r/Choosingbeggars I'm Dying So SHOW ME YOUR ****!

welcome to our slash choosing beggars where a woman unleashes her inner gold-digger hey is this the guy selling the signed comic yeah you got it the only one I'm selling at the moment is up for 800 bucks but if we do it direct I could maybe knock a hundred bucks off are you based nearby what you expect me to pay $700 for it just cuz it's signed by some dude um yeah I do it's an x-men comic from the 70s that's signed by Stan Lee and Chris Claremont they aren't just some dude and that's about what you'd pay in US dollars for one the price on the comics says 35 sins I'm not paying more than that what are you talking about we're on the listing know on the front of the comic 35 cents I might pay $10 cuz you got some dudes design it but I haven't even heard of those dudes yeah we're done here come on man don't be a dick I'm a big Marvel fan and so is my brother and i'ma get a form for Christmas how about $20 delivered you're a big Marvel fan but you haven't heard of Stan Lee no I googled him and he ain't anyone 20 bucks final offer okay first off yes the comic was 35 cents when it was published in 1978 that's not its price now it's been graded by a CGC as 8.5 and they witness Stan Lee and Chris Claremont sign it Chris popularized x-men over the 80/90 s and Stan Lee created the x-men amongst others and is synonymous with Marvel this is worth a lot I'm willing to sell to someone for roughly what I paid in USD for it a couple of years ago because there aren't a lot of these in New Zealand and I want others to have one but what you're asking is preposterous I'm a report you for price inflation and deception if there's a marked price on something thing you gotta sell it for that cute but that's not true hey come on fu man it's Christmas I already told my brother I'm getting this for him he's had a rough year man his girlfriend dumped him and his new girlfriend is poor is this a prank f you and your comic grunt hello hello forty dollars final offer hello fu fu how about I come steal it and that way you pay me to put up with this BS yeah okay expect a phone call from the police this guy doesn't know who Stan Lee is I'm pretty sure my grandma knows who Stanley is hey you so got the bike for sale what's your lowest price hey there yes the bike is still available I'm asking 250 but I'm a little negotiable on the price how much were you thinking well you're in Blanc right if I get a ride to pick it up can you do a hundred cuz you're like an hour away no sorry hundred is way too low I've had offers for 200 already so 220 would be the lowest I would accept unless you can come get it today and then I'll let it go for 200 I got a drive an hour to you man so a hundred and twenty is all you're gonna get or you drop it off to me in like two hours and I'll give you 140 okay I'm sorry I already stated in the ad that it was pickup only I won't deliver it and as I said I've already had offers for 200 tomorrow from people locally so I don't see any reason for me to accept your offer but let me know if you can come pick it up for 200 anytime today and it's yours dude come on you're being dumb you're not gonna get 200 for it just bring it to me and get a hundred and twenty right now yo I found a ride I'll be there in like 45 minutes what's your address I got a hundred cash for you right now ASAP hello dude all right man the offer is gonna keep going less if you don't reply man right now I got a tea for you answer or when I get there I'll only pay 60 I'm not giving you my address because I'm not accepting your offer I've already said multiple times now that I won't take less than $200 for it so I don't know where you're driving right now but you're not buying my bike for 60 or 80 or even 100 I really hope you're not actually driving towards me because if you're just wasting time and gas please don't contact me again unless you're bringing 200 bucks for my bike man app you you're full of garbage we had an epic deal and now you're backing out how about I just take your effing bike and you don't get anything see you soon baby boy sounds great I'll let you know when you get here bud let me know how long it takes you to find my house if you can find me before the end of the day you can have the bike for free huh you think you're funny just wait tell me where you live if you think you're so tough okay all right man I'll give you 220 what's your address what's your address bundle of sticks punk jerk mother effer leather effort answer me hey I'm the friend bling posted about the dog you win I'll pay 220 give me your address so I can definitely not come beat you up $50 $60 what for the PlayStation huh just the PlayStation know everything I'm haggling yo hello my ad said the PlayStation 4 has two controllers a PSV are set up and three games for 300 bucks I said in the ad no haggling I won't respond anymore after this text $300 everyone haggles 100 is the most I'm gonna offer yo you about to miss out on some serious cash this would be a good Christmas gift for my brother man hundred dollars take it or leave it Fe you I'm reporting your ad it's getting taken down because you can't reach a deal god I love that exchange take it or leave it okay I'll leave it what i betta fool you there send me I'll pick if you're there vagon a pic huh you are my Pussycat Doll please send Bobby for 34 thousand rupees ma'am bloody [ __ ] [ __ ] father flips in Nick de Pig now I ask many time please send it dying from cancer one last wish to see your Bob I will take off life support so can die in peace okay I did now if you pick by never contact me again hey girl I miss you brownie phase I wanted to ask you if you could paint some air forces with butterflies on them for me I really like your work and I want to know if you could do them for me let me know hey been a while yeah I can definitely paint some butterflies on some air forces for you it's gonna be a hundred bucks you just have to give me the shoes oh wait you want me to pay for them yeah this is my business I don't usually do them for free why wouldn't I well I didn't think you would charge me cuz we're really good friends I guess I just didn't expect that from you I just wanted to support the business but never mind a hundred dollars is too expensive for the work you do anyway I mean honestly your stuff isn't even that good to be charging that much you should do like twenty bucks to be honest girl what it takes me almost 20 plus hours to finish a pair of shoes not to mention there are all hand-painted and I work really hard to come up with my own ideas you said you really liked my work and then whenever I said I was gonna charge you all of a sudden it isn't good enough you said you want to support my business but how are you supporting my business if I paint your shoes for free that's not even being friends not to mention this is the first time we've spoken in like a year I know the worth of my art and if you don't like it I'm sorry but it isn't free stop texting me if one of my friends was an artist and I wanted to support them I would literally pay them double two glasses of chardonnay $24 tip about $0 grand total I have a military spouse it should be free next time think of military spouse smiley face then there's choosing beggar rights