r/Woooosh | HE TAPPED ON THE SCREEN

i miss when the comments used to be normal and not all these self promos follow me if you agree you're literally doing a self promo what's throbbing everybody i'm robin welcome back to mk i'm sorry i had to do it it was in the art okay i'm okay okay i'm good without much further ado let's go take a look at r slash whoosh the sub for folks whose reflexes are way too slow when you open photoshop and there's no photos to buy when you open a photoshop you have to sell the photos dummy would you look at that it's a little player i wonder what it sounds like doesn't work oh no really no [ __ ] [Laughter] health experts please wear protective suits in space americans yeah that's about right wtf that image isn't real lol how do you know have you met kid rock this could be very real me puts tape on my laptop camera my fbi agent who was watching me from the laptop camera my chinese spy watching me from the toaster the hell kind of toaster has a camera oh my man no you see never mind it's not worth it holy crap what is going on on that bed yeah lol i'd be freaking out if my clock was displaying nonsense numbers you are aware that's a 24-hour set clock right so it's just saying 11 36 pm elon musk appearing on grimes instagram live her father looks kind of cool i think he should start a company or something he already has a company called spacex you complete idiot maybe next time do research before spitting nonsense and humiliating yourself about successful and popular people like elon miss the era when people actually used to think before opening their mouths to avoid these kinds of mistakes wow wheel was invented in 3500 bc people in 3499 bc wait you dum-dum if it was invented in 3 500 bc then how the hell would i have wheels and 39 you don't get it you just you don't get it do you lol i found diamonds in my dad's room that's meth dude well that's even better avatar is a movie about a guy who betrays his entire planet just so he can clap some alien cheeks but his planet is killing her entire species aha an apple fell on this man's head and i lost my ability to fly you gravity fricker you do know he didn't invent gravity right oh shut up kmm-200 you stay out of this i mean come on we all know abraham lincoln invented gravity right somebody born in 2020 will see the year 3000 when they're 80. that's wild your math is blowing my mind that's not how math works help i found herabrine in my world real 2020. please help fake no no he said real and he put the year my favorite thing about tick tock is that everyone steals each other's jokes with little to no changes exactly like reddit all exactly like reddit lmao why did he get more upvotes than the other guy even though he repeated the same joke oh boy water one mile water one kilometer americans but the americans are right a mile is less than a kilometer one mile equals 1.6 kilometers like when i go to the gym i set the treadmill to kilometers instead of miles so i can pretend i hit my goal faster why aren't you answering sorry i dropped my phone and i can't find it i'll text you when i find it okay you find it yet no all right let me know when you do here's a little lesson in trickery come on if that works it deserves to work ah yes the four races white black female and hispanic since when is female a race did you just miss the sarcasm anti-vaxx moms when their kid still gets autism even though the kid was never vaccinated why the hell does this have so many upvotes you can't get autism you're born with it i can only imagine how slow netflix streaming must have been while quarantining for the 1918 pandemic there was no netflix back then genius actually there was but you had to order it by telegram roughly two weeks after your request a team of actors would arrive and play out your choice i think you are fanto wood fantastic equals fantastic i like fanta wood more best way to say it i'm sorry to say but your mom died i'm blind oh that's right i hated that [ __ ] anyways if blind how replied if blind hall reply groceries be like 5.47 89 cents 4.99 6.99 125 125 total 76.42 the math doesn't add up yes natalie we get it we know it doesn't add up but woman i'm pregnant omg i'm so glad for you man i'm pregnant oh what uh men can't get pregnant i beg to differ come talk to me after i've eaten taco bell why did you draw a camera there he didn't it's a reflection come on imagine having to explain reflections to people 35 beautiful women with vitiligo shot by a photographer who has the same condition damn i hope the photographer goes to prison for shooting these women gosh darn it why are people so cruel shot as in taking pictures oh god i was getting real nervous there making a meme with black text what making meme with no text you got it so back in elementary school i read a book about space and it mentioned anti-gravity oh it was impossible to put down what was it called a joke that flew over your head darn it here's an officer comforting an anxious woman during a protest something the media will never show you blue lives matter an anxious woman during a protest in her home did you actually look at this before you posted it it's porn it's very obviously porn that's the joke wait what that really famous chiropractor on youtube is in