r/Crappydesign | ALADDIN 3

[Music] is you spicy specimens welcome to mk my name is jack not the fancy way with the j-a-c-q-u-e no just j-a-c-k it's simple kind of like the brains of the people who designed the following stuff as we look at crappy designs good segue jack thanks jack it took me about 20 minutes to think of it really 20 minutes yeah i'm not proud system mode you can be on off or remote on off i'd understand if this was for a tv so you could control the actual tv in case someone steals your remote and drives by every day and keeps changing the channels sure i'd have to keep getting up to change the channel but i refuse to yield deutsche emergency equipment the only excuse i see for this is the fact that erotic is like their last name or something if i go in there and i'm not awkwardly flirted with as i inquire about a purchase i'm leaving that's meant to be like a slash in between open and here but it it just looks like it says open emir i got used at mtu [Laughter] thank you for resorting to stickers to explain your problems we have a therapist right here for you when you're ready i'm going to assume this has got to do with like used cars or something like that but come on you use this as your slogan you can tell by the nozzles alone that that water is not going to go directly into the sink also whoever designed this clearly doesn't understand how water and physics in general work like when it touches your hands it's going to splash about it's not like oil or something just oozing down your hands oh god could you imagine washing your hands with oil the only logic i see behind this is that they wanted to save money on using the paint so instead put the budget towards these posts and then draw paint around it you could save this though by maybe turning that white marker spot into like a leaf or something with some painting graffiti stuff i don't know because right now it just looks stupid it just looks like me a laptop with airplane mode well that's new must be a damn nice laptop if you can make calls on it could you imagine walking around with this thing to make a call like what are you gonna do have a skype call at thirty thousand feet they you order sug what they order you sug what a sug what does sug mean what is this mccafe lingo i'm missing out on my fomo was triggering oh kermit no no you didn't need to get the surgery to have teeth buddy it it just looks wrong ah yes this new ford ute it's got invative ology invativology when your truck doubles as your office make with technology rang across the with ae redest action lane high burn and traffic recognition wow i've learned so much about the features of this vehicle after reading that yeah back at the resort i worked out we had a giant chess set and we'd have crates like this that would port all the chess pieces into and they did exactly this they had the size all built up but no bottom then came the reins and the entire bottom area would get soaked and oh of course there's cracks there as you can see with the tiling the entire thing would constantly turn into a cockroach desk so half the time when you're putting them away or taking them out in the morning you're having to try and secretly knock away all the cockroaches on the chess pieces before any of the guests notice ah what a dream that was this belongs perfectly in crappy designs as your local council body i like to develop a footpath for the entire residence of the neighborhood to walk along but screw this particular household right here yeah they can just have grass wait wait which which part of the car is the original bit is it the underbody is it the i don't even know the terminology of cars the shell thing is that the original part of the car what we've got some giant uh body bull bar at the front it looks like something a five-year-old made by squishing their hot wheel toys together i want it ooh if this ain't an electrical issue waiting to happen i feel like you'd be going through a new light bulb every week if you're dealing with that cupboard space oh welcome back to using text to make a sign of things and do a terrible job at it what the hell is this even meant to represent i mean look at that right leg alone to get as of a believe day of success meanwhile that left leg is screaming from the knee down jesus christ tristan what's wrong with your leg man oh no dude just keep screaming when it's too expensive to replace the buttons so you just buy a bunch of stickers and hope for the best seriously what is this elevator the da vinci code i never knew lift level and floor level were two separate things you could at least put covers over the button so no one's confused by the numbering on the actual buttons themselves red large montana you can jump off a cliff that's what i do on my holidays oh my god this is terrible advertising damn nice view though you're free to leave but you can never come back you've made your choice person with wristwatch and armband we don't want you back here now go i assume this is some sort of building material and it's some sort of foam that is breaking apart i'm confused is it meant to break apart or is it meant to just stick i'm not sure he's jack the oblivious tool man oh that's me i don't know what kind of book this is but the cover is so confusing to look at i'm not thrown off by the way they've designed the lettering though that's actually kind of creative but the purple and the white it's just it's so weird it's such a weird wrong background it makes it look like some boring cliche school textbook why is there birds in it what have they got to do with momentum amazing slime cotton candy flavored ooh delicious hey look down the corner do not eat okay sure thanks for letting me know after flavoring it cotton candy while making it look like it's a lolly like come on if people are dumb enough to eat tide pods i'm pretty sure they're going to be dumb enough to eat you fire stone this is apparently our logo design we seem to think tires are like baby jesus i imagine tesla cars have a nightmare crossing this area of the road that fire hydrant doesn't even work it's purely there just to tick off cyclists come on just look at your phone as you're walking don't worry i'll move out of the way i swear so you know when you design a fence the point is to make sure nothing can