r/Memes | the clouds be makin calls

when your dad says you can't swear but then you see his tv show hey that's just not fair [Music] how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to be taking a look at r slash memes oh god dang it without much further ado let's head right on in there shall we covet 19 enters anti-vaxx kid's body all the other diseases in the body you picked the wrong house fool no no no no no no we have a joke about our soft serve machine but we're worried it won't work ooh self burn those are rare no no they're really not uh i have a boyfriend and he'll kick your ass damn he's only 99 imaginary goodness wait hold up the other one percent though oh i found a human finger on the side of the road oh no no no no no stop it i'm not wearing some stupid mask an incredibly detailed hand-stitched leather alien face hugger protective face mask wow that is a mouthful to say i'm not paying hundreds of dollars for that by the way if i would screw your mom would we be enemies no would we be friends no huh what then we would be even oh man that oop size sure is large guys guy i bet you're a lesbian girl only when i talk to you oh that's a lot of damage folks can't fix that with flex tape though 30 year old me deciding my gamer tag biggest dickus yeah i don't think that'll fly on most systems but whatever the chances of sheep killing you is low but never zero yeah that statistic works for a lot of stuff though like cows for instance your chances are low but it's never quite zero is it if your man cheats on you boil water let it boil boil and boil as the water continues to boil wait for him to fall asleep when you're sure he's asleep make him some tea and drink it tea reduces stress and for you crazy hoes who thought i was gonna say throw it on him get help they had us in the first half not gonna lie 18 ways to sneak pets into the movies but why why would you do that why i want an answer what in the world is this today i slapped the man and he slapped me back people this guy legit slapped me back how dare you slap a woman back how dare you yeah you deserved it you hit first end of the world place your bets earthquake meteor plague human stupidity oh we already knew that's gonna be the cause like we knew that a long time ago netflix enjoy this high school drama with some relatable ordinary kids that are all 27 years old oh yeah it's gonna be great i hate being high why i keep hearing footsteps are you walking oh crap smort everyone in europe when the temperature goes above 25 oh screw off you big lamp i think that goes for anywhere in the world though ferrari agrari alright oh i get it shut up you're stupid this decided to climb down the tree to evolve and now i have to learn calculus and mow the lawn hey respect your elders teacher okay who drew the penis on the board everybody everybody did i don't know how but they did they planned something some americans worry vaccines will have microchips to track them their phones oh don't worry if you believe for a second that you're gonna be microchipped just remember you're not worth it what the hell do you have that they could possibly want that would warrant a microchip especially since you know all of the wiretaps you bought and put on your person or in your home waiter would you like a drink jesus water is fine oh jesus is always pulling the sneaky me at a bar to celebrate turning 18 bartender who's been serving me for years why is a drinking leonardo dicaprio so memeable therapy llama caesar the no drama llama calms tensions at protests carefully he's a hero god damn i need a no drama llama in my life monsters under the bed nuclear explosion arrows mosquitoes angry mom killer bullets cold temperature my blanket me you are safe the villain destroying the world in the main storyline me collecting 10 flowers for the garlic farmer so he can make it up to his wife look we've all got priorities okay and yours are clearly in order i doctor your results came back me can i see them probably not me dad am i adopted no why the hell would i pick you dad and mom well they've got a point why the hell would they pick you remember there's an entire movie about a couple of parents adopting a mouse over any of the children at the orphanage so yeah why you me an american with a screwed up sleep schedule you know i'm something of a european myself physics physics if newton slept under a coconut tree oh yeah that would have had drastically different results huh where are you i'm coming ho home home home frickin piece of crap the fbi guy when you die but you remember that you are a buddhist round two me sees this also me walks on it mom why i am a bot and this action was performed automatically myth the highest honor in journalism is the pulitzer prize fact the highest honor in journalism is getting assassinated by the cia baby wait i'm christian priest always has been is that a squirt gun me signing my friend up for grindr is a joke this email is already in use looks like you just learned some things today huh