ALL OF r/SOFTWAREGORE

first up we got a young lad squatting a real slab in his natural habitat but the fun recognizes three men on the uh on the counter little mini men little ants i broke the interactable ad nice love that for you man it isn't it's not what you should say but you should say but it is also in samsung s8b bat glass for oh wait a minute i don't think i'll find some back glass in that department amazon i don't think that's where i'll find that at all i needed to get some money late night atm decided it wants to shut down oh so your card's still in there running off a seven oh well i'm sure that's not what they said in that baseball game try to take their kids to my lesson place okay the highs tomorrow malibu 74. oh bakersfield you're looking a little hot 704 degrees oh yikes i mean oxnard is a cool 75 but bakersfield you might want to get these down to some water or something that drought is really doing a toll on you huh 704 degrees she's ashley huggin i'm 18 and i love to chat with people you've been raided by one of your contacts do you want to see your rating wait is this kick yeah this is kick why are you using kik that's what i want to know my man writes no i'm 32 years old and i am 21. please stop texting me i'm ashley i'm 22 and i love baseball and she's trying to get to home base baby brutal aftermath after pillager update do you want to wake the villager i don't think it's going to work bud camera broke in the middle of a call [Laughter] it's like you turned on ghost mode to find some haunted spirits in your house bro what happened is that normal does this just happen in discord for gamers not me man the captain has invaded my discord oh captain disillusion is everywhere nothing wrong with a little bit of d in your life i mean captain d charging with this accessory is not supported by apple device what were you trying to charge with though that's the question sorry for better experience we kindly ask you to rotate your device grab the whole desktop dude oh the bug report screen disable no or yeah wait what does nowhere yes do in this situation this court's stopping you right there and it has to say you must be at least eight years old to this no are you or eight oh no are you bill nye the science guy millions die in europe burned under his insane rule what transformed him from human to living horror chemistry we got a video i love this this is not a bug this is a feature this is a feature you don't swim like that i swim like that first name be the first to know what's new that's just that's not software gordo that's just a lazy company this cs go what is this but arm should not oh oh my god that looks gnarly categories sports cats food please bro by premium bro please thursday 23rd may not to take attention away from the software gore but if you look down there he's got a professional corsair gaming keyboard and i just appreciate that his rgb course your gaming keyboard language interface russian english choose screen resolution english when you just want a muffin recipe but google has ascended to the sixth dimension hate that oh my god you asked google something and google's like i think i will be asking the questions from now on oh that's not it's a gnarly speed test what happened there so we have a big long equation and then you wrote three plus four equals seven sounds about right all right let's talk about the hard disk it's uh rotations permitted is 65 535 that's not bad that's not bad at all i think he got some pretty good hardware bub hush here we go again maybe you should keep us around here's why me listing all the positive reasons to keep me around no thanks just uninstall it or keep the web protection three degrees warmer than yesterday's high of 350 million 486 528 degrees fahrenheit man it's getting a little out of control i'm starting to sweat a little more your pc ran into a pro how sad clock that shouldn't be funny but it is my sense of humor is so terrible at this point welcome to walgreens measles are valuable here yum yum question 38 is worth one point it's the most important one because what is a microphone true or false the answer is yes no mistakes just happy accidents is this a happy accident mr ross because it looks like some software gore oh i don't know what that pokemon is that a mega evolution huh [Music] my man didn't use any stones to use the uranium to get that pokemon my morning walk across the northern pacific ocean my morning run that's a next level workout yeah google ran right across the water real quick did i just say no over and over again no no no no no no no no no which of these products would you consider purchasing england scotland italy ireland none of the above that's an oddly strange youtube survey hey i don't think origin is it's not responding your you must be online to order pizza microsoft powerpoint don't you dare don't you dare oh that doesn't look good stop it stop it thank you please prove that you are human okay or okay the choice is yours my raspberry pi sense hat died today this is his last message to pay respect oh yeah that's that that's that's the good meme right there f we get an f in the comments please to pay respect to the uh raspberry pi sense hat record scratch freeze frame well i bet you're wondering how i got here yeah that's earth huh how did you get there sir you don't have the propulsion for that setup will continue after restarting you is that a threat windows 7 is that a threat i know supposed to be looking at the software gore but can we just admire this man's wallpaper for us for a second it's it's fanny devito but you do have a missed call fanny i'm not sure what that number is but it seems pretty important maybe there's a caller id somewhere for you not sure online save saving error last saved 737 215 days and 13 hours ago oh man you're gonna lose your high score on subway surfer man every time i would try and press ok or exit it kept showing me this message i'm scared now you can't go back oh i don't like that scooter app right before the app crashed behold the rideable cyclone whoa whoa whoa whoa what's the scooter app by the way is it like uber but for people who don't want to use cars why would you use that i don't want to ride a car let's go on scooters so i could sit in a tandem bike why would you do that maybe that's not it maybe i'm just being judgmental you have some new videos from secret you might want to watch them how space triggers herpes and astrid and what how how space does what now also how come his notifications can work it's not fair no results for shrug you've been selected to test the new iphone x answer below questions and pay one dollar to get free iphone