r/Crappydesign | PIZZ TIME

oh yes that makes complete sense thank you very much at least you're not really going to be looking at it to turn it off and on but still this is amateur [Music] how's it going ladies and gents welcome back to mk today i thought we would take another quick peek at r crappy design because you can really never get enough of horribly created things that somehow made it past quality assurance and all the money men they look at something terrible and go yeah that'll work so without further ado let's jump right in there and start making fun of some of the worst products ever created well at least it's four feet tall right that kid's gotta be like five inches tall in comparison though oh wait this is based off of that horrible godzilla movie with matthew broderick oh no happy 2025 oh 20 years 25 million customers this year let's pledge to move on with a mask on okay honda what's inside actual size well clearly not you lying bastards is it the actual size well yes but really no oh god what the hell is this uh dark star these canvases in my office don't align wow whoever hung these up should be fired and if they are fired they should be fired again wow that backpack sure doesn't know what size it wants to be or she is huge take turns to match three in a row to win something isn't quite right here can't quite put my finger on it though just give me a minute this child looks like he is coughing blood in this coba 19 safety poster at the mall oh god i don't like that at all does coven make you cough blood i don't think that's part of the symptoms who thought dark blue was a good background color choice for black text oh god let me see if i can even try to read any of this no i really can't read a single word nerf blast still looks like crap though just because i can read it doesn't mean it's competently designed old toyota corolla has two options for seat warmers either the left one or both that's very very strange also you have an old toyota corolla that has seat warming abilities god count your blessings man i was lucky that my old toyota corolla even came with seats i've got a crunch on you i must ask you butterfinger to be mine well uh it's not quite the same before after can you just put the soccer ball away please also what did you do with my plant did you put it in the drawers my cable for my oculus is so heavy that it slightly takes out the cable crashing games oh yeah i have experienced that i don't really have any advice i've just experienced it it sucks oh see if the cat can mask up so can you you lazy jack wagon woke up early this morning i thought it was swiss cheese instead of pepperoni pizza it does look a lot more like it giant game chess let us go the best welcome gifts for the children oh my god whoever designed this box i do not wish you well that's all i'm gonna say fun for the whole family damn she is tiny this salt shaker can't be closed wow it really can't what the hell make sure you don't knock it over oh hell yeah it's my favorite bike brand the rider i mean rock rider god dang it this atm's buttons cancel and enter are in the wrong place i may trust the colors and symbols but still yeah that's a little bit weird all sorts of these can be forgiven as far as crappy design is concerned but an atm should not have any issues an atm should be perfect all across the board kids decorating toy has silicon labeled as sweet cream oh no no no no no no no no how's that not breaking any laws oh is this it's a chinese product okay or at least i'm assuming that's chinese i can really only recognize korean and japanese if i'm being honest wow they didn't even remotely get those characters right at all that kid looks like she has been rigorously tortured for years on end and well that guy looks a little bit more stretched than he's supposed to also the hair doesn't make any sense he's an actual banana they just turned him into a banana what the hell let's start a sub called r slash despicable design where it's just crappy despicable me merch i was kidding let's not do that don't do that stand on do not bleach your seats all right took me a few tries to realize this was a sensible english sentence i thought it was spanish or something on the first look only you or dog can hear it wow that was a nightmare dogs yeah i don't think so oh god the elves have been making too much crack hey why does why does the snail have two sets of eyes can it look behind it as well i don't like that you know i'm really glad that that teletubbies reboot didn't work out nd filter the main function is to reduce the amount of incoming light when the light is too bright so that the camera can select the correct exposure value and avoid overexposure before after what a great way to show that off vacation let's our loose mind wild body and our runs enjoy life have fun don't tell me what to do let's good eat food yes let's use handbrake but with your foot i'm not sure human hands go that way when hugging yeah i don't think they do either i'm just spitballing though the photoshop job look at the hats okay what's wrong with the hats the hats are perfect i see no problem here happy new year but one of the happies is actually a you so it makes no god damn sense hdmi virtual display adapter that's not how any of this works at all also you're putting the hdmi in upside down it's not going to work at all for christmas i got a headband headphone that i thought was perfect for my big head except for one thing the controls