r/Crackheadcraigslist | the kid for sale too?

home care for kids is is that really good advertising yeah you just give me the kid not just uh put a little floaty ring around their neck and dump them in the water they're done i'll leave them for the next five hours g'day my courageous chicken burritos welcome back to mk it's your favorite narrator that isn't a bird and it starts with a j yes it's me jack how are you doing that's great i hope you said something slightly positive otherwise my response comes across bad but i won't be surprised either way because i'm terrible at first impressions anyway it's time to look at some crack at craigslist so sit back relax like this video and enjoy some good content uh just selling an nvidia rtx 3080 yep no no no how are there 36 bids already come on what internet what are you doing ac for free ac for free for free yeah about 10 to 15 aircons for free all working when the building closed not sure if they're working now you need to remove it from the wall yourself i guess that's one way when you need to hire a demolition crew but you also want to be frugal about it apartment for rents i don't want to be taken home bruh this dude really put an apple sticker on his old terrible monitor and is trying to sell it as an apple monitor but no he isn't faking it look it's got the apple symbol on it that means it's real atm free okay no just because you see it somewhere doesn't mean it's free for someone else to take rainbow sandals barely ever wore them size seven pick up here really you've barely ever worn them correct me if i'm wrong but that's pretty much dead skin cells just plastered all over it like an imprint you would not fare well against sherlock holmes blue jean couch because screw you i think it's worth 100 yes i do make terrible decisions why do you think i have a blue jean couch birthing top my mom was a midwife she has since passed away and we are looking to sell this birthing tub pool that she had it was barely used okay first i'm sorry for your loss secondly 115 that's a bloody good deal ah i did it i said it okay hand-written black magic grimoire handwritten black magic grimoire fully in hebrew actually contains 72 demons from the lesser keys of solomon bound within each sealed in human blood and bound by powerful rights not to be taken lightly actual contact with demons can be obtained but you yourself can get access to the black magic of the underworld for a mere 150 that's right we find this extremely dangerous product worthy of someone who is about what less than their weeks of income 2001 bmw x5 three thousand dollars dude are you the bmw i can sound like one and give you a piggyback ride oh sold free upright freezer full of bullet holes it was used as target practice and is full of bullet holes guaranteed not to work nothing about a flex tape card fix oh my gosh is that still a frog or is that just another species entirely now okay i genuinely thought they were selling like frog meat on facebook marketplace but nope no it's a car why is it such a trend with people selling their cars on facebook your car doesn't determine what you can catch as food avatar the last airbender candle six dollars genuinely surprised you didn't think it was worth more it isn't but i'm just surprised g'day mates need a little cash 50 bucks if you got it otherwise uh now this this one's a new one cheerios coasters wow wow people are stupid they're very dumb coffee two dollars medium heels are not black but i didn't just don't want it anymore first come first serve you know if my app gave me notifications or these little quick nibbly treats i would totally actually use this service unfortunately by the time i'd see this it would be about a week and i don't think that coffee will be as tantalizing anymore box of cosmetics that were 100 worth mainly bad than bodyworks facial stuff and hair stuff selling for 25 for the whole box uh-huh a lot of half-used stuff okay okay well if it's a hundred dollars worth i can understand that that does make sense though does that just make us more aware of the fact that half of these products don't properly work because she's just throwing them out after realizing they don't do anything for her but regardless i still think it's a good deal for getting everything for 25 oh by the way there's a dildo there online yard sales crack just straight at it i got that butter oh and someone tagged the local sheriff's office lovely work hey hey dick move buttery sculpture fifty dollars pottery sculpture with barbed wire around it fifty dollars or nearest offer yes the barbed wire is a christ inspiration right any other inspirations oh can you change an adult diaper nope no i don't nope no looking for a nurse lna cna or experienced caregiver who wants to make 300 cash come on what's your dignity worth name the price i am not physically disabled but i am a 37 year old male why did you write that like it's it's a better thing i have always wanted to experience having my diaper changed nothing else oh my god i know you think you're making this sound more appetizing but it really isn't cash in hand first hand better be sanitized we can have a conversation about this by email or over the phone to make sure you understand everything and you are comfortable with this okay you know what i appreciate the pre-care he's giving towards this that's the i'm willing to relieve the disgust i have for him ps5 drawing limited edition unless people actually buy this thing in which case i'm making like 50 more of course it wouldn't be crack at craigslist as there wasn't someone selling the cheeto online it's just every episode i feel like there's someone selling a cheeto a wackalog leftover from yard cleanup is a solid oak log approximately this high by this circumference note that there is some chain lick fence embedded and item is heavy buyer alone is responsible for any and all risks involved in removal easy driveway pickup no delivery twenty five dollars or