x today question three of five how old are you silver or space gray oh no man oh no the aux is connected no it's not proof that google displays ads depending on your preferences oh hey geo hi geo can we get a high geo in the comments please i changed my mind can we have a high geo we love that man we love you geo i'm sorry steam is there something you wanted to tell me not sure what to make of this one it's just wingdings on the uh on the subway so i managed to press the third switch in the hotland puzzle alphys doesn't look too happy about that the face is like [Laughter] nah see nothing's wrong with that that's how tables work in real life too they clip together they spin around it's real it's kind of romantic you go to a pasta wrestle real italian you know restaurant if there's not at least one table doing that you're getting ripped off because that's some olive garden stuff and you need some real you know italian some of that stuff this is an accurate representation of having a child cancel timer you have 50 timers right now which one did you want to cancel the 30 minute one the one minute one the one minute one the one minute and twenty second one the one minute and thirty second one the one minute and thirty second one the one minute and thirty two second one the one minute and forty second one the two minute and twenty second one the three minute one the three minute one the three minute and thirty second one how many times why would you why are you just hitting the snooze button over and over again but time has come to rise and fight against dragon threat the elder scrolls online i feel threatened alright what is my gender richmond hill aurora i don't like that word i'm not going to pronounce it vog han markham or toronto i don't know i'm kind of feeling uh kind of feeling an aurora right now my dude's desktop is right on the sign i love that they're all looking like is it going to click chrome what is he going to do on tuesday it's going to be 880 degrees that's the perfect shocked face ma'am i love your energy no okay can't install in booty ubuntu ubuntu i don't know i don't know these words dude these are lost on me i had a basic american education that's how you're supposed to insert the card go ahead there you go there you go that's right now you've won you get a thousand dollars free with every transaction you have successfully voted your vote has failed to submit please see below hey guys the weather outside's looking a little frightful we got a child abduction emergency weather alert yeah there's a lot of icons going on one second there i think we need to just click and drag a little bit do you like them layered like that like a big shelving unit unfortunately the world's urban population has exceeded the 32-bit integer limit and will no longer be increasing [Laughter] that's it no more population we're not allowed to have any more anand did she adjusted [Music] what is this show the ninth video material is missing please replace and try again the nights excuse me ah okay this looks terrifying let's see 777 degrees celsius 777 volts volts 777 usage man those numbers mean nothing to me now connect over usb okay oh wait we got an error ah okay bios has detected unsuccessful post attempts possible causes include recent changes to bios performance options or recent hardware change okay is this a sale or not facebook app would like to hear from you do you agree or disagree that frito lay products okay i guess i disagree yeah yeah i'll go with that i disagree that frito-lay products so two of my drawings somehow merged together and i found this in my camera roll i'm scared well you should be [Laughter] you're short you don't have enough money to take the driving test you are zero dollars short cost fifty dollars bank balance fifty dollars i love how money works your computer is low on memory can't that dialog box pops up in my head at least 20 times a day i absolutely despise what i'm looking at here do you know baby intelligence test what is this cow capricorn dog i'm gonna go with capricorn or cat record you know what i mean i quit my internet speed is so bad it's off the charts oh wow it quite literally is off the charts you might want to talk to your isp about that hey what time is it yes look i would much much rather see this on an airplane than anything from windows ah crap turns out my airplane runs on windows vista guess i'll die then ah yes we all pay adobe millions of dollars a month and this is what we get in return thanks a lot guys all right minimum nvidia geforce gtx 770 or an amd radeon r9280 okay your graphics driver is over 941 months out of date it's only 78 years out of date it's really not that big a deal 34th of december wait is it wait hold on no it's the 23rd of january at least as of the time i'm recording this shut up hey uh whose dog is this it's fused with the wall hello anybody oh goody twitch set new password new password all right confirm your new password wait a minute that password's too easy to guess are you actually serious right now imagine having to put that password in one character at a time by hand though you'd want to die error unknown error well uh okay thank you what do you want me to do the official times square new year's eve 2021 live webcast oh adobe flash oh no no no quite the inopportune time to still be using flash and what appears to be windows vista what is up with that toolbar down there it looks ancient my fps counter decided it wanted attention don't they always uh hey whoa whoa 22fps though how what are you running this game on the old family toaster you saved 88 dollars and 84 cents huh okay i'm glad i don't know much about code so i don't have to worry about why these things are happening at all i get to be ignorant and happier for it oh yes it is trillions of gigabytes in size amazing all i did was alt f4 cyberpunk oh boy the cyberpunk ones are starting oh jesus christ let me tell you i would not want to be cdpr right about now something's wrong with your ancient phone maybe time to get a new one i guess i don't usually encourage that sort of thing but i'd give up on this one is this sims dinner bone what am i looking at here alerting notifications gentian impact gentian impact alright thank you i will take note of that and then continue on with my day native instruments symphony series string ensemble setup warning symphony series string ensemble cannot be installed because symphony series string ensemble has not yet been installed on this computer please run symfony series string ensemble before running this installer you want me to do what what even is that last one uh gee i don't know uh i can't really respond