go through or over or under the fence right like you understand that's the premise of a fence deep action exfoliating scrub exfoliates to clean deep down to the pores clean and clear deep action exfoliating scrub is a unique formula that cleans deep down to the pores with exfoliating beats to smooth skin this cooling formula reaches deep down to the pores to dissolve dirt oil and even makeup completely oil-free rinses clean and cleans down to the pores do you understand you understand that we go deep down into the pores without exfoliating scrub because if you exfoliate clean deep down into the pores you won't go deep down into the pores if you don't exfoliate properly because you're gonna exfoliate deep down into the pores because if you don't go chickpeas just go to the pores they're not going deep and if you're gonna go deep down to the body dab deep i pressure rinse low pressure and then apply from top to bottom to bring kamoor to speech bubble killers deep stuff it's still fair to call this a frustrating design if i'm still equally as disgusted looking at it as a normal minion how the heck do you even drive this thing like i imagine you put your feet in those spare compartments there on the side but then you what your hands are like just constantly down at your hips i hope this never ends up on the road because there will be so many accidents ah yes this is why you never trust when something says it has this amount of storage in it legally they are allowed to say that because it does have that amount of storage but that doesn't mean you can use all of that storage i guarantee most of that other has got to do with the apps in the system itself oh we don't know what they're for they're your problem to deal with what a lazy way to make you think there's new content on the app that or some designer accidentally used the wrong image for their app logo slide to run well like literally because i will literally do that if there's a slide nearby i'm going down it grand theft auto darm and jerry what i guess this bundle was designed so that way there's a game for the kids in the game for the older adults but of course every mother would just buy it for their kids in general and then complain and be shocked that their kids are playing such violent video games lol here's an image love good night washi wankton looks like this person was awoken to this text at 3 43 am and they deserve to be yeah we have no idea how a tv and video game system works yeah you just you just plug in the things in the middle of the tv screen there and then there's a bright little light flashing around it at all times and the kid just waves his arms around that that's how it works you can walk in right here but not here you can walk in right here but not here you can walk in right here but not here you can walk in right here but not here you can walk in right here but not here disabled access if they can pass the test a test of will and strength spongebob spongebob girls boys kids digital wrist watch strap yellow easy oh that actually hurt and great idea giving him a hitler mustache that's great no wait look where the hands are i love that that's the last thing i notice about this marble toilet designs the second one's okay the first one oh god if this company genuinely hired legit designers they'd know they'd at least have the common sense to know that brown does not work anywhere in toilets hi i'm a ninjago and uh i've got quads for days sucker longest time gone without blinking 5.61 seconds wait really that's nothing according to record setter michael thomas kept his eyes open without blinking for one hour uh 5.61 seconds well that just broke my hopes of getting a world record focusing on the right of this image we have my partner enjoying a nice serene bath and a beautiful bathroom space and if we just casually pan to the left we'll see me or smelly and hairy wanting to jump in the bath too look out dominoes and pizza hut it's time for a domino pizza and a pizza hut it's the living embodiment of someone copying another person's homework please no riding in wagons down sidewalk didn't say anything about my dragon though this g drive simping on that laptop like it's she's mine you can't be here too go away this usb stick area is all mine let's learn to count to three one three there we go there's no other numbers hey the person who's selling this monitor stand i don't think you know how they work ah it's sammy bowser ooh that doesn't look like stephen curry i don't even follow basketball and i'm pretty confident that is not stephen curry yeah i don't think these things should be so close together uh it will be a sad sad day when people stop making terrible knockoffs oh who am i kidding they're never gonna not do that max one people specifically named max only max is allowed installation schematic diagram no that's not a diagram that is literally not the definition of a diagram neither is the use of the word installation or schematic actually you could have used instruction guide but clearly you got carried away using synonyms by the positioning of that usb port i can see why garfield's smiling like that do it charge me up oh yeah charge me unless head what is this even meant to be oh god what hey what okay this is meant to be a menu this is meant to be some online menu i can't even read any of this so i'd like to design a clock but i wanted to hate me wow that's uh that is a flexible ad unless there's something on the back of those shades to cover those lights on the other side those are gonna blind you when you turn it on what is this some attempt to turn medical items into an emoji system because i mean that's actually pretty creative though i feel like the white blending into the wall is gonna make it actually very hard to find out where this damn thing is in this building history 101 why use a burger what even is the point this doesn't make me want to watch it it makes me want to get some food because i'm hungry now noober blocks always check your color code people wow this place is beautiful thanks it's my hope presenting our new book full of peace billy you're gonna put some red bull with all the kids stuff is that very appropriate i'm no parent but i'm pretty sure that is not safe for kids to drink in case of emergency become consumed by cthulhu this