r/Memes | so you have chosen death.

me school test my dad oh well you got an a plus good on you how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to be taking a look at r slash memes it's kind of like the vanilla flavor of reddit you got a little bit of everything on here well without much further ado let's hop right in shall we seems like the how to use a fire extinguisher video on youtube shouldn't have a 30-second ad before it now now he's got a point when you finally confess to your crush and she admits she likes you back your alarm clock ooh that hurt stop that me cleaning my closet you're alive my nintendo ds still at 40 battery after six years i'm alive i don't know how among us works but at this point i've seen so many memes that i learned it well good for you you figured out how it works i still don't understand you know just to help me understand it i feel like for new years or something like that all the easy peasy and mk narrators should get together and post a big ol video of us playing the game that kid who naruto ran the girl who got into area 51 the one and only person who got into area 51 if there's one thing we've learned in 2020 it's that history is going to remember the memes if i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive girls would find me attractive who are you who are so wise in the ways of women six-year-old me after saying bad morning to the teacher instead of good morning i am the dark lord mr beast i gave my 40 millionth subscriber 40 cars day 1 subscribers of mr beast yeah dog what the hell man it was like that episode of oprah where she gave every member of the audience a new car except he gave one guy 40 cars damn dude mine's falling apart where's mr beast when i need his help you know how have you won two world wars italy the secret ingredient is betrayal sad mobile gamers with no computer noises just buy a computer not everyone has the money to buy it just buy the money duh smart you're so nice i wish i could find a guy like you i'm a guy like me lol yeah but you're ugly see how the heart is all nice and chopped up i'm not gonna lie i would probably appreciate the blunt honesty a lot more than just being strung along wait a minute you never let me do anything cool i will let you do that if you can i want proof i want to see it because that's kind of amazing you can get buried in a baguette coffin and put the fun in funeral i'll stuff you all in the crust the success of among us in fall guys has proven that games don't need insanely good graphics to be good all that matters is fun gameplay with friends didn't take long for among us to start ruining friendships though or fall guys for that matter it really never takes long for people to start wanting to beat the crap out of each other the spread of coronavirus is based on two factors number one how dense the population is number two how dense the population is you wrote the same thing twice what's the other one that guy's number two am i really that pretty or are y'all lying to me tell me oh well bet you weren't expecting that huh i love democracy me watching the download time go from six minutes to nine hours now wait just a freaking minute my man pokemon evolutions be like okay right holy sh oh my god i had no idea he was a pokemon that blew my world wide open hard to swallow pills no one is going to randomly fall in love with you if you want to be in a loving relationship you actually have to talk to people and go on dates and not just make sad posts about your love life on social media ouch my friend hey you know this new game it's called among us let me teach you how to play me who never played the game but understands it through memes i am four parallel universes ahead of you okay let's see here looks like we have a spicy rating scale don't worry i'm okay so so hot too hot oh my god when you take a crap and realize why it's called people games cause violence games can we please wear party hats cause it's my b day heck yeah sure thanks guys oh how sweet can we all agree that in 2015 not a single person got the answer correct to where did you see yourself five years from now me who thought i would be doing nothing and playing video games all day sometimes my genius is almost frightening oh you're a geography teacher name every country geography teachers what's heavier 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers the answer is the feathers let me explain 200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds what's wrong being a girl sucks being my girl wouldn't hey king you dropped this what guys i don't know if i mentioned it before but i hate the internet friend are you good at imposter me white was acting sus so i killed him hey wait just a minute there friend graffiti removal guy comes back to discover image of himself now come on you can't take that down that's awesome what my grandchildren will imagine when i tell them i fought in world war iii survived a worldwide pandemic and faced california fires what i actually did me dropping a hentai reference at the dinner table my younger brother laughing at it oh-ho we're both horrible people when the hero's about to fall off a cliff his friend who disappeared at the beginning of the movie oh finally i've been waiting for you all day now get me up two faces detected low light conditions hey that's not freaking okay jarma oh germa you're gonna die man you might want to get out of there hi would you like to dance uh sure becky we can sit here he's about to go dancing why must you hurt him this way promised my kid ice cream if his team won this is what motivation looks like get this man an ice cream dude me and nick are about to go to the giants game box seats wanna go nick and i what it's nick and i me and nick is not proper grammar dude you are right it is nick and i because you are no longer invited game teacher show your homework android user iphone user okay oh god more android sheeple stuff blah imposter i prefer the original among us i said the original perfection back to school lads be like playfulness and joy oh what happened here on second thought don't tell me i don't want to know will you press the button you get infinite money but you have to walk a thousand miles first time for a journey i sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babies and she brought one from the street it's not kidnapping it's a surprise adoption now cats will be cats they're psychos everyone there is already a separate youtube app for kids called youtube kids so youtube should allow adult content like swearing on the main website and switch over all the kids content to the kids platform where is that written in the name youtube kids let's just say hypothetically speaking that youtube is stupid i screwed your mom last night idiot not cool man she killed herself crap sorry man i didn't know after seeing your tiny ding-dong dead body reported gingers do have souls gingers still have souls the return of the king holy crap i keep forgetting about copper cab dude what a classic internet personality main character we have to find the villain's lair it could be anywhere the villain's lair holy crap i really hope that's concept art not a real thing because it looks like it's about to break apart at any moment is that a helipad mofos on this app laugh at anything watch this a b c d e f g i didn't laugh you're wrong you're stupid haha idiot idiot idiot nasa makes mars missions female only to prevent sex that one lesbian imposter oh imposter of the vent what is your wisdom different meme templates with the same meaning should be called cinemes the last meth bender wow he really pulls that off well damn that guy can play anybody although i would