right now my phone is freaking out oh no it's dying huh and judging by the type of laptop i'm looking at it's incredibly expensive so that sucks man live live you sure are cnn jesus christ log in you must be logged in to do that would i have to log in in order to log in do i have to log out before i can log out how is this all gonna work i haven't seen minecraft do anything like that in well ever what did you do the modder's life is a dangerous game folks low must have a verified email on their discord account medium must also be registered on discord for longer than whatever this says uh this devolved really fast i pressed the mute button well that was your first mistake country error this net service is not available in your country setting did you really only push the mute button really you can be honest with us we're the internet yes that is correct we here at mk are the internet lcd extras no thanks no thanks no thanks except two of these are a more expensive no thanks delete do you want to delete this tweet no well i guess i have to say no oh it's a pebble oh my god i never thought i'd see one of them again ah i know that's not what i'm supposed to be focusing on but these were the best smart watches ever created and thanks to fitbit they died i'll never not be salty about that cpu performance 75 wow that's a lot of fps and you're not even at 100 ah perfect i can't read any of this oh wait i can read that one p well that's just dandy isn't it uh page seven of six yeah that sounds about right in today's world it's how it feels when you're reading a book for a report in school page 280 out of 14 yeah it's just gonna keep going on and on and on apex legends you're only 22 000 done you got a ways to go yet bud i'll tell you what i'm 22 000 done with some of these freaking images yo that's actually a sick paint job on that plane though man you can really spot it against the background please lol airport store banner it's a windows recovery screen [Laughter] don't worry about it we're paying attention the air quality in delhi is so bad that it overflowed and is now safe wow that's actually insane read carefully okay give me a minute i'm a fast reader but there's a lot to go over here okay cool i think we can move on messenger isn't responding i think that's because messenger is dying yeah a very painful slow death oh man if that's not prophetic i don't know what is man i really feel like an airport should be the last place on earth i experience glitches like this but here they all are showing up in airports i know the rtx cards draw a bit more power but dang that is mega hot i uh uh didn't know you could set the language to runic on windows 10 error you should okay i will then holy crap what uh help us 500 moved plus how many percent whoa whoa whoa how in the world can you possibly do that you got two thoughts going at once here not gonna lie that would intimidate the hell out of me if i saw it all right so about negative two billion hours oh yeah i'm a little confused about how long i have to wait now all right it's 12 33 but it's also 133 go figure huh time is all messed up in this world date of birth october 2nd 2000. that's not a valid day you're not real you were never born i'm sorry why yes i did work at voice channel how did you know nice so what did you get though uh it's negative 999 degrees fahrenheit and sunny ah but it feels like negative 9.90 happy new year in 2019 i resolved to be even more helpful well you've got a ways to go but i like the spirit google you got eight out of ten that's zero percent mess what in the world is going on here who fed that back during some serious growth chow any chess guys out there want to explain what it means when you make one of your pieces mega huge do you win automatically is that how that works uh yes 428 but there are only eight floors you are going to to heaven welcome to heaven this is the 28th floor oh yo that is so i don't even know how to i don't even know what to talk to you like what to say for that that is so weird yo [Music] how does that even happen gg i guess you have a weird looking screen buddy you are now watching uh my favorite movie ah the age limitation to by the side amount to be one years or older it's one monster starting kevin off early huh as an a380 ever crashed no results found but there's 34 million 300 000 results what do you mean there's nothing found what are you hiding from me unexpected problem we apologize for the error success return to home they did it they had an error and apologized for it spectacular it's it's your a home country of purchase australia i it's mine now i own it you're welcome yo that tail is looking a little weird something's missing now get it because of the yeah that's right i like pokemon listen here you've brought me a blue box but what i want is stuff that's blue like this box thanks thank you for fizz thank you oinkberger you're welcome boyga okay so we're we're just doing dementia hey hey where is that going where does it think it's going oh look what you've done you've scared off the centimeters i don't know what game this is is this is this skyrim i don't know i i've never played it's beautiful though it's a beautiful game whatever game this is is beautiful [Music] well good wait just one minute this man has unlimited power country select one canada chipotle france germany united kingdom united states of america i was actually born and raised in the chipotle chloe probably got like 69 from the test and the never mind she didn't pass my text just broke what's even going on in here i'm trying to is this uh it looks like a matte dicky game i recognize like ring poses someone tried to play wrestling revolution the matt dickie game and then immediately get cucked that's what it looks like all right so six five two one nice looks good it's the correct answer then your answer was the same thing what'd you do wrong nothing nothing that's what hey yo it's borderlands is this one or two i just started playing borderlands 2 and you know what i hope i see this in game i hope that's a feature not a bug cuck who do you think you're talking to bud who do you think you're talking to i ain't no cuck gallery pictures when you walk in nothing wrong with this oh no i see january 12 42-26 well my man's from the future daily reward 737 212 days 19 hours 11 minutes that's how long until i get my daily reward that doesn't sound very daily i didn't quite get that how many players do we have two great that will be two teams we will play six rounds okay before we begin let's give you funny names team three would you like me to call you undefined or would you rather be called undefined quiet that's