r/Rareinsults | ANGRY EDS

why should we care i hope your wife gives birth to a centipede and you have to spend the rest of your days slaving away to buy shoes for it holy crap man [Music] hey guys i've watched for a long time but have never been confident enough to come post i finally gained the courage to draw and make this one so i hope you enjoy let's see what we got here lexi may be wait a minute am i lexie have i been lexi this entire time and no one bothered to tell me god dang it how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to be taking a look at r rare insults and i for one am quite excited for this one because i need some new insults to add to my repertoire so to speak without much further ado let's get right into it america is a third world country trying to be a first world country always has been really there's not much else i can say he's just right we can try and hide it behind the number of starbucks locations we have throughout the country but you can't deny the truth alright seems normal enough he's shaped like an angry bird i felt that one that joke came down on him so hard his neck disappeared if i had a dollar for every time a girl found me unattractive they'd find me attractive [Laughter] self burn those are rare these days when you go to china and the people there have the audacity to speak chinese honestly these karens have the iq of a honey badger's dirty fingernail that's a rare insult i bet this dude thinks bananas are spicy wait just a minute you mean to tell me that they're not really each of jeff's hair left to start their own distribution center no wonder he doesn't have any left this was 21 years ago and like most people that have a balding issue like this he looked a lot better when he got rid of it all if your child is on the gaming platform roblox delete it and forbid them i've heard hundreds of stories of children being groomed and violated on it you're basically a mother bird that doesn't teach their hatchlings how to fly because it's dangerous as if staying on the ground isn't 10 times more dangerous am i an old world scaled quail or am i a vulture what do you guys think what burb would i be [Laughter] oh man that gets me thinking hey guys what bird would i be make sure to put it down in the comments below for me he looks like he invited himself to his birthday party and didn't show up and those glasses though are there even lenses in there looks like a normal instagram photo to me why her head look like the first slice of bread oh now i see a dang some people have some serious observational skills or they're just [ __ ] either way mio honda spitting straight facts just wanted to say maps are a-okay i would rather be british oh yeah that insults uh dumb no maps are not a-okay really though i would rather be british how's that a rare insult that's like the flavor of the month right now sports bra 35 only worn a couple of times it's kind of a bigger person not too big just a little chunky you can throw it in the dryer and it'll shrink to your fitting before i bid i'd like to know who was buried in it oh god that is just so disgusting look at it used a couple of times where if there was one movie you could completely delete from reality what would it be the cats movie i bet 2020 is a punishment from god for humans because they made the cats movie you know pineapple pizza you're 100 right about that i spoke with god recently and yeah the punishment's going to continue for a while all thanks to cats why i don't like i'm alex i don't know why but alex just looks like the kid who would eat worms when he was nine yeah i can see it her accent is so english my ears got colonized god dang it seriously charlie looks like an npc that would hand out side quests in a tony hawk game oh my god that is perfect that is a perfect comparison and if he's not in the next tony hawk game i'm not buying it he looks like what humans would look like if they had a default skin oh my god i can't believe we found someone that looks more generic than myself that's a rarity folks that dog looks like he reads war and peace while rocking in his chair and smoking a pipe is that an insult is that an insult okay i wouldn't really consider that dog kind of looks cool as hell to be an insult but maybe that's just me you say one more thing like that again and i'll unplug your nan's life support to plug in my laptop so i can watch the entirety of the 2016 eurovision song contest god dang germany is beginning a universal basic income trial with people getting 1400 a month for three years i think germany has done enough experiments this one doesn't seem quite as crazy as the last few though so i'm willing to let this one pan out a little bit who hit you so hard they knocked your eyebrow down to your upper lip oh man i feel that one my mustache doesn't grow in the middle either my guy why do you look so surprised it's just a face lol you have the look of a kindergartner who just dropped a load how is that rare okay maybe i'm completely misinterpreting what this subreddit is all about and if that is the case i apologize but honestly i was expecting some comment etiquette level stuff here and that's just not what we're getting i feel kind of gypped i mean that last one was basically the equivalent of you stupid poopy head and how is that rare come on don't forget finance people are at home plugging five to six numbers into an excel sheet every day and calling that working from home a lot of patagonia vests in my mentions upset and i want you to know it's a joke i know you do more than this like sometimes you get on zoom and talk over your female co-workers okay this one i feel is a little bit better because she called them patagonia vests perfect bravo his hair looks like an upside down bird's nest oh yeah it really really does while i wouldn't necessarily call that one a rare insult it is incredibly accurate coming home from a dog shelter with this girl you look like the cameraman from megamind i'm so glad i'm not the only one that thought this oh my god bravo you got him another highly accurate one his singing sounds like a doctor's handwriting oh beautiful see now we're getting some good ones or at least some decent ones james's new haircut makes him look like the cocky truck driver in horror films that insults the protagonist but get killed 10 minutes later [Laughter] yes oh it's beautiful see this is what i was hoping for the longer he stays in his house the more he looks like he doesn't have one ooh yeah not gonna lie he looked a lot better with short hair but that's just my opinion he can do whatever makes him happy if you don't have any friends you're not an introvert you're a problem if you think being an extrovert gives you the right to bash introverts for not having friends then you're not an extrovert you're an astrovert got him also from now on i will be self-identifying as an astrovert reposting from christian memes is okay because they reposted our book oh god wow there we go want some coochie juice rolling down my face right now you'd better cry then darren oh hey look it's this guy this guy is either the nicest most kind person on this planet or the father of the zodiac killer are you saying that he can't be both i grew up with a lot of people that were so nice they almost drove me to insanity so it stands to reason he could be she sounds like she knows a guy who knows a guy she looks like she knows a guy who knows a guy also damn quite a collection drainage canals in japan are so clean that