r/Niceguys | I am genuinely obsessed with you.

i love you bruh can you cut that out why i've got a lot of love to give because it's overstepping my boundaries i don't know you there's literally no way you can love me if i offend your boundaries then don't add me lady other people don't get offended they know it's a joke but it isn't is it goff you're just offended from being rejected [Music] hey yo everybody welcome back to mk it's me jack how was school today was it good more importantly how are you shh don't answer i already know your crush rejected you today did they now did you remember to hurl unnecessary insults at them for rejecting you good oh you make me so proud time for some nice guys here we go reply to blue well you're clearly not the nice guy so what are you so upset about reply to pink oh no i am a nice guy i'm just pointing out the obvious because people like you don't realize what is a nice girl and a street girl street girl so what if she is it's her body still not understanding why you're oppressed she's allowed to be fluid in her sexuality making no sense again the only thing i want is for the boys to not fall for some cheap trick not like you that just accept it what are you not understanding i'm not a boy i'm a straight female cheap trick i feel sorry for the girls who fall for you who is a nice guy not i don't even know what they're rambling about but just by the way this guy's talking i can tell it's petty i just came out to my dad and he said thank god men suck okay that's honestly gonna be the sweetest like coming out acceptance the father could say i think we can mutually understand that there is a bit of an issue with men in the world when we all would sigh in relief to know that our daughter was actually a lesbian that's not true i'm a bona fide man and treat every female with utmost dignity and respect at all times you can't enjoy a good life if you believe men are bad sooner or later you'd encounter a man you'd have to deal with good luck to you for accepting who you are great day oh that's not too pathetic of a nice guy comment probably just follows too many people who constantly say men suck on their feed and i get it it can sort of make you feel alienated from online stuff just don't make a paragraph about how good men actually are no one actually literally thinks that all men suck this tweet wasn't even some political movement speech it was just heard referring to what her dad said like come on pick and choose your battles even though this isn't really something worth battling for women be like i know my worth they get played by dudes that look like this i mean i kind of love the i love the caricatures i'll be honest i like how this is some argument that women suck at choosing nice guys yet unknowingly they've just admitted that their looks don't play a major account into whether or not they can get a girlfriend like damn i would not at all be into mike wazowski there but if he played his car to ride well oh i might just take that little scrumptious guy home this guy's girlfriend is struggling with hair loss from alopecia this is how he shows his support for her yay supportive partners with nice biceps nice work mate and then she cheats on him the end oh look you've hijacked a heartwarming post with your own negative thoughts you must be so smart and insightful i'd love to know your opinion on relationships you're really cute oh thank you that's very nice of you so what are you doing right now just chilling basically how about you i'm just watching some netflix looking for someone to chill if you know what i mean ah yeah good luck then dude do you have like another picture of you you are damn cute i have like three on my account and thanks i guess but i kind of don't want to send you another picture of me sorry you're kind of weirding me out that's fine sorry if i made you uncomfortable i understand not everyone's totally up for things like that is definitely what he said next no questions about it yup yup [ __ ] b i was just trying to be nice but i guess that's not what bees like you want i could have everyone don't feel special okay cool thanks yeah you kind of gave away the creepy intentions literally from you saying so what are you doing right now like that is far too many o's to be an innocent question i want to be friends for real now i want you to be my baby you got me catching feelings for you well don't forget i'm taken already i hope one day someone hurts you the way you just hurt me i don't want to be friends anymore have a nice day bro you don't know me end of relationships for women day one they cry day 7 they're happy with cake day 90 they're eating cake again wait you get cake when you break up with someone where's my cake the joke is that women get fat and depressed because they realize once they lose a nice guy all they are struck with is meathead jock a-holes who treat them like smack they blow their opportunity for a genuine nice guy in their life and now they will become a feminist because they can't get laid who's the incel now jimbo well i mean still you technically also don't explain your jokes especially if they're bad most especially if they're pathetic hey south africa that's where venezuela is am i right guys remember that remember venezuela south africa is a country where girls reject good men except bad men get disappointed and blame all men who agrees with me probably all the guys who aren't benefiting from girls who actually desire them it's so funny how a bunch of guys will totally get rattled and crazy about feminists who say all men suck yet here they are just putting girls all in the same box they're all blind they're all stupid and they won't date me well let's be honest it's actually more so they won't touch