still rather jk simmons play him americans will measure with anything but the metric system doggy sized pothole patched on the north side the metric system am i a joke to you clearly we measured that with a doggy instead of you me hit my friend in minecraft his 64 dogs so you have chosen dev i feel like my netflix is trying to tell me something top pick for aiden we think you'll like friends wondering what to watch we suggest the 40 year old virgin oh yeah the 40 year old virgin fantastic movie who the heck looked at the middle finger and said hey yo this kind of offensive i don't need sleep i need answers no you don't need answers to that don't worry about it just know that it's kind of offensive that's all you need alright here you go fidget spinner was famous three years ago wow i know it was only three years ago but that freaks me out man holy crap that was almost as bad as me figuring out that nyan cat's gonna be 10 years old next year how do i convert to judaism islam catholicism or pdf oh adobe how we praise thy name because we have no other god damn realistic choice you sons of i have some bad news for you love what is it five foot four omg i'm five foot two you're perfect impossible china bans kids from gaming after 10 pm and over 90 minutes a day me when i realize that i won't come up against this guy now at 2am japanese and korean players hey i am crocheting every pokemon 6 out of 892. here's the squirtle oh i am so gonna watch that career with great interest trust me my cat after peeing in all the four corners of the house to mark its territory i protect the human i don't i don't think it's me the cat is looking out for damn the nfl been around longer than our government we've had 48 super bowls and only 44 presidents i didn't know that this has the same energy as da vinci when none of your combos are working so you just start button mashing random go tick-tock is getting banned for their chinese affiliations reddit is partially owned by a chinese company me a european oh no anyway i saw brown squatting next to the body and he didn't report was paying homage to my fallen comrade oh there he go doing the slob squat the rock ripped a metal gate off a brick wall because it wouldn't open rock will breach it cashier gave too much change satan shut up and keep it me to the cashier it's two dollars short satan the scariest things on earth the dark clowns sharks serial killers death being asked to give three fun or interesting facts about yourself yeah i can attest to that fine vote me out the other imposter is brown bruh you truly are the lowest scum in history hi who is this aaron changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures what's mine dwarf he's so mean i'm not that short oh hi dan dammit this guy aaron dan when your shower turns you into a safe cracker right here melts tungsten over here we're in comfortable and then here we're at absolute zero gotta go take a shower with a freaking stethoscope when you've been a meme template for years and finally get replaced by a hot girl because the internet is filled with simps bro the lead singer of a band fans drummer guitarist bassist go right ahead see if any of the songs you truly enjoy work at all without any kind of base earlier air force planes form 69 to mark the 69th paf anniversary photo by trisha it's beautiful oh my god it's gorgeous um what you got there a smoothie humans hate the year 2020 because reasons their pets who will remember this year because it's the year they got the most scritches and snuggles oh okay i'll skip yellow try killing me yeah you got it i think i understand what to do now you'll get used to it the more you play that's how you kill try not to let anyone see you do it when you're in a real game though thanks for helping me this is the way i've legit never run into any people that are nice enough to just let you try to learn the game ever i mean when you're with your friends it's different but when you're meeting random strangers in the game no i've never run into that mother's your daughter's four right no she's three i only had her in 2017. dads how old's your son again i don't know gordon ramsay isn't giving his children a large inheritance he also doesn't take them to expensive restaurants including his and they don't sit first class on planes because he doesn't want to spoil them you freaking donkey i absolutely 100 doubt that they're not getting a large inheritance even bill gates is leaving his children enough to live on for the rest of their lives now bezos he seems like he would be evil enough spongebob i haven't heard that name in years i would pay money to see that thing smoke when you find a weird armor but it has the best stats and lucky you it's all matching i asked so many people what lgbtq stands for and and so far no one has given me a straight answer tic tacs are almost pure sugar but get away with calling themselves sugar-free because united states regulations says it has to have less than a gram of sugar to be sugar-free and tic-tacs are less than a gram applaud my supreme power um what you got there a task the ghost of neil armstrong trying to finish his tasks astronauts on the international space station trying to sleep my late teenage years expectation reality oh that's not just your late teenage years though that's that's the rest of your life in one way or another perfect advertising doesn't exist yes it does the four stages of taking a test yeah although i start with random bullcrap a lot earlier titanic crew 1912. no one ever found out who screwed up hmm if you're depressed you are living in the past if you're anxious you're living in the future she makes songs for girls who think they're psychopaths incapable of murder when in reality they're too scared to ask for more ketchup packets dead body reported next firefox update okay but why don't i have that one up in the top right what the hell is that i've never seen that send bobs you mean boobs what do you mean i got stuff to build send bob's fast did someone say build oh there he is it's bob the builder the guy that never gets permits or licenses to do any of his work so he's technically breaking the goddamn law can we fix it sure just make sure you get the proper permits are you masturbating because you're horny or because you're depressed and need the dopamine why all of them at once i suppose yeah i can agree with that samuel l jackson will teach you to swear in 15 languages if you vote vote you may think all of this go vote crap is annoying but with how many people refuse to participate in the democracy known as the united states of america and all around the world it's necessary no one cares if you're annoyed go vote which requires more talent tick-tock star walking i love democracy when you jokingly ask for your girlfriend to give you a bob and she starts to make a ponytail you will i was in a zoom call when there was a faint thud in the background my teacher peered off for a sec calmly remarked well my daughter just ran straight into a wall and then continued to tell us about the structure of proteins the teacher oh no anyway as my mom would always say are you bleeding then you're fine this is my first ever fan art so it might not be that good hey hey hey it's plenty damn good you keep at it you hear me and just like that ladies and gentlemen we have come to the end of another video always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this video consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed it well then you know what to do until next time we'll catch you later

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Length: 17min 34sec (1054 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 15 2020