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girls new and improved 100 all-natural extra moisturizing with aloe vitamin e and coconut oil exactly what my hair needs boys for men [Music] sick how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to take another look at r slash memes why i don't know i just like memes so how about we get in there huh jake do we have any more dop teds in the cabinet what's adopted you you're adopted very funny dad i'm not your dad dead body reported not every child will become a lawyer or a doctor teach your kids that it's okay to work with your hands and do cool stuff i don't agree yes shut up dad americans the election here it comes with your current account balance which apple product can you buy apple juice reality is often disappointing the apple when you bite into it the apple when you leave it out for two seconds holy crap this feels rather advanced to me whose brain works this way man the avatar when he dies oh no anyway me mom mom now what i forgot my bag at home mom the barber who said oh crap me don't worry about it you look fine darling you guys always act like you're better than me what the hell are they oh oh okay this one's pretty advanced of course i say it's advanced when i really mean to say i'm just stupid dead body discovered in cemetery everyone no way dude no way there was a dead body in a cemetery man japanese master butt model mary's esports gamer she met at an arcade don't do that don't give me hope is master butt like a rank you can get in modeling cause i didn't know they had stuff like that linus's cable management my cable management yeah well yours is definitely more useful may not look as cool but you can sleep in it me in the last 10 minutes of math exam i'm doing 1 000 calculations per second and they're all wrong the third person cameraman the player just make sure you don't accidentally kill akiru they literally banned camo pants from my school because people kept making invisible jokes and one teacher had a mental breakdown and decided to quit because of them students where are your legs dude kid with camo pants teacher trying to teach isaac newton sitting under a tree the apple i'm about to start this whole man's career oh my life is so void schrodinger puts a cat in a box the cat oh no anyway oh no cartoon network in the 90s cartoon network in the early 2000s cartoon network now this hurts cause it's so true when you don't understand a meme it's time to check the comments i'm gonna be honest with you that's me on all of them crayola's new markers designed to be impossible to connect end to end to prevent kids from making lightsabers in class satan the guy who designed these who in the world thought that was a good idea whoever came up with that i hope you get hit by a truck and survive anime characters when they get punched in the stomach oh god was that my liver when you help out your crush and she smiles and says thank you the best thing that can happen to a potato me nervously clicking my pen during a test the one guy in class who knows morse code trying to understand why i want to invade cuba you don't need to understand something like that all you need to do is know that he's planning it the cities in the background are approximately 16 miles apart where's the curve please explain this with the circumference of 24 901 miles you're looking at a curvature from around 0.2 degrees or little more than 10 feet at 16 miles away may i say that curvature is still significantly higher than your iq that's a lot of damage that is true that is a lot of damage however flat earthers are too easy google sends gifts to a baby in indonesia whose name is google sleep well cyber truck nice try ejaculation is murder teenage boys i am the god of death a couple kids just dug this deep hole at the beach and it just keeps attracting a ton of other boys is this the whole yes we're an easily entertained species and girls don't tell me for a second you wouldn't join in on that action what did we learn please do not the cat what the hell did you try to do to your cat and don't tell me for a second you simply tried to pet it five-year-old me telling my dog that if he speaks to me i'll keep the secret my dog they're never gonna fall for that we've been trying that for decades man roses are red violets are the best programmer has made 1993's doom playable on a pregnancy test why though humans in bedroom start having sex the spider in the corner of the room nice now eat him yes please eat me watching star wars hits blunt if there's no gravity in space why do the ships fall downward when they're destroyed i don't hate humanity i just preferred the dinosaurs well i just want to say that i'm a huge fan you trying to tell me satan was a dinosaur kid fan bases of mature franchises fan bases of things meant for kids yeah tell me about it i used to be a part of one i'll let you guess which the rest of the world meters or kilometers america football fields what football fields no no no no we're all about that washing machine measurement man she's french apparently oh well that's kind of interesting to know oh no oh no coming together anyways me playing an fps i got four guys on me i'm coming i'm coming i'm screwed i'm actually screwed bro i killed him eat my ass my brother behind the door who was gonna ask me for homework help he's learning something about you huh in a parallel universe microsoft gates xp ah from bill windows [Laughter] well i'm one in a million so there's 7 000 other [ __ ] just like you you're always such a dick just lose my number for me would you well i don't physically have it want me to delete it will that suffice yes tight done freaking a-hole who's this us that girl oh that guy after all these years finally i have them all whoa wait hold on a second what the hell is google eject for gordon ramsay around children gordon ramsay around adults well the adult should know better her jokes are so recycled greta would be proud that's a lot of damage yeah and all from a guy named dick bick although i don't think reddit can complain about recycled jokes you know what i mean tick-tock band for harvesting data google yahoo bing etc i'm not going to sit here and try to explain the difference because there is none how many times can you subtract 10 from 100 10 times 10 once the next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90. you're hired do you have any history of mental illness in your family my son spends money on a game that he says is free oh i'm so sorry how's that going me wants to get the new rtx 3080 my 20 power supply kaboom yes rico kaboom you might deserve that explosion if you think a 20 power supply is gonna cut it for the 3000 series suicide doesn't take the pain away it passes it to someone else what if you killed the other person and then killed yourself the other person yeah that's right zack i'm taking you with me i already got damien on the list you're next and then i'm after that manga anime netflix adaptation this might be the one netflix adaptation that turns out to be better than the others me mary you will will you marry me nah nah man you gotta ask it like yoda or this relationship ain't gonna work out what people think mars transportation will be like what it'll actually be like i swear to god if we bring traffic problems from earth to other planets over the next several thousand years while we spread out amongst the solar system i'm gonna be pissed i'm gonna be sitting in hell furious that you all didn't fix that problem oh what you thought i was going