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eight-year-old me in math class 248 plus 208 equals four thousand four hundred and sixty eight year old me calculating damage in yugioh well taking into account their xyz summon which triggered my monster's effect i can use effect damage to then trigger my trap card's effect that will radiate another 600 points [Music] in switzerland you can be denied citizenship for being too annoying if america did this we'd only have like 20 people yeah you said it not me me about to start an anime with only one season season 1 episode 497 birds horses ducks freaking a-holes flat earthers claim australia doesn't exist and people who live there are actors paid by nasa twenty-five million people in australia oh my main am i joke to you as an ex nation as a proud australian citizen i reckon these flat earthers are just bsa oh but they're 5g stuff though have you heard about that mate oh they're so serious dude you know what they can do to you right meanwhile here's an accurate drawing of me right now as i read this story wondering where the hell is my little uh my little assistance in this matter don't be stingy he is probably thinking of other women my dog understands several human words i don't understand any dog marks he may be smarter than me deleted user with a removed comment with over 190 rewards you crazy bastard meanwhile all of us are just re-enacting ant-man and end game other people enjoying the memes from this template me wolverine's head looks like two batman's facing each other oh my god it does why are they so wide how is this effective in combat walmart loses three billion to theft each year and if we all pitch in to help we can get the number a lot higher this year oh they had us in the first half not gonna lie the boss while you fight him the boss after you unlocked him as a playable character it's wholesome in theory but people are gonna skew the master ball's 100 catch rate it's raining lasers here we're dead if we get hit don't worry we're the main characters they can't possibly kill us me at work on a monday the clock oh my god it took me a moment don't look don't look don't look don't look don't look oh my god i'm saving that one that one's the best one i've seen so far me when someone asks me about my computer's specs yeah seems to run on some form of electricity when you're in public and you have to cough but it's the middle of 2020 [Music] netflix and chill out of the way old man hulu with cthulhu of course it was spaghetti all along when your girl says daddy pass the salt and you and her dad reach for it then you remember you are in your own house oh far out how have i not watched the umbrella academy season 2 yet i am really far behind every year you pass your birthday and know that you were born on that day but every year you passed your death day and have no clue man why are you why are you going to bring up those truths what is this what is this edition of the me oh my god [Music] when you beat the other sperm cells there could have been millionaires or doctors just to come out a disappointment out for dinner with my boyfriend and mid convo he's absolutely not listening to me but looking longingly at another table making mad in love eyes so i turn around and a freaking white labradoodle is locked in a trance with him it must be love love love that i can explain you can drinks at 16 i have to wait until 18. 18. i have to be older than 21. you guys can drink alcohol 11 year old in real life 11 year old an anime i must save my family 11 year old in netflix guys it's culture it's time to go let's go internet explorer is not responding god damn it i consider myself a pacifist ernie but i once killed seven men in a prison shower with a bar of soap if you touch one of my paper clips again you're gonna lose another eye other people underwater me underwater my eyes it's like 10 o'clock at night okay i can't be screaming right now why do you think you have a problem trusting people what is your i was into x before it was cool thing swine flu i got it in february 2008 and was the third reported case worldwide oh surprise to be short but a welcome one when your mom introduces you to her new boyfriend then he greets you by your gamer tag well played mom slayer well played wake up make a meme forget the template forget the template people still get it did you get it because i didn't and now i have hammer boomer humor i hate my wife millennial humor i hate my life gen z humor gordon ramses me puberty me again but with assail i hate doing the dishes i also hate how nestle is seen as a good company but in reality they are doing things that are downright criminal and inhumane to the people of pakistan by taking their own water and forcing them to buy it for absurd prices and causing hundreds of deaths each year [Laughter] it's a funny funny meme hey it's funny no you guys are back early moon's haunted what grabs gun and gets back on the ship moon's haunted high school is in real life high schoolers and netflix shows high school is an anime and i want whatever steroids high schoolers and anime are taken my little sis had an accident today at kindergarten and this is how my dad left to pick her up so she wouldn't feel so sad or embarrassed i just want to say i'm a huge fan japan and anime so unrealistic and all polished up to look better than what it really is it's so pretty float like a butterfly