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sockets with built-in extension cords [Applause] [Music] hey everybody welcome to mk my name is jack no i refuse to hit the road and today we're going to be looking at some interesting things on the internet now you may not have heard of them before but they're a huge sensation these days for the little kids it's called a they call them mems yes today we're going to be looking at what the kids call mems aliens coming to meet humanity almost every movie tv show and video game depicting them as disgusting genocidal monsters yes i look forward to the next hundred to two hundred years when everyone looks back at our current timeline and calls us horrible racist creatures for how we depicted aliens you're a racist and you're a racist like come on man these aliens are offering pizza memes if donald trump wins the election memes of joe biden wins the election memes of kanye somehow wins the election memes if the americans overthrow the government how to gain new zealand of citizenship plane ticket from lax to akl i'm playing on all sides so that i always come out on top hey don't hate the player hates the game renaissance angels absolutely beautiful luscious god-like biblical angels freaking eyeballs everywhere man they're looking at you and they'll keep looking at you hell people flex when they think they're rich oh yeah dollars in my ear why how people flex when they know they're rich with your current account balance which apple products can you buy bill gates says apple i'm sure he isn't wrong me who stopped arguing with someone because i'm tired of them you stopped arguing because you know i'm right yep hold up let me just put this baby back in reverse girlfriend kiss my butt me joke's on you i'm into that stuff templar gods the assassin has hidden himself among the crowds it's going to be hard trying to find him the assassin don't be suspicious don't be suspicious don't preach the switches don't be suspicious procrastinators most of the time yeah procrastinators 30 minutes before an assignment is due i look like i'm in control but i honestly have no idea how to finish this stars exists in random patterns quick astronomers this stuff looks like a freaking fish and you know what else i think that fish is going to determine billions of people's personalities one day your venom only needs to be strong enough to kill your prey not kill a herd of elephants if australian animals could read they'd be very upset let's list them off box jellyfish cone snail blue ringed octopus brown snake funnel web spider also heads up in the next decade when you can finally come back to australia cone snails can actually occupy any shell not just cone shells so uh be wary of that killing criminals no i don't do that beating criminals to the point they wish they were dead yeah okay i think batman needs a sidekick who is a therapist lady we heard pretty girls don't pay for drinks around here bartender they don't here's your bill that's quite a bit of damage elon musk's doing whatever the frick he wants other billionaires what are you doing stop it you're making us seem relatable delta flight makes emergency landing at jfk after bird strike the bird freaking bring it on bro oh my god it's got so many arms how we see the cat on the gaming board how we describe the cat on the gaming board noise comes get off before you suddenly appears a a large leviathan creature uh the behemoth uh scales beyond the mountains it um it it demands you answer these riddles three like a sphinx it's it it's a giant mountain sphinx and uh it asks you i want catnip dude that's not even a riddle you shut up clyder i'll give you negative 20 luck wait it's all bread always has been well wait the gun's bred too oh no i can't kill you the secret's out me and a stranger in the bumper cars when we bump for the first time when we bump for the sixth time yeah boy me rests head against bus window the bus driver let's go off road worse you get is when it does a little short turn where your head slightly comes off the window for a second and then does a sharp turn you smack your head right back into the window ah school buses were the worst shaming people for how they live or look minding your own damn business now that's cool yeah i agree anyway i'm going to show pencils up my cat's butt two wild animals about to have it on national geographic cameraman eh it's not porn shooting but it'll do when the total comes out to twenty dollars and two cents and you only have twenty dollars but the cashier says it's okay i'm giving you a five star google review but which i'll say i will and forget to over to about five minutes yo imagine this but as cereal when you drop your phone at 1am on your bed but you pull it up by the charger yeah it's real this big boy in i wasn't finished with my tick tocks my sister with her athletic awards ooh my brother and his academic achievements ah me with my meme collection i love me people that play for fun toxic over-competitive players yeah get your balls killed you deserve when you're waiting to tell a joke but the conversation starts to change no no i was so close and suddenly it's r-rated me trying not to cough so people don't think i have coco gabana after choking on my own saliva oh dude i always do this in public myself i i don't know why i try to drink more water i find that helps a bit but oh man is it uncomfortable to do so in public and i mean i'm in australia we're doing pretty well so i can only imagine america should gamers be accountable for in-game war crimes the guardian actual lawyers people with an iq above room temperature [Laughter] yeah come on the guardian you guys sure you want to be respected for this kind of work are you winning son always have been dad this is okay this is by far the best plot twist of a meme i've seen girl i can't believe you didn't cry in titanic have you any emotion have you ever cried me am i winning son yeah dad you're winning meet olympia lightning bolt jamaican sprinter usain bolt's baby daughter olympia lightning bolt redditors elon