to heaven nah dawg we all going to hell except for you sarah you're doing great when your local mcdonald's says see you tomorrow instead of goodbye i swear to god that happened to me at taco bell at one point in time it made me realize that oh they actually like me so i kept going back look it was nice having friends for once civil war soldier my leg feels sore the medic he had a chainsaw wait just a minute for real though it was already scary enough having to have something amputated back in the 1800s can you imagine if he pulled out a chainsaw from the year 2019 about three years ago a stock photo of me shot by anne went viral as a meme on facebook since then my images appeared on t-shirts mugs towels you name it helen and alexa conspired to buy me this t-shirt for my birthday guess i'm a meme now yeah i was pretty pissed when they stopped making memes about me so i used five percent of my power to ensure that 2020 was the biggest crap show possible indian man claiming he works for microsoft do you trust me my grandma with every cell of my body the milkman told me he screwed every woman in our road except one i bet it's that ugly jessica from house 14. are you at least getting free milk if you're sleeping with the milkman you know what don't answer that i know exactly what y'all are gonna say bonus describe a process that could be used to create a simple door uh what teacher child i don't like that image for the child i i don't like it at all when you go to type lmao and forget the a lim teacher okay class today we're going to learn about greek mythology the kid who read all the percy jackson books the kid who played every god of war game ah they're both right shut up a biotech startup has managed to 3d print fake rhino horns that carry the same genetic fingerprint as the actual horn the company plans to flood the chinese rhino horn market at 1 8 of the price of the original undercutting the price finally some good freaking news now can we do something similar but with shark fins please i'm really tired of all this disgusting animal abuse that's really taking place night shift workers on vacation be like now that's just me on vacation oklahoma goodlahoma badlahoma oklahoma oklahoma i hate you how the olympics were supposed to be how it actually turned out man biohazard really came to life this year huh dad i'm not sleepy yet will you tell me a bedtime paradox steve elgin the next quote is a lie christian falcon oh look it's christian falcon the previous quote is telling the truth steve elgin oh i think i need a minute no one old people looking at phones yeah they've just got old eyeballs got em a break what's the best part of living in switzerland i don't know me neither but the frog is a big fashion remember when we were talking about recycled jokes earlier just because you tell it in a different format doesn't mean you made it up and made it better japanese man develops bird poop sticker to combat bicycle theft problem the bicycle thief who read the article jokes on you i know that it's over romeo i have the high ground you underestimate my power how companies think we view prices what do you mean that's how companies think we view them that's literally how our psychology works and we've been falling for it for a very long time so don't think you woke and above that reddit was launched in 2005. people in 2004 happy and living life redditers complaining about reddit like screw you and i'll see you tomorrow when you post your meme to two different subreddits repost oh when you're poor but have rich friends how expensive you think netflix freaking is dude also don't dog on yourself crt monitors and tvs are still fantastic ray age 26 sorry ladies i'm on the right my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined what part of your morning routine takes the longest finding the will to live mine isn't finding the will to live it's trying to shake off the sleepies if christians read the bible to get closer to god what do atheists read to further intensify their non-belief the same actually now now he's gotta find moana placing a seashell instead of some stone and the chief monument the next village chief who has to deal with this stone trying to balance on the seashell what is this supposed to cover clearly those distracting shoulders that schools are against if schools are going to continue to be this strict on dress code why don't they all adopt a uniform policy just go all the way or shut the [ __ ] up shrek people born between 1995 and 2005 we built this statue to immortalize our great leader what you do during small talk nod and smile plot your escape me brings bread in the park as a snack that one duck is for me no no it's not a proper diet for you it doesn't matter how old you are buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised nine-year-old was given a hundred dollars damn right it should nobody in their right mind truly enjoys driving for 20 hours straight so you are so so right i'm gonna buy 500 bags of doritos okay shut the hell up listen here jesus i will not tolerate you saying the words that consist of the letters s-h-u-t and u-p being set on this server so take your own advice and close thine mouth in the name of the christian minecraft server owner okay i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm dad i'm four parallel universes ahead of you youtuber this video was sponsored by me skips 10 seconds ahead a stamp that makes perfectly drawn benzene rings chemistry students there are no words on god's green earth that can describe how spectacularly erect i am me stands up really fast my entire body huh you might want to get that looked at yes at the mechanic the opposite of microsoft office is macro hard on fire dude stop shut up when the stranger you've played with for hours has to leave when you meet him the next day when you overhear a group of strangers getting something wrong about a topic you like and know a lot about don't say anything don't say a word man attempts to rob bank by holding himself hostage until swat team to back down otherwise he'll kill himself your tactics confuse and frighten me sir giant tarantulas sometimes keep tiny frogs as pets they keep the frogs safe from potential predators while the frog eats tiny insects that could harm the tarantula's eggs perhaps i treated you too harshly imagine a john wick remake but where someone kills the frog and the spider goes for revenge no one my politics teacher some americans worry vaccines will have microchips to track them their phones now your teacher has a point why are you not at church who is this god why are you texting in church pay attention well well well how the turntables loading screen tips be like ah yes how very helpful thank you ikea employee me crapping in the toilet display i think a few of you might have bigger problems marijuana is safer than mcdonald's enjoy them both you little [ __ ] don't mind if i do a man in florida woke up with a headache only to discover his wife had shot him while he slept he survived his wife the next morning that's how you know you go into prison forever [ __ ] mk fan art i think what do you mean you think anything counts as fan art and i personally love this one so anymore you have make sure to shoot it our way and on that incredibly lovely note we've come to the end of another video always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this video 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Length: 16min 49sec (1009 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 29 2020