r/Dankmemes | paparazzi be like

lotion kleenex incognito mode these are the ingredients to create the perfect night at home until professor utonium accidentally introduced cast to family room tv and thus divorce papers were born how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today i decided i would take a peek at r slash dank memes boy we've seen a lot of memes in our time here but how many of them can really be described as dank well we're gonna find out how many today let's get right to it eleven-year-old in real life eleven-year-old in anime 11 year old in netflix oh god damn it i can see that i quite possibly already made a mistake no one ambulances what a way to ruin a moment america america america yeah this is so true it hurts u.s education system in the media 10 of all american adults believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows hey you can't count the rest of us among louisianans okay anime characters when they're 17 me at 17 that's what i look like now so i guess i'm a much worse case huh me googling the answer to a question finding the whole answer sheet that right there is a godsend make sure you memorize it and don't lose it redditers when they see men paying for only fans and defending thoughts look at that simp also redditers when they see a girl holding an artwork ain't that the freaking truth man i just read the average age to lose your virginity is 17 years old i'm finally above average for something same wait no one babies once they enter the airplane screaming until i pass out challenge it's not just babies man sometimes it's adults when they're told to put on their mask no one the banana that's been sitting in my lunchbox for the entire summer actually looks like the bushel of bananas we've had sitting downstairs for several weeks at our house yes officer i did have to run that child over it lined up perfectly with the beat drop understandable have a nice day sir you stay safe out there it's azure no it's turquoise blue dabba die oh there we go finally some culture when you finally catch the mofo that caused the tornado in your hometown goddamn butterflies and their effects rtx off rtx on i refuse to believe that that character wasn't directly inspired from that chef i refuse to believe it the class clown at school the class clown when he gets home the quiet kid at school the quiet kid when he gets home i'm both bottom left and bottom right when they ask how did you become a coder i just keep googling stuff and it keeps working that's all of i.t alright you may have a certification or a degree but really there's not a single person in any of these technological fields that doesn't just google everything all day long hey what do i run in command prompt to find out my ip address again oh just google it idiot come on texting a friend having walkie-talkie sex i'm coming over or i'm coming over me the finger that isn't cracking the rest of my hand let that be a lesson to the rest of my fingers when i crack you you're gonna make a sound or we're gonna have a problem if you ever feel useless remember there are bus and taxi cars in the movie where everyone in that universe is a car you know i never really thought about this until recently and yeah that really doesn't make any damn sense girls boys don't know what true pain is like boys how did doc hudson die i don't know if i'm ready for this doc hudson does not appear in cars 2 as his voice actor paul newman died from lung cancer in september of 2008. a conversation between mcqueen and mater indicates that doc died before the second film doc's memory lives on as the piston cup was renamed after him human comes home after disappearing for eight hours they smell like another dog i can't believe your dog turns into e.t if you smell like another animal drug cartels secretly making drugs the netflix documentary crew think 2020 has been hard for you look at what it's done to eminem i can't believe these millionaires having to sit in their giant mansions for a few months at a time people on the equator be like oh i hate this it is really messing with my brain me trying to explain a meme to my grandparents my grandma why does the astronaut have a gun cause grandma it you you know what never mind me slips out a fart the fart r slash i am a total piece of crap well you did slip out a fart i mean i've never ever used that word to describe farting but i feel like using slip implies something completely different greetings what is your name fat blob me trying to be funny captain cassandra fat blob yes you look like one getting roasted by the ai me upset because we have the lowest score in the game my dad explaining how golf works we're last meaning we're first when you buy a game for 30 dollars and it becomes free the next day hey that reminds me of what happened with destiny 2. i paid 60 dollars for that game aren't i stupid are you winning son yup having a great time thanks dad what was he doing playing an online game time for dinner son pause your game oh no no no no no they'll never understand i feel like there should be a comprehensive class that we can force our parents to take so they can understand how video games work especially online ones flash games school computers unblocked flash games school computers ah just go to funbrain or crazymonkeygames or y8.com or someplace like that especially y8.com such a niche weird flash game website that of course they're not going to add that to their blocked list on the proxy server bully calls me gay me and my boyfriend about to kick his ass oh lord they coming germans have no sense of humor you guys can't have fun the last time we had fun the americans had to save you what what joaquin phoenix not realizing he won best actor at the cannes film festival because it's all in french i didn't get it joaquin phoenix seems like he absolutely despises the line of work that he's in or at least hates everyone that's in it when you secretly hope that the grim reaper is a woman so that it will never come for you oh man five-year-old me when my mom brings home a new guy but he gives me video games i'll allow it that's right you gotta bribe me big boy art teacher draw a horse me that's better than i can do that's better than i've always been able to do when you're having sex and she moans your real name instead of your gamer tag no banner only hulk india is always ahead of america no america is the best why was he crying bro i said india is the head of america due to the time difference nine-year-old jimmy who skipped school yesterday teacher the hell jimmy was sick yesterday so he could not come to school from jimmy's mom well nothing vibing in the pre-universe nothingness random point of energy kaboom not just any kaboom the big kaboom reasons to have a kid number one lose virginity number two play with legos again the perfect list although i can tell you right now half a million dollars and 18 years of bullcrap is not worth either of those teacher why do we see lightning before we hear thunder the smart kid about to explain that light moves faster than sound me who knows that the real answer is lag ah i see we got a gamer in the chat me puts tape on my laptop camera my fbi agent who was watching me from the laptop camera my chinese spy watching me from the toaster i'm tired me too losing streak enough already we stop here today one more game okay last game let's go ah whatever one more me after downloading nordvpn on my tesla and setting it to germany so i can drive legally at 420 miles per hour yeah this is big brain time