sting like a bee now this looks like good job for me damn girl you look over populated easy man help bro nope geez dude why are you doing that giant no it's not cool to do it's cool i have no idea what i'm doing but i feel like i'm doing it really really well meanwhile in r unpopular opinion karens are the hottest type of person i find them to not only look good but their attitude fits all of my sexual needs i work retail and occasionally try to annoy them so they yell at me cameron's screaming at the retail worker joke's on you i'm into that stuff i would not like to be at that store it's just a jesus christ i want to speak to your manager oh i bet you do mom lego is for children me 20 and my dad 57. how could a member of my own family say something so horrible when you beat a heart level but you only get two stars instead of three doesn't count if beauty and the beast teaches us one thing it's that looks don't matter as long as you keep her locked up long enough when you find someone who has the same sick sense of humor i appreciate the gender swap filter there but jesus does that one look like it's just shriveled up mouth butthole nintendo ds has two screams has a touch screen battery never dies nearly indestructible can play games cost 149 macbook pro has one screen no touch screen battery has five hours max breaks if you eat near the keyboard and can't play doom cost not worth that dude what is your street name well marco you live on a street called little marco oh oh you meant my address [Music] will you press the button you can get any lego set you want whenever you want but you have to use leonardo dicaprio drinking meme template in all of your memes so what basically you have to do what everyone's doing now oh what is what it cost who the frick stays up late sharing memes me speaking of bro where are you you better not be ripping me off been waiting here for almost an hour sorry your dealer was arrested for methamphetamine possession want a doughnut they're healthier than math the supplier the addict this cop the player with all the properties the player with all the money the player that's almost broke oh me the player in jail i see the smile behind the crying that's because they're technically safe didn't have to deal with all the properties can you not why does this cat's face look like it's animated from a disney movie friend you can't recognize someone from just seeing a shoulder me oh fool we're no strangers when the gun that one-shotted everything doesn't one-shot the boss anakin start panicking i don't have a panicking dad please stop you never make good jokes i made you my point still stands you may have outsmarted me but i am smarter that you are smarter than me teacher hyped up class party all year the party the underpaid teacher who bought it with its own money enjoy kiddos new york times predicts that flying planes won't be possible for another 1 to 10 million years right brothers after flying a plane literally two months later bro woman left naked at the beach after boyfriend gives her dissolving bikini yeah prank so i looked it up to see if it was legit four years yeah seems a bit fake the poster the commentator the voter the silent observer hey that's me or am i also the commentator oh god which one am i picasso's self-portrait at ages 18 25 and 90. okay so picasso was gradually elevating into the fifth dimension i see the fact this isn't world news is terrifying saying goodbye to a species the very last male northern white rhino a powerful photo of 2018. mean the boys sing goodbye to our boy it's meant to be sad but it's just so funny enormous lion terrifies photographer with loud roar then smiles at him that lion's proud of that prank but i can guarantee all that photographer is thinking of is oh man that national geographic award is right around the corner all roads lead to rome people in rome realizing they can't get out me finally coming out of my room to socialize oh look who's emerged from his cave no we're not having dinner yet wow i thought you've gone extinct i also think criticizing your social habits will make you more inclined to socialize 2020 adam sandler looks like he would abduct and sell 1995 adam sandler okay i'm gonna need the dietary itinerary of adam sandler patrick stewart and will smith so i can better triangulate what the actual elixir to youth is whatever sandler's missing from his diet to patrick stewart's is what the answer is karen it's a free country i don't have to wear a mask cashier it's a free country i don't have to serve you oh god can i get the manager please there is love without sex there is sex without love there is you without both dab why must you hurt me in this way human cuts lawn grass releases a smell to save itself humans jokes on you i'm into that stuff when you live in a small country and see someone mention it on the internet hey that's where i'm from oompa loompas the parents who just watched their child's getting paid [Laughter] oh i love it she knocked the little statue off so she could be the statue i see no god up here other than me it is time to go were we a good meme what no no you tried to steal my freaking job during a video call i realized that my co-worker had an extremely high quality webcam i asked her about it and she said she streamed regularly i asked her for a twitch id and she asked what's twitch nope nopedy nope a man sued his employer for racial discrimination