r/Crappydesign | Just Walk Around?

count my fingers one two three even with the art design you are a bear you do not have fingers you have paws or claws you deceitful monster [Music] hey all you bodacious bandits welcome to mk my name's bl's but jack the snack that smiles back and today we're gonna spend an entire video looking at all your fan art i'm kidding of course it's poopy design behold the sensory overload car it's here our autism awareness vehicle will be patrolling the streets of miami if you see it say hi take a picture and tag us unless you're high on the spectrum in which case you should probably stay away what no no no we're quite aware of our design thank you it's really good look if we weren't self-aware we think we'd know ah yes these metal poles will do a great job in stopping all these kids racing through the park oh never mind when adding a bathroom comes last oh you'd need a real custom job to make that sheet work properly love how the tiles aren't even fully up on the wall just like ah the water precipitation won't go too high up yeah now water and heat vapors that doesn't rise too far experience the aquatic life beyond the glass behind glass is this advertisement foreshadowing for disappointment or yeah 1.25 billion is about one-third of 1.3 billion that sounds about right of course it's a pie chart it can always rely on the pie charts to not work oh wait no is this more of a doughnut chart a kanye doughnut a canyon nut speaking of pie charts well what even is this this is a terrible understanding of the shades of blue my large pot with silicone grip so i don't burn my hands except for the rest of the handle which is made of metal and always burns my hands ah i see you got the gym pot it's designed where you can only hold it by your fingertips it's great for a phalangea workout bro you'll love it what a lovely children's library lots of books to look at and just books to look at just just books to look at i'm just gonna look at the books only the books don't kiss my face hey you finally made it yeah thanks for coming man yeah this is the main living area we've just installed it fire pit don't look up it's looking really nice and modern don't look up really warms up the atmosphere don't look up uh if you want to come to the kitchen ah my favorite holiday sasta mccree this is supposed to be the average human's life cycle but it cycles through different races and gender it also doesn't show death just an endless cycle oh my god it doesn't stop it doesn't stop i always love that adolescent phase though you just you just can't stop dancing okay also according to this cycle technically the man turns into a sperm and the woman turns into like a blobby flesh egg i don't remember this fusion dance from dragon ball z that's hungary or is it lithuania or slovakia uh minimum wage chart in all these places good luck figuring out which one haha i'll never tell except you taiwan you want to know you are bad i hate you you will get red you get red and nothing else please be seated no sitting huh but please be seated no sitting ah please take a seat don't sit down someone with a short-term memory trying to be motivational like when you can't find the well be the um hang on give me a sec i'm 100 percent oh creole tv oh maddie yep my creativity expands nothing beyond just re-jumbling my state and the word creativity my other talents butchering the oklahoma accent okay i've played minecraft a lot so i'm a pretty serious gamer uh is that not rainbow six siege why is it csgo is that the joke here is that that that it's actually remember six siege instead of csgo in the cover art but the game's csgo i don't know either way i look forward to you all pointing out how freaking oblivious i am for this joke ah [Music] just what i need for my 24 hours of sensitivity you gotta calm down babe i've got something much better here brush your teeth hmm if we put the electrical outlet there we're just going to move the entire bed frame can we just move it to the right okay i hear you but hear me out what if we do something worse thousands of singles near you she is looking for new friends free for 24 hours and 4 pounds 50 a week i uh don't understand this business practice can someone say scam oh oh hello ha oh i see you offer a lot of things but i'll be honest i don't want any of it from you life let it flow well kid you must be having the time of your life literally you've stolen time and you're killing millions in england what's going on buddy come on talk to me this is no crappy design this is merely a challenge finally a route to work that invigorates my inner mario now open every day but close thursday uh i i know we lied to you already but please still come and check out the store please please we really need the money dude i couldn't afford to get a redo on the banner we had to just go with it okay i'm sorry please why is this edited like this but damn are they some luscious lips like my god they are very shiny and plump family exercises number one is what tell you what it's not related to those ones i'll say that for sure my landlord decided to put a cabinet over the toilet flushing button so i have to jam my hand underneath the wood to flush every time you know maybe your landlord doesn't want you to flush huh ever thought about that maybe they'd like the idea of your poo just clocking up the toilet huh stop being so rude and ignorant i don't know what all these jumble of words are meant to say but i do know one thing nice this motivational poster shows gears that can't turn think for yourself your friends may be wrong i love this because technically according to what they're saying and therefore their own visual thought pattern there uh it doesn't work so there you have it kids don't think for yourself you are too dumb and your brain don't work properly here's a picture from the paragraph about video games in my encyclopedia they're playing gta 3 a single player game i'm gonna miss the day when companies no longer make these kind of mistakes because they're actually aware of video game logic such screw-ups need to be held in a museum and treasured for all time the handles on my new camping cookware can't take the heat oh uh yeah time for a refund buddy mommy mommy look i'm skin oh oh no that's uh it's not a unicorn that's a very sparkly rhinoceros whoever designed these lids you need to fire them what even is that anatomically like is that is that meant to be their tongue are you are you tongue-kissing them as you drink it ah looks like someone was in a bit of a rush when editing this together yeah apple birthday new and improved equals more sugar more sodium more calories and less protein ah yes that's what i want less of in my meat protein it's literally the main purpose for it being in a diet for the price of one stand your laptop will have a growth spurt wow you'd just upgrade from a tiny little notebook to a freaking gaming laptop as i always say stand be learn begin together what what does what even is that what are you inspiring or