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this man from my walk looks like grew from despicable me now we're just gonna quickly photoshop a bit of a longer nose on them oh my god [Music] what is up dudes and dudettes of all ages welcome back to mk i'm your little slice of life today jack giving you today's goodies from the internet and today i'm going to make you like never before welcome my tasty turtle doves to mildly interesting remember to like a cupboard my id left an impression of my id pick on my badge holder that sir is a ghost badge your id is haunted call a priest a balloon i accidentally shut in my car door didn't pop oh i am not someone who gets afraid of balloons popping but this has given me anxiety found this bunch of bananas in my box of runts okay i don't have that in australia so i'm going to assume that's a rare find like what do you usually just get one single banana or something i don't relate to this there is a tiny gnome made of bubbles in the bottom of my glass oh i was expecting it to be like built into the glass but no that is literally convenient screw seeing jesus on toast i want gnomes in my beer i found a cake vending machine where where do you live please tell me i need to know it literally says it right there okay i'm i'm dumb well that's way too far away from australia so it officially sucks my friend and her sister have exchanged the same birthday card for 32 years wow that is some history i love that you can read the writing that literally started it all just neither of you pass away please otherwise this will suddenly become very sad the way this tree stump has a cityscape on it you know they always do say that new yorkers are all bark and no bite i know because i personally have never been there i made a pueblo out of clay for my rebel horror roborov ski hamster freaking that is such an easy word how do i not know how to say it wow you definitely went further than you had to that that is a very privileged hamster games at the thrift shop were arranged according to color quiet day today oh how can you tell two-toned deer i saw this morning and i'm very insecure about it thank you you do not need to take a photo bathroom at my dentist has a picture of the bathroom at my dentist hanging on the wall why is this a quality post the way this dutch company makes the biscuits easier to pick them up now see that's what they want you to think realistically they've accidentally damaged their cookie making press and so they're just selling this as a gimmick that and secretly trying to save one percent on ingredients i don't know i think there's a conspiracy here a piece of my swiss army knife's handle chipped off so i carved a dragon's head in the plastic to hide it where the hell was the chipped-off piece dude that looks like a completely purpose job these ducks practicing social distancing ducks can do it better than humans that is wow that's a real low my emerald necklace from a small town antique shop that genuinely looks really pretty but also makes me think of legos so i'm now considering the actual value of it left an eye print in my glasses after i accidentally punched myself well done hey guys you want to see my party trick i just had my first colonoscopy and i got a sticker yeah why it be why are we being rewarded for this stuff no in hindsight this is technically a healthy thing to do so i guess it makes sense that they're trying to encourage people doing this but a sticker man a sticker i just had something shoved up my butthole for medical science oh did you get your colonoscopy no my boyfriend's studying medicine and i wanted to help relieve the stress my raw egg has the number five on its yoke now this is cute and fascinating at first until the next morning when you make another little eggy breakfast yolk has number four on it one of my forks came uncut okay ikea i'm sorry but you guys getting really lazy now this is ridiculous the blossoms on my lego bonsai are small frogs honestly not knowing it made this look much prettier still a pretty clever use of lego figures my aunt spilled the wine and the glass broke exactly in half well i mean the stem is technically the middle so technically didn't fully split in half so it's a bit of a lie there but i seriously have to imagine that's possibly a design thing maybe the way they design these glasses are designed so that they do break it's a very clean shatter i don't know i have to wonder if they're like crystal glass or something i know it depends on the actual glass make i put little straw hats on my cactus that better not be code for something oh it isn't okay yes this is cute i approve very cute american breakfast cereals imported and sold in asia have their unsubstantiated health claims blanked out okay for a country that's usually renowned for censorship that is a terrible attempt at censorship i mean i can easily read that it clearly says what one of the eggs i poached this morning came out looking like a human heart okay seriously what what is going on with that eggs these days is the chicken you got it from related to the mafia because this is clearly a threat old estate by my house was converted to a mcdonald's i can't tell if this is a sad use of a beautiful estate or a beautiful mcdonald's i mean damn i'd feel fancy as hell going here a wall was removed in a victorian house we are working at which revealed an old cast iron fireplace i have no idea how much of a rarity this kind of thing is so i'm just gonna you know oh wow that's amazing really