r/Blursedimages | dominos boutta act up

[Music] what's up sexy i'm lexie and welcome back to mk today we are going to shovel deep into the wondrous horrors of our slash blurst images but first a wild fan art appears from user toffee toffee toffee i'm going with toffee because that's more delicious day one of posting my art for mk also fan art and this says something i cannot pronounce but it says upvote or down vote also this is art for everyone who works at mk you guys are the best and make me laugh every day i'm also 12 and this is my art also follow me on twitter at i ate bleach a little concerned about that last one but that is some fine freaking art like the detail on all three hands in the photo is great even the watch and the buttons and yeah just perfect details thank you so much toffee all the talk of toffee made me crave candy and i'm pretty sure i'm going to need it for this subreddit so welcome to r slash blurs images oh so we have cool ranch and nacho cheese socks stuffed into cherry and blue raspberry flavored shoes delicious oh yes excuse me i would like one loaf of bonsai cat please okay but what do we call this a crocanda a panda dial akapandator i'm just going to label this an identity crisis and move on yes i would like a bottle of your finest pogba's wine please the art on the right is immaculate no no this is too much power thanos would have fallen in five seconds this video is brought to you by the ridge wallet with its sleek lightweight and industrial design the ridge wallet fits perfectly in a front or back pocket without folding or bulging most people carry around old wallets that are full of crumpled receipts hotel keys and used gift cards i know that personally i always have a handful of receipts a few expired transit passes and that two-year-old gift card that still has like a dollar left on it but your friend gave you that gift card and you feel bad throwing it away so you stuff it into your oversized wallet and cram it into your back pocket while the design hasn't really 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dog why to be fair if the pope dropped a rap album i would be all over it even better a vatican rock band and then a battle of the bands between the pope and ghost oh he's so sad somebody get this obese marble some flex tape the disciples they're still alive and still snarky oh that poor puppy he's got the coordination of my dog i uh oh oh okay i'm not sure if i would stick my head upside down to be in the pokemon world i'm vaguely confused by this oh my god no what part of this is blurst this is just cursed there is no blessed part of this there's no redeeming quality eat my mondays i hate shorts we need more of these please make more of these this looks like the best thing you could possibly do with your friends in the garden center of a home depot i cannot endorse this enough huh what's he enjoying there buddy do i what oh god no i don't want to know oh mary will you oh my goodness tom yes i will totally honk if crap has fallen off yeah i'm moving all my worldly possessions but i don't really care about it that much i'm too wholesome for this crap i had to look this up i was like why is ben 10 turning into rock salt oh oh i'm from florida i should have known hmm yes my masterpiece why does it look like you have pigtail earrings i will happily go ahead and reject a snoop cat here a good book can change your life such an inspirational oh god i'm not quite sure those are the kind of changes i want in my life thanks i don't care how many commissions it gets you wait it's all gay cake always has been what happened to this cat did it get run over or did it just get deflated okay i got curious so i looked this up apparently this was taken in panorama mode i am trying this with my dog immediately after this oh well that looks like a perfectly fine action figure doll thing oh that was intentional you cannot tell me that was not intentional dun dun dun dun buddy of christ i would watch the hell out of this action show this looks great no god no sir excuse me sir please put these eyeballs back where you found them why is this in blurs images this is cursed this is fully cursed that cat has seen some crap and it probably involves its owners doing illicit things with eyeball sockets and spoons oh thanks oh thanks oh god why why are you doing this at least it's not animated at least it doesn't talk don't take that as a challenge internet okay a pikachu robbery finally something normal although can you imagine going up to the teller and being like pizza too what pikachu i'm sorry i have no idea what you want pikachu [ __ ] hmm coca-cola deal it's all crap there's a plane i don't i don't i don't like this i don't like this at all no send our puppy the best way to chop vegetables by far not the worst face swap i have ever seen and honestly timmy is kind of cute that's kind of adorable look honey it's not that your dad abandoned you he just stopped rendering no stop this please don't milk your eyeballs i appreciate that you're repping the mk brand and trying to mimic the crying while laughing emoji but human tears don't sell for nearly as much as you think they do not like i would speak from experience or anything i am the knight where is harvey whiskers meow um google what would jesus do did you mean what would shrek do he that nose is beautiful oh that's a that's uncomfortable cause everyone wants to poop with a friend oh cool a tennis serve no do not serve the kitty into oblivion no i've seen this before and the answer is still no stop eating this watermelon deer gazelle thing free physicals we know a thing or two about pain and we'll teach you how to hide it come see dr harold today took me a full minute staring at this to find the mustache and then i wished i hadn't oh look the wish version of jigglypuff are you sure that's a pokemon yeah it's my jigglypuff help me shut god that got dark sorry moving on this is awful but i'll accept it just for the little tiny tassel reddit dog is back give him good scritches on the back of the head for upvotes i'd be scarred but the sheer amount of artistic skill this requires is just too impressive this is me every time the doorbell rings so this one is actually really cool the guy on the left is an actual mocap actor for the game i can't pronounce ghost of sushi goes to ghost of tsushima ghost of tsushima that's the best take you're getting anyway they actually used his likeness in the game which i thought was really cool sir excuse me sir that is not a baseball sir please stop oh this looks just freaking hilarious it shouldn't be as funny as it is but it's really funny i'm missile rick is this like a glowy anime version of doug dimidom i'm confused and hurt by this but also vaguely interested to see where it goes next to be fair