they even have koi fish in them koi is just a fancy word for carp carp is a fancy word for bottom feeding dinosaur that thrives in [ __ ] water what do you know that describes me pretty well rhett looks like a person who was lost and someone found him 10 years later to be fair he's always looked like that this is nothing new your mama's so ugly the whole world faked a virus and ruined the economy just to make her wear a mask oh someone's just hit eighth grade how much money have you spent on plastic surgery 350 000 so if someone told you that you looked like a million bucks they would be way off [Laughter] my local lawyer i'm glad momo beat her battle with anorexia oh shoot dude george lucas on the verge of a xanax overdose could write better than the disney star wars sequels thank you thank you jake paul is the type of guy that locks himself in a motorcycle oh my god i feel that one or rather i felt no i still feel that one guess what i'm good at imitating mechanic i don't care what universe you're from that's gotta hurt maybe you call yourself black that was the moment when i realized that humans can reach a six-figure iq in negative of course worth a shot this man looks like what pornhub thinks nerds and geeks look like ain't that the freaking truth man you can thank the movie revenge of the nerds for this crap you are not handsome at all ouch [ __ ] you're worse than my first time making an omelette alone oh my god why are you so mean god those ones aren't even trying to be funny they're just they're just mean the only thing wendy williams should host is a parasite oh damn hashtag sponsored really okay you look like mr potato head's rebellious teenage daughter honestly this one made me laugh so hard i can't even be mad at it [Laughter] please do not tap on the glass programmers are easily scared and will start to cry violently please enter slowly while singing ave maria to avoid an incident thank you oh i remember this guy he looks like he walked in front of a school projector [Laughter] no honestly he looks like a detention desk pugs are freaking ugly these mother frickers have been bred specifically to look like their faces have been assaulted by a dang book like seriously it's as if god had wanted a new idea for an animal and threw his freaking microwave on a random dog's face and called it a pug on top of that their face wrinkles don't help at all and they have a body shape comparable to that of a vienna sausage you know i'm gonna say it pugs are cute but we need to stop breeding the poor things yeah that's right i think pugs are cute sue me he looks like a depressed version of ratatouille of ratatouille what this one genuinely perplexes me because i don't remember a character in that movie being called ratatouille this reporter looks like her boyfriend called her before the interview and broke up with her and told her he had herpes you might have guessed that completely correct we don't know the absolute roundness of this man's head is incredible it is a true sight to behold lil pump is one of the reasons why shampoos have instructions look at all these chickens don't get the chickens you have aldi in california right see okay so say look at all these chickens out loud the quality of your puns needs work how dare you my puns quality is top shelf and also how dare you time to check the shelves below he's being difficult and doesn't want to tell me tell him i'll stand on a chair so i can smack him he said you'll need two [Laughter] oh god why does your animoji look like a lesbian actor who believes that the earth is flat while being in a space movie ooh oh i see it wow that paints a pretty vivid picture this fool looks like squidward's house in negative colors ow oh dang dude this makes me feel like the mk crew should make a few videos on r slash roast meat where we post a photo of ourselves and then read the best comments if humans could fly but doing so was more tiring than running most people would still just drive i need to take a shower now that i've read that why because he's so out of shape that reading this made him sweat which type of tattoo makes you cringe the most literally anyone that has two small tattoos and is constantly posting about how discriminated against people with tattoos are and how pathetic all the karens of the world are for being offended by tattoos like calm down becky no one has ever said anything actually rude to you about your three-inch faith tattoo written in such swirly cursive that it could be a roller coaster at my whole identity is victimhood island wow holy crap it's just impossible to date nowadays after five terrible years attempting to use tinder and other apps i'm now preparing to hire a surrogate to carry my child more straight men are following the strategy of gay men to create a family without the female partner serious question who looks for a real honest child-bearing partner on tinder that's like looking for a sober life mate at a bar they just don't go together tinder is a hook-up site you'd actually be surprised how vast your options are with online dating circles when you don't look like a hard-boiled egg michael also believe me tinder is no longer a hook-up app nobody treats it that way anymore mexico has no desserts traveled there for food and no desserts your entire trip you posted mcdonald's and that's the only thing you ate you uncultured bottle of mayo you look like ronaldo if i ordered him on wish.com wow he really kind of does dollar store ronaldo come on you messed up on this mask should say oh geez where are we rick every breath you take is a stunning endorsement of abortion holy crap derek god my wife and her elderly father were out and someone made a comment about them being a couple slash sugar relationship my wife goes don't you have parents or did you sprout from a log you freaking fungus dang gorillas clint eastwood lyrics four years in and i'm still getting crap about this video here's my friendly user guide if you at any moment find yourself displeased with the video there's this new thing called google.com there you'll be able to search the lyrics all by yourself good job all complaints can be sent by mail to 12 shove it up your ass lane florida if your discomfort exceeds your stress capacity proceed to take an elevator 10 stories high and jump out the nearest window thank you and have a nice day i've said this before and i'll say it again these two were what i imagined sperm would look like if they said screw it gave up on the egg and turned into people all on their own oh it's the da vinci guys i'm just gonna say it hearing you talk is more annoying than hearing that male actor moaning and the guy on the right looks like florida in human form i think that guy is florida in human form although i do gotta say them shorts are pretty banging though looks a lot like my tattoo where am i going to find a six foot dildo you're in luck i report to one of those at work oh got em today i learned of kangaroo words that is a word that contains a synonym inside it for example masculine blossom chicken or honorable [Laughter] honestly what a perfect note to end today's video on folks always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this video consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed it well to make sure to get yourself subscribed and click that bell icon and until next time we'll be 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Length: 15min 16sec (916 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 14 2020