porn when were headphones invented 1910 people before 1910 but xbox was a thing then uh duh if you see this ad it's not me i've been getting tons of tweets about it and it's a scam i will only mention giveaways on my verified accounts if it's not verified it's not me lies i entered the giveaway and won the ps5 that's not a ps anything that's a dvd player and a folder bus started flying it's a plane dummy it's a joke you imbecile see there's no difference 24 fps 60 fps this is one frame not 24 and not 60. my goodness why didn't i think of that if both basketball teams just worked together they could score so many more points oh my god i think she's on to something five bananas hold on a minute there is another but there are six bananas this dude for real spelled mlb backwards you had one job it was intentional it refers to black lives matter there are no submarines in this picture whoosh it can't be it can't be trump says he will ban the tick tock app in the united states now he's going to lose the 13 year old vote 13 year olds are not legally allowed for registration to vote the legal federal voting age is 18. i need v bucks code can anyone help me here i have a spare code broke ass hole thanks does it still work the green goblin faked his death to move to atlantis uh two different comet companies the spread of coronavirus is based on two factors how dense the population is and how dense the population is you wrote the same thing twice what's the other one your number two the most effective therapy this boy can smell people who use memes as a therapy substitute you misspelled boy mine diamonds minecraft parody of take on me and it's a banger by the way funny how mozart's been real quiet since this one dropped he's been dead for like the past century the past century huh the past century didn't that mofo die in 1791 guess the animal please no cheating are you guys that stupid oh my god it's obviously a giraffe shake my head i don't know man you might want to stop and think about this one name that pokemon it's a giraffe having birthdays is great for your health it's been proven that people who have had the most birthdays live the longest people who have had the most birthdays live the longest aren't your birthdays how you measure how long you've lived in the first place when a deaf person wins an auction i've won but at what cost that doesn't make sense they would have placed the highest bid if they won and i'm assuming they would know what they bidded regardless of whether they're deaf bro how the hell two cookies make a sponge they're all sponges easy money will you press the button you'll receive 15 000 euros but the world's worst mathematician will also receive the same amount me realizing i can get half a million euros it's 30 000. only real men will understand normal day home alone i'm sorry who uses their computer mouse with their left hand i don't know man as we've established left-handed people aren't real how to craft a golden ingot actually they'll give you nine golden nuggets nice try yes it was a very nice try it's almost scary how much these kids look like their famous parent 20 celebrity children who look exactly like their parents that's actually not drake's son it's just him photoshopped uh sorry sweetie but i think you're wrong me watching the author kill the main character in my autobiography you're the author of your autobiography though that's the point march of 15 we started dating and march of 20 our daughter will be here dude it's only been five days to be honest i think he meant 2015 through 2020. yeah that's definitely well established excuses to get off of calls i gotta go my fish is drowning i have to go walk my shark sorry my mom wants me to mop my ceiling i have to go fold the dishes sorry gotta go wash the soap i need to eat my dog's homework okay number one fishes don't drown sharks are in water you mop the floor you wash them you wash stuff with soap and dogs eat homework the man who created autocorrect has died restaurant in peace rest yes that's much funnier tap on the screen nothing happened really oh wow he's right check out this cool time lapse video of connecticut cleaning up trees and restoring power after the storm you posted an image bro i thought i was a potato i was wrong human brain is 73 water tomato is 95 water we are 22 percent away from being tomatoes that's a freaking lie [Laughter] oh my god that's the most outstanding response yet like he was seriously pissed like no that's impossible you shut up i'm not a tomato freaking racist with his confederate flag it literally says norway on top holy god mount everest was the biggest tragedy of all what kind of sick frick just drops a mountain on someone mount everest never got dropped on someone it's a mountain that is millions if not billions of years old educate yourself this is a private sign please do not read me after reading tremenyou lmao you won't go to jail just because you read a sign remember when bts tried to kill kendrick lamar [Laughter] what stop letting stores use contactless scanners they're not taking your temperature they're erasing your memory i went to buy salads and veggies and came out with ice cream and two boxes of donuts dear gamers if games don't cause violence then why did i