r/Facepalm | (he didn't win)

we still have over 1 million mail ballots to count in pennsylvania i promised pennsylvanians that we would count every vote and that's what we're going to do you're outrageous i can't believe this these guys are really going to count all of the hey you heard this these guys are going to count all of the vaults [Music] how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to be taking a look at r slash face palm oh god i can only imagine what this is going to consist of okay without any further ado let's jump right on in there shall we how to post a r slash face palm insert trump tweet insert smart reply from trump tweet and it's just that easy ladies and gentlemen he couldn't build a wall to keep the mexicans out so instead he built a wall to keep the americans out they're finding biden votes all over the place in pennsylvania wisconsin michigan so bad for our country it's called counting jackass if you were better at it you wouldn't have one two three four five six bankruptcies i'm going to retire from mk and pursue my degree at trump university fascinating to watch the mood from democrats this morning even though they believe biden will win they're sour that's odd because supposedly this election was all about getting rid of orange man bad but that's the dirty secret it wasn't it was about power it's an election ben what the frick else is it supposed to be about we're choosing who will be put in positions of power ben shapiro's a real smart cookie huh let's just say hypothetically you're a bad girl do you think we're stupid do you think we're fools rudy giuliani in philadelphia discussing the pennsylvania vote you got tricked by borad last week you know what running against the worst candidate in the history of american politics puts pressure on me trump said could you imagine if i lose my whole life what am i going to do i'm going to say i lost to the worst candidate in the history of politics i'm not going to feel so good maybe i'll have to leave the country i don't know yes yes leave the country run thanks to all you trump haters who thought it would be a good idea to vote him out under biden's lockdown i won't be able to go away during christmas time i don't care about the election but my whole christmas week is now ruined and liberals wonder why nobody likes them you realize biden doesn't take office until january right yeah january 20th god damn the most embarrassing thing about the us having another civil war is it's not even for a new reason i laughed then got sad i never laughed i was always just sad it shouldn't be this close not after caging children not after selling out our soldiers not after 230 000 dead not after four years of breaking every law on the books it should not be this close i fully and wholeheartedly agree that it should not have been but here we are i bet donald trump will spend the next four years spouting conspiracy theories about the 2020 election that is a very very safe bet brandon funny how the people who think protesting by kneeling during the national anthem is unpatriotic are totally cool with not counting all of the votes during a presidential election the only reason biden is winning is because they're counting every vote this is a devastating attack on our democracy man that is some low quality bait but we took it because it's funny as hell 71 million legal votes the most ever for a sitting president georgia has a population of 3.7 million people but somehow has 5 million votes what's going on in our country you pulled up the country of georgia georgia's not a country it's a state oh peter peter sweetie holy [ __ ] wonder if i'll ever meet anyone whose experience of covid was worse than the flu my oxygen saturation level was 58. if my wife hadn't taken me to a and e i would have died within hours i had blood clots in my lungs and bleeds or clots in my brain lost sight in my eye hearing in my ear feeling in my toes flew i haven't met you yes i was due some good luck at some point this year oh my god michael dear cuban voters in florida donald trump is now claiming joe biden is being controlled by fidel castro as you may have heard fidel castro is dead we have won pennsylvania good point the constitution clearly says a state's electors can be won if the president's second dumbest son calls dibs that's how it's always worked an armed mob demanding entry to where votes are counted because they personally disagree with the results is the very essence of fascism you'd think we would all be a lot better at identifying what fascism looks like at this point but no we're really not apparently what separates the winners from losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate there really is a tweet for everything from this guy i swear to god facts oh god putting a keemstar tweet in here is just always cheating always coulda sworn i had to save keemstar's ass in dark carnival and left for dead too there's a whole achievement surrounding it and everything if trump loses you're going to take them big trump 2020 flags off your trucks or are you all going to keep them up for the next 150 years like you all have with the confederate flags after they lost the civil war both of which only lasted four years whatever happens i will never understand how 67 million people looked at the last four years and went yeah sure more of that please so evangelicals did you vote for the guy who's headed to church this morning or the guy who's headed to his golf course hashtag asking for americans oh you don't want to be asking questions right