when rich redditors see something they like me i have nothing to offer you but my love yeah i'll never understand reddit rewards just not for me you know my dad a very rich billionaire my mom a famous hollywood actress me who can't stop lying about my parents oh yeah i see what you did there six-year-old me can i have some money to buy lego my mom say the magic word me the magic word my mom me my dad yeah but you know she's gonna get them for you anyway what are the mario bros views on human trafficking mario says luigi says take it take the money some drunk teens having sex at a party me after nine months haha bonjour the first meme was created in 1921 and looks like this how you think you look when a flashlight is taken how you really look it means that in one year it'll be a hundred years since the first meme was created then we must celebrate we will also have to pick the meme of the century ooh that's gonna be incredibly tough me a kid with two gay dads thinking i'm immune to yo mama jokes yo mama so ugly your dad had to get a husband oh oh my mom and the mailman saying that they were only wrestling me who watches wwe but has never seen those moves and the wrestlers aren't usually completely naked when you find a spider inside and you don't kill it because its web is full of mosquitoes we will watch your career with great interest me my girlfriend naked with knee-high socks is sexier than being fully naked that is one hundred percent correct good on you everybody give them a round of applause will ya why are you boring me i'm right two wild animals trying to date each other the nat geo cameraman who's waiting for them to have sex come on do the thing guys i need to get paid pov you work at netflix [Laughter] seriously what the hell were they thinking sir isaac i do not understand how do the forces of nature work three days later my wife with a time machine don't marry him he's a psycho okay me with a time machine get back in there you son of a [ __ ] no one's evolving on my watch my pregnant mom has sex with another pregnant lesbian me and the other kid in the womb bonjour guten tag oni japanese word for demon giddy japanese word for devotion and duty onigiri japanese word for rice ball me plague inc easy mode is so unrealistic like who wouldn't wash hands and wear a mask during a pandemic also me after seeing america no no no not america the united states of america i believe canada is doing just fine or not just fine but significantly better than us celebrity is having an intense mental breakdown the paparazzi outside the house that's still one of the most horrifying photos i've ever seen and i don't appreciate it being here now me screw this worthless piece of crap i need a new one my six-year-old pc that's given me literally thousands of hours of faithful service yeah come on it's not the pc's fault it's getting old and dying girls tend to stutter due to nervousness when speaking to someone attractive girls when they talk to me my dad at 17 i'm going to feed my family by working hard day and night me at 17 i'm gonna draw a meme by hand so i can get fake internet points alright here you go your princess is in another castle i'm sorry i don't make the rules i'm just the messenger here teacher there's no job where you can google all the stuff you need don't use google programmers everybody else in the freaking i.t industry six-year-old me watching formula one when i grow up i want to become the greatest racist in the world mom the what dad when you've been playing with a random stranger online for the last seven hours but now he says that it's time for him to leave last seen online 378 days ago are you enjoying reddit me about to press not really because i don't want to rate the app in the play store reddit is the upvote button red or orange me an intellectual but of course it's red orange also me a colorblind person what the hell is going on reddit please confirm your email me confirms my email read it do it again netflix is sexualizing children me checking reddit for the fifth time today yeah i know i know we understand my remote me about to spam the pause button so i can get this frame and get that frame you did in all its glory ancient romans watching a guy get mauled by a lion i'm gonna be honest with you i'm kind of surprised that some people on twitch haven't brought this back okay oh no oh boy i think we all know where this is going so let's just skip to the end r34 sodium an explosive metal chlorine a deadly gas table salt don't you just love chemistry it's so lacky dad do you mind if i give your lego sets to your cousin you're 36 now i have to go shut the hell up thank you batman it's about time please don't sort by new it's awful there someone has to uh the heroes of the site there to filter the garbage for us when everyone after the exam is discussing if the answer was 2 times 10 to the 12th power or 2 times 10 to the 10th power but you know it was syntax error me i'm sure this girl is the one god has chosen for me god planning to use her to hurt me for character development how gen z and millennials see the internet how boomers see the internet theodore will freaking rape you the united states which is about to ban tiktok india which has already banned tiktok north korea which banned tiktok from the first day when a girl takes her top off in front of you but you're so into asses of pixar moms that nothing else arouses you anymore titties yes i remember girl touches my hand my ding-dong erects why though she only touched my hands my ding-dong i am a bot and this action was performed automatically got that full-on robot chubby huh when you realize toy story 1 came out 25 years ago my meme within seconds my meme for the rest of the day oh i have felt that i have felt that deep within my soul back when i made youtube content that was me every goddamn day no uh-uh all right come on inside when a girl tells you she lost her virginity so you offer to give her yours my mommy raised a gentleman well my mommy raised a [ __ ] what of it sir our policy is every customer must wear a mask in our store but i have a medical condition that makes it hard to breathe and what condition is that sir coronavirus you know we laughing but people have used this argument china bans youtube facebook etc usa bans tick tock vpn companies people who put their own photos as their wallpaper psychopaths when the walmart guard takes my temperature with the wrong gun what the hell kind of walmart y'all got boys with a time machine better change the past and create new timelines men with a time machine get your ass back in the water why using wikipedia as a source schools using the same sources wikipedia used as a source that's what they were always trying to teach but they never said it but that's literally what they were trying to get you to do girls are boring and lame guys are disgusting and awful neither of us are perfect yes i don't know i'm pretty perfect if you ask me or my mommy some inception for the guys that always make my day oh absolutely beautiful i'm loving this stuff keep it coming please and just like that ladies and gentlemen we have come to the end of another video always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this video consider giving a like down below and if you really enjoyed it well to make sure to get yourself subscribed and click that bell icon and until next time we'll 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Id: sgwV0X-Mnpw

Length: 16min 2sec (962 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 30 2020