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how do you get away with being caught doing this weirdly in the woods just say it's for an album cover let's just put the explicit logo thing in the bottom corner and uh bam there you go it's some punk rock emo maybe rap album i don't know i don't really buy albums hello and welcome back to mk my name's jack the snack that smiles back and today we're looking at some me things from the me subreddit remember to like this video where you're no longer my friend just kidding you always will be gotta say whoever put this on the shelf is clearly a monster why would they do that oh i can't wait to see this on some red pill subreddit see this is what women want to do to men now if you could make them click clack like an actual keyboard that would be extra annoying to wear i'll buy three please you move into your new home and you find this what do it's people like him that make inhaler companies glad to be in business oh no it's the site of kfc they don't want you to see well feel this looks like it's time to gather some more herbs and spices hmm i want to call it out but what if it's legit and i'm just insulting their body that and the pointy bit halfway down is very concerning but also not surprising considering his size you'd make danny mountain proud no i'm not going to explain that reference that's it yeah train them young look out esports hamsters cameron for the last time chris i'm not a horse ah come on man the humans get to do it ah i'm concerned for the road though i guess technically this would still work i mean she would be feeling the vibrations nothing to see here out of the ordinary just a man casually boxing in the open fields yep just zooming out just a nice view of the fields this guy's just playing with his punching bag it's completely normal you could call this cheap but they have saved themselves thousands of dollars from unnecessary bs marketing if you're happy to get married as cheaply as this then you are a keeper guys what why look at me like that it's a great idea what is wrong with it your girlfriend sharing the bed space be like goodness sake only the worthiest of water may reach the drain you know what i can handle this this isn't too weird to look at actually you failed this time sir oh okay now this is just cute this would be by far the coolest birthday party pool if you're like five i mean adults wouldn't really fit in this not with that attitude oh yeah now this is my kind of fantasy kissing my loved one while surrounded by pus so this guy's clearly mastered the technique of multitasking when you want to protest for human rights we've got your game in 10. don't return too hard yes this is trippy and bit creepy to look at but still very cool well i was going to be impressed by this guy's lawn until i've noticed that it's clearly photoshopped still very luscious though hey what you got in the mail there uh it's uh it's um just child it's just just a child person on my child that like i don't i don't have a kid but um i i i got one uh put him in the cage it's time for this hand to to come home and roost hey i don't really know any analogies with chickens be careful this spider's got an explosive bite literally it will kill you you should get away remember people it's the inside that matters so if you ever want to show your true beauty disembowel yourself this has been your life advice from jack thorby like backfiend away for another day to battle stop seriously no i'm not open about that stuff yet go away i said away oh my god please stop oh look it's 20 20. it was at this point he didn't knew he freaked up so does this count as a fail if you're doing your learner's test because you're kind of cheating trick me well spicy freak you these look absolutely adorable and i love them however i can totally see them getting dirty and disgusting within a week how what hank where hank well there is some gymnastics going on there hello viewer you have made it to the traffic lights of all be sure to stop at this moment to like this video or comment that i am awesome or receive divine halt at every traffic light for eternity okay you can go now when getting a decent park at work is so stressful it becomes a battlefield technically he's dirtying the water with his body and the dead skin cells and stuff but then there's the soap that will be soaping it all up and washing it i i don't know i need science to help me fun fact kfc was originally called kfb it wasn't successful i want you inside me edward i am going to hell are you ready kids i'm coming to get you not gonna lie this is some scp quality creepypasta right here look out panzer icar here comes monster buggy that parking space is mine boy it's only 30 second walk to the front of the office let's be honest though it's probably cleaner here than outside this is awesome in theory however i'm pretty confident that guy would be just flying constantly in the air from those turbine engines alone blowing at his face oh why is it shaped like that let's just have a quick break from the weirdness yeah just a nice cute cat sitting down oh it's adorable hey you want to give it a foot rub thomas finally found them all that was next to do was to attempt a pit maneuver oh that is too that is very tightly up there okay i feel sorry for your future children assuming you'll still have any also that's why the symbols like that to make amazing public benches this is not for you it's for everyone that's how i do my russian i just roll my arms i don't like this floof this floof isn't as cute as me it don't meet my standards you know that gets to a point when one of you is missing part of your arm and the other needs a bracing over their entire leg where you think maybe i should stop doing this now fam gotta get that darwin award sunday i don't know about you but this fashion choice is rather eerie it's eerie do you get it because the ears you see oh wow okay if uh oh there's so many things to apply to this i don't know where to start the little kid just looking like they've been abducted the fact mr bj is just sitting there like as if he's about to die or he owns the largest mafia in england and his all-too-happy eager assistant who just loves to make his day okay i don't swim i want a tv show about a mafia boss a little girl and their just kooky assistant who just loves to make everyone's day glad you make it how'd you get in um i rode i rode when you're best friends with bigfoot and he just wants to help no how what how is that even allowed honestly i imagine not for long there's no way that can be considered legal okay you can accuse this person of being a terrible parent but to be fair i was exactly this kid who refused to get out of the trolley so my mother would