committed several war crimes in vietnam after playing mario kart curious how do we know that it's true girls if your height starts with 5 don't text me me whose height starts with a 4 4 meters is still massive as hell four feet dumb ass when he said rock sand i really felt that it's roxanne i accidentally broke my thermometer and this liquid came out it's so fun to play with that's mercury this guy must be a noob no camos at all they're real-life guns dumbass he ain't a noob he's an rl gun mast is that an official title you can get i'm a gun master 15th prestige heroine spotted sniffing intensifies let's share the heroine herabrine and this rumor's already dead excuse me no it's not when you find out your grandpa killed hitler i am proud of him hitler killed himself you idiot go back to school turns out he was just trying to keep an appropriate social distance from others ned kelly wore mask to stop spread of coven new documents show no he wore it because he was armed and dangerous huh what do you know i doctor your result just came back me can i see them eye doctor probably not why can't she read it out just a thought this is the most realistic art i've ever seen it's a real cat the cat is flinching lol why did shakespeare only write using quills pencils confused him to be or not to be pencils did not exist actually oh wow really it was 150 years or so until the pencil a priest a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar the rabbit says i think i'm a typo it's spelled rabbi steve this is really embarrassing for you as an author a giant spider is attacking the pennsylvania state capital because 2020 wasn't bad enough already i'm calling bullcrap the spider's probably normal sized and is really close to the camera creating a perspective effect where it seems as big as the buildings whoa you learn something new every day folks i found a box of pills that cures pedophilia those aren't pills those are bullets dumbass think 2020's been hard for you look at what it's done to eminem guys it's actually ellen not eminem holy crap guys eminem's starting to fall apart shrek is love shrek is life my bible teacher asked the class what biblical character had a conversation with a donkey and my little sister answered shrek well you're not wrong well she is no shrek is in the bible i'm christian i know this i'm also christian shrek isn't in the bible clearly someone hasn't read it how to pick up a blue chair off of the ground can you do a tutorial for orange chairs please those people are dumb how can nobody know how to pick up a chair look some of us learn at different speeds okay you don't have to be rude about it fifty percent off free what game is that it's last of us two oh no no no thanks still too expensive i'll pass the last of us isn't on steam why do girls keep having periods when they hate them just stop having them do what makes you happy how can girls have periods lmao just don't have it dumbasses is this guy [ __ ] like that's part of being a woman an inevitable part what did he eat lol looks kinda high to me man why do you have access to the internet got a bread pudding in the oven new jeans yes but that's not what i was trying to show you oh all i see is jeans i get it now the way this chameleon is holding the sun i wonder how he holds it without getting burnt he actually doesn't hold it it's a trick of the perspective if he were to hold it he would have to be massive and able to breathe in space and able not to burn unfortunately he is small and on earth when you're too poor to afford wall tiles that's way more expensive than tile but rich enough to make phones as tiles iphone or more money woodworking for beginners closed measure twice cut once i think you cut before measuring because you're missing the e and you're missing the joke what of it send me newts no like sexy pic well you asked why isn't this mark just not safe for work um because it's not showing anything inappropriate maybe use that object in your head it's really useful suck has a [ __ ] do you speak it it's not opposite day see what i did there no i don't because if i said it was opposite day it wouldn't be opposite day and if i said it wasn't opposite day it would be on your own joke too god damn it coronavirus carnivorous veganism saving me coincidence yes this is the very definition of a coincidence 4 gigahertz cpu 32 gigabytes of ram 2 terabyte fusion drive wow that's working fast you build that hell of a pc only to use it for python i'm just confused about the need for a fusion drive posting this fan art again notice me robin fine god jeez i'll take a look at your [Applause] [Laughter] you know i kind of like the artistic interpretation that are my legs also damn you made me look pretty buff and just like that ladies and gentlemen we have come to the end of another video as depressing as it is always remember that i will be back someday anyways if you even somewhat enjoyed this video consider giving it a like down below and if you really enjoyed it well then make sure to get yourself subscribed and click the bell icon and until next time i'll catch you later

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Id: tvCvT2d_kHI

Length: 17min 49sec (1069 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 16 2020