settled the suit took the settlement check to the bank to cash it then the bank didn't believe the cheque was real and called the copt on him leading to another racial discrimination lawsuit [Laughter] okay it's funny because of the circumstances and how it happened but not funny that it happened in itself i i agree it's a bad thing but come on what guys think tan lines are what girls think tan lines are what tan lines actually are they're maths bra what is this thing it's a solid glass all the way through like a big stir rod oh i'm gonna tell him don't you dare what girls think tension looks like what boys think tension looks like what tension really looks like burn mats again bro oh you thought you were safe a young man came up to our truck today because he was getting ready for his high school prom and didn't know how to tie his tie my heart was pretty full watching my partner step in to help him out that is what it's all about this does put a smile on my face yep that's my thanos impression everyone you're welcome i do requests when jerry died tom came to the rescue when tom died jerry just danced around like a happy kid thomas had never seen such [ __ ] before the frick is this said thomas websites be like oh so you're human name every traffic light facebook marketplace is a different world are you still selling the 30 inch tv no sorry i sold it a few days ago how about 200 i already sold it sorry 250. i literally do not have it then don't waste my time ah yes the negotiator if i had a nickel for every time kim jong-un was in a coma in 2020 i'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's worth that it happened twice well that's a new fact for me what would you do if you won the lottery me in 1989 billionaire richard branson released a hot air balloon shaped like a ufo and hired a [ __ ] just to see two lovely facts that i am so glad i now know of my teacher is asking kids did you get anything for valentine's day if a kid says no she puts candy on their desk when she got to me she didn't even ask she just put it on my desk i don't care what universe you're from that's gotta hurt why love one but eat the other especially when they're so killed yes vegans why i didn't give you a rose because i thought you were beautiful stephanie i just thought you were hungry but be furious after ocean water destroys his sand castle honestly seems closer to morbidly depressed than furious but okay if you ever feel dumb just know that when my friend was 14 she went to a psychiatrist because she had a voice in her head it was her brain like literally just her thoughts she thought that she was the only person who had the ability to think for 14 years her friend everyone is stupid except me excuse me mom your wallet fell sorry i have a boyfriend well i guess this is my wallet now i'm gonna spend so much stuff on this free credit card i've lost the key for this joke but screw it hello kim what's up weirdo why do i have to be weirdo if you weren't a weirdo kim would have given you her real phone number oh there was no sound he just died if i ever become a surgeon i would say right before the patient passes out from anesthesia okay pull up the wikihal article well i just want to say i'm a huge fan genie i offer you three wishes make that four wishes granted now you have three wishes left me the genie woman in medieval europe the townspeople aha yeah nazi see that's illegal my friend at work me not realizing this is where they worked wait but why do you guys not look happy to see each other you're like slightly ticked off you work here i do it's so good to suddenly see you today how are you oh i'm great girls see this movie and a like ill whatever is this but men look at it and be like oh what the [ __ ] is this if there's one thing for the end of 2020 to bring us all together in a collective agreement front it's pedophilia we are all united thanks to our disgust of pedophilia well it's actually quite artistic shut up no it's not it's not somebody's dad in the back of every homeschool zoom call i'm comfortable in my body dad i'm all for your middle aged body positivity but can you not before we go it's fanart's time today's work my golden shadow who was john mk as gaster gayster guster sorry i'm not good with hints that's okay man i'm clearly not good with words hey nice work i know who this character is i i definitely don't need anyone to comment it's below to let me know and so i don't feel like i'm having fomo i know who this is they're very well done awesome work shadow i know who this is remember peeps if you'd like to see your work posted onto mk's videos at any point in the future be sure to post your beautiful artworks in the mk subreddit that is where we see them and that is where we grab them to upload them so send them through there yes love yous now that does reach us at the end of today's video thank you as always for watching if you made it this far you enjoyed yourself so come on like the video you know you should and make sure you are subscribed with that notification bell clicked on so you're always seeing the latest goody goods it has been a lovely time rambling and laughing with you today i hope to see you for the next one my name's been jack and i'll see you later have a good one love your face bye

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Length: 18min 52sec (1132 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 04 2020