bodysuit is terrifying and i want it exactly for that reason wherever you go first aid kits absolutely legit can't see any fakeness here trampoline sprinkler look how much fun these kids are having in their normal clothes i know that makes it a crappy design but honestly this would actually be a great selling point for me as a parent i wouldn't even point out to the kids that has a sprinkler option i'd buy it like weeks or months before one of their birthdays once their birthday comes and a bunch of all their friends are jumping on the trampoline all in their casual clothes having fun after eating some birthday cake then i'll turn on the sprinkler and then i'll rush out all shocked and surprised like oh oh how did this happen oh who did this this is why i can't be a parent sorry this parking is only for the big booty people so you're planning to install a side wall for that garage right lake view deli fried chicken slushies what you cook the chickens in front of them and then you just chuck it all into a blender oh that's disgusting i'm gonna pray and hope that this is just in development but still my god i guess it's the best you can do with that small space anyway day and night we just slightly altered the angle of the camera what is this even advertising is advertising the lights or is it the fire exit sign what everything spoilers wrong with the dumb but also cute just like me the joke is that i'm dumb and cute my kitchen office is now my as stylish as 1935. yeah let's put the toilet paper holder right next to the shower where water sprinkles out that's a perfect choice yo i used to have one of these when i was a kid i did not care that he looked like a really dopey crocodile i loved it live sessions quizzes and assignments and projects just for 199 rs is this meant to be some sort of promotional thing for code learning it's just so badly designed oh there's something a little bit off about this doggo's face oh i see it's the nose the nose is too big mu and dad a perfect triplet apparently this is meant to be an elk you tried you really did i can see you tried i know these are considered bad designs because the smearing makes it hard to tell if there's actually food on it or not but from my eyes it doesn't seem too brown that it comes across as something worse technically it looked like smeared food just at a different point in the system bosh logics easy access and they broke the handle [Laughter] so much for the easy access oh how lovely a toilet paper roll holder that doesn't actually hold the toilet paper properly order here please stop order here ah finally install the knob for the door let me just uh pull it up let me just let me just try and pull it open okay okay there's a problem d here f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v nothing but x y and z there's nothing else in the alphabet to worry about i mean worry about don't mention the other word i mean the other urge quick don't don't let the government know i mean now i mean no no he looks like he came from aladdin's fart hmm not here at artemere we think it's a good idea to have our logo of a cow and a pig that kind of look like they're doing something else but see it's fun and okay because the pig's giving consent just look at that smile he can't wait to have some of that kale some milk oh god bad jack bad boy lemonade four lemons three and a half cups of water squeezed lemons add water and ice sweeten with honey okay i see these kind of glasses that show a little recipe on them and i guarantee 99 of us who buy those kind of glasses never actually use the recipe and if you're gonna say it needs four lemons at least have four lemons there not three aventi pro better cut quality lasts two times longer than avanti then why is it two stars event is normally one star but this one oh this one's two stars oh oh go to the hospital then get a new cartoonist where'd you go where'd you go we're watching you as you sleep how should we fill this gap between our houses gravel star wars no we're star war here welcome we hope you enjoy our hospitality please enter by tearing me in half do it do it you sick freak you are a heartbreaker happy valentine's day this is a great design what are you talking about oh that is not the anatomy of a horse that is nowhere close to it pipuyarti bidet oh you remembered my arty bidet you're tahest yeah okay maybe get rid of the damn swells on your ruler when you're designing it so it's more easier to tell where the hell to line it up then maybe color in the damn numbers next time so i can actually read them yeah check out that shock absorption everything smashes just how we designed it look it it's spicker man it's obviously not spider-man but i mean you can at least get the wording right oh wait never mind it's right there in the corner okay it's legit now guys this one goes out to the ladies to the i moon love and you back yeah i know martin i'm a nova casa this is why they purposely use short chains at least they're meant to we are all unless you in this made our clothes together then you're on your own damn red text why you gatekeeping oh i love the look of this already on us on the hashtag young living essential oils of course free live webinar today free registration how to start online business from home with three guys one guy who's thinking about something and it doesn't look like he's really confident about it probably focus less on your seminar guys and more on the fact that you're in a wormhole going straight for earth honestly i'll pay for a seminar as to how you ended up there i don't care about your business starting scam now you want to place it on the top of the knob there but don't press down don't you do that oh buddy okay sasquatches and sasquatchets that does it for today on mk if you think you could have designed anything in this video better than one you prove it by liking this video show how good your design skills are by turning that thumb into a blue thumb also if you want to see a cool magic trick click on the subscribe button and a magic d will appear right next to the word my name's been jack you have been a pleasure to ramble at i'll see you guys next time bye

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Length: 17min 59sec (1079 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 17 2020