r/Facepalm | ironic

i accidentally hit the language button on my remote last night and watched family guy in spanish for 10 minutes thinking it was a weird joke that wasn't an accident buddy it was duolingo it's evolving hey there guys welcome back to mk you know what you're here for it's face palm time which let's be honest at this point is pretty much just nothing but trump and uh people not wearing masks love you 20 20. alabama students attend covert 19 parties gamble on who gets sick first ladies and gentlemen your daily reminder that stupid isn't just in the older people who refuse to wear masks also why is this guy's mask black red and black it looks like he has big puffy lips mmm smooches 14 inches the biggest fish i've ever caught in a lake booty shorts are for girls jesse last time i checked natalie isn't a guy's name password change sign up sheet if you'd like to change your password please fill out the form below and we will change your password on the system you indicate oh no and people actually did this someone password to password 2. there's always one oh and they're named jack well someone's just lost their jack club privileges come see me sean okay because the guy got caught a rapper cardi b considers running for congress i dead ass has so much ideas i think i want to be a politician okay we need to ban celebrities from being politicians at least these ones then like everyone has ideas as to how to run a country that doesn't mean your idea is going to be the most applicable or actually doable let alone smart can can there be some sort of hazing process for being a politician welcome back students we are glad you are here we've had no one to teach and so we've become dumb ourselves friend how high does your wife get me refers to literally what you've just said along with image for accurate reference r slash things provaxes say the holocaust is a conspiracy theory oh gee wait what that's what they say oh wow you're a literal stereotype but much stupider you didn't know the holocaust was just another baseless conspiracy theory you aren't stupid enough to believe the nazis killed exactly 6 million jews are you no not exactly it's a rough estimate yep that's exactly how they did it five million nine hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine just one more and we can end the whole regime those who actually speak german i apologize for that accent completely agree where was homosexuality two decades back nowhere to be seen now all of a sudden the outcry for sexual freedom also it's interesting that everyone wants to support homosexuality but no one wants to be one plain hypocrisy wow that is a fascinating perspective i'm i'm impressed that someone can think that far outside of the box oh god what's our society coming to my grandma knitted these handle huggers and wants me to help sell them on the internet oh bless your grandma she seems like a very creative and possibly sexually frustrated lady regardless do it it's like the best kind of bonding thing you can do with your grandparents and you know just own that phallicness with an iron grip we saw this mascot while hiking at kelso yesterday does anyone know who he represents my daughter was enamored and followed him for two kilometers so i'm pretty sure that's a furry not a mascot google it i'm just imagining like what's going on in that furry person's head oh kid your world is going to change when you come around this corner and realize there's a year 4g going on what's idec mean i don't even know then why you commented you know it's nice to see these more classical kind of face palms and not just constant donald trump oh look we're back again coronavirus deaths are way down mortality rate is one of the lowest in the world our economy is roaring back and will not be shut down embers or flare-ups will be put out as necessary okay but here's the data and that's the complete opposite of what you're saying right now as always like if you were a roller coaster i wouldn't even determine you safe to ride on life imitating art beautiful hi is it still available hello yes it's available i'm not interested why did you send a message it's chips literally america invented english and you brits use it wrong oh clearly someone hasn't seen the overplayed broadway musical hit this just proves it caroma virus coville19 is wow wow i can't even like oh wow hi everybody sorry i had to delete my other tweet my boss got angry but i lost my job and can't pay for my car and large bills now so if you could spare a little bit of money i will be so happy bless you this is totally uncalled for i would expect nothing less than someone who represents my company to be a racist conspiracy theorist no it's meant to be that you just press x when you get to it so you do the time cutscene right some girl posted this on facebook saying that this is disgusting and she's never talking to him again who wants to tell her i'm a little bit in diet and i'm trying to eat natural stuff wait you kill and eat a chicken well was part of a gift from my brother i kill it i'm the one who kills stuff in my family why the frick would you kill a chicken to eat it just buy it at the store it's more humane oh sick you know i'm actually glad there are people out there like this in the dating world who allow you to dodge a bullet without actually having to confront them about it happy labor day be thankful for all the mothers who went into labor for their kids that's what this holiday is all about this guy used a lifeline for this equal to roughly 746 watts what animal based unit is used to measure the rate at which work is done a