good find found a patch of moss behind a loading dock that looks like a tiny tropical island with a palm tree you made a patch of dirt in a loading dock look artistically beautiful how you better be a professional photographer otherwise you are wasting your talents my husband's fully reflective iridescence rain set that is where did he buy that please please i must know the only witness i'm experiencing is from the ladies on the dance floor this egg my chicken leg looks like a kinder surprise eggs why always eggs so this is how it starts see we like kinder surprises we like to open them this egg wants us to open it it's clearly got some sort of poisonous gas or there's like a secret a secret number in there that's gonna kill us off freaking tiny dinosaurs man they're good they're out here there's all the dantas chair that looks like a lego man sitting okay that's pretty cool until you imagine that thing literally just suddenly standing up and looking at you my cat has a fur pattern that stretches perfectly over both legs when he is sitting like this wow it's almost like there's like a shadow cat just having his paw over its other two paws there i feel like this is the cat version of peter pan except much less happy the ridiculous length of my shadow oh speaking of peter pan oh god oh i mean i know i'm one who's into legs but that's that is just overkill you know what they say about big legs big feet you know what they say about big feet big dick the exterior of the old library inside the new library i am so glad they kept this because this just makes it look so pretty i'd come to the library not even for the books just to look at the architecture like this my friend took this photo right as lightning struck wow i mean i've always noticed just how amazingly bright it gets at nighttime when the lightning strikes but that is that is a beautiful comparison it seriously just looks like a rainy day this mcdonald's hasn't been renovated since the 80s and 90s oh man look at those chairs thank god they renovated still weird to imagine the mcdonald's used to be all about pink and what teal green moss swamp my new turtleneck has an incorporated face mask i present to you 2021 fashion not gonna lie though that's kind of fashionable i'd dig it unintentionally mushroom risotto matches my countertop well now you know where the design wasn't originated from one day some guy just spilled risotto all over his bench top and he's like you know what i tattooed a solar system on my forearm and later got a mole on jupiter which now represents its giant red spot so many opportunities for this mall to have ruined this solar system design but no no it decides to play the game chinese restaurant included negative reviews on their fly-up what my only go-to restaurant well done big serves that full of meat i ordered fried rice for that prawns but i got a lot of prawns in my rice i want a refund food is bland and tasteless we'll not order here again wait no no why didn't they have someone who was properly reading these a new sign indicating that the speed limit has changed that's okay i feel as a driver your responsibility should be to always notice the speed limit anyway so you shouldn't need a new sign it's not like it's on sale at 45 years old i finally learned how to ollie tony hawk would be so proud i tried to make ron weasley out of peas you know what you you did not fail i'll be honest i'm also craving peas than anything right now go ahead i'm gonna boil up some peas this pizza with way more toppings than shown on the box yo what why did you hide the brand this is perfect marketing you were killing that business man all right boss just hear me out blossom what if we do the opposite of everyone else plant me time this tag was printed on eco-friendly plantable paper rip up tag place in soil keep moist and place in the sun to grow now in my personal experience this won't work mainly because i know i cannot grow anything i have no green thumb i am the bringer of death seems that old couch springs make for pretty good plant climbers so anyone gonna start buying some old broken couches and selling the springs as actual products no just me so i'll take advantage of the market my potato looks like it's trying to escape itself well first the eggs now the potatoes they're all becoming self-aware good to say he's got a sleek haircut though look at that look at that wave oh man look how joe star these old ornate handrails and an otherwise nondescript copenhagen building it's like all their architectural budget just went into these handrails handrails that notably are hardly even necessary to exist look when you've got the cash why not i guess if they don't look damn fly i'll give them that the building across the street reflected into my room that is insane i would not be able to stop staring at that like would you just see shadowy figures walking across when people are crossing that street or like what i need video this rooftop for bicycles so the saddle won't get wet that is really cute your local city council clearly loves you this extremely cheap miss weighed piece of salmon don't don't let them know don't let them know run with it go now go someone clearly forgot to check the pound weight this triangular shadow under my windowsills it's all fun and games with cool little shadows until it grows a little lying in the middle signposts don't last long at this intersection geez how many is that one two three four five six seven this is the eighth sign post are people constantly hitting