creative but it wasn't an option these are the options undefined undefined undefined that wasn't one of the options the options are undefined undefined go ahead pick one i'll wait tried to make a driving game what's so bad let's take a look let's see what happens son okay well that's yeah it's not exactly how driving works now i'll iron right out you got it man i believe in you oh someone hurt poor dwight who did this to dwight he's looking more sad than usual ah yes english usa but that is not the flag son that is not the flag well moving forward hold down error to sprint yeah what button is that this looks completely fine to me nothing quite out of the ordinary just exactly how itunes is meant to use my task manager broken it said f in the left corner oh it did it paid respects i appreciate that what does the l stand for in the fda's alert tool listen listen listen listen yeah hey my man got an 89 it's b plus that's a b plus oh god what what'd they do to you crash what man hurt you to tell you their secrets who wowed you man who would you they go zoom in i like wait what's going on in here oh wait a minute it's bob it's bob i like that i like bob wait what hold on run that by me one more time chief what you just do okay so you scrolled in and it's bob on the television which is cool it's nice that's sick but then you zoomed out bob's a part of everything this isn't work or this is intended i needed directions to foot locker not the fourth dimension am i right i mean look you gotta take a left see look at this this whole part where i gotta just clip through reality i don't like it's not what i was looking for food from march 27th 2 million 231 863 bc to june 16th 2019 80. oh those french fries look straight up yummy though i'm not gonna lie to you and they served me a cute little fryer basket that's so adorable i see a furby you know something's gonna go wrong jesus christ that doesn't look real that doesn't look real at all that's not a dude oh my god i don't like furbies man hey look it's geo again right i think no it's fanny pillow tv or is it geo no i see geo's name and fatty pillow oh well talk about software gore huh okay i get this picture's not loading all the way but i really like the aesthetic grain of this photo it's really neat you need the internet for this it doesn't look like you're in your can i'm not gonna do that voice the entire time i'll check i'll check my connection and try again you weird you weird computer you yo your your laptop is ascending and that's what acers do that's the acer promise like i said not a bug a feature asparagus eggplant the lawyer the lawyer why would that be a thing about fruits and vegetables problems with logging in what kind of issues are you having logging in login loops to provide you with the best messaging experience please sign in what else can we help with i'm unable to sign in what kind of issues are you having logging in login page keeps looping to provide you with the best messaging experience please sign in just call him at that point bro call him at that point my man is only going to take five minutes don't you worry mama do is on the way with your order he is bringing it fresh it'll be piping hot five minutes nice a hundred a hundred and then a ninety four percent but you got you know thirteen point four six nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine out of 16 correct so just try a little harder oh god now who who messed with michael who who messed with michael huh he's looking at me all weird now minecraft but it's all videos on roblox i don't like it one bit i don't like it one bit at all it's not what i wanted you all good cj you're looking kind of weird lately i'm not gonna lie cj you've been feeling kind of you wake up on the wrong side of the bed or something man you know someone needs to talk to cj oh gary's mod stuff always breaks in this game let's see what breaks this time around okay spawning a barrel no problem you can bring out your tool gun yeah he is what is he what is he doing a motor oh dude something is bound to go wrong here right so now it's turning okay there it is you've done it try walking into it i dare you oh that thing is spinning fast too names of flowers greniums prince william duke nice and lynnea x grandiflora the phone is currently off would you like to turn on the phone how are you giving me this screen bud turned on my phone and woke up for this okay okay are you over 18 years of age no or no your only two options open and open i can open and open never been given this option before steam wallet funds four pounds sub total four pounds with a tax of 258 million four hundred and thirty four thousand nine hundred and seventy five dollars but deducted 258 million 434 975 pounds leaving a total of four pounds is this what you wanted or would you like to remove the purchase hey uh you incinerated this girl from the waist up i think you might want to fix that bud need to get a 90 to pass no higher no lower so you can't get high what so my man got a hundred percent and didn't pass because the passing score was a ninety percent that is some clownage that's a very strong password but your password's too weak you must use a stronger password to continue start putting more numbers and characters in there man phone number please use dashes three two three dash uh it's gotta be a phone number bud does your iphone folder not look like that that looks like a perfectly normal iphone folder to me especially for photo and video why is your gmail and reddit in photo and video you're a weird kind of guy yo i have 255 available on my laptop this baby's gonna last me at least another 10 hours because of all the funny videos i watch on youtube.com i don't know what you did to piss off that salamance or that flareon or that other monkey one but i want you to stop oh that's just terrifying looks like a skull what do tuesday elections results mean for democrats the fall of he-man because skeletor's on the tv d-rator dance five minutes be right back in five minutes but all they get to see is the beautiful condensed black bars first letter of the alphabet k last letter of the alphabet d what is the first letter of the alphabet a what is the last letter of the alphabet z tsunami floods effect you forgot to fill in the code bruh yo that is a gnarly tsunami though and oddly enough a lot of white subaru vans there i'm sure they're not subarus but i like to think that they are but the the startling amount of white suvs select your gender well are you release notes do i do you identify as release notes earlier today snapchat broke i expanded wide boy wide boy wide boys in the house everybody look out it's