bro cash veteran only bottled air fresh country air from denmark we laugh now but in 50 years this guy's gonna be a monopoly bag of half-eaten carrots why are you selling this oh jesus look at this shipping compared to the cost what business are you inspired from ebay beautiful three-story home oh wow it's gorgeous sold iphone 12s six thousand pairs of jeans three dollars each men's women's and children's all sizes all name brands levi's lilies why how what why when what how why when i'm good buddy come on brief jerky beef jerky underwear come on come on why don't you have a boy i'm i'm thank you i'm thanking me oh yeah you're gonna thank me no no i'm i'm not joker vanity built 1943 haven't finished painting it yet will be all white with jokers painted on that is certainly colors on something else linus dick dip stop their high ipad case and sk it's made out of genuine linus tech tip skin oh god i make energy cannon soda masks only six bucks just tell me what you want if you can provide two to three cans that would be nice but not necessary and comes with a disposable filter and everything is sanitized well i mean if it's disposable filter and sanitize it it's not exactly the worst i'm just saying if you're going to put a thing in your face at least do it with style bad frame plus bonus oh no i don't want to know what the bonus is bed ramen bonus mattress for sale oh okay oh that's a good bonus it has not been used much at all it has a lot of years left on this thing letting it go cheap 125 for both heck of a deal the mattress alone is worth more great and uh pray tell how many curry nights did you have uh while you had this thing just that's just just a random question like i don't want to make any assumptions but i'm pretty sure i can make a near accurate mould of you 10 years ago from all the dead skin cells on that thing mayonnaise three cleaning out cabinets and found a lot of mayo all expired but never opened and stored at room temperature that doesn't mean it's okay to eat i read the taste and smell is a good way to tell if good but if never opened they last longer oh that's not how it works if interested let me know i have three sprouts bran two craft light and two garlic alolay ninja 1991 chevrolet camera oh good no animal instead this time i like that b to z 28 runs good d top so god can shine down you're on your mullet while eagles soar to the sound of that fuel-injected b8 trying to make power bring your cash and roll out and all the glory of the 80s had to offer if you don't have the cash you better have something way cooler to trade i've got a fridge with bullet holes what is it cooler yeah i put flex tape on it you just plug it in it's fine sound on this 98 mercury 145 boat motor had a bit of a close call with the sharks i'm kind of done with you know fishing for good i don't mind me just selling this nicely refurbished single stand the perfect gift for your mom one night stand i want to bang your mom well it's good to see that 12 year old rival i had on xbox live has grown up into something in this uh they're doing something with himself now yeah hopefully with your mom too shut up house clearance says my sister has died for clarity i'm laughing at just the the absurd suddenness of explaining that their sister is dad okay i'm not i'm not laughing that they have tied size 14 pants two pounds a pair or four new pair 10 pounds a bear for worn unwashed ideal for what you're selling your dad's siblings underwear for fetish oh [Music] oh no no no no no no okay no the real icing on this disaster cake is how they've spelled discreetly cheese can i get you a dictionary concrete olympic barbell plates and weights yeah nah it's official say got the number on it that that makes it legitimate no look okay good on you for doing some diy version of it and saving yourself probably a hundred bucks on making the weight but don't don't sell it expecting people are gonna pay for this it's dumb you know it's dumb stop it square boardy chevy for sale no lowballers i know what i have 850 thousand wait 8 500 i know maths but hey let's be honest i'm not as brain dead as this guy clearly is wasp parts this is horrifying this is this is how serial killers begin can we not encourage this gotta give props to that attention to detail though that is the mighty fine seven ring how's it guys an nfl seattle seahawks click ballpoint pen this is insane is it not insane is it i seriously i'm australian i don't follow this stuff i don't i don't know if this is a big deal i'll be honest it really doesn't look like it though we are on crackhead craigslist so i feel like it isn't but i don't want to drop the gun here how much can i sell my pp for i'm looking to buy a pc right now and i am extremely desperate i need to know asap how much my pp is worth if so does girth or length matter its length is 6 inches and circumference is 3.5 inches any help is appreciated okay in what context are you selling it and like i mean are you expecting it to still be attached to yourself after the sale i really want to know more info benny table 125 because who needs a table that's a smooth flat service no i want jagged bumps all over it mason jar full of ramen seasoning jeez is is ramen seasoning really that valuable i'm going to assume not because it's on this subreddit oh wait no this description is golden listen here and listen you're good opportunities like this don't come around often exclusive to northern utah i have here a jar of mason jam packed with 440 000 milligrams of earth's finest ramen 95 chicken flavor fab is a creamy chicken flavor this is how many packets of ramen i ate over the course of my graduate degree i suffered through making my own seasoning so one i did not die from too much sodium two you would have the opportunity to own this one-of-a-kind item own the most incredible conversation piece in the intern mountain west don't lowball me i know what i have you have bad diet choices that's what you have rock with