r/Rareinsults | FBI guy liked that

i'm your girlfriend's crush your nose stop downloading at 15 [Music] hello there everyone and welcome to mk if we don't close schools for the flu why for covered you'd think with a forehead that big there would be a brain up there jeff bezos founder amazon.com wow he gained a million dollars for every hair he lost chicken doesn't need seasoning amazing how he resisted the temptation to devour that sign long enough for this picture to be taken given how much he loves the taste of cardboard oh this one was like a little journey you just didn't know where it was going morning of my dad's wedding i was 14. why do i look like a disgraced uk independent party candidate you got the stiff shoulders and everything well done man good character study tell me which stunks to buy these nuts shouldn't they be dropping soon though gamer girl condom something tells me bella delphine is appealing to the wrong market with these she looks like the type of person who reads all the terms in condition then press decline pete davidson always looks like a starving werewolf in mid-transformation you know what he kind of does honestly though that's kind of a cool thing thanks for that input oh wolf i'm getting an inkling that all of this guy's comments are wolf related that first creep looks like a weasel that wished to be human but the genie was hung over so he didn't try very hard man looks like a rejected eminem concept if this guy is also a rapper i am this is even worse i wasn't allowed to post this mukbang these guys look like christmas edition m m's what a world we live in that literally eating in front of a camera has become an actual job humans what are we doing doug is the type of guy to wear a lego shirt in a six-figure car doug's the type of guy to break into a car and steal the owner's manual we what to be fair that's probably why he's got the six-figure car even though he's got the basic shirt he's not wasting his money on possessions like fancy shirts when your state mandates wearing a mask in public hashtag braveheart freedom defy tyrants meanwhile in actual scotland we're wearing masks on public transport and in the shops you know what else we're doing counting deaths in single digits most days that digit is zero as a bonus scotsman i'm looking forward to your life expectancy being similar to that of 13th century scotland i know you hate the accent but it's so fun to do what should i name her my new toy call it free throw so you won't ever sink it what the frick man this is his mother that's scary you're like that gross watery liquid at the top of a yogurt give yourself a good stir and come back with a more positive attitude please and thank you well i'm not gonna swear i was gonna swear in absolute amazement at that one but such a great visual wow 29 little hacks that could save your life is that a freaking game boy cartridge case this is a legit life hack because keeping a condom in your wallet is bad news the friction from a being in your pocket or jostled around wears down the latex and can cause it to tear if you keep one on you in a gameboy card case they won't be an issue because no one will have sex with you this guy dead straight looks like a mechanical pencil oh my god yes oh i'm so glad someone else sees this about him wow edit my sincere apologies i didn't mean to disrespect mechanical pencils like that he looks like you microwaved ellen for 25 minutes oh hey maybe that was his inspiration you don't know that town's name is so long it's invading the netherlands if anyone actually does find this video it's really amazing to watch because this guy actually labels that whole town name correctly not a stutter not a fluff up like i usually do he lands it perfectly and keeps continuing on like it was nothing it is incredibly insulting to my ability yeah it's not that hard i would never vaccinate poison my kids i rather a dead child than an autistic one i just don't want my children to end up scrounging benefits with one of these made-up mental illnesses i don't want weak children her real father says i'd rather a dead child than you anyway happy thanksgiving puberty had better transitions than this you can't even fart without reddit getting elitist about the tonality air pressure velocity aroma balance physics and how your diet doesn't match the distinguished and divine bowel trumpeting they can create that is somewhat poetry i i love this tony hawk professional skateboarder tony hawk is the oldest teenager i've ever seen yeah look i'm surprised he's still around as a you know icon gosh i remember back in the day when everyone was getting into skateboarding because they wanted to be famous like tony hawk like as if that was an actual thing you could be famous enough for i need to play fortnite boy you need to play wii fit adventure you got more rolls than a bakery now i don't want to condone body shaming but this was good weird-ass hands each individual finger gets more kitty than your car i will pour cement down your anal cavity our sound card still relevant soundblaster xae5 lol elon named his son after a sound card pharrell looks like the final evolution of jaden smith an insult to pharrell a compliment to jaden a high school student has died after jumping into the tawa river as a punishment for losing a rap battle even the river's flow was too strong for him oh no oh no i guess you could say that's an insult he won't recover from oh this rare insult to curse comments i'm losing track owner admits to not cleaning her own diarrhea hotel hell oh i've seen this it's disgusting the owner looks like she about to give you a poisoned apple whoa she does wow well i know who they're casting for the disney remake here we just have a young child casually playing