what if dwayne the rock johnson never hit the gym oh my that just doesn't feel right at all monsters inc characters mike wazowski boo james p sullivan wait a minute did you know the cheetah can stay eight hours at the same position gamers are you kidding me that's insultingly low wow that was really bad when you had to go on a crusade but your horse died oh that's unfortunate i'm sorry to hear about that man my sister coming home from a party at 6am my dad who just woke up me going to the bathroom after pulling an all-nighter of gaming wow gamer memes are like my favorite scoob they're incredibly relatable and hashtag funny oh look the wishing well i wish people randomly gave me money poof well there you go when the annoying kid at the restaurant finally trips and bangs his head on a table yeah we've all wished for that an 18 year old can legally adopt a 17 year old why why would you point that out why would you say that the bomb counter and movies be like three minutes two seconds one second one second one second one second the perfect graffiti doesn't exist oh i guess it does look at how wrong and stupid i was physics exists cats this cat looks like he's holding a little machine gun finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary this a-hole fish decided to walk out of the water one day and now i have to go to work and pay rent that's it that's all there is to it there's nothing we can do about it so deal with it a 13 year old girl scout in san francisco named danielle made the news for being the first girl scout to sell cookies outside of a marijuana dispensary she sold 117 boxes in two hours see now that's genius she knows sales and she's clearly a master of demographics stray mother cat brought her sick kitten to the hospital to get help immediately what are you an idiot sandwich whoever stole the purple marker return it no the whole class oh oh is that how it's gonna be beware of the dogs the dogs oh clearly they're incredibly vicious look at them they're gonna murder me with their eyes and teeth when you see people praise you for redrawing a meme allow weather to make and manage phone calls let us manage your phone calls i don't want the cloud getting too invasive on my phone now hey peter make me admin for a sec peter added you as the group admin you removed peter as the group admin i used the admin to destroy the admin people no you can't post random images and expect people to understand it me an intellectual [Laughter] i'm sorry i just don't care i just absolutely don't give a crap the kid who knows all the potion recipes in minecraft the chemistry teacher oh yeah she's out of her element she needs to back off yo japan builds a 60-foot tall robot everyone wow what can it do oh that's pretty sick actually what else can it do my mom a phd doctor my dad a phd lawyer me a meme lord well you've got a doctor and a lawyer as your parents i don't think you need to be doing much else do you parents telling me they walked 10 kilometers to school me telling my kids that i survived a global pandemic a tv show has predicted your death tomorrow so it's just a tv show it's the simpsons someone black cats are bad luck get it away black cats you know they've always gotten a bad rap black cats are probably the best ones and you're wrong if you think otherwise one like equals five pushups please i really need this haha stop stop he's already dead oh this meme implies this dude didn't do this just for the likes but whatever teen woke up from coma speaking a different language understandable have a great day you've clearly met all your goals for the week my phone hundreds of screenshots i don't use karen my son is very healthy he just turned 18 and doesn't have autism the dad that's been secretly vaccinating him oh no whoa whoa whoa whoa did that dude just steal the freaking moon sako wants to know your location he's coming for his girlfriend boy new zealanders after they have four new cases in a day americans after they have 50 000 new cases in a day we're going on an adventure what's an actual sub for serious flat earthers r mental illness that's a lot of damage and just like the last one again flex tape ain't gonna fix that oh oh hmm you know i think i like the modern one a little bit more he definitely took over hey isn't it weird how we live longer than men huh weird is that really safe yes osha would like to speak to you let me guess you're a farmer yes and i grow apples oh no future colonization of mars expectations reality oh look it's a photograph of every single small town in existence well in the united states that is growing up bilingual be like legal documents my dad seven-year-old me doing my best to translate no excuse for guys to be under six feet hit the gym badass oh crap she lost her brain glowing nightlight lamp with removable glow balls for trips to the bathroom don't invest in that what if you drop it in the toilet come on think about these things plus you're never even gonna think to clean those me leaving r slash relationship