wide boy he's coming through i'm a chatbot i'm gender neutral and it's perfect like that do you have family i don't have parents or family in the sense you'd imagine i do have you in the millions of ubisoft club members one big happy geeky team and you i'm an orphan excellent i'm here to help keep it that way sam sam you're in beta this shouldn't be a thing you do i'm pretty sure that my tv is only two meter away from me nope it's not it's actually 3912.87 kilometers get closer to it the screen yeah did i unlock a secret channel oh yo that is so i don't like that i don't like anything about that at all just not my cup of tea guy just not my cup of tea it's like uh what is it user what was it username 666 it feels like that creepypasta short name of person we'd love to learn from you hello marcus zuckerberg has sent us this to tell you that we'd love to learn from you could you take a few minutes to answer a short survey we promise we won't use this information stellaris performing step five of four give it its time it's steam you know how it is oh yikes dog and snuggling me pass here you snow call me pass snow call me snoke wall my pass something like that snoqualmie what but yikes man you have negative 17 966 degrees put on a couple jackets dude geez how do you say 100 in spanish english 100 spanish 154 thanks zero bytes free of 257 terabytes stop downloading all those movies i get avengers in games cool but you don't have to download it over and over again we get it you like watching funny movies guy in svg the png converter decided that i should die first well you heard the snow did you mean to switch apps microsoft store is trying to open microsoft store are you trying to buy minecraft texture packs dude there's free ones the system has been destroyed press power button to shut down that's more than software gore there's some hardware gore too that glass is terrible guy my team of lawyers after i was sentenced to death transcribed image dick dick i am a bot and trying my best to transcribe images you're trying buddy oh is this terraria it's not terraria as i remember it the best i have to go off is that mini map terraria what is going on guy you all good transcribed image conducts nixon forgotten and i'm trying my best to transcribe images oh no rotating a photo in the photos app grants you the ability to infinitely zoom in while you're kicked out of the phone image enhance image enhance when is it going to enhance yes yes [Music] we've gone into deep watson we've gone in too deep we're now reaching pixels of pixels and then there's nothingness how many high school graduate student in the united states a year the answer is about 4.03 quadrillion person squared years thanks dude hey i think something's wrong with your computer all that cellophane's still on the bottom of that thing there you want to peel that off that's awfully satisfying to do you're hungry for some ah lte so nice you see it twice oh good it's gracious oh god he stopped moving and someone faced into his brains oh that's so weird why does that happen and you see when his head like the the character's head moves and it like moves his head too it's so weird dude wow oh nice your iphone's got that cool bokeh effect in the folders i get this a software gore but that looks awfully cool and aesthetic i would keep it which would you choose with amazon 51 with quick buy 39. i don't know what i'd choose man but none of these look like a 10 none of these look like my amiibos be honest with you version created during wreck something like that but it was created january 1st 1601 at 9 30 a.m how'd you do that man fallout new vegas on ps3 oh god looking great honey hey i will take over the world ai program what is in this image it is a young man and one man standing in the office and using a digital tablet i don't see the young oh wait i can hear him solving in one of the lockers there we go i turned on your 9pm alarm thank you poopydoop for trying what program is needed to run exe files well looks like you're trying to run a basic program that we are literally designed to run why not try looking for an app that can open this in a ghost uh microsoft store ah audacity at its best i do what even is going on here you expect me to be able to understand what's going on ha the impudence so that's how my games behave when i'm not looking uh i'm sorry what are they being thanos snapped right now or something they're just becoming to dust so i kind of glitched the weather app and now it's showing the temperature in fahrenheit but the celsius won't change oh so crisp only two degrees away from killing all the microorganisms on me to achieve pasteurization my nerves are close to frying in about five more minutes oh but you know what it feels like 17 so i might just bring a jacket the new doom eternal boss is looking quite weird ah the doomslayer's eternal enemy pointy red class hmm i'm convinced bye you know what i will this is really eye-catching i just wanted to play hollow knight this is why you don't talk about the movies you liked seeing lately in front of these video games the ai is just trying to adhere to your interests you said you liked green night man come on hey orthy don't go communist on me now the logo is supposed to be centered when you try and ease your way out of your current employment and try to make it as subtle as possible hey where are you going no don't fire me yet i'm still moving house my alarm was supposed to be at seven ah sorry buddy best i can do is 7.29 hey don't look at me you're the one who keeps always saying to these girls that a minute is just as long as 90 seconds why do cemeteries have fences uh can i get a 50 50. here you go light blue or water i really don't appreciate this ambiguity and i don't appreciate your tone you know app icon designs are simplified and minimalistic enough let's not go down the route of literally cutting them in half i definitely don't appreciate duolingo just looking at me over the edge like that's like it's just stalking me waiting for me to be vulnerable game crashed in a way i've never seen in person hey there so i heard you like the matrix so i broke your game those things correlate ah yes hitman's creed crossover confirmed seriously assassin's creed and hitman how's that not a thing that has been like blended in some way or not at least give the hit man a costume where he can look like an assassin would work terribly at being covert but shut up and after enjoying such an exciting spectacle you can refresh yourself with some ice-cold tea you know what yeah give me some ice cold dinner the following applications disc is not inserted oh hey sorry i i was just trying to