r/Rareinsults | 4k Breathing

you look like one of those advisor npcs in a city building game he does have a waxy quality right now too this is strange [Music] hey what's up ladies and gents welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today i'm gonna be taking another look at r slash rare insults this time we're gonna see just how many are actually good you know what i mean remember just because it's rare doesn't mean it's good so let's get in there shall we she was perfect she was an atheist so he is a redditor ellen's looking rough these days him enters bar bartender why the long face yeah i'm sorry i gotta give it to the redditor comment this guy looks like a teen an adult and an old man all at the same time always has too should schools be open during lockdown yes so we don't have a whole generation who think there should be an apostrophe in the word schools but no no they shouldn't be i hope you know that for real dennis arsenault technical specialist dennis looks like if arnold schwarzenegger was born in america and never went to a gym i see it yeah that's pretty accurate interestingly humans are more than 60 percent genetically identical to bananas in your case perhaps 70 percent are you calling me a banana good sir this guy's face looks like a bathroom stall oh oh that one hurt amazon says it was not price gouging during the pandemic when it sold toilet paper for 36 dollars that photo of bezos looks like an artist recreation from the found bones of an ancient ruler well the guys always looked a little weird okay it's one pandemic what could it cost six hundred dollars woman shoots man 17 times by miracle no shots hit the target but not a single shot hit the woman looks like she's trying to watch her singular brain cell bounce around in her skull [Laughter] look perhaps if you're blind in any way shape or form or just can't see well you shouldn't try to murder somebody with something that requires being able to see try a sledgehammer next time just as long as you're close enough you can pin you out of the guy to death a hunger that only ass will fill why is nostril shotgun barrels dude breathing in 1080p ultra hd really you're asking about his nostrils not those eyes those horrible lifeless eyes husband of alleged maid abuser tells court his wife has a bulldog face but is not violent ooh jesus people so an artist in paris has made a sculpture that's supposed to be a modern rendition of a christmas tree but is it really but are you a freaking garbanzo bean see that might be a rare insult but it sucked it just sucked you have so much more to work with you got butt plug christmas tree up there and you're calling people beans if we never started vaccines we would become immune to most of the things they give us vaccines for aha if you're serious congratulations on getting this far through life with absolutely no comprehension of reality if you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it throwing pieces of cucumber at a barn and shouting shazam into an empty iphone case wondering why the car wasn't moving there you go that one's awesome cardi b's music is for women who say my kids are my world when their grandma has custody the most powerful super computer can count for 1 000 years and still not even begin to comprehend how much i don't freaking care you neanderthal she looks like the evil cockatoo from that movie rio about the blue birds oh my god she does look like nigel you look like a 26 year old cop who just got hired by the nypd and already has three citations for excessive force i mean that one would be good if it weren't so fantastical you think they get citations for excessive force it's the nypd dude mcdonald's mukbang oh god i feel like nick is the human embodiment of the voice in your head that tells you to crash your car while you're driving oh god it's cringe-topia i'm really glad i can't watch this video right now dude looks like both the child and the molester ah man that would hurt people with no kids who turns y'all lights off and hands y'all the remote i tell google to turn the lights off and my remote's on the end table next to where i sit it's 20 20 stop using your crotch fruit as employees i'll always prefer crotch goblins to crotch fruit but you do you this guy is actually a cyclops and he recently just got the dual eye surgery oh you're mean i can't get over how this dude looks like how disney draws dad characters oh that one's even better than the last one he actually looks like a disney dude this is the guy who plays dating sims in his basement and gets disappointed when the pickup lines won't work on his sister alright then pov this is the kid who your grandma compares you to every time you disappoint her i'm never gonna be on that guy's level so i guess in this scenario my grandma's always going to be disappointed in me i'm seriously dude i can't catch up with that guy forgive me i stole your beard design to use it for a dress well how's the dress look i want to know why does alex look like he's trying to sell me home insurance for a tent right that one makes a lot of sense happy veterans day to adam driver's massive freaking ears he's the reason al qaeda uses sign language [Laughter] apple announces its first new laptop with its own chip instead of intel's jesus ellen looks like craft i wonder how many more ellen jokes we're gonna see as we go forward leave tim apple alone he's doing his best not really the way eminem looked terrified and slightly concerned for lady gaga's well-being in these photos looks like mary poppins and the it clown had some angry weird love child that's now going through a mental breakdown the it clown this one definitely tried way too hard aw this is really good keep it up don't use emojis on reddit please they bring down the intellectual tone of the conversation by several notches that's an emoticon you warm toilet seat i'm gonna steal that insult i'm sure you will honey it's like someone dubbed an already english film in english what do you mean people born in 2003 or 23 now that's crazy i was born in 2004 and i turned 16 on friday is your brain running on internet explorer i'm starting to get mistaken for justin bieber now he looks like ice age baby his eyeballs have different social security numbers the queen's gambit four and a half if anya taylor joy and harry melling had children their kids eyes would be the right distance apart nice i saw it somewhere else who'd you take it from roses are red violets are blue your two inches felt like six because i had feelings for