r/Memes | memes that remove your water park bracelet

due to less pollution we can now see the X on the mobile game ads yes finally hey hey hey what's up everybody welcome back to m'kay my name is Robin and today I'm gonna be perusing through our slash memes this should be good let's get right into it you get taken to the hospital your mom starts crying the doctor starts crying the avengers actors walk in oh no it's a platypus oh now wait just a minute here does your lipgloss taste like it smells want to find out sure oh my man no that's extra-virgin people that walk fast are reported to be less happy the faster you walk the more unhappy you are hey look it's me can I touch your boobs can I feel your heartbeat now that's the way to do it I lost her to a boy with bigger fingers uh wait a minute what History Channel there's no way a primitive civilization could have built the pyramids it must have been aliens this guy with a stick yo that guy is amazing lawful good ok neutral good and chaotic good so good so far lawful neutral true neutral chaotic neutral all right I'm liking it lawful evil neutral evil and chaotic evil ok yeah I really don't see anything wrong with this chart government work from home fast and furious directors that's just actually incredible ingenuity there the UK the UK in American movies it's true you know you know a kingdom is just London alright just one more episode just one more page just one more piece just one more company my generation is gonna be known for wanting to die and memes the cheers I'll drink to that bro same pass it along when you find a little girl crying in the cemetery and you ask her what's wrong and she says that her family hasn't been visiting her oh oh I see well I'm just gonna go crap my pants oops too late already did that why isn't anyone talking about how the last normal day we had was Friday the 13th well I thoroughly believe that that was the day we actually did fully pass over into the twilight zone waiter are you ready to order dad I'll have the rabbit stew only if you promise not to say waiter there's a hair in my soup after I bring it dad waiter I'll have the chicken the bomb has been defused why is everybody always trying to get rid of the dad jokes come on it's the peak of comedy me the perfect movie doesn't exist never gonna give you up oh my god I did not know that I needed this until just now due to less pollution earth is now visible from India oh my god guys everything's healing my butthole hearing me rattle off my Taco Bell order and the drive-through that's right those 8 5 layer burritos are gonna be coming around the mountain when they come you know what I'm saying could it be the sword of Lies I'm the sword of Lies I can hear one year into the future today the noise stopped that dude probably I shouldn't have said that I should not have said that trying to feel bad for attractive people who are now having to communicate with their words for the first time and realizing they don't have a personality why would you say something so controversial yet so brave you mean so true it's just true uh-huh I just jog every once in a while well I do CrossFit I lift competitively I held back my tears during the beginning of up oh look at you you manly man video Italian mayor uses drones to scream for a fan ADIZ at residents ignoring lockdown modern problems require modern solutions you took my daughter's virginity sorry sir it won't happen again virginity restored me and the boys wearing masks to stay safe during the outbreak when this is all over we're throwing the biggest st. Patrick's Easter DeMayo bash of July ever gets imagine what would make me more hungover and sick the following morning all of the peeps that I ate or all of the beer that I drank probably a mix of both and a little bit of fireworks smoke inhalation when you're on the last mission of the game and you hear a slowed down instrumental version of the main theme Oh No the emotions me staring at a random spot in the room trying to trick a ghost into thinking I can see it you know I've never done that personally but I feel like I'm gonna have to try now my reproductive system wants a month can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time oh and a lot of pain 20:19 dentist we're doctors to 20/20 dentist I'm just a dentist yo look if you ever disc dentists just remember how hard life would be if we didn't have them okay teacher can you count backwards from a hundred for me six-year-old me Doug 159 58 that is incorrect who taught you that my microwave this was also a source of entertainment when I was a kid you know I've got a rug that looks like that on my bedroom floor right now and I still do that when I've got nothing else to do the perfect military helmet doesn't exist South Africa whoa that is cool as hell the police just showed up and took the dog what why unpaid parking tickets John I cannot stress this enough this is a serious situation I'm about to get arrested so stop joking around um are you enjoying this app yes or no me I mean