make my way to your home screen favorites i i kind of got lost oh this is awkward oh you've really caught me here haven't you oh gee windows 10 chops up text in random places sometimes don don has been the funniest example so far would you like to open the action center would you like focused assist or would you like dun dun chad's incomprehensible strength breaks web suit don't need to elaborate further when i am the light spears man the fact that elevators these days can have smart screens as a way to figure out where you want to go is just so futuristic and amazing and exceptionally realistic when they stop working it just aggressively questions any choice you make you want to get a second why why do you want to get a second what is it why are you even doing that what what did you think of going to the second floor seriously wow i can't even comprehend your thought process in this here's the second floor uh hello steve welcome how oh god is it that damn elevator again oh that's pretty fast what's this a 6.75 hour long walk i can do that in nine minutes manage your account i'm good add another account no thanks manage accounts on this device no no settings no i don't need to help and feedback no i don't need help and feedback i'm not i'm gonna this does not quite fit oopsie daisy buddy looks like you're seeing aspects of the animation you weren't meant to see don't worry though it's no big deal just tonight you're probably going to sleep with the pillow on your face he's speaking the language of gods hello traveller is dialogue in virgil eight persona n407qp text persona s dialogue info geo 8 i really can't judge the uh system here i am equally as lost when you are typing in stuff like that though i feel like i have the cognitive ability to know that there shouldn't be so many lines oh oh no oh this is some very dark creepypasta stuff damn son that is i i don't like this my pc started crashing all around and my mouse cursor started duplicating so i drew a house with it when life gives you lemons make a house out of infinite supply now just a warning from the system this accessory may yeah cool just thought you should know next up lsd land don't look at me man you're the one who tried to fill me up with this my me ain't looking too good oh dear lord there's like a dark cloud above him and everything is he thinking of something to say or is that just two eyes in the mouth being very shocked and staring at us from the void gentian impact actively trying to murder my laptop ha ha you thought our overabundance of anime waifus were merely for aesthetics your pathetic machinery could barely handle even one of the boobs physics ah yes europe the place known to have the all knighted status so i was writing out some equations on desmos and just before i add the up to it to the end this happens i've never seen anything like this before especially on desmos and looking closely it actually appears to have some kind of pattern i can see the pattern it is weirding me out but i'm not afraid to admit the fact that you could have just splashed a bunch of dots onto the screen and i would genuinely think it's something legit what can i say anything's amazing when i have no idea what i'm looking at how much of the world is left to infect uh zero percent sir excellent then wait what right statistically that would mean us too wouldn't it uh oh this is probably what ascending to the 19th dimension looks like yeah hey what if these things aren't actually glitches but just the devices breaking through the other dimensions just like to having a bit of casual existential dread about try one month for free there's a plan for everyone such as well i guess there's not a plan for you you're not everyone sorry but hey look that's something that's unique about you you can't get this thing that everyone else can get yay behold yeah falludroon the final planet oh dear god phobos see this is exactly what i'm talking about when i talk about overpopulation issues to drink i'll have a power okay i know the power right here is meant to be the glitchy issue but the way this is designed what even just give me an aesthetic list i don't need flowers my computer decided to turn the background red when restarted oh buddy that ain't your pc anymore that think's on its own and it is out for blood how about i download a bunch of things off you that get you infected with a bunch of viruses huh try to change resolution and then resolution scale failed correctly quite a nice run i had this evening god damn okay we get it omniman seriously how does a gps even freak out like this i'm scared i literally just opened up my computer to find this oh god um are you more scared by your screen looking all messed up or by the profile picture thing looking like it's staring at you hello human oh hello why do you always cry after watching paul okay shutting down didn't know i had three sea of thieves on my computer oops somebody parroted it a few too many times peeking express well done you dug your way to china in 0.0 seconds but can you do it faster obviously no not with that attitude yes angry bird i am also annoyed and rather perplexed by this confusion so i glitched out a snapchat filter this might be the most terrifying thing i've ever seen oh my god the filter it has revealed your soul and look you've got like a mini thanos chin do not talk to me or my son ever again sound search sound search my onedrive has only one percent of what of available say spare space well that's a word i should be able to say that word your one drive is 92 full you have only percent point one gigabyte of available space wow the maths on this thing is as skilled as me ah physics are overrated besides i like the cold feeling my feet feel when they're in the void of space normal thumbnail no no no no the goddamn eye i don't care that there's a flood firefight coming i want this as a fire fight this isn't a wwe match this is a ritual i feel so sorry for that guy on the green overalls though he's just up there alone to face this gender female or male oh well i'm female please select a valid option geez even computers are learning misogyny i was texting on my watch and it just goes all over the place i'm able to go welcome to welcome what even is what what game is this is it fortnite man that looney tune sponsorship is really not doing this game any favors brawl stars we talked about this you can't be wide why can't i i wanna be i wanna be white oh finally i'm winning you've moved to the top three in the emerald league you're close behind the first place with a mere difference of over 760 points but keep it up because third place is close behind you with over 711 