musk's child's name i i cannot pronounce it okay don't make me when you're the quiet friend in the group and they ask you something oh i'm sorry i have dialogue i'm used to just staring intensely i live over 400 years before i die what i only become up to 70 years before i die you were lucky i only live 24 hours before i die you guys die i'm the dumbest man alive digital art is not talent because it's not real drawing you're clearly dumber some poor old gary somewhere was just hoping to declare his love for doris today and how did that turn lesson learnt folks do not date a woman named doris gary doris the pilot hey the pilot was complicit in this putting your drink in the freezer so it gets cold faster remembering about it two hours later dude this is exactly what i did yesterday i put a coffee in there because i wanted a nice coffee and it pretty much just became a coffee ice block there was much disappointment first aid her what do you do me remembering girls like bad boys i sell drugs are you serious remembering girls like sensitive guys two kids in need why do i fix everything i touch suspect is driving a green everything hold up could you uh could you say that again here's a photo of a handsome man and here's abhishek's comment the two hair the spacers between his chin and his lower lip look like spider-man's eyes it's beautiful i've looked at this for five hours now flag this video is it inappropriate underage video doesn't play spam or misleading no it's nudity and sexual content prawn hub employees me some kid rain rain go away god who had a plan to flood the entire city oh [ __ ] man i was so close cooking show judges after tasting literally some of the best food in the world acceptable swedish to english tick be talk fool what are you i'm a bee fool america hey france can you help us in a war france eh no thanks america it's against britain friend on your left eiffel tower souffle welcome to the gang kid we've got steel and steve murdering mike and dad what did your dad do nothing he just gives us moral support while we play games he's he really balances out murderous intent clark can't takes off glasses to clean them random civilian oh my god everyone banning tiktok because they spying on us meanwhile google me my data no but you see when it's a western-owned company looking at our private information it's okay how green is your lettuce lettuce green f frick when the quiet kid had enough and he decides to roast you jeff created group frick jeff added you you're now admin jeff left ah what thanks jeff it's 2026. it's the showcase of next-gen consoles rockstar games logo shows up gta 5 remastered when you're playing hide and seek and your spot is so good that you've been hiding for two hours hmm i don't think they're playing anymore american hospitals when a patient dies what can we do american hospitals realizing the patient can't pay since he's dead who's the next of kitten boomers this generation doesn't know how to treat girls also husbands in their generation when their house wasn't cleaned ah no that's just a bit of friendly banter between the husband and wife nothing wrong with a bit of domestic abuse that is domestic abuse never run out of ink ironic japan in reality japan in anime why do they look the same why does japan have to be so pretty it's not fair it's it's better than where i live and i hate that that's that's unfair somehow dad's telling jokes at home i love how we symbolize the kid with the baseball cap in the helicopter which no kid these days actually wears dad's telling jokes at work yeah see the boys get it keanu reeves in movies keanu reeves in games keanu reeves in real life well i'm glad someone else has pointed it out and it's not just me who finds this weird oh my god this man is a genius though to be fair i feel this is something he would have had to develop asap considering he has two cats literally right there to roam all over his desk i do the whole oh my god quip again but i feel that's out done and also my throat hurts please guys think about my throat well hello weary traveler you've made it to the fan art section of the video today's fan art highlight is from tornuki tony kai tonuki i'm going to assume it's that they draw a little mk guy congrats on 2 million subscribers well thank you it's literally only possible because of all of you guys so thanks everyone and here's the amazing work they've drawn damn that is really stylish wow turning me into a bloody record by the reaction of how good this work looks honestly this is really cool to look at like i can imagine this being some really groovy and unique cartoon show really nice work tanooki thank you so much for sending it in and remember if you'd like to see your fan art on a video at some point be sure to go onto the mk subreddit and post your fan art there as that's where we see them and that's where we'll grab them to put them on the next video now now everyone it is time to wrap up today's memos thank you so much for watching all of the memes if you enjoyed the luscious amount of memes today make sure you like the video as hey it's free and if you don't like it you don't get your money back because you didn't pay for it so that's the point you don't have to pay for a like it's amazing it's a great thing it's like the whole shopping trolley fallacy don't be that person who leaves the shopping trolley around like the video also if you have not subscribed already then please do so come on join the mk fan you won't regret it click that notification bell as well so you're always updated on the newest of memos okay i'll stop calling them memmies they're memes we know they're memes and if you'd like to check out some more videos on the mk channel we have plenty of content for you to check out now with all that said it is my time to go so my name has been jack you've been an amazing person as always and i love chatting to you i'll see you next time bye

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Id: Zomeqq8yY9Q

Length: 13min 2sec (782 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 27 2020