that's kind of my philosophy for life ma'am you cannot fly that here atc has already got onto you for your giant cube machine i don't care what dimension you're from take your monstrous angular flap flap out of here on the right is everyone that was going into 2020 saying this is gonna be my year and on the left is 2020 which also oddly looks like a cake icing nozzle dw don't you dare judge arthur for this it's been a rough year okay i have eaten cake for breakfast more times this year than i really should have oh um that's one way to avoid a customs inspection i am gandalf the pink the weeb of the west chubby sonic is kinda cute he looks like a serial mascot sonic body mario just looks kind of painfully 90s though and like he has spaghetti bones oh gross oh no it's like pikachu became a frog and it's just licking random people for nourishment oh i hate it this is one of the many reasons i'm always too intimidated to ever order a cocktail you order something and then there's just this flurry of activity and you're like ah i just wanted a drink okay they're showering there's massaging there's hydrating and then there's removing your human skin to release the three pigeons inside yeah no we we just didn't have room for a chair for you too bad you can squat there i see no problem with this pink and glittery stuff and shotguns that's basically half my diet always be a brightly colored holographic glittery threat this is just endearing it's like look at all the pictures you have of me i love you god i love this cat this is so cute oh oh okay grew hides everywhere then no don't make the dog into a sauce this has to be photoshopped because the dog looks far too okay with this i appreciate the dedication to both the cosplay and the castle this is some grade a work beware of people crossing the street they may be wearing dangerously large hats what time is it it's l time um actually it's three o'clock shut up carl [Laughter] this post is too cute i can't make fun of it okay i'm sorry moving on dear lord i hate this what the hell happened to your neck why does your wrist end up being so small well that's a four thousand dollar apartment here in new york city luxury three story with wrap around views oh look it's children in one image yep i hate it this is fully cursed i i don't see what part of this is blessed this image perfectly illustrates to anyone that can't tell the difference up top we have a burp and on the bottom we have a boarb [Laughter] guys it's not a suit it's not a suit it's body paint get out of there get them out of there now i know i i don't see the problem with this this looks great i want an rgb dinner table oh my god why isn't this in blessed images this is so cute oh my god i want a tiny hedgehog now what in the oh those aren't ill-fitting hubcaps that's aluminum tape for like ductwork and stuff wow that is some desperate crap i am gandalf the wet honestly that expression is every monday oh hello little friend you have been blessed by change frog change frog i think change frog hopes you have a good day is is this sideways mario oh this is that 3d mario i think i was reading an article about this this is pretty cool if if that's what it is if it's something else i'm dumb and y'all can yell at me in the comments two front-facing cameras eh all the better for kim to see you with x322 alpha okay weird i oh oh nice i would play as this character i like this i also really enjoy that a chicken forms the base of this okay it's a human skill it's made of excuse me is this a knitted skeleton i'm simultaneously impressed and frightened don't worry no one will find your bones but we will use them to make cozy bone warmers that's the best thing i've seen today what is it uh tinky winky dipsy lala and point crying bulbasaur was the heart-wrenching thing i needed to see today okay you're taking your usb mouse adapter you're plugging it into the wall and uh they know quick hide before they find you whoa this is so cool oh this is really freaking impressive these are level of photoshop skills i can only aspire to this is an entirely different set of movies in which voldemort is leading the war on drugs no no i don't want to live in a world where birds have teeth thanks i'm i am good okay but uh how how do you safely buy something or is the point just a cathartic release because i can also respect that i'd pay a dollar to break a plate if i was really angry day 47 they still think i'm an office building every day brings me closer to my dream of eating a cloud aw it's jake hi jake i you lied to me jake you lied to me yoshi yo no oh my god it took me this long to recognize the curse to it on the left oh this belongs in cursed images this is not blessed at all okay this makes up for it this is awesome i love it i'm not even a big sonic fan and i want this and we're right back to the cursed i'd attempt a voice for this but my voice is already shot you know what it's a dog i uh i can't say no to those eyes i mean the dog's eyes jesus come on oh look it's another monday uh yes i'll have a jack and coco puffs bumper boss you lose oh okay who the hell is romanticizing the roomba there is no part of this that ends well for anyone involved oh oh no oh no nope nope this is clearly photoshopped and unrealistic everyone here is happy there are not nearly enough red and yellow sim icons in here bite yum mmm chew gulp come on over to domino's pizza i need a shower i need a bleach shower if you think about this it does create three little tiny air pods that could technically go to three different destinations which would be really cool in theory so i'm giving this post an eye for intriguing and an f for everything else the worst part of this is not the sphynx vaping the worst part is the sphinx having actual human hands that's terrifying because one day it's just gonna get hungry and pluck up some fat tourist yum sir this is a gamestop sir please leave and that brings us to the end of our slash blurst images if you enjoyed anything you saw today please seek medical attention i'm genuinely concerned for you but on your way to postponing actually calling the doctor for an appointment go ahead and hit that like button and if you want to be mildly horrified in the future do something vaguely unethical to the red subscribe button also if you click the bell something i'm not legally allowed to talk about happens i can't say much but i hope you like black unmarked suvs my name is the lexi kitty but y'all can call me lexi have an absolutely victorious day tomorrow stay safe stay awesome make more stuff and i will see you guys in the next video

Channel: EmKay

Views: 424,086

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Id: OkhscAq9mrc

Length: 17min 25sec (1045 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 29 2020