points more than you that profile picture too is just like i don't know how i got here but i am not letting go no words remember those things nintendo yeah they they were great you got a pay you got up hey hell yeah you oh a little bit of fortnite battle royale your results you came in third into zero players gg's only my guy ggs only how many tickets zero one february three april five june 7 august september i mean to be honest with you at least they're in correct order like they're numerical still but um i'm not gonna ask for june tickets i want six all right kids get off the bus it's 17.77 you're going to be late all right let's just check out what we get on the uh the refresh right here 60 hertz nice all across the board 1080p all across the board wha why is there some why is there so many someone upset the billboard and that makes me sad he's got a little frowny face who upset the guy make him feel better please he's he's frowning i don't really want to know what's going on in here he's reaching into her brains and that's all i need to see i guess that's some major corruption though i wonder how that they don't catch that before they post it it's gnarly ah ambler alert and half of it is in the minecraft enchantment language uh it's lots of symbols or syllables that i can't pronounce in one go i see it but that's about it apple showing results for apple search instead for apple you just put apple with a little bit of stank on it what's the difference here we go here we go donald glover beyonce seth rogen and everyone else is just john connie okay [Laughter] a lot of roles in that movie i want to know how this even you know happens this is just really neat to me more than anything else i get it supposed to be like a infuriating software gore thing but i want to know what the bin file was that was incorrect to cause that error in the first place that's really neat was he tinking around in bios what was going on here that's so weird nah see that's a real place that's hell belgium it's my favorite spot the buildings are half loaded and the people have errors hell belgium number one i didn't know that panda express had a drive-through that's kind of neat number two a dog your program crashed is it just a straight up monitor is there a whole computer in there i think it's just a monitor display right right what's going on here oh he's some are sold oh he's not he's got to go his people need him he's on a journey and it's not one that involves whoever was back there i love the fade to white he's entered top speeds of which could not be matched by the fastest of space vehicles group call call ended duration 198 986 hours 59 minutes and one second guys the last 22 years have been good but i've got to hang up now mom needs me said something about a job oh this is the spider-man ps4 game hell yeah oh no spidey spidey don't do it he's going he's going for the olympic world record oh wait now you wait just one second [Laughter] oh he's he's exceeded the expectation of man he's invoked the wrath of god oh little kitty cat the cat's meow oh look at him that's one of those apple slideshow things this is cute look at that little guy clean your room bud but oh oh the cats possess some godly powers is that a toilet right by the right by the bed what is that oh look at me sleeping you found his little hiding spot is there audio playing like i don't have my headphones on oh wait a minute [Music] [Laughter] oh that was funny my phone made this because it detected all the cat photos i had pog pog champ oh you know it's one seven but we like the seven to look extra funky password complexity complex the most complex password is no password they'll never crack it speaking of ever cracking it i don't know what i'm supposed to be confirming here but i'll do it anyway cannot connect a device try reconnecting or restarting your device and we needed to tell you that exactly let's see here three six nine about 12 times please restart your device all right connecting nice the light show what do we got here oh okay i guess the software goer was the connecting bit i i guess i don't know i wasn't really concerned by all that countries that are no longer countries check you check mate this page isn't working that's the final level of the lost internet dinosaur game not software gore that's a real level look at that high score what are we looking at 123 million 456 789 high score jesus man i was in a discord call with my friend but then he turned on his camera i've seen this before it was a different guy but it was like a similar bug i'm not sure what causes it but your friends in green night vision forever permanent hey honey our doors are missing we can't close them they're off the car oh nice nice maybe you need to upgrade a manager there so you can have all that fixed and sorted i hate tycoon games like at least the idol tycoon games like this i think they're really dumb i posted some photos on instagram and the duplicate of the photo came back as this lord have mercy [Laughter] if you lose the game everyone's name becomes eminem which one is the real slim shady which one is it let's see here so it's all in french that title's in german and then we have the settings here in english pog pog i like where it's going oh boy my execute's hatching i i don't i don't think that's right okay i've been trying to understand forever what's going on with this photo i don't get the the whole like gore part of it i'm not i'm not sure if someone could point it out to me that'd be great but i really can't tell what the gore part of this is people seven none of those are people jack none of those are people bro is your fan speed okay 36 494 rpm man's running minecraft with ray tracing fireworks show in san diego where a computer glitch caused the entire 18-minute firework show to go off in 25 seconds and oh boy there's a video oh yo it's a giant light bulb thomas edison would be proud that you i just imagine the smell of all those fireworks going off at once that guy's leaving you see him he's getting out of there dude that is the only span of what what they say 18 no 25 seconds jesus natalie portman will betray the first ever female congratulations a high honor a high honor indeed game over high score 21. i mean that's still passable this just requires really precise finger work my guy that however is not and you should be uh you should you should restart that doesn't look right man not quite sure what's going on there something's wrong with big smoke [Music] hey that's a really tiny like i've never seen a little computer sign for a fast food place or really anything that was that tiny and also a blue screen highest point in