purposely just throw all the stuff on me as punishment for me to learn my lesson i'm gonna say this is what's happening here hello young me stop being a little stuck towards your mum all the time it's really annoying pardon me asks how most of me asks why oh look all the best to you too i'll i'll leave it at that you knight should never wear a helmet because your adorableness is a weapon and it will just catch me off guard either this bit is designed for a mermaid or someone with dang big feet probably that tall guy lining up in the line earlier am i right ladies i don't appreciate you using me as the butt of your jokes susan as a responsible owner you should be better than this as someone who lives in australia which is pretty much the sun i often wonder what it's like to live with snow then i see images like this and i'm glad i don't live in somewhere with snow ah oh you did it ah you did a weird thing with your body that's made me really creeped out okay i feel like the only reason they're wearing the clown outfit is to make this seem far less horrific to look at like if this was just a genuine person it would it would look very concerning there's you there this is a good angle i love what you did with your wings here they'll look right in your only pants oh hey look if it was profitable for them i doubt they wouldn't god just be like oh sorry everyone there's a there's a twitch in the matrix and let me just fix what oh yeah yeah that's another piece that's sure let me just yeah that's an art piece sup babe you want to come home and see my snake oh yeah oh my god oh wow you actually oh you have two of them okay honey the gravity anchor's messing up again did you did you say you got it fixed last week oh look you ruined it you ruined it and now i can't i can't love these things anymore honestly i blame centipedes why do they have to exist you ruined the innocent of people's minds i can't just be on the game i have to be in the game the title of this image is literally just fat frick and i i love it i'm just gonna leave it at that oh dear lord they should have purposely tilted the eyes a little bit more downwards so they're always staring at the person driving behind it careful man she can cause sudden heart palpitations and decrease the iron levels in your blood by an excessive amount do not stare directly into her face or cleavage really it depends what you're into i guess some may say this batman would be rather useless but i disagree if anything he would have far more stamina in the fight as he could probably absorb a lot of damage though unless everyone in gotham has obesity i doubt he'd hide himself very well he look i got something yes you did little guy yes you did i don't like this i do think body augments are cool but not in those areas load up the barrels boys there it came hi hi planning to steal my stuff what no planning to take photos of me while i was hibernating yeah well i'm awake now uh-huh so what do you want to do ah something tells me this trojan pig invasion attempt didn't work out as well as they hoped whoa dude how is that dog more jacked than me i mean i don't really go to the gym much but how is it so jacked see what does it do weights what are you feeding it gimme oh baby those are some slices spicy looking llama lemon melons lemon melon smelling lemons are lemons are melon or melons are lemon oh seems like someone had to drop their kids off at school but work started in 10 minutes no but seriously how the hell did they achieve this they shouldn't get arrested they should be submitted to scientists yes oh my gosh i don't know where else in the world if they do it but i know in australia if you ride your horse through a drive-through they can't refuse you it is counted as a vehicle same for bars and pubs if you go to a pub they have to have somewhere for you to put your horse i think it's one of those laws that's just been sticking around and no one's bothered to actually rectify it you go saddle club okay look it's nature in mind i like that it's very flowery and colorful but i i don't think they actually filter out the coco cabana this guy's probably tripping out because he's growing weed in that thing and the police are just too busy to notice oh this cat i have no idea what they're feeding me but i love it oh and look it's the cat in human form i'm gonna do what's called a pro skater move and it just flies away laugh all you want this is clearly working like damn dude what is your core strength routine you'd be able to hold it up so steadily yo what i want this chair holy smokes oh in the arms of pence's that is even cooler oh my god i want it where is it i'll buy it as long as it's under 50 i can't afford much well that looks like a freak accident i look forward to some random youtuber doing a deep dive about this what is going on here oh god who's dead what do i do it's got a really thick butt it's gonna be really thick artsy and weird but i see the coolness in the idea of having a house that literally rolls down the entire front i mean it's one way to make a house seem more open is this some attempt to get me to be more interested in church by having some weird cone shell thing to tell me that i'm in tell me what the conscious says i will do whatever it says tell me please don't you don't you look at me like that you know this is an impressive thing don't you this is not casual stop being casual you want a water feature honey oh there it is you happy now now of course before we leave today we've got some fan art and today it is by ha it's reddit they've made some fan art for the mk people oh guys that's me and you as well technically let's let's try not to be too self-absorbed here jack oh finger-chan your your philangelies they're showing oh my gosh they look so soft but so firm may i not make this more creepy than it already is thank you so much for your fan art huh it's reddit and remember everyone if you'd like to see your fan art shown on the video someday on the channel be sure to post your work in the mk subreddit that is where we see them and that is where we collect them now well done you have managed to make it to the end of my fiasco of a rambles and for that i honor you with the gift of being able to like this video and subscribe to the channel if you have not already and if you have well all right okay no one cares about a show-off at last this does end things for us today but it has been an honor speaking to you so i say farewell to thee my name has been jack i am a voice randomly from the internet speaking to you distantly and intimately i will see you next time bye bye bye

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Length: 14min 7sec (847 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 24 2020