are on the forehead so not only do i have to slap my face to skip the song i can't see the buttons when it's on so i have to slap my head multiple times you know i would feel bad for you but someone gave you a headband headphone pair what the hell is that in the first place ah the aston martin f1 team i am f one i mean i guess ah yes the coat hooks that can move around freely and they don't actually hold anything how useful ad for curtain rod would make a great horror film scene i don't like that at all dude also 30 pounds she's got away more than 30 pounds right or are they talking 30 pounds in the middle you know what i don't care uh why the ingredients were not even listed on the page it was just this image what you need it listed out for you dude just go to tesco and be a big boy like the rest of us alien mother mary nursing baby jesus well that is one hell of a band name and that is one despicable image right there i know it's supposed to say joy but all i'm getting is gi gi also that looks incredibly expensive what the hell is canada's evil otherworldly twin canada but with a k ah cool uh which one am i gonna get also i see this guy's very adept when it comes to knives as he's already lost a couple of fingers but is this some kind of bargain three pack or do i get to pick one how does this work this remote that i can't hold in my left hand sure you can it's just not really gonna feel great also i don't know what this remote could possibly be for i see a dvd symbol what is that like the voodoo symbol what the hell is that and then windows 7 windows vista wow just wow an ad that advertises leggings without showing any leggings oh yeah you can't see the leggings here yeah you could you could see them right there right there in the bottom of the image right at her waist happy hot year pinu years a collaboration with you know who cares who it's in collaboration with look at this mess these cookie monster socks where the cookie monster is mostly underneath the soul you spend extra money on some cutesy socks and this is what you get i'd get a refund this telephone pole installed in the exact center of an already narrow sidewalk bro it's totally fine just walk in the street what's the problem stop stickles and gopunities do the lowercase i and the way the letters overlap peltrum pluvbing inc okay what do you do the pie chart on my government test does not match up with the percents no no they absolutely do not match up that's every government for you though whoa these are so bad mainly because they're not real i'm guessing it was a green top and you just went into photoshop and popped an image in there the pills get stuck at the bottom oh my god why why is there a little lip at the bottom for them to get stuck in are you kidding me holy crap well well well if it isn't another stupidly placed pillar that makes no god damn sense at all this blanket that looks like it's covered in pea stains i think it might actually be covered in pea stains used no stain i don't think so microwave safe plastic taco trays yep right in the oven they go where they're not safe light green light blue brown green blue and black i'm gonna stop you now um not even i'm that colorblind the gap between the window and the cars at the dunkin near me i'm so waiting to see a tray of drinks crash land as the clerk does the creation of adam to pass them [Laughter] what the hell did they do to santa it's like his head's about to explode man shark no springs station it took me a second but i got it i got it coffee thermos that was stained by coffee why is it shaped like a pill though that seems kind of odd and it's from oracle sep teamer my favorite month suck sucka what do you guys do each dot on this toaster oven is like 1.4 minutes oh that's handy well i guess it'll make taking a dump a little interesting bought a replacement watch band for my garmin the clip physically cannot work with the watch band yeah for some strange reason you gotta be real careful with watch bands man they're either really awesome or they're so bad of love i brave uh because lot cry a little less and smile a lot mose wow holy crap this one's just next level why would they put white on white look i've got a lot of questions regarding this image like why did they put this out at all but we're gonna move on because this is just so awful to look at if this is real and you go to this school please consider transferring this took a solid 30 seconds to read oh my god all right i'm gonna try i'm gonna try here uh always kindness i don't see anything else 15 minute workout to lose belly fat why the animals though you didn't need any of that oh wow perfect another product you can't even read oh god you know what it's a perfect way to end this video on frustration always remember folks if you even somewhat enjoyed this video consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed the video well then make sure to get yourself subscribed and click that bell icon that way you get notified of every upload and if you're feeling kind of adventurous or generous you should seek out my channel here in the sub box on mk i've started to make some more content recently and i'd really appreciate you coming by and giving me your totally not honest opinion of my works alright ladies and gents before i go on any farther i'll be seeing you

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Id: F4lH2Z6JeGo

Length: 12min 20sec (740 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 10 2021