r/Blursedimages | you cannot cry over this spilled milk.

figure 32-10 a patient with a superficial burn surrounding normal skin that had been protected from the sun by skin paint who's that pokemon it's pikachu no i'm just kidding i know it's clefairy how's it going ladies and gents welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to be taking a look at our slash blurst images because why not we've done it a few times before so let's see what the tally is on blessed versus cursed yet again oh yeah that sums up this entire year pretty well doesn't it fires pandemic your cat's freaking out for some reason what happened to the teletubbies how did they evolve into this little monstrosity where are their heads oh holy crap how do you turn tortoises into something so absolutely terrifying good god imagine the flapping sound of those wings the omniblade or you could not get one of these i guarantee it costs like 20 times more than just a regular machete or hatchet 20 times more expensive and you're also 20 times more likely to hurt yourself with it do not use blade to open oh i get it you're using the movie blades out of a god okay blitman the hero we all truly deserve in these trying times oh boy holy crap how on the dang that guy's got a serious swing oh my god what there's absolutely no way i want proof that this is a real family photo and not just a bunch of actors and a conspiracy i need proof damn it ah oh oh no no come on a refried bean burrito dude oh jesus canned stuff always makes me uncomfortable even if it's a soup and it makes sense i genuinely don't know what to say about this i really hope nobody stabs you in the back repeatedly my friend okay i'll be honest with you i really want this hat send me a link to this hat please it's like you guys are my own personal shoppers i got goth crocs gibby shower curtains and now dad cap dad caps what a beautiful oh never mind yeah yeah never mind all right graphics card power supply where'd you get that graphics card though they've all been disappearing rather quick don't tell me that you snagged a 30-90 for this bad boy oh that's all i can say oh whoa dude calm down okay okay i get it it wasn't that good of an idea jesus sit your five dollar ass down before i make change you little freak okay little skull charcoals just in time for the holidays am i right folks absolutely perfect it really gets you into the spirit you mean to tell me if i use hot water to wash my hands i will escape the matrix what happens if i use both to make it warm i uh uh i get it but i don't care ah look how perfect that worked god dang it freaking bears man always making jokes oh no muriel god when are we gonna get a reboot of courage like a good reboot you know what i mean say what you will about crocs but i have heard nothing but good stories about them being incredibly comfortable and actually letting your feet breathe so if this poor bastard has to sit there for 12 hours during this festival may as well do it in comfort right why this woman wearing a chihuahua on her blouse you know what i'm not here to ask questions i'm just here to get outraged oh god i really admire people that know how to make these innocent little pictures super psychotic it's a skill a skill that i do not have did someone scare the chicken while it was laying this one i think we can all tell that a little bit of clenching went into this one well he looks a little better like this i'm just kidding it's a little freaky i don't like it at all can we see the reverse though can we see keanu's face on elon's head and i'm talking pre-billionaire head you know when he was balding before he was able to pay to get his hair back i want to see keanu's face on that head the real one no wonder he turned out to be such a duck in star wars look at the life this guy's led ah the face of pure agony i can't believe i have to deal with these humans this is me you're probably wondering how i got into this situation well i like food and the human gives it to me so i have to put up with unwanted affection all day long fake taxi well excuse me but that is not a black london cab so get out of here with that fake fake taxi alright dancing on the ashes of the fallen ashes now those guys are still alive they're just being slowly cooked to death this is fine i'm glad you agree little guy it's all okay we're all just gonna head to the winchester have a pint and wait for this all to blow over oh how cute it's a lucky human's foot doesn't really bring any luck though this brings athlete's foot and fungus you know exactly what i'm gonna say can we get a spy check yeah pyro just go nuts you know normally i would say i admired the dedication that it most likely took to make a handheld gaming device out of a melon but in this particular case the only thing that comes to mind is why dude why are the ergonomics of a melon really better than any handheld console on the market because i don't think so no no no you stupid idiot leave the donuts on the ground i mean why would he be reaching for him anyway it's bear donuts on bear asphalt you'd have to be a [ __ ] all right fine i would eat them too boy okay okay girl [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] i like this let's see who survives yes as you can see here i am a cat oh no are you having trouble staying balanced here you go bud all right you can swim now okay no no i'm sorry no i don't do this quit doing this to me ho ho ho oh i understand i bet they feel great when they come home for the holidays mom