the signport are they stealing it maybe how many more signpost brothers must die before they realize they need to fix this intersection parked near my new house has a finger skateboard park no no [Music] i can't tell if this is so stupid or so ridiculous that it's actually kind of cool oh man i totally would play with a little skateboard along this but i would not want to do it in public this spider web covered in suit from a small kitchen fire or suit sort of suit sort suit so it's so what kind of strange how it turns it from being very kind of freaky to look at because it's got webbing there for spiders to actually kind of groovy books a million puts a slip of paper under the stickers on their books to prevent sticker residue from being left on the covers well that's freaking genius whichever employee made that idea deserve to be promoted to c hero otherwise i'm sorry but they deserve better the border of my tattoo turned into a stretch mark during my first pregnancy now it looks 3d that is really cool but also really scary to realize just how much your body stretches during such an ordeal i mean i guess skin is kind of elastic in that sense it's designed to be able to handle that sort of thing but at the same time oh you all need to read up what it's like to go through pregnancy if you're not aware already because it is it is a freaking god gauntlet my periodic table shower curtain has the element of surprise on it no oh that's beautiful that's really cute i like this i do like this a lot our hotel shower designed like a swimming pool not a fan of the ducks won't be green but you know what it's it's creative and that's what matters also why did you get that shower head that's a stupid shower head you can't detach it that's dumb i know it's dumb but do you look you know what the rest is creative my gummy frogs came with a tadpole oh how cute a defect my great-grandmother's sketches of her teachers 1924. wow wow that job trotter jingle that is the coolest heck name i'm running that down i'm freaking mr bob sawyer i'm sorry swag much his swagger thing it was a drip no that's it check out his drip that's the new thing we all say see i'm hip can't say the same for mr perker jeez there enough pencils in your hair mate this dental office trims their shrubs to look like molars oh gosh that's something i would not even notice unless someone pointed it out to me and i feel even worse for that too because you could tell they would have put effort into doing this consistently and you would just not know the wiser the sanitizer at work has started to eat through the tile on the bathroom floor over the past year oh yeah that's that's a really strong sanitizer acidic my wife just gave birth to our firstborn and me and my son both have the same weird genetic abnormality where we have an extra large space between our first and second toes well that's one way to prove it's yours i guess tree fell but grew back up oh no that's that's creepy man uh that is creepy it's like a wooden tentacle or something troll gardening bridge near my town you know that's really cute but if i was a little child i would be absolutely terrified seeing that in the bushes just realized i have a vintage meat thermometer and a modern one both from the same company and they've hardly changed anything at all just look at that still red ah so basic and simple these things this vortex on my breakfast apple no see what you have there is a black hole that's grown into your apple i'd be very careful consuming it as you may not get your face back the area i used to work in washington looks like jurassic park what the that that's washington yo your american movies that have washington in it do not look anything like this this is insane this hexagon vein structure on my wrist oh no that that looks like some sort of chip man that i think you're being tracked you just wait this is gonna be on some conspiracy theorists facebook group being like look stephen were right there's a chip see i knew it that's a chip in his arm now this wouldn't be truly mildly interesting if we didn't also feature some fan art from yours truly meaning you guys not me i cannot art but the person who can today is the name of tormentor x who has created the wild hand snail and here is oh my god oh my god the fingers what have you done to the fingers i do not know how to comment on this it's good it's good thank you tormentor x for well doing what you're saying with your username beautiful work it's just i'm the fingers man it's just really weird now if you'd also like to slightly break my mental tip capabilities then please submit more of your fan art through the mk subreddit but anyway with that said it is the end of this video and if you are this far in you've clearly enjoyed your time so why not repent for your sinfulness of not liking the video yet by liking the video now and subscribing if you're not already come on what why have you not done that yet of course feel free to comment and say hello to me yours truly jack if you'd like i'd love to say hello to you too and if you have time check out some more videos on the channel say hi to robin and lexi as well they are equally if not more fun of people than myself anyway it is time to go my name has been jack you have been the beautiful person to ramble at and i will look forward to your beautiful faces once again in the next video so bye-bye

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Length: 16min 3sec (963 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 07 2021