yeah I guess selects app why don't you prove it when you realize you can misspell random English words to make it look Russian communists boys when they get a compliment for the first time in five years a core memory it's true we like being told were pretty too okay ladies when you're waiting for the lifeguard to give you the green light to go down the slide he is nailing that look mobile game ads be like fix the base gunshots why is this game so hard seriously I've said it once I'll say it a million more times mobile game ads are probably the worst thing to come out of the Internet in a long time and I swear to God if I see a single comment going lull but the dark web I'm coming for you okay my mom me asking for a $60 game that I'll play for five years my sister asking for a $200 dress that she's only gonna wear once look she probably doesn't want to get you call of duty again because you know it's the same game that it was last year in the year before that and the year before that also your mom knows that your k/d sucks and you need to get good me as a kid looking through the window and watching my imaginary hero doing parkour my dad horrified at the man chasing our car going 90 miles an hour my mom no matter what the Sun is smiling down on us the Sun 2020 yeah that feels about right to me old reliable what dragons think we're cool because we can create water in our mouths only two ways to come out of quarantine there is another that is true there is another although I'm probably going with top right seems a little bit more easier and I get to have more fun when your little brother calls you to defeat a boss of a game you haven't played in a long time I feel that roses are red I sing with good vocals police hunt man dressed as 17th century plague doctor who's been terrifying locals when you drive past an NPC and GTA and hear him say whoa learn to drive toll so you have chosen death by minigun I see when you've had three breakdowns today and your mom starts criticizing the way you do dishes stay back [ __ ] my mom and I have the same relationship people who manage to continue the story of their dream after they fall back asleep that's a god to your power I did that earlier today and it blew my mind schools a trusted good source of video chat that most students already understand how to use or an app that no one's ever heard of thank you I was wondering what the heck zoom was and where it came from we've got discord right there dude to change centimeters to meters you take out the sin T oh no meters no no you can't do this the Four Horsemen of childhood memories alright let me see how many I remember yep got the eraser stabbing yeah taking the plastic off the pencil didn't do the finger thing Oh have done the light switch thing when you're in your late 20s and uh nayana Klee say back in my day for the first time Frick I'm old I did that when I was like 15 okay the world ending food delivery workers yo can we just stop and say hey all those people that are out there hustling they butts to get us stupid food every single day right now you're the best thank you very much without you I probably would have starved to death because I'm a child so yeah you go Hawaii volcano cracks big smile before erupting the Moon Venus and Jupiter will be aligned to form a smiley face on May 16 2020 me oh boy it's about to happen guys this virus sucks I wanted some bees God who was planning to send zombies in June well no I'm not doing it orcas are a natural predator to moose explain please the sacred texts my dog got a haircut now it looks like he gave up drinking well good for him he's looking a lot better when the loading screen actually gives you a good tip you didn't know about come on we all know that never happens being a vegetarian because you love animals being a vegetarian because you hate plants yeah man I hate dandelion so much I just started eating them they're my primary diet now world's strongest man contest ordinary people respecting quarantine and not complaining doctors celebrities it's so hard to live a month in my gigantic house so strong so strong and respectable I understand those celebrities are going through quite a hard time mother's saying you play too many video games mother's arriving at level 1345 on candy crush holy crap all of our moms are the same aren't they when you're playing hide and seek and you pretend not to see your best friends so you could find the kids you both don't like why are you playing hide and seek with someone you don't like though did you know in 2013 a dad in China hired gamers to kill his son in video games so that the son would start looking for a job and get a life I used the gamers to destroy the gamers it's actually a pretty crafty way to do it me trying to explain a meme template without knowing its name Google for Google Big Mac on the menu Big Mac in the bag but you get for ordering a Big Mac high five 50% less bacteria than a handshake fist-bump 90% less bacteria than a handshake sweep the leg 100 percent less bacteria than a