horsepower b donkey strength c llama thrust or d zebra force this baby has the thrust of 340 llamas under the roof y'all didn't listen to this man but now the whole world is listening believe in something even if it means sacrificing everything thanks braun i'm pretty sure that's little dicky but i hear you bro oh buddy he thought it was jesus that's a whoopsie atlantic gay club shuts down after patrons test positive for covert 19. wow i'm telling y'all all this virus stuff is planned how is it that possible now the liquor has covered patron a customer especially a regular one of a store restaurant or theater not patron the alcohol you idiot after this let made in china be a badge of shame hashtag coronavirus oh oh what did you tweet that from allison can i just i'm just curious what what did you tweet that from and uh where was that made exactly this is a mask this is a chin guard nobody told you to wear a chin guard wear a mask but my freedoms i put on a mask and literally within seconds i am struggling to breathe the surgeon who wore a mask for six hours to reconstruct my knee thinks maybe you're lying and also a drama queen it's like people forget that doctors and surgeons have been wearing masks as part of their workplace requirements for so long like oh the ignorance and just plain arrogance is astounding two thousand miles isn't that much honestly i could drive that much in a day if you drove a steady 75 miles per hour without ever slowing down or stopping it would take you over 26 hours to drive 2000 miles more than a day well assuming you're correct then let's suppose that i didn't sleep to have more time in a day then i could probably make it and what are your sources for your data source 2 000 divided by 75 equals 26.66667 it's called math you should try it sometime well i'm not sure if i agree but okay and yes i am single now were you seriously crying over your boyfriend liking another girl's memes what it wasn't just one meme it was multiple cow's milk has long been a symbol used by white supremacists one more reason to ditch dairy god wasn't it also a month ago they were referring to it as being sexist as well like they're really just trying at everything aren't they don't worry peter they'll take you seriously one day when you disband and no longer exist i mean let's be honest no one actually really respects peter meanwhile some guy out there named peter's watching this like oh man leave me alone guys this is the mask needed to prevent virus inhalation and absorption through the eyes this is a mind control device don't listen to the government and do what they say you should do what i say instead and do what i am suggesting and telling you to do in 2012 a woman took part in the search for a missing tourist in iceland only to realize hours later that she was the missing person ah i wonder who that's for how do you end up in that circumstance did she like forget who she was like i'm surely they would have described who the person was and what they looked like what they were wearing all that kind of stuff oh that is that is just weird it is a weird scenario wow okay that would be a spectacle to experience i mean kind of violent and like bloody and gory but still kind of like a circle of life i don't like seeing stuff like this these animals were taught how to hunt for meat there's enough resources for everyone to eat like vegans just like humans if we teach them to practice eating from the earth then they wouldn't have any taste for meat you are the reason people don't respect vegans seriously though if you're a vegan you are doing a good thing and i respect that but if you're someone who thinks like this as well no it cancels each other out you lose my respect margot robbie to star in female lead pirates of the caribbean movie no god okay no actually i'd be curious to see this i'll be willing to check it out i feel it's fair to say that the pirates of the caribbean series itself like with jack sparrow and stuff it's kind of done now it's dead it's done its moments but to have like a sort of expanded universe in a way you know i'd be up for that as long as they don't do what charlie's angels did i think it'll turn out pretty fine don't expect it to be the original pirates but still fun i quit amazon frick that driving stuff i left the van on 12 mile in southfield y'all can have that butt and it's full of gas with the keys in the ignition bro my package is on that truck i love that this guy happened to find the exact guy who was driving himself packaged to his house well you better hurry up and get there buddy to get your baggage people have read it what you hate doing the most but you have to correcting people's grammar peoples is that right oh oh god it just gets worse just saw a petition to stop the war in yemen the world's problems change.org petitions yeah there are some things petitions can work for i i can agree to that but not everything is going to be solved with a petition please wear a mask covert is spreading quickly again and masks help keep people healthy and keep the country open please stop spreading propaganda and we wonder why rich people don't bother donating or putting in efforts to help with the poor people out there ah they're doing it to try and control us you see past generations stormed beaches fought for civil rights and gave their all to better this country so this generation can cry about statues and be triggered by syrup what a joke yeah all these conservatives crying about these statues of racists that are being pulled down are real booty holes god the hypocrisy never ends that sounds so sensitive about such silly things