my pee pee the friend zone doesn't exist if you actually value having women as friends but what if you value women as friends but you catch feelings and they don't have the same for you and it makes you feel like you went too far where it feels like you can't be friends anymore because of it that kinda makes me feel like there's still a friend zone i feel like this guy's making an honest question if you develop feelings and it's not reciprocated leave leave until you no longer have those feelings for that person or at least you're confident that if you walked into the room and you saw them making out with someone that you wouldn't really feel anything but awkward for walking in on it personally i think the friend zone does exist it just exists for everyone doesn't matter what your gender is you have a friend zone it's normal to come across people you're not going to see as anything more than a friend in your life the problem isn't the existence of friend zones the problem is people thinking they need more than friends to feel loved and cared about danny devito 24 ground worker like cars gaming and gym sick of being single literally can't find a good woman also oh i already want to swipe left and i'm straight i've been called too nice whatever that means last two picks are my siblings and if i had to describe myself with one word it's got to be gentlemen oh shut up dude just shut up if a young woman doesn't have a high body count she's either a total shut-in not good or was not popular in high school not good to be a healthy social girl in the modern world is to have a high body count low body count women are trash wait what is this a a different universe of nice guys i mean like good on yous for promoting women to be able to be as promiscuous as they desire to be because it's their body and their life choices but what the [ __ ] is this what the hell happened sonic dear girls dressing immodestly is like rolling around in manure yes you'll get attention but mostly from pigs sincerely real men okay now look before sonic was saying this and now you're saying this boys men make up your mind i thought it was women who were meant to be the confusing ones well what are we doing what are we doing yeah you look so widdle and sexy what the hell dude um yeah i'm in the same boat don't call me sexy by posting to an online forum you should be well aware of the dangers and remarks that you'll be receiving from online strangers it's not your job to police what they say or how they choose to message you if you're not pleased by what they said please don't waste both their times by acting like some sort of social justice warrior teaching me what to do and what not to do i simply said you're attractive don't get full of yourself oh no you didn't man you you said she was with her oh i am i'm gonna write that one down i want to use that bravo and the pathetic paragraph of a response though that was that is beautiful all she said was for you to not call her sexy and you you took it like some huge attack on you oh slash nice guys indeed agreed women can be such vile disgusting creatures ready to suck the life out of you they cause nothing but pain and heartache yeah but if you type to men i can guarantee there'll be so many intel's going after them lol who hurt you every girl that ever came in contact with me here's your fry sir lol if each and every woman hurted you who came in contact with you then maybe the problem is with you not those girls no it's not me i treat them more like princesses and still got pooped on uh well sugar mommy exists hey that's you know that's actually good i like that advice i don't know why people [ __ ] shame i love hearing people's host stories i love hearing guess what i did babe what you do uh oh this is a post from a girl expressing her promiscuity or at least promoting women to be normalized at liking adult stuff as a nice guy i cannot allow this behavior to continue i must mock her yes that's what you get for exploring your preferences in the bedroom disgusting a real woman knows to be pure and conservative with their body until she's dating me then she has to be a hoe oh it's belle delphine let me apply the right audio bro fist me yes drink up my bath water yum yum yum post and you shall receive i am genuinely obsessed with you i hope someday to spend the rest of my life with you and smile with you i'm not like the other guys who mistreat women i respect women especially women as powerful as yourself ooh groveling i've never tried to approach women like that before geez man who layered this out i am always little mean to women because if you treat them like humans they think you want to sleep with them okay if any of y'all follow men's arena on instagram don't also hold up you don't want to sleep with them not to enforce stereotypes but i'm pretty sure that's what 90 percent of guys try to do nice guys when they tell a woman how nice they are but she doesn't blow them on the spot women are stupid and i don't respect them when will guys learn that saying you're a nice person as an attractive trait as a reason to be dateable is like a restaurant spending thousands of dollars on a big sparkly sign that says our food won't poison you like what the they're not meant to in the first place like what you think calling yourself a mean guy is gonna like fare any worse i mean i'm feeling no chemistry at all but you did say you were nice and well i can tell you what it is a waterfall down there let me ride that pony nice guys finish last no nice guys finishing song i am very uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today you don't sound real or genuine women pretend they want that but then they use that as signaling tactic to take time looking for an a-hole to