handshake when elementary school students finally go back to school after this is over oh come on guys that's so unrealistic this is never going to end when someone changes the TV volume to an odd number that's not a multiple of five you get out of my house if you do that you leave you leave immediately I don't accept that crap man tells wife he was joking when he proposed 20 years ago you got pranked bro I mean seriously can you imagine after 20 years on your anniversary freakin Ashton Kutcher pops out and says oh just kidding dude majoring quarantine be productive because you won't get this much free time ever again sleep and slack because you won't get this much free time ever again people gotta stop making themselves feel guilty for not being productive 100% of the time forever and always 69 counter 15 reading ten thousand digits of pi but every time there's 69 I drink just doing what needed to be done and I thank you for that you hero me coming out of a lockdown with all the stupid crap I ordered online look and fly though from now three months you will hit yourself at third floor thank us good WTF huh me spending two hours on a project for online school also me spending 18 hours on building a house in Minecraft you all know the secret ingredient is fun when you order a two-sided custom pillow case to prove memes can come true the pillow the cooler side of the pillow when a thief breaks into your house looking for money I'll look with you and tell you what I'll do you one better if we find anything we split it 50/50 eight-year-old me asking a crapload of questions my parents will to live and this is why they yell at us about stupid stuff come on they're getting us back one way or another okay we stole a lot of their time why am i single Google wants to open front camera whoa that's a lot of damage when a girl accidentally speaks during the match gamer girl girl girl girl girl girl girl why man girl girl high army of 100,000 Chinese ducks on standby to combat locust swarms peace was never an option dude those Ducks are gonna do some serious damage I tell you what my mom takes me to the doctor's office four year old me oh my god I miss those things my crush I don't know why but I suddenly started to like you a lot me oh really that's interesting me the night before oh man you sold your soul over one crush come on when headphones are broken buy a new pair of headphones bend the wire at the correct angle to make the headphones work dude Gerry Reagan is where it's at it's time to go was I a good boy no oh my god the professor's wife confronting him about his affair the professor everyone else in the Xoom eating healthy burgers he'll thy burgers yeah I'm gone with heal thy burgers that just rolls up the tongue a lot better for me the number of levels my mom beaten candy crush my entire gaming experience how to sleep well my job here is done dang sign me up for a copy with no other options left scientists have found a way to bring back harambe hey maybe he can get us out of the twilight zone I mean for real ever since that gorilla died we've had nothing but trouble my minecraft house in my mind my minecraft house when I make it dude same i wonder how they'll get a confession out of him they're using reverse psychology eagle okie s kip oh crap and I committed the murder that's exactly how it works five-year-old me come on turn into Optimus Prime doesn't even look like Optimus Prime kid the smell of vanilla extract the taste of vanilla extract yeah do a shot of vanilla extract and see how fast you die alphabet soup for children alphabet soup for doctors hey come on they've got places to be they can't sit there and make their words look good Robin Hood Rob's me because I'm rich me hey since you robbed me I'm poor now give me some money Robin Hood o Lord now that's an internal conflict if I've ever seen one the man who will be king I don't think so bud call of duty cheaters are being matched up together as punishment Activision I used the cheaters to destroy the cheaters I feel like that's the best way to solve the problem just make them fight each other then they're not gonna have any fun all 11 of IRAs patients in Greenland have recovered making it the only country with no active cases plague inc players hey I've seen this one 1989 it's amazing to think what great and exciting thinks people will be doing with PCs in 30 years 1000 t-rex vs. 80,000 chickens ultimate epic battle simulator a virus simulation shows a single cob can spread Germans across two supermarket aisles gutentag Frick buy girls who say hi girls who say brah Knights Hussain it's time to go hello I guess it's already dead Messiah I think I like this girl really who um she kind of looks like you oh is it me no your sister rest in peace Lily me looking for the long end of the blanket at night like dude just turn the blanket diagonally or get a bigger blanket then it won't matter it's time to go hey what helped ya it's gonna be enough for me dog people being picky as hell while leading also people while having