i'm upset about this thing just copped this yeah 25 dollars why was it redeemed already oh don't worry i can fix it for you from here uh just show me a photo of your credit card on both sides and i'll type in those details and i'll get it returned it into your account it's all good i've been informed by several angry twitter people that if i support folks tearing down statues of christopher columbus i should also support the tear down of statues of the muslim prophet muhammad as a muslim i say go right ahead and tear down every single statue of muhammad this is actually really well done for those who aren't aware with muslim religion um having photos and imagery of muhammad is actually kind of an insult in a way so it makes total sense that if they saw statues of muhammad they'd want them teared down there's obviously a more in-depth meaning behind it all and stuff i'm just a totally white guy explaining it for you but that's pretty much the premise of it yeah it's sale yardsart yeah sale big yale sale i did cpr and a crash victim until paramedics arrived they said i saved her life i am now being sued by her for breaking a rib what do i do oh well as someone who's done cpr training this is actually an interesting thing you can't be sued if you were trying to save their life at least in regards to breaking a rib as a result of all your compressions and stuff of course that's under my knowledge of australian law i don't know how it goes down in america and let's be honest if it's got to do with suing someone for something unnecessary it's likely america just went to the grocery store down here and this guy wouldn't come down the aisle near us saying i'm not going near them because they don't have on masks i told him your life must really suck being a pussycat wow you're a badass should probably stop wearing your seatbelt too with that kind of logic please don't wear your seatbelt anymore if this picture doesn't sum up our freaking country right now would you like a bag sir i can't hear hang on let me just get under here so i can hear you a bit better the only way to beat coronavirus is by beating it at its own game can't unlive me if i unlive myself i can make something or you can get food where you at sam's take a photo what's sam smoking uh capri sun pure guaranteed sugar it's it's sugar-free man sentenced to death after failed suicide attempts well i guess that's a win-win i mean surely it's probably more so due to other charges and things he's done but yeah the great headline atlanta police attempted to disperse protesters backfires as wind blows tear gas back into their faces i love playing gods this is so much fun texas now has more daily coronavirus cases than italy when it was a global epicenter of the pandemic and i think what's extra horrifying is how we've just normalized it at this point it's becoming a meme now with how terrible america is handling the virus as a straight male how would you feel about your children having a homosexual school teacher who they're around for eight hours of the day if a gay teacher teaches my child the difference between there there and there i'm good little by little you are taught to obey just wear the mask time passes just let the government track your location time passes just let them inject you time passes just give them your guns time passes just get in the boxcar wait where'd the boxcar come from target has a triad on mirror so you can see how you look in different coloured masters before you buy do not try it on i'm assuming target is just being hopeful that people have the knowledge to you know put it up in front of their faces without spreading or breathing onto it but let's be honest that people aren't gonna do that all lives matter especially the unborn children does that include immigrant children no those are illegal children their parents should know better oh look your argument fell the black plague disappeared without a vaccine just saying that's like saying we don't need fire extinguishers because if you latch yourself on fire the flames will eventually go out on their own exactly i'm glad i finally found someone who will back me up yeah forget facing criticism and acknowledging it to reflect on your own opinion on something just find people who support what you say vacuum for life ice cold vanilla ice will perform for thousands in texas where coronavirus cases are surging we didn't have coronavirus in the 1990s the rapper said how how does that argument work what what is his point that hasn't justified anything in what you're doing saudi arabia ranked arab world best country for women in 2020 really that is yep okay okay these face masks were supposed to say nyc strong in yiddish but the etsy designer didn't realize that yiddish is spelled from right to left so if they accidentally wrote nyc crotch and it's amazing well done you've made it through another face palming hope you didn't punch too many walls in the hole next to you too many holes in the wall next to you god damn it if you hated everyone's stupidity in today's video please give it a thumbs up because it's the least you can do you're selfish brat and if you're new to the channel subscribe as well hit that notification bell so you see all the newest content and check out some other videos on mk you can say hi to robin or lexi as well they have some lovely content to share with you all but with all that said and done of course my name has been jack i say farewell to thee and i'll see you next time

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Length: 16min 20sec (980 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 03 2020