motivating me to do there exactly oh my god this is even worse a hop immore a powerful in poverty i don't care what your intended message was i'm interpreting it as that always aim to be a little different until someone else does it and you realize how weird and off-putting you look the webcam on the 2020 macbook air is located right where you open it covering it with dirty fingerprints oh but don't worry you can simply buy apple's lens cleaning products which are only about 70 a pop no we didn't intend this to happen on purpose so you would have to buy more about accessory products wow you're ridiculous that's a terrible business strategy you see the decoys don't look too bad but the mannequins just what are you doing are you who designed these why are you in a designing profession oh you've got something on your face there i i don't really want to say it out loud i don't want to bring too much attention to it but it's uh oh someone got lucky i noticed that my roommate's toaster is melting itself oh no that's just the design it's uh it's melting as part of the aesthetic would you even trust using that toaster anymore i'm pretty sure i'd just be melting the toast with the plastic at this point it's okay merry to say christmas welcome to fitness space where we always like to say never train see are they going for reverse psychology maybe this lift where the button for the ninth floor is just an inverted sixth floor button ninth floor or the sixth floor for devils checklist items completed you've gotten 86 percent um still got another 90 to go apparently arctic air ultra great for just photoshopping itself into your life does it work god no but i mean it looks nice just look at this lady doing yoga isn't she just having the time of her life take the port isaac shuttle service it's daryl so that beak's meant to be gray and with it not it just looks like a weirdly fleshy piece in front of the beak i know they wouldn't hold me but all i think of when i see this is zip lines oh no i see what you're going for with this but the bowl looks like a u and that just doesn't give me a good feeling reduce reuse and re-recycle so wait does that cancel it out which way is room 210 i happen to know but wouldn't have a clue from looking at this ah it's easy it's just phase right through the wall it's right there it's like you haven't read the harry potter series oh no oh no the snowflake wefts attacking either everything in my mother's shampoo bottle is written like that oh boy shampoo blitz blondes ah we only have a budget to do half of it what do we do i got you fam as the currency value gets bigger so does the money until it gets to over a hundred then poop menopause and travels into an old thing how do that that's just gotta be for aesthetic reasons surely you must have this much of an eating disorder to enter my house [Laughter] either this slide's actually extremely far away or your kids just somehow expand in size when they go down the slides bring your spatula nice durable polished steel slide perfect parabolic solar oven for frying eggs on your child's legs these builders must be from the midwest where the sun isn't seen for months unlike colorado where it's a lethal force yeah they don not think too well i think oh yeah now we've come across these designs before with stairs that why why do this to yourself oh but when i'm done with stairs what you want to climb up the stairwell as an angle screw you no you go along the long way like everyone else study train finish upgrade just shut the sticky rivets on a non-stick pan yay roman's the entire point of purchasing it putting the eye back in technology wait that's that's gonna be just some display store please tell me this is a display store wait this isn't just meant to be an ites one it isn't to worth the wholesan20 oh well there's a word there oh view okay they've got two words there that actually makes sense well done so am i the uncle or dad journal notebook yoda best uncle ever what this is so dumb i love it but also dad i love you 3 000 because yeah let's just shove in every kind of relatable image or text relating to pop culture in the book hey it's me the bachelor of the year you should vote for me because i'm a good person i'll sniff out the corruption in the environment cheap webcams have impressive features such as a 360 degree wide angle that's that's not 360 degrees that's 90 that is like more than half less than what you were promising yes my explanation makes sense shut up how much to walk for weight loss i'm assuming this is an attempt at following along the somatotypes logic here which for the record is debunked don't believe it though i'm curious what the the double triangle body type is that's uh that's an interesting one the real flaw behind this though was just this uh beautiful goal weight here i hm don't don't know if you know what weight is specifically there the phone is not hot eating chicken is easier the phone is not stuck the king easy to eat chicken go on tell me what this is advertising tell me what this is uh this is talking about give me your best shot oh jesus ah i'm good i'll go to the other hairdressers thanks oh i left my keys locked in the house again i'm just going to go in through the through the window remember to stay tuned for aspirin goth or webby narendra q a well firstly unless i'm looking at my computer screen at a very specific angle i can hardly even make out the countries but even with that out of the way there's still the issue that uh pretty sure london is not in the middle of europe let alone many other of these cities being where they seem to be according to this map oh my god i'm just not even hiding it like yeah we stuffed up the production line but here have a super deformed plush now before we go today it's time for a bit of fair knot today's work is by harmony 12 couldn't sleep so i made an art thanks for the work harmony looking beautiful if i ever become a famous music artist i won't uh can you be my album cover artist thanks and remember pups if you'd like to see your works featured on a future video be sure to post your artwork in the mk subreddit because that's where we see it and that's where we grab them for the next videos but there are more important matters to take care of first if you look at your youtube videos progress bar you'll notice that quite a bit of it is red that means you enjoyed this video in which case you should pay your jews and like the video otherwise the terrorists win also you should uh subscribe to make sure you get the notification bell clicked on as well so you get all the latest good goods of course with all that said i no longer need to ramble at your face for now so i shall part ways with you fair traveler my name has been jack your name has been that's the part where you tell me your name and i'll see you next time farewell bye-bye

Channel: EmKay

Views: 356,186

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Id: 60EZrMAzekc

Length: 14min 9sec (849 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 24 2020