you oh mofo really asked me to rate his fit hey yo bro rate my fit one to ten you look like the coat hanger we can't believe we have to say this but please do not blow vape smoke into your xbox series x these morons probably eat popcorn with a fork oh i haven't heard that one before i swear adam looks like greta dunberg smoked a huge bowl imagine if your dad was a minotaur and your mom was a mermaid and you got the human half of both and now you're just some guy yeah but there would still be something fishy about you and you would be full of bull so basically a politician the combined iq of the people in that pool is less than an iguanas that's an insult to iguanas yeah kind of is you look like the villain from a low budget karate kid knockoff i see it tough talk from a girl whose kneecaps stick farther out than her tits if your ding-dong doesn't touch your belly button lower your voice oh oh i see what happened here 200 years in the future honey have you seen my iphone 378 i need it to pre-order my ps6 you should ask twitter to add a laugh track function so it can mask the unfunny 200 years and sony's only made one more console come on the south korean leader of a sexual blackmail ring was sentenced to 40 years in prison dude looks like he'd steal my lunchables he probably would my guy very funny i feel like we can come up with an insult a little bit more damning for someone who had a sexual blackmail ring that boy hair looks like a sucked mango what what charlie kirk looks like what happens when you drag the face slider too far to the left in the me creator oh your ma shares missing dog posts from other countries i'm confused car seat headdress destroyed by hippie powers will toledo looks like a discord server moderator but i love him anyways the guy on the pc looks like a discount mr beast he looks like the discount version i think mr beast looks like the discount version of him visual representation of this headline a neo-nazi converted to islam and killed two roommates he looks like if tom holland got mad at a dude for stealing his twinkie at lunch it was found that vegans were 43 more likely to suffer from broken bones of any kind vegans are more likely to break bones than meat eaters is that mainly broken noses from where they keep telling other people how to live i'm a discord owner of four discords admin on 15 redditer and reddit owner of three reddits wow if you lost a pound for every message sent in your server you'd still be morbidly obese no english word has a double o except for the word food prove me wrong this is proof that preschool education is important in childhood and that choosing the right books and tools to learn is more important than nollywood for now get a stool go back to the classroom and learn some coordination don't be a hooligan boom today my army friend was telling us about basic training and drill sergeants and there was this kid in her battalion who asked so many stupid questions that the drill sergeant made him carry around a potted plant all day to replace the oxygen he wasted plans this weekend maybe you sunday yes saturday no saturday yes sunday no well shh we're like two ships passing in the night i'm like a sleek racing boat and you're a trash barge ariana grande looks like a disney princess using her one wish to her fairy godmother to ask for the world's biggest can of monster energy drink he looks like he walked in front of a school projector oh my god that's the best one thank god it wasn't another detention desk comment man you look like an albino rat hey how about you leave my mans alone okay pretty people don't have to use reddit what's your reddit then oh wow that's a good burn what does she mean though by they don't have to use reddit that part does confuse me a little bit dude do i sound like corpse what do you think that's not corpse that's roadkill stop he's already dead this dude looks like a scott pilgrim villain and i don't know much about scott pilgrim but i guess i'll agree you show me a 4d object in a 2d world on my 2d screen and i try to understand this with my 1d brain the moment you realize that horrible creature also found a girl and you're still single oh yeah belial did get a girl didn't he and didn't he have kids too why can't games just be fun charlie looks like a customizable character i made in skate 3. i don't think it's possible for you to assert anything until your hair is back to normal big talk from a man with the most abnormal smile on planet earth might want to sue joaquin phoenix bro he stole your look for the joker beetlejuice beetlejuice greg you are the human equivalent of a sneeze that never comes and just continues to burn your nose for an hour ouch jeff bezos announces first of 10 billion donation to fight climate change yeah just throw money at something god as a species humans need to generally make change otherwise we just spin in the wheel what's your solution just tell people to do something but not donate to the necessary labor equipment and research costs you're made to spare parts aren't you his coach looks like the dollar store version of donald trump it kind of does it's annoying when people write this in their posts just take the extra two seconds to write out it's not the same thing as or is not equal to you semi-illiterate neanderthal how about writing two instead of using two you quasi-literate freak head i can't stop looking at that guy's hair it actually looks like an overused velcro to be honest wow that was really funny that was a good one the long-haired one looks like he can turn water into weed now that is a superpower this guy looks like the love child of john lennon and weird al oh wow fail of the day jake paul wears awake to try and look like super saiyan goku and pre-fight weian ends up looking like a troll doll you're offended by the things i say imagine what i hold back his shirt is so tight that he looks like a nine-year-old in walmart whose mom is looking for what wine tastes best with her xanax okay he looks like the 13 year old version of a 40 year old i don't even know what to say with that one man therapist front-facing mk isn't real he can't hurt you front-facing mk my first fan art by the way oh my god oh no and on that fantastic note we've come to the end of another video folks always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this video to drop a like down below and if you really enjoyed this 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Length: 12min 59sec (779 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 18 2021