now man so ridiculous greta must work on her anger management problem then go to a good old-fashioned movie with a friend chill greta chill so ridiculous donald must work on his anger management problem then go to a good old-fashioned movie with a friend chill donald chill she was waiting for the perfect moment and she freaking saw it congrats to greta 2016 62 million americans voted for trump 2016-2020 lies racism xenophobia misogyny impeachment criminal convictions international embarrassment nepotism corruption voter intimidation scandals failed diplomacy 230 000 avoidable deaths record unemployment and a properly dry economy 68 million of us reply harder daddy 71 million sorry hate to be a bummer l-o-l you've never screwed a pretty girl ever could be said about any dude who ever screwed you why are you so full of hate for people you don't even know if biden wins i'm leaving the us and going to hawaii boat red a-holes oh man no i'm not touching it no i'm not gonna do it this headline i can't breathe trump complains that mail in votes are being counted stop the count if we stop the count right now biden will win the presidency again i need to stress how lucky we are that our wannabe authoritarian president trump is a freaking idiot that's it that seals the deal i've been an american citizen for 54 years and in all my time of being one i've never seen an election this bad i've had enough of it until you fix this country i'll be packing my bags to england where they actually know how to run a country so that's gonna make you an immigrant yes no because i'm white i do have to say one of my favorite things to come out of this whole election cycle has been that copy pasta no democrat right now is like alright guys get the trucks with the biden flags ready and grab a gun to intimidate the trump boat encounters you guys understand they'll just keep counting until they win right you realize biden is currently ahead so if they stop counting he wins please don't talk about things you don't know about he's not ahead of where he needs to be ahead to win overall i see so you're saying they should keep counting got it in case you missed it the trump campaign called a press conference this morning in the parking lot of four seasons total landscaping in philadelphia the assumption is that they meant to book the four seasons hotel but made a mistake and just went with it seriously what a great how it's going moment my child is forbidden from eating sugar recently they went to a friend's house and the friend's parent fed my child sugar is this grounds for a lawsuit no you freaking idiot you can always count on bill nye to drop some common sense if biden somehow manages to win this election you won't see me again i'll simply leave the country bye dan i won this election buy a lot you're a loser baby except he's not calling someone a loser is just plain disrespectful trump called soldiers losers trump called biden a loser trump has called obama an idiot trump has called several professional sports players morons and idiots as well as losers trump is called lgbtq activists losers trump has called many singers and actors losers many more you should continue no seriously keep going they spread disinformation they reduced polling locations and voting hours they charged citizens to vote they purged voter rolls they intimidated people they changed id laws they scared people of death itself they even ran kanye and they still [ __ ] lost you know in the end i was really rooting for kanye there i think he had a really good chance a real president would unequivocally condemn the fact that armed supporters of his just tried to run a campaign bus of his opponent off the highway with their trucks trump he just posts a video of the hooligans and says i love texas liking the idea of scaring and hurting people couldn't be me trump told his supporters not to vote by mail and now he's acting confused because he ain't getting no mail votes mark meadows who laughed at reporters who asked him to put on a mask while being interviewed has tested positive for coronavirus it is what it is i genuinely hope none of these people die from coronavirus i just hope they understand how disgustingly terrible it is to get because i don't know if you've heard but i heard it's pretty bad people wearing masks without covering their nose ah yes those [ __ ] never forget them folks have you ever been to a restaurant that does not give you the change when you pay with cash my bill was forty seven dollars and twenty cents i gave the waitress a hundred dollars and she only gave me back 53 dollars i called over the manager which was our waitress she said we don't usually carry change i told her to give me my 100 back and i'll pay with a credit card 80 cents would not kill me but it's the principal if they do this to everyone that pays cash over a year that could be a lot of money in their pocket i'd redo your math beth you don't want to live in a place with socialized medicine nope so where would you go costa rica ah okay it's amazing how one-sided these mail-in ballots are says the candidate that told his constituency not to vote by mail how come every time they count mail in ballot dumps they're so devastating in their percentage and power of destruction you politicized a pandemic you [ __ ] the coca-cola company is not happy with me that's okay i'll still keep drinking that garbage i thought this was a parody [Laughter] extra fencing going up at the white house on the eve of election day did mexico pay for it philadelphia has got a rotten history