in their room i showed this to my therapist he walked into the next room handed the other therapist twenty dollars and sat in the chair kj appa and cole sprouse when they were actually 17 man i would have absolutely crushed you at age 17 crushed you wouldn't even have survived the weight of my wallet listen here brad just because your brain runs at the speed of your foreskin growing back doesn't mean that your opinion matters in this standpoint crawfish are superior to lobsters down to their damn testicles that are somehow still larger than what the yours is this even about oh jesus that is a damn heated argument for sure she's literally that one girl in class who bullies you then tells the teacher you hit her oh no she does look like that doesn't she guys what's stopping you from dressing like this 24 7. i don't park cars at an italian restaurant the wife looks like she would be a stripper in whoville whoa he's a trick no need for facts go see my girl tomorrow in hollywood kylie has one of the most realistic looking wax figures i've ever seen and i'm confident it's because kylie is 75 silicone herself oh wait that's a wax figure damn i think that really says a lot about the uh fakeness of some of these people when wax figures just look normal when you're basically the only person in the store not wearing a mask i'm an embarrassment to exist yes and even though miss piggy is merely a puppet made of cloth and wire mostly she still has more brains it's because of these kind of people why the power rangers say their colors she probably looks up and down before crossing the street hey if you have a fear of planes and uh moles it's justified any white girl that looked like this will rob you and help you look for whatever she stole oh wow quality pokemane two out of ten this tweet freaking sucks and is completely unnecessary this tweet freaking sucks and is completely unnecessary if only you gave your daughter the same amount of attention you put into tearing others down on the internet you might be a decent father figure this man would slap his own butt during sex oh i just imagined it oh no or oh yeah [Music] karen doesn't need to listen to doctors i've been having trouble breathing lately and my doctor told me to get tested for this kung flu luckily i still have my oxygen tank from my cancer treatments to keep me going i don't need to hear what the liberal doctors say god will keep me healthy shouldn't she be harassing mike wazowski about his paperwork oh my god yes i've been having trouble breathing lately and my doctor told oh that is so bad for my throat jennifer lopez says men are useless until they turn 33. by all means let's give a damn about relationship advice from a woman that collects engagement rings like she's thanos honey you need to use my tweezers to find your pee pee oh sweetheart i'm a grown man with a beautiful wife and kids so little beepy insults have zero effect on me but if you'd like to send those tweezers over i'd gladly puck a couple of pubes out so you can sprinkle them on your head where your hairline used to be now kindly crawl out of my dms you freaking white walker i don't know if anyone has said this but charlie looks like he could turn water into weed i'd believe it karen uses her underwear as a mask and says they told her to wear a mask because she wasn't black yep ah that's happened wearing a clean mask is easier than walking around a store having the smell of a salmon hatchery inside a port body pressed against your face oh that is disgusting he looks like my notebook when i got bored during class this guy looks like if markiplier and jacksepticeye had a gay son okay but like that would be the cutest couple ever and i'd be totally for it and i'm sure there's thousands of tumblr users who also advocate for this to happen oh look at these gangsters showing money in their hands yeah that means they're real rich dudes shaped like an airpod oh he wasn't expecting that one i'm sure someone's made a mention of it in the comments by now though but uh if you're tired of classic eminem why not try the new sleek eminem slim this is what twix look like when it's been in your pocket all day more jazz than me but i mean hey if i got to walk around with a little terry crews in my pocket i'd i'm sorry but i'm accepting that trade be quiet honey you're in your home shut the window dear that lady looks like she was forced into widescreen format well then someone save her before we wrap things up guys we've got some fan art to highlight today's being from littlebits0105 who was you know just a bit bored so they casually made an amazing piece of [ __ ] not even digitally all hands drawn i'm sorry a little bit but uh this is rare insults mad lads is another video okay guys that's gonna do us for today thank you so much for watching remember to like the video if you enjoyed today's content and you want to see more of rare insults i'm actually finding this subreddit kind of fun so if you guys want to see more of it please encourage us to of course if you have not subscribed yet then what are you doing and subscribe yeah fool do it and click the notification bell icon before i creatively insult you you ah your mouse there's a mouse in front of me that's all i could think of while you're at it also do check out some more videos on the channel for more beautiful mk content but with all that said it is my time to leave so i will say farewell to you you amazing person it is always lovely to chat to you my name has been jack and i'll see you next time bye

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Views: 917,382

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Id: ay0w68FKAW8

Length: 11min 51sec (711 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 20 2020