r/Rareinsults | HE'S AN EGG

we must protect him from how too basic [Laughter] [Music] how's it going ladies and gents welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to be taking a look at r slash rare insults oh i'm psyched i need to add some more to my repertoire so to speak so let's get right in there shall we he somehow manages to look like billy eilish jack's films james charles jake paul bart simpson and a random drug addict at the same time who is this guy because i kind of feel bad he got roasted like a tomato i'm in anyone else end this nonsense all over the world we will stop wearing masks just throw that filthy thing away i could wipe my ass collect the dna from the crap stain genetically engineer a clone of myself from the dna and it would still be less of an [ __ ] than you she loves trump so much she looks like a goddamn twitter bot your mom is so fat i had to spread this between three books or your i had to mom is so spread this fat between three books you decide i don't get why he obsesses over that chick she looks like a cabbage patch kid that got bad liposuction so you mean a garbage pail kid also hey that's what i look like so watch what you're saying buddy yo mama so fat thanos had to clap ken looks like the sort of person who would build up an army of children and take over a community college wait hold on nationalism an infantile disease it is the measles of mankind god forbid you be proud of your country that's not what nationalism is you overgrown scrotum wart oh that one's good i'm jotting that one down parents have read it why don't you close the door when you're leaving our rooms because saying son your room stinks of the month-old [ __ ] socks that are clearly stuffed down the side of the bed and you need to let some fresh air in here because i'm genuinely worried at this point that breathing the air that is currently in here technically counts as me swallowing your money shot is just going to embarrass us both now let's be real you'll just make your kid laugh their ding-dong off if this was really an issue you would most certainly bring it up because everything wrong with shrek you know maybe there's a reason why donkey shouldn't talk ooh ooh ooh guys i've had so much to drink dracula be looking like the love child of emperor palpatine and mom from futurama oh my god same hairdo and everything hello what you doing just got done with a test now i'm laying down on yubo how about you chillin i don't know what to say megan that was almost as dry as the biscuits from popeyes oh boy well if either of you hook up from this point onward you can be damn sure she gonna be dude fun fact koalas have perfectly smooth brains if you leave a koala in a room with a plate of leaves and nothing else it'll literally starve to death because it doesn't recognize food when it's not hanging off of the branch explains a lot about this video well to be fair i genuinely don't recognize food unless it's branded by taco bell and handed to me in a brown paper bag when you order eminem from wish nah dude nah there has to be at least something to back up buying it from wish i was a substitute teacher throughout my biology master's program i will never forget a fistfight breaking out in the special ed classroom and i had to break it up one kid shouted menacingly your hairline looks like a chicken quesadilla doing the [ __ ] walk in a trapezoid holy crap that is a 4d insult right there dude kaito's hair looks like minecraft rotten flesh ah that boy is prettier than me so you're breaking up with me fine then i will steal him away dude looks like he would be an end level boss in some discount pirate video game made by some unknown studio that is shelved right next to four different variations of bejeweled i can hear the speech not lining up with his mouth animations [Laughter] ed looks like ron weasley if he decided to join a gang after hogwarts now let's not be hasty on the comparison okay i feel like rupert grint could absolutely stomp this little hobbit boy he's not fat he's just horizontally gifted and he's not even really that horizontally gifted when you've seen other seals when your setup is worse than the broke setup when your grammar is as bad as your financial status shotguns do not belong in video games i cannot think of one game slash one shotgun that was skillful but most importantly fun to use it's a weapon put in games for the sole purpose of catering to cowards is this person serious he's a professional call of duty player that's like being the special ed student of esports he's probably making more money than both y'all mofos so okay now look i'm not a giant fan of esports or call of duty at least not in my current age but i will give these people the benefit of the doubt and this guy deserves it only because he spoke the truth shotguns have to be coded in such a way in video games that they're pointless she sounds like a drunk harley quinn with a nasal infection ooh i don't want to hear that ever as a fat man can confirm being called fat doesn't hurt my feelings being called obese doesn't either how was your holiday at nagasaki i mean come on that one's a bit of a reach okay omg we look so good now yes now i can see your stupid face in hd haha same the chick on the left look like her favorite ice cream flavor is white bread hey there's a reason vanilla's the most popular flavor ever my guy when your fake id works that's because you look 34. she looks like she sounds like she swallowed a fireplace oh death note oh god that ain't death note that's deceased journal girls want a superman but they walk past a clark kent every day you freaking clowns think you're clark kent not on my freaking watch you dumb head ass mofos are barely a guy gardener and you think you're a clark kent the amount of disrespect is unreal listen here wannabes my boy clark is 240 pounds of pure kansas beef trained from a young age by ma kent to love and respect women as the intelligent independent beings they are he is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would never demand i be sexually or romantically interested just because he's nice y'all ain't clark kent i have never hit the reblog button so damn fast barely a guy gardener is the sickest comics related burn i've heard today blurst stormtrooper not very blursed if you ask me now he can't even suck my ding-dong right if kirby sucked your ding-dong he'd become mini kirby i will rip out your tongue and shove my foot so far up your ass the doctors will be picking my toenails out of your teeth i hope someone replaces your apple juice with piss you absolute freaking useless floral patterned lampshade he looks like he pays the landlord by sliding nickels under the door he looks gay and lesbian at the