heads are the spawn of satan we have towels right next to the goddamn fricking pool and these little numb nutted pekka-headed putt-heads with ears seem like they were never taught by their prick-witted guzzling goddess what jesus christ what of these words could i actually say without freaking out the monetization of this video let's try it these little numb nutted pekka-headed with ears seem like they were never taught by their witted guzzling gutter parents to dry off see it's just not as fun to say youtube holy frick people loving the word play here and then of course because it's the internet hotel worker hate is hot of course someone has to get horny from it from his white crocs to his crown of thorns face tattoo post malone is breaking the cookie-cutter mold of what it means to be a male style person alone looks like 0.01 of germs that lysol doesn't kill yeah i think people forget to realize that half the reason people love celebrities isn't so much because they actually look attractive but because they're aspirational inspiring successful and rich most of them actually look pretty normal like post malone here can guarantee people will not even notice him walking down the street if it weren't for him being successful who are these two wrong answers only dolly parton's escaped implants oh those those are some very hairy implants i gotta say we don't like being tucked in all the time we want to be free we want to see the world i hope he drops his keys trying to unlock his door after a long day of work if he waves at someone in public i hope they don't write back i hope he always gets 120 second ads that he can't skip i hope he accidentally sends a dick pic to his mom i hope one night he's too tired to do stuff but to awake to fall asleep yeah i hope his gps interrupts when he gets to the curves of his favorite song and thus they died from dishing too many insults for their body to handle ask reddit if coconut has fur and gives milk why isn't it considered a mammal for the same reason you walk upright and speak a language but aren't considered intelligent that's the best roast i've ever received you've made my day thank you freaking brutal jake paul was more believable when he said he wrote his song hey facts a public reminder everyone joel eats clam chowder out [ __ ] ass this guy looks like a koala that grew up and became a serious college professor oh that's really well done no considering the uh mating nature of koalas i i'm really concerned for people who work with this guy tiffany's makeup looks like a depressed clown after a drinking binge wait where where's the depressed clown it wait is she meant to be the clown i am i'm so confused where the makeup looks like that it looks like a microwaved gordon ramsay yeah i'm pretty sure if they ever make a gordon ramsay biopic he's the guy illegally downloading music is that is that chris pratt you look like i tried to download chris pratt's rewind while oh i'm glad i'm not the only one who thought that oh it's a tick-tock bella porch the first one's neck was longer than vladimir putin's reign hey having a long necks an advantage thank you very much you can reach for things on the shelf with your mouth easier your breath is not um pretty her breath isn't pretty she has an ulcer you slimy thing that missed noah's ark the smallest fully functioning human peepee in the world is only 1 16 of an inch long you said you wouldn't tell anyone ooh self-burn those are rare damn women really getting useless i'm sure your mother wanted her period instead of you it looks like a pistachio who got discarded oh yeah put a singlet on dude seriously i don't get why some people record themselves without a shirt on it's just this is youtube not only fans these are the only plans i have after high school life plans fly to romania marry boyfriend own a farm have a child travel europe grow old with husband never worry about us politics again that's so simple oh i hate simple life goals this isn't a nightmare to end up just a wife and marry boyfriend it's way harder than you think baby and too stupid to be in your bucket list edit i know i'm being mean but you're no different than those 17 year old girls who end up being pregnant and miss out on life just for the sake of their motherhood spoken like a human equivalent to a bowl of bran flakes you're such a basic feminine pup that if i poured vinegar on you you would dissolve police fire or ambulance yeah fire please and maybe ambulance too i'm not sure yet good rock is the human version of an above ground pool i feel it's misplaced of me to say actually don't mind kid rock but then again the only song of those i know is all summer long so i'm i'm not exactly educated ah slash call me kevin he just got better me 2020 can't surprise me now 2020. vin diesel with hair why does he look like the porcupine from over the hedge [Music] really i don't i do not see the comparison chris pratt has tested positive for talent 19 according to tmz well then he must be asymptomatic okay no i'm getting these investigated for fakeness because we had literally the same one earlier about amy schumer todd howard looks like that kid who'd punch himself in the stomach and tell the teacher you punched him oh my god wow that is very true i i can see that i can imagine this would be his face too when the teacher's berating you for doing it he's just looking at you behind the teacher like this like he's just oh he knew he got away with it i don't know why but this guy looks like he's a professional rat scavenger what what even is that hey guys check out this amazing expensive car that i hired for the day to show just how rich i am doug the type of guy who wears shorts to a wedding yeah but they're gucci today i learned bob marley gave a credit on no woman no cry to one of his friends who ran a soup kitchen to ensure the royalty checks would keep it open if we only had a few more soup kitchens folks could get a warm meal rather than having to degrade themselves in some way just to afford one at least that's why i assume smash mouth still plays music even jesus is like holy me he looks like someone who thinks salt is spicy also a screenshotting comments from my videos okay yes look i'm the kind of person who requests lemon and lime when it comes to nando's orders okay i accept it jake's new hairstyle makes him look like a bleached strawberry i mean they're still tasty though jesus what the hell is this a vampire it looks like a piece of string cheese yeah bleaching the hair wasn't a good choice here unless he just really likes string cheese my life is a movie yeah bro stuart little lemon my best kiss to date oh my god that's a video that's actually a video imagine how society would profit if you would have been swallowed [Applause] no way dude okay but seriously is this guy just bragging about his kissing skills for five minutes straight that's that's actually content that's demanding over tens of thousands of views females touch here males touch here the intel 4004 has more processing power than that pinhead of a brain you have jack mars the type of guy to trip over a wireless controller oh look okay to be fair it is possible when you're used to having a wired controller for a long time you suddenly get a wireless one you think you're about to trip over it so you you flinch but then you realize it's not there so you rebalance yourself and you trip over your bouncing and you stumble and let's let's just not talk about it okay no to vaccination covert is just flu you should ask if they have a vaccine for stupidity and then get it twice would you step on me for ten thousand dollars i would step on you for a mcdouble same and i'm a vegan jeez being okay to kill an animal just so you can step on someone hello man in their 40s with a late teens haircut this guy looks like a wax figure of himself boo fan out time today's works by already taken zero two two two two two two two i think their original username was taken maybe they've made something nice and simple for us i i love i love that uh beautiful uh wordplay there something poetic can't draw hands ha that's just a it's just so powerful i i've read haikus before but that's just oh my god oh my god well i'm i'm lost for words thanks for the fan art already taken and remember guys if you'd like to see your future fan art in a future video be sure to post your work on the mk subreddit that's where we see them and grab them for more videos to do for you so you keep giving us fan art and we keep giving you comments on your terrible good work good work yes i i love it no i do i genuinely do love your work anyway i'm rambling on it is time to say goodbye as it is the 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Id: DLb8UyScGlU

Length: 17min 32sec (1052 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 25 2020