oh tough break man you were wearing a cup though right good luck my guy our greenhouse emissions are so high that you're screwed can't sink any ships with icebergs if we've gotten rid of all the icebergs right well uh it's one way to completely ruin one of my favorite movies wow literally speak of the devil we have a 12 year old with more really nasty crap this is for sale yeah good luck with that one friend oh god oh god no here he comes just imagine for a moment you're storming the hills you're going right for the enemy encampment and all the enemies are cute little kitties and they're gonna freaking murder you because if there's one animal on planet earth that genuinely hates us enough to murder us no matter what it's cats and they'll do it without mercy they'll sleep like a baby oh no oh boss come on wrong ip damn it i will never get tired of this comparison it's too true i love it people have uh people have been checking in on markiplier since oona's honest ended right like he didn't just disappear or anything did he nah it's not like this anymore now they've over produced masks so there's literally no chance we'll run out keep up yes oh yeah it was carrying a lot of tension there yeah yeah the entire lower half of my body is gone now so stress-free thank you so much feel like a steamroller would be a fantastic chiropractor okay let's move on now what's going on here just keep going keep going act like you belong and they won't say a word one of these things is definitely like the other i knew milk was fake god can't believe people actually believe milk is real after all this time the evidence is right in front of you please no please no you didn't you didn't nice plenty of attitude not a lot of safety although let's be honest that car that it's modeled after right there probably isn't much safer all right now dump it in carefully oh no wait a minute ah crap i forgot about the paint bucket god the paint bucket's got to be an scp of some sort right it's nerf or nothing baby and you chose nothing it looks like he-man didn't quite think through just what it would be like owning a giant jungle cat with armor also how the hell did he get his arm underneath the door now what's his name i bet he was everybody's best friend right right youtube just gave me a strike portal gun test fire it doesn't line up perfectly but i'll give you this one oh god dang it we've been over this you're not supposed to piss arthur off you thought shaggy was bad dude you ain't seen nothing till you've seen arthur use one percent power man elmo no oh yes my favorite sushi i don't know why i went with the shitty french accent i'm moving on god dang it oh well there you go all right uh wait just a minute i don't want to screw the sandwich i don't heavy might but i don't stupid sexy food i really hope he's just yawning and not powering up because i can't deal with homeowners insurance again seesaw nope i'm good thanks anyway though now wait just a minute how in the world did you find a pay phone in this day and age oh oh i see gotta keep your eye on the prize and your peripheral on her so people have finally started to figure out why these are put in little floaty trays they're perfect for bath time day 43 they have no idea that i'm not really one of them also i spent way too many bells on cosmetic surgery for this joke and i can't back out now so i'm a little scared holy crap that sure is a lot of snow as someone who hates snow mel gibson jason momoa and their son oh how sweet what a great happy family at least in this one only one dad is racist one you're iron man but your son is a fan of spider-man i've got a sneaky suspicion that he doesn't care holy crap now he's thinking with portals what are you doing step cow oh no oh no well that's one hell of a way to go at least you'll live on for a couple of minutes with kirby say uh what are you doing down there man you might want to take about 46 showers when you get home or to the cell or wherever you're going really all right we're out here taking symbiosis to an entirely new level isn't this how the basketball smurfs and avatar had sex oh oh my i'm a little flustered i didn't mean to catch you at such an awkward time mrs tank i do adore that tattoo but that dog creeps me the [ __ ] out oh thanks for reminding me i do need that every now and then oh come on you don't need to take his temperature look at him he's too cute for that how in the world god dang it the toblerone train isn't real it can't hurt you i promise you everyone it's not real whoa whoa what are you looking at there oh i see the venom sequel is looking pretty good glad they're chugging right along with it we've all tried we've all been there okay we've all been there man yo bama presidential edition he really does not look the same in the photo as he does on the actual model i want one either way ah yes no you know i'm glad i'm not the only one that saw this kind of wigs me out a little bit just some quick mk fan art it may be quick but it still looks fantastic and just like that ladies and gentlemen we have come to the end of another video i know it saddens me too always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this video consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed it well then make sure to get subscribed and click that bell icon and until next time we'll catch you later

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Id: 74DMMd2Yj2w

Length: 11min 52sec (712 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 28 2020