same time black men turn me the heck off y'all literally disgust me i will never marry a black man period we ain't trying to marry no mofo with capital gums and lower case teeth anyway [Laughter] things my wife says to me you look like the crap from a poor man's ass being married is great yeah blank just told me you're the type of person laminated menus were designed for and i have never been more devastatingly and accurately torn to pieces i don't get it this is not machine gun kelly it's nerf gun jonathan oh my god we did it boys virginity is no more me and my girlfriend did the no no act we're filthy ass sinners and it lasted two minutes but we freaking did it it's a shame that even instant noodles are slower to cook than you in the bed i wish [ __ ] shots sounded like the ping of an m1 garand granted now it sounds like battle of the bulge whenever i swing around to your mom's house okay am i the only girl who doesn't change their underwear daily like either i'm lazy as heck or there really isn't a point because my coochie still smells good she looks like she eats enough cheese to think that same smell coming from her is good rule 34 states if it exists there is porn of it no exceptions what is something that you're pretty confident is an exception op oh oh man op you just got frickin dunked on man you got served i'm happy that my parents don't know english oh you can count the amount of brain cells between the entire group on one finger number brain cells among finger one period ends a sentence not two one period could have ended your mother's conception of you but unfortunately that didn't happen either yo can we get that reaction video plopped in here real quick for that one because damn yeah well i think dragons suck i will kick your ass so hard your vertebrae will pop out of your mouth one by one like a pez dispenser ellen degeneres is the human equivalent of fake pockets on pants oh best rapper six nine or cardi b trash versus garbage can we all agree to stop calling these two trash and garbage pollution still makes better content than what they're making these were my nails during pride month this year yo your fingers look prehistoric prehistoric here of course meaning better than yours ho you look like vladimir putin's niece oh yeah this place is like if aggravated sexual battery was a location i'm gonna need context again here please the guy in the green mustang has a reaction time that can be measured with a calendar [Laughter] i like how the immigration attorney looks like he's more of a full-time redditor would you rather listen to my music or die well the end results are the same linus is the type of guy to yell ring ring at people while riding a bicycle instead of ringing the bell that's the best way to sum up linus i've ever seen when you step on the scale and it says 1776 can we get the american national anthem in here real quick he looks like my bicycle seat oh god i hope not he looks like a shark that transitioned to be human you know i am going to go ahead and believe that this guy looks like he would steal bowling alley shoes hmm office references are an automatic first strike nobody cares i screwed your mom my mom is literally a jar of ashes buddy and it's still the wettest you've ever gotten dead body reported holy [ __ ] he destroyed him he looks like a person who reads the terms and conditions and presses decline and is that really a bad thing haven't we seen what happened to poor kyle when he did not read the terms and conditions from apple yeah that's right that human sentai pad was a little [ __ ] up so let's stop pretending that reading them is a bad thing he looks like 90s leonardo dicaprio if everything went wrong excuse me [ __ ] but leonardo dicaprio wishes he was gus johnson so you keep you shut she's had enough black dna in her she probably has some assassin's creed memories of slavery i don't know what the this means at all am i supposed to know who this is because i feel like context matters here dude beat him so hard he turned into a simpsons character yeah one we're probably never gonna see again with any luck they trying to make a whole movie by only using snap filters what do you mean trying to they did that's the worst part about it what is the most embarrassing non-porn item someone could find on your computer my spreadsheet showing my sex life for the past 26 years but first they'd have to break my 17-digit password to unlock the file why do you have a 17-digit password on an empty spreadsheet some hacker again ask your mom she'll tell you how big it is mate i will suck your ding-dong and it won't even touch the front row of my teeth after 16 years in vegas you'd want the time stone too okay the chick that turned 21 recently looks like it's her 13th time turning 21. why does the youtuber look like he's trying to sell me vegetables in legend of zelda oh my god fair point that haircut is insanely awful looking and that's coming from a guy who's starting to bald pete looks like if voldemort moved to florida and got into coke and got a nose job too yeah you forgot that one didn't you buddy a sperm whale's vocalizations are so loud they could kill a diver who is too close i can confirm this i almost went deaf the last time i screwed your mom what are these people 12 dude i have two employees that usually leave work at 6 pm they're good but i don't like that their commitment lasts for work hours only what should i do as a ceo you should copy and paste this complaint into a table in microsoft word 2007 print it double sided in landscape mode fold it in half eight times soak it in olive oil and then shove it up your ass none of your employees are required to make their lives your company so go [ __ ] yourself you arrogant oh my god i would i would like to apologize to the editors into the fan base that is so not me but i have worked for seven dollars an hour before and i'm sick and tired of these [ __ ] [ __ ] talking like this this is not normal this is not okay i'm 12 and i really wanted robin to see this you guys are my favorite youtube channel and i would really like it if you featured this post well you're in luck because we're featuring it and i'm gonna tell you right now i love it and i demand to see more you got that well on that drastically underwhelming note it's time for the end of another video always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this one consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed it well then make sure to get yourself subscribed and click that bell icon and until next time we'll catch you later

Channel: EmKay

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Id: 0wmehvWjKbA

Length: 15min 21sec (921 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 03 2020