on election integrity maybe if you had learned how to spell philadelphia they would have voted for you thank you jeff if only nature would find a way to cover these oranges so we didn't need to waste so much plastic on them i know right absolutely crazy well i guess we'll just keep praying for that to happen news conference at 6 30 pm abc world news went to live shot in arizona where ballots counted lady worker was visibly erasing three or four spots on a ballot then realized the camera was on her shouldn't be an eraser in the room do you realize ballots are marked in pen homosexual people have the right to be in a family they are children of god pope francis said in one of his sit-down interviews for the film he is not a true catholic he's literally the pope ashley are you [ __ ] serious no really i want this to answer that question are you [ __ ] serious guys i'm not gonna lie to you this has been significantly worse than any mildly infuriating ever just so we're clear black folks marching to the polls in north carolina including children and the elderly were pepper sprayed for blocking traffic when they knelt down to honor george floyd but these white trump caravans who blocked bridges a pat on the back and a wave from the cops so trump who demanded 12 hours ago to stop counting all ballots now wants every ballot recounted in wisconsin got it in houston texas a 19 year old boy named rashad died attempting to play russian roulette with a semi-automatic pistol instead of a revolver that boy i call this game american roulette you have a zero percent chance of surviving sign me up today i slapped a man and he slapped me back people this guy legit slapped me how dare you slap a woman back how dare you i know right retaliating to physical [ __ ] assault how crazy am i right how come every time they count mail and ballots they're so devastating in their percentage and power of destruction because democratic voters use mail-in ballots to avoid having to vote in person and getting sick in the middle of the coronavirus pandemic president's spokesman says he can't speak for the president the mouth of sauron can't speak for sauron the cruelest cut trump lost four of the top five states for boat ownership um i was in the boating industry for a long time working for a california-based business and florida bar none is the biggest boating market in the u.s sorry to correct you on that as most of our boating stores were in florida i imagine that's the fifth state there when you realize the statue of mona lisa looks like keith urban that's not keith urban that's also not the statue of mona lisa wow jesus take the wheel did you vote yes for trump not trying to get my taxes raised you're a hostess at outback oh god don't even get me started man news conference at 6 30 p.m four years in and this corrupt and competent disgrace still hasn't figured out that there are multiple time zones in the u.s oh he knows he just doesn't give a sh let me just say this to all trumpers and various idiots of all shapes and sizes if we were going to rig this election you can bet your dumbass we would not have left mitch goddamn mcconnell in office that right there should be proof enough my three-year-old is not vaccinated and there is currently a measles outbreak in my state any suggestions for precautions i can take to protect her would be very much appreciated bring her to the edge of the flat earth the air is cleaner there have you tried thoughts and prayers build the wall around her and make the vaccinated people pay for it sending my thoughts and prayers did you try sharing her picture on facebook with the caption one like equal one prayer sure i spent 50 years of my life studying viruses just so i could trick rednecks into wearing paper masks that was my career goal it's not a mask it's a muzzle of my freedom in arizona the trumpers are outside the processing center chanting count the votes in georgia the trumpers were chanting stop the count you can't make this [ __ ] up man life sure is stranger than fiction george washington what is the most important of this grand experiment the united states not the election of the first president but the election of its second president the peaceful transition of power is what will separate this country from every other country in the world businesses around washington dc board up windows days before elections take place happy eight year anniversary to this tweet the electoral college is a disaster for a democracy what's even funnier is that trump tweeted that because he thought obama had lost the popular vote but won the electoral college when in fact obama had won both joe biden should not wrongfully claim the office of the president i could make that claim also legal proceedings are just now beginning uh you did that and thank god we have come to the end of that video i could feel my blood pressure skyrocketing my head almost exploded so i'm glad that little experience is over i'm just kidding none of this is over it will never be over sophie says long cat equals long life oh absolutely one of the best pieces of fan art i have ever received and i've been doing this for a very very long time always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this video consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed it well then make sure to get yourself subscribed and click that bell icon and until next time we'll catch you [Music] later

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Length: 18min 13sec (1093 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 12 2020