advice after convincing a woman to divorce her husband for forgetting it was their dog's birthday well are you guys married yet tips on how to be a good cat feed your human bathe your human cuddle your human spy on your human daily and update your findings to the council of cats where we will use the information to help take over the world from humans per a lot cashier delivery will be an extra five dollars dads come on dads there's a limit to everything windows defender my pc windows defender isn't that bad but alright did you hear about the band called 1023 megabytes they're good but they haven't got a gig yet siri you're a comedic genius the likes of which could take down even david chappelle the luna moth doesn't have a mouth or a digestive system it will only live for about a week with the singular purpose of mating i do not know who i am i do not know why i'm here all i know is that i must screw people who don't run after turning off the light satan that's right folks also make sure since we're all going to hell to make at least one friend who's exactly like this they'll make good guardians down there the next generation won't have to explain why they can't pause their online game oh in russia in 1997 a poacher shot and wounded a tiger and stole part of its recent kill the tiger later found the poacher's cabin waited at least 12 hours for him to come home then killed him and ate him how the hell do they know any of that dvd logo but it hits the corner every time beautiful i've looked at this thing for five hours now elon musk developing a brain chip to stream music into your head three months of premium for 99 cents yeah that's absolutely not gonna happen that's a misstep elon we're not gonna let you put ads directly into our freaking ears if you're single you're either stuck on an x chasing someone who's taken ignoring someone who wants you no bro you and me are just ugly as hell ah humor based on my pain a prisoner who briefly died argues that he served his life sentence the prisoner that actually has a point the court what's your favorite movie shrek shrek is my favorite too i'm just washing my hands to protect myself from coronavirus so i can live longer and watch even more shrek this video contains content from ubisoft who has blocked it on copyright grounds oh i see yeah ubisoft doesn't seem like the smartest company in the world but eh what do i know i'm stupid well if it works it works i guess right big burgers should be wider not taller why this won't work [Music] just another lay epic gamer meme that belongs in our slash cringe instead orange tangerine tangerine orange greenland iceland finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary does anyone else low-key want one of those guacamole hats from despicable me low-key low-key no i just straight up want one gta police me after changing the car's color they'll never know a thing imagine designing this the most perfect olympics logo of all time and then having to move it to 2021 me say no more you didn't graduate from any sort of graphic design program did you will you press the button you'll receive 15 000 euros but the world's worst mathematician will also receive the same amount me realizing i get half a million euros also i don't know if that's actually the symbol for euros and quite frankly i don't give a damn hi bone jaw what bone jaw are you dumb it's french for hello dumbass me at 2 am realizing that girl from 3 years ago was flirting with me don't worry about it man you'll never see her again when your grandma is a memer and she wants to make a meme for you go to horny jail bunk oh nice crochet job thank you this man for creating the world first video game and now we have things to do when we are bored in quarantine holy crap i understand the message of this post but learn how to freaking type hi what can i do for you tell a joke one joke coming up what do you call a can opener that doesn't work a cant opener okay that one's pretty good much funnier than siri jeremy clarkson called homophobic by lgbtq community how can i be homophobic if i watch lesbian porn he said in return now that guy really is a douche huh when you thought for sure you were about to be eaten but it's just a human wanting to take selfies with you wow look at the size of that smile it's bigger than his entire body when you're last seen online five years ago friend status changes to online oh my god they've returned one time i was on a date in high school and i got pulled over and the police officer let me off with a warning but find my date a hundred dollars because she was only four foot eight and by law was supposed to be in a booster seat and honestly i think about this a lot is this creepy thing allowed in the subreddit he just wants to talk his name is mkus i really hope i pronounce that correctly creepy doesn't even begin to describe it and just like 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Length: 16min 36sec (996 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 19 2020