flat bottom door stop ancient door style purse used by keem come now dwayne johnson with a flat butt i'm not worth 1 500 i'm worth far more nicely seasoned dorito geez how disappointing are the chips in duluth that a nicely seasoned dorito has to go on facebook marketplace oh my god what are you whoa what are you no america you were breaking me i didn't you are breaking me and i'm australian i should be totally okay with this but i'm not cute smiling funny potato chip i found in a bag of chips weird chip selling for 300 why are you five people watching this go away make use of your life homemade breast milk soap oh nice what's it made out of oh milk for my breast what no not nothing sweet socks 25 sweaty sticky socks just for you worn for over a week inside tennis shoes during gym sessions and runs okay look if these were girls sweaty socks i'd understand the creepy demand for it but if if not either there are some weird people desperately trying to get rid of their stuff or someone seems to assume that dogs can use the internet half eaten cheese stick where where where is this cheese stick half eaten some will trade my stereo system well you got yourself a tail patriotic shirts show your pride usa trump 2020 yeah i'm gonna feel so dominantly masculine with this shirt yeah i know what it says what man can't show his feelings to another bro it's called respecting your fellow man very very thoroughly nintendo switch get it look i ruined my brother's three hundred dollar switch for this joke it's that time of the year again making full footing six foot caskets of what what do you mean that time of year oh right halloween oh my god oh i genuinely thought there was like some genuine surge of mortality rates for people in that size wine glasses in the current era this is stupid in the post-apocalyptic era this is genius come to america london any beautiful petite white females 19 to 24 want to move to america you'll have a place to stay on my ranch and you won't have to work if you don't want to you'll have food clothing your own quarters and spending money the catch you have to let me tie you up and tickle you whenever i want to i am a woman oh whoops no sex involved just tickling lots and lots of tickling send me a picture full figure but no nudes i do prefer to do the undressing and be surprised at the pleasant sight under those unsightly clothes i don't know if i'm laughing in joy or in tears and like fear oh but hey don't you dare contact them with unsolicited services or offers everything that you see only one hundred dollars cash only and no holds this could be yours wow what is it it's a wow wow yeah wow you like it yeah it's it's a diagram of your life yeah i get it i got a tree stump sad table 175 for thomas okay i do get it is just a tree stump but hey i mean it's pretty nicely trimmed up tree stump i can't dig on that that's a pretty nice looking little stumper tree you got there still not worth 175 though i'm sorry no selling vape desk organizer to hold molds tanks batteries vape juice etc and a smaller desktop holder as well asking 100 or best offer okay i would find this deplorable and clearly a level of addiction but then there's also the fact that many people have wine cellars or literal just spirit stands and shelves so i mean if anything this is just them wanting to put it all up on display for visual and aesthetic reasons i mean i don't know it's probably not that bad of a deal 2004 subaru sti with built-in vape oh no oh props to you for the ingenuity and innovation i'm leaving that as a rising up inflection because i'm genuinely not sure if it is vintage candy found in a curt pocket from 1922 still in mint condition all dots still there you're trying to sell candy from 1922 for 50 considering back then they were probably worth maybe like five cents for 50 of them in a bag what are we meant to do with these what eat them this like basically 100 year old candy okay yeah sure that's safe walmart key found lying around have no need for it it unlocks any walmart glass case lock from liquor baby formula and so dude only 60 bucks you can make a killing with this would you trade for a flower would i trade a car for weed is that what you're asking yeah sir the car is listed for 1400 i could get you 1400 flowers go away now today's beautiful bundle of beautiful beautifulness is some fan art that art of the artist the fan fanny arty is uh by jew soul they posted it about a month ago but accidentally deleted it earlier today worked too long onto it not to upload again sorry how dare you double posting oh disgusting but okay you know okay yeah looking at this work yet i would do the same thing my goodness wow now i love this but i am gonna have to call the police on you for clearly gouging out a real eyeball to get that on that image there because that is clearly not just drawn on so juice all if you lovely person could just keep watching this video so i could um just get your details tracked down for the police um also if anyone else would like to see your fan art in a future video be sure to post it in the in gay subreddit because that is where we see them to uh grab them for the next videos uh yeah do you sell if we could just get in contact with me that'd be great i'd just love to uh share details um about your technique yeah anyway guys that is the end of today's video thank you so much for watching as always make sure you have subscribed to the channel and got that notification bell clicked on and nice and well belly clicked yep also be sure to check out some more videos on the channel if you've got the time but other than that it is time for me to ska doodle skedaddle so my name has been jack you have been a lovely person to ramble at as always i always love it when you stop by to say hello and i look forward to seeing you for the next one bye

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Length: 19min 25sec (1165 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 20 2020