sex I don't know what the hell that is but I'll look it anyway meet Hurley he's the curly one he hugs every other dog he sees during his watch can I offer you a bit of happiness in these trying times yes and I thank you for that when you pull down your pants and your underwear comes down with it oh double the fun enemy team guy who's been playing since launch guy who's maxed out everything guy who's mastered every weapon with God aim guy who plays the game professionally your team guy who just bought the game yesterday fortnight squeaker blaming his team for everything troll ear raping in the voice chat kid with potato PC playing on to FBS girls pockets boys pockets girls handbags whatever the hell they used to carry things and math problems seriously I don't know what kind of Mary Poppins bag haven't crapped they gotten those but being able to carry 47 watermelons back home is just crazy to me dolphins have returned to Italy meanwhile in middle-earth oh good the answer back we're magicians plot twist it's actually us Oh ass you never see it come and do you also got James robot beats I'm not a robot CAPTCHA so it begins what would happen if I hire two private investigators to follow each other some men just want to watch the world burn that would be absolutely fun to do if I ever become a billionaire I'm going to do that look who's here one who can't even kill a hundred percent of germs loser no one likes me goodbye world Colgate sensitive Wow that was really good Hades explaining that he's the god of the dead not the god of death I do not control the die you are a hero whoa this is worthless hey these companies gotta make him feel better about still paying them crap wages somehow you know dolphins have returned to Italy meanwhile in Japan oh no I don't think the Earth's healing anymore guys wireless zipline finally a worthy opponent to the Bluetooth hose I would say your amos cancer but cancer actually kills people ouch ouch if someone gave you $200 because you're ugly would you take the money absolutely I'm ugly not stupid intelligence man if I could find a job that would pay me $200 a day just for being ugly that would be fantastic he had over 2,000 Facebook friends I was expecting a bigger turnout holy crap that's boomer as hell we never should have taught our parents and grandparents how to use Facebook or any social media for that matter chief why'd you Mark me absent I never see you for stealth training class but chief I'm always there in 1920 Charlie Chaplin went on a Charlie Kaplan look-alike contest and ended up placing 27 out of 40 the judges when they learned they placed the real Charlie Chaplin in 27th place I still don't understand how that's possible I mean for real second or third place is believable but 27th place hey are you sleep wait who are you Who am I who are you we're in the wrong meme Jesus Christ the lockdown won't last that long the lockdown told you it's never ending honey tell me what's wrong if our voices sound better in our heads how does Morgan Freeman sound to himself Oh Frick when your friend runs into someone they know when you just stand there awkward AF I don't know if I'd consider that a third wheel or a spare tire my daughter's homework list at least five things that are almost always white sheep cloud Disney Princess oh my god she's right who wore it better Ross or Gerald I present to you Jeff incorrect Ross Ross wore it better Oh God Thank You Bing thank you for being there for all of us in these dark times maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore teacher we will do group work make sure you pick someone you haven't worked with in a while me and the boys I've never met this man in my life that's how it's done some guy in my lecture just offered me his jacket because I was shivering I would have taken the jacket if he was cute maybe the cute ones would also have offered if they thought you were cute apply cold water to burned area and she deserved that third degree I am the unluckiest number No I represent the devil amateurs what was that Punk amateurs I genuinely can't wait to see what the history books say about 2020 in the next 50 years here oh it's going to be hard trying to find the villains lair the villains lair guys I think I found it when you're over 30 and still use reddit how do you do fellow redditors my seven year old put on a suit for a zoom class this morning my wife told me I needed to go see it so I popped my head in to grab a pic he was concerned I was going to interrupt him and flashed me the I'm on a call hand signal it took everything I have not to bust out laughing work is work leave the little man alone and with that we've come to the end of today's video folks always remember if you enjoyed drop a like down below and if you really enjoyed make sure you subscribe and hit the bell icon and until next we meet I'll be seeing you [Music]

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Id: 1QfW1_Q8x3k

Length: 20min 7sec (1207 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 07 2020