when I became a military spouse I thought I would get free stuff WTF military spouses deserve drinks for free at this place OMG of this place we serve our butts off way more than anyone you know who really served their butt off was your literal server tips $0 lady even if the place did give you drinks for free you should still tip the server what's wrong with you for this next pose this woman was couch surfing and Opie finally kicked her out and then this is the text message I hope you find what you're looking for condescending can you introduce me to some of your wealthier friends I'll give you cash and return for the intro I am going to be 32 soon and I feel like I'm never going to find someone I can have a family with I tried going to all sorts of places and end up dating guys who can't afford anything then things fall apart and I end up getting hurt it's effed up and I'm sick of it I want the next guy I allow myself to care about to be in a place where you can afford to have a woman and a family I'd pay you for the intros if you know single guys who are looking for marriage or family building and can afford to do so no age limits dude is this girl literally asking you to become her pimp on this next post someone made a post online begging for help in fostering a dog for two weeks while a newly homeless family waited to move into their new home Opie who doesn't know these people at all offered to take this dog for free for two weeks and then gets this text message hey I'm the friend blink posted about the dog then literally four minutes later hello hi sorry I'm gonna work and can't be on my phone much so I guess you never found anyone to take him if I did I wouldn't be texting you can you take him now okay and no I'm at work I don't get done until midnight tonight but I could take him then I can come pick him up when I get off huh are you effing serious why the flip would you even message blank about the dog if you couldn't come get him my message two days ago when I was off work if you had texted me then I would have been able to take him right away do you need me to take the dog tonight or not Wow can you just get him now I just told you I'm at work I can't physically leave work until midnight Effie you okay then good luck with the dog how can you be this epping heartless hello Effie you jerk guess you just effing hate dogs you screw over a mother at Christmastime heartless grunt man what's with this lady I've never seen someone ask for a favor so angrily my coworker Sarah had a walkout from her restaurant last night all walkouts suck but this one was very different the table that walked out included three 20 something year olds two guys and a girl the girl happened to go to high school with my co-worker who was serving them the two spent a good portion of the night catching up having a good time and everything was going smoothly after ordering $80 worth of food and drinks the table walked out on their bill Sarah was pissed since we scan and save IDs at my bar we permanently flag anyone who has walked out on their tab and banned them from reentry unless of course they come back to pay their tab and apologize for their lapse in judgment the ID saving system is also linked with other bars in the city that used the same brand so if someone were to be banned from our bar all other participating bars would be notified and able to ban them as well Sarah figured she'd message this girl on Facebook and let her knows she should come back and pay her bill to save her from that major inconvenience instead of telling her she was a huge piece of garbage but my coworker kept it cordial the girl never responded to my friend the next day however the girl who walked out called the restaurant asking to speak to the manager my manager a seasoned vet who doesn't take garbage from anyone answered the phone every morning he reads over the log from the night before so he knew of everything that went down including the walkout however he wasn't aware that Sarah had messaged his girl on Facebook the girl proceeded to log a complaint about a server who waited on her the previous night's your server Sarah found me on social media and harassed me it was really unprofessional and I'm super creeped out by it you shouldn't employ people who stalk their customers and send them threatening and if sent messages my manager somewhat shocked at first was about to find out more information about the cyber harassment but remembered that Sarah was a server with a walkout from the night before I apologize if he felt uncomfortable by one of our servers actions but harassment sounds unusual for Sarah she's one of our best servers what exactly did Sarah say in these messages she said that I needed to come in and pay my tab or she would ban me from every bar in the city and I never be able to eat out again my manager paused what do you think she meant by pay your tab well we didn't pay our tab completely blown away my manager didn't know how to respond so I'm going to need you to pay for your tab and here's where this girl went from complete idiot to a complete idiot trying to be a delusional choosing beggar well I am not paying for our tab now no way I'm not going to give money to a restaurant who employs people who harass customers I'm honestly so scared and creeped out that I'm going to call the police actually the only way I won't call the police as if you promise you're going to fire this server so you're not going to pay a tab that you walked out on huh no are you even listening to me you guys should be paying me for what I went through you should be lucky that all I'm asking for is for this server to be fired so it won't call the police to buy some time to unpack the crazy my manager just heard he told this chick that he'd talk it over with his supervisor and he would call her back Sarah happened to be working that day so he asked to see the Facebook messages Sarah sent this girl exactly one message that said hey you walked out on your tab with me you can come in and pay it tomorrow just make sure you come in because the ID system will ban you from our place and maybe some other bars if you don't pay my manager called this psycho back ma'am I just read the messages Sarah sent you on Facebook Sarah was trying to help you we banned people from our bar who walk out on their tabs so when would you like to pay for the $80 plus an added 20% gratuity no Sarah should have never message me in the first place my social media profile is private I want her fired well that's not happening and we'll be banning you and your friends if you don't pay for your bill the girl was screaming at this point I am calling the police for harassment and piracy you looked at my private messages I'm not paying my manager laughing in complete shock okay go for it tell them we'd love to talk to them too enjoy your day hello police I stole from these people and they treated me very badly afterwards so I left them arrested and executed that was our slashed choosing beggars and if you like this content then let me know by hitting that like button because it really helps my channel grow on the YouTube algorithm

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Length: 16min 17sec (977 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 21 2020