frick what are you talking about i'm talking about you nice lady very nice lady freaking stop using us nice guys just freak off and say you're not interested buddy if this is how you're talking on a dating app you you shouldn't be dating also i love the top half of their replies just oh my god you again are you going this guy be between 21 to 25 years old and still using the high school tactic from grade 8 where you think pushing someone away from you will make them more interested my boyfriend broke up with me because i make more money than him so you get to see what he is missing well hold up at least watch the rest of this video before typing that in your search bar i really wish you girls would actually choose a nice guy with deep need of sexual assault for their partner instead of conceited a-holes who treat you like smack oh by the way i'm right here high [Music] one time i had woohoo with a guy and i told him that i hadn't come and he was like yeah the orgasm gap is crazy every time i read tweets like this cuz i know all these women had a nice guy ready to worship the ground she walked on but ignored him for the guy who didn't care as if she came or not go for the nice guy next time at least heat care wow imagine boasting about doing this in your afternoon how old are you 17 you're beautiful you know oh thanks can i see your boobs no promiscuous butt you only like thugs when the right man appears you treat like trash but smug couldn't think of a sense of what can i ask a huge favor sure may i have a selfie what for just cause i was just i want to see a recent picture of you my profile pic is recent okay sorry i didn't mean to be weird just think you're hot wow fine flat butt frick you too okay technically you won't but alright you have an amazing body less than two hours later you suck yep post nut clarity will do that to you shut the [ __ ] up most of y'all either get with a frick boy or a freaking gangster what don't act like y'all don't bro y'all always pushing the nice guys away so it turns out we've got a new season of mail out there folks we've got frickboy nice guy and gangster just wait i'm gonna freak this stuff out at you so hard you'll love it oh i'm feeling very comfortable in this tinder conversation what the frick you gave me the wrong number the frick is that about yeah good luck now trying to freak me butt total clown i have given you my number like twice you ugly butt always playing guys on tinder you're so funny oh my god good thing i have a girlfriend and too bad your desperate kitty is dying to get freaked lol b words these days wow sorry i wrote my number incorrectly because i was drunk and that you never respond via text this ain't even really a nice guy this is just a d-bag i hope you grabbed his details and posted this all to his girlfriend's facebook that'd be that'd be nice lol all men deserve bull smack but all women deserve everything and be entitled frick off one i never said that two don't put words in my mouth three one you lie too shut the [ __ ] up just too [ __ ] slow i was being a smart album no you weren't four you need to calm down apparently you freaking women want to prove of women using me for money five i don't think you know what a smart aleck is so google is oh i'm a nice guy so i deserve to be bullied so yeah frick off six i never said you were a nice guy just frick off post me on our slash guys and leave me alone seven the original post did not mention money this post is brought to you by this is beyond funny this is just genuinely concerning i hope this person actually sees someone about this professionally because it clearly is weighing heavily on them beyond the point of just being pathetic as a social thing i'm sorry for however you got hurt but this is not an acceptable way to express it even though i saw your emotions in fact i want you more after seeing what you're like oh call me babe come on oh i still i'm the most coolest person ever and you're all i need i know i'm young but i'm young but i'm not young and dumb babe come talk to me i'll change your life or be a freaking d head and leave me on scene and i'll have to murder you in a walmart parking lot either way you're still gonna be on my mind forever yeah yeah nailed it i recovered it's just what my mom told me son if you ever need a girl to love you you threaten their life that's that's passionate that's what that is before we scoot off today we've got our latest fan out by derpy boy an artist with anger issues draws a hand please enjoy my suffering i will sir i will enjoy it enthusiastically boy this ain't just a magical fire hand it's a magical fire hand puppet i actually love it and now i kind of want an mk hand puppet thank you derpy boy for reminding me what i do not have in this world and him therefore now suffering just like you if this is what you wanted you succeeded well everybody that does us for today thank you so much for watching as always now if you cringed or at least somewhat embarrassed by the existence of these people then please like the video to show your support for the content and if you have not subscribed already i recommend you do so so you can always be updated on the latest videos but of course you will need to click that notification bell to make sure you do so while you're at it check out some more videos on the channel and say hello in the comments i like to read them i like to say hello too but anyway that is me for the day thank you again for watching you are an amazing person i love speaking tentatively into your ears my name's been jack you're an amaze awesome person i'll see you next time bye

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Length: 17min 14sec (1034 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 06 2020