stockholm glad you asked it's zero centimeters at least welcome back missingno 80. go ahead and slide wait just a minute that's not how you do that at all and there he goes into the void ah fifth time this game huh bud it's not how you play how many times we gotta say it that's not how you play what is what is this phone background images auto tagged as cats two are my dog and i have no idea what the third one is [Laughter] [Music] dude has no actual neck he's all face right landed at the airport nice computer had an error not as nice you might want to send that right to a mic row soft and see what he can do let's see oh is that that um what do i recognize that it's one of those really crappy like wave based defense mobile games but everything went wrong on it and everything went wrong on this my man's got some jagged edges do i need a jacket tonight successfully turned off recommendation notifications it's not what i wanted google it's not what i wanted at all damn my membership is valid until monday january 1st the year zero one i must be the luckiest guy in the world votes are in the top 100 greatest anime of all time number one suspen it's my it's not a real it's not my favorite anime at all that's not that's not a fun anime to watch ah yes the apple ipad mini 3 and i get an extra an extra ipad with it they're awfully sharp though i don't know why sonic the hedgehog enjoy a little adventure with that dot dot dot but what does sonic have to say he says boobs i like him i like this guy like his mojo alright africa's lyrics love is like a bomb but that's not africa that's not the lyrics i already know why would you lie to me like this my own house and home aim at the text bro oh oh no jeez leaps mad leaps mad leaps man type i agree if you accept these terms i agree no did you gotta type it in all caps my man's crack the mate why that is gnarly what is going on with your camera homeboy bixby what is a samsung your samsung camera's wildin bro change that to 145. did you mean 1 45 am or 1 45 pm pm did you mean at 1 45 am or 1 45 pm pm did you meet at 1 45 a.m or 1 45 pm 1 45 p.m did you meet at 1 45 a.m or 1 45 p.m getting on my last nerf google the first time the mkv artifacts were so bad that even other characters in the show noticed [Laughter] dude it's a monkey ah that's that's the exact player model that i wanted that many monkeys gives them that oliver tree fade amazing you found some rare pokem by the way i'm the two-headed research man i i forget his name but i know he's like a he's a field pokemon scientist that's all i remember he discovered what is it bolton or meltan whatever his name is love me some pokemon i think it's a meltan i think i think that's the name yeah it's meltan with all these discoveries his brain was so big and he divided into two people i don't even know what to say there that's just gnarly i want to know what happened more than anything else computer whiz kids please fill me under what may have happened here it's minus zero that's where we're going that's your floor okay bud your floor is minus zero all right what do we got in the printer here let's see here for our ink we got you know pretty decent on all of them i'd say magenta we have plenty of in fact it's going off the screen my number your number is zero and t exclamation point three and m whatever that number is or syllable i don't know nine rh and then another one of them you understand you understand that okay okay oh yes panic at the disco's vice and virtues i love that album cover i oh that's silly that's not silly your computer is speaking in hands oh yo that kid is get him out of there you get him out of there right now you stop a-posing and get that cat out of there so help me god okay mateo you're logging in love it love it oh wait a minute i mean honestly if that's how i revealed my desktop that'd be kind of cool i'm not gonna lie to you man's place team fortress 2 he's got some class we got some companion cube action going on is that what we're gonna see here yeah we got a companion cube drop it there nice uh wait wait what hold on stop stop you gotta make it quick you gotta dash buddy why is it bouncing what's going on that is so weird pokemon go okay have fun scan your items a sixteen dollar thing of uh polo i'm guessing a shirt or some sort of satin cover no is that what a home depot looks like a home depot yeah pay now well what's the total for tax fifteen hundred dollars what do you mean i'm not ready to pay oh it shows it right there you got a doorknob i'm an idiot your transaction has been rejected due to the following reason all right that's it go home oh see you got the special receipt you turn that into satan and gives you one free room in hell stay on route 17. 6.3 miles to a um what are you merging left there i'm going off the map buddy you're going off the grid where we're going you don't need roads congratulations your zerocoins richer ain't that the truth steam is required to play the game but i haven't i have it right there who upset that billboard why are the billboards getting sad man feel better guy you're fulfilling the purposes it's okay no internet that's fine that's fine why is your monitor why like why is the display so far back my guy i don't like that one bit wait is he actually connected to internet i'm not sure what's going on here oh it's the thing it's the thing it's just he's scoring so many points i mean honestly just keep it just keep it like that bro until you get to 10 000 points then i'd stop it you already beat your highest score by thousands so i mean you're set you're set my guy i love behind all the saxophones send with slam [Laughter] dude how does this ha okay more than anything else i'm just intrigued in how this happens more than anything else in the world all right turn it all the way down uh i don't understand what's the oh hey you just wait one second let's see we got a little chicken buy our favorite video 2018428 underscore zero nine two seven zero zero dot mp4 that little chicken there he's my buddy he's my friend my dude's got two tabs of ms paint open and steam let's see phone only 952 megabytes free but storage 1001 bro you got no bytes free of over negative what 203 million five hundred and thirteen thousand seven hundred ninety eight dot dot dot bytes you should be ashamed of yourself what are you saving bud and that brings us to the end of our slash software gordon if you liked the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from mk and as always i'll be seeing you [Applause] [Music]

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Length: 60min 12sec (3612 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 21 2021