r/Choosingbeggars "Pay Me $$$ Or I'll DRINK YOUR BLOOD!"

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next reddit post comes from DJ skate Hey and I have a free board we don't usually do that but we have some 8.5 that we can give away actually I skate an 8 we don't have any AIDS just 8.5 but you said I can have it yes if you want to 8.5 you can have it actually I said I wanted an 8 we can get you an 8 for 40 bucks plus shipping actually you said it would be free no we can give you an 8 point 5 free also you'd probably still need to pay shipping actually you'll send me an 8 for free you'll pay shipping - no actually you meant to say yes I don't want to get my lawyers involved a lawyer would cost more than just buying a board actually you have to pay for the court B's - when we win look I'm done trying you can't have 8.5 either actually I can and actually Opie posted an update to whom it may concern it has recently been made clear to me that your company promised my son a free board and then retracted that promise I understand that blank acted out of line in requesting something other than the eight point five board you offered him that was wrong of him and after speaking to him he is willing to accept the eight point five instead of the eight he desperately wanted also I want to apologize on behalf of blank for threatening to sue you he is an 11 year old child he does not have the resources don't worry he will not be suing you let me know how we can proceed in getting my son to free board he deserves thank you hi blink I do not remember promising your son of free board do you have any evidence that someone in our company may have offered this to him hello yes I do there is this conversation between your company and blank on Instagram his username is bling I am sure you can find it on your end as well as you can see he was clearly told he could have an 8.5 for free please let me know how I can receive this board for my son he is a good kid he deserves it thank you ah yes that kid sorry we will not be providing a free board for him under any circumstances you can buy one for a full price directly from our website if you want one there are 40 bucks plus shipping of course shipping is free if you buy more than 50 dollars in merchandise I really think he deserves the free board you promised him not giving blanket free board would be fraud and I would hate to report your company as fraudulent also think about how many people blink will get your product in front of when you give it to him you will be making so much money from all the news sales he brings in when you think about it like that you should be paying him to ride your board thanks no we are not giving him a free skateboard under any circumstances this behavior cannot be rewarded as a company we expect better from the skate community than the way your son spoke to us wow you're being such an epic butthole he is a child it made a mistake and now you are refusing to give him what he is rightly owed please forward this to your supervisor we are going to get you fired also we're still going to report fraud even if you give us a board to teach you a lesson unless of course you give us something else in a dish into a free board perhaps a hat thank you report us as fraud then I don't care I'm not giving you any free gear we will not be responding further to your emails also I own the company eat my Pechanga little jerk boy thinks and then actually Opie actually posted a third update actually f you answer me you piece of garbage Thanks whatever I'm reporting you as fraud right now Thanks actually blank we've decided to send a free board please just send us an address we will even throw in a hat just for the misunderstanding I am so sorry we were rude to you I hope you will forgive us and then Opie post a picture of what they actually sent to this choosing beggar and it is an incredibly scuffed up and damaged skateboard that's been snapped in half this doesn't look like an 8.0 board this looks like 24.0 boards good we deserve that hat for the stress this whole ordeal has caused us I like the Joker hat as it is the best hat you carry send that hat as well as the eight size deck my address is blank it better be here soon thanks okay we've seen it through ups the tracking number is blank I will email you again soon to make sure you got it sorry again it should arrive today did you get it no not yet thanks I just got the Hat and the board what the actual f you piece of garbage butthole grunt jerk bajando eating stupid haha stupid f [ __ ] this is nightmare fuel of a hat made my youngest daughter cry she's going to need therapy now to get over the trauma you should never have even made that had to begin with you piece of garbage mother effer also why the elvis's board broken it's not even an eight like you promised you sent us a broken wrong size board you for Junko eating little dick doodoo head we are going to sue you for all the trauma and all the stress your terrible company has put us through don't even bother replying to this email we don't answer pieces of garbage like you thanks understood sorry for the trouble please feel free to purchase anything else you may want in the future thanks actually part two the thanks inning did you guys actually enjoy this story let me know what you actually think down in the comments thanks our next reddit post is from the cat and the pet I have a couple acres of wooded property over the past winter I had several maple trees and a few spruce trees fall over I spent the better part of eight hours felling hung trees then limbing and bucking them up a few of them were pretty massive and I looked everything by hand and wheelbarrow I posted an ad to a couple local Facebook groups giving away the wood for free wood goes for 250 bucks a cord around here so free is a great deal it's probably two or three cords I got about 20 messages right away I had people wanting me to deliver it I had people wanting me to split it I even had one guy call and ask if I could give him birch instead of maple or spruce I deleted my effing ad and I'm going to see if any local charities take firewood F choosing beggars sekonic down in the comments has the perfect reply you think you can just up and offer people 500 to 750 dollars worth of free goods without throwing in another four to eight hours of free labor on top of that what kind of selfish monster are you then Opie says I'm sorry our next post comes to us via Twitter from Tom Lishman who is actually an artist hello unfortunately I don't think I'll be able to take this project on due to size and complexity thanks for reaching out though thanks Tom no problem but now I got a curse you so you can't do this to anyone else I warned you and you played yourself by trying to Sacre by someone for your own selfishness your career in anything is now over and you'll have no opportunity going forward enjoy HEC kid and every moment you hold your grudge and talk bad about those who tried to help you while you try to take from them your pain will be much harder to deal with you're welcome by the way it's better you get taken out now than what you'd have to deal with if you continue to be a piece of garbage to the world cuz you're miserable I'm nothing like those you tried to walk over so I hope you think I'm playing a joke on you because that's my favorite part now you can go and remain in this memory stuck you do have an option to serve me for free in order to get your life back but we know you're too filled with evil to do so this too is my favorite part enjoy your energy being drained and thank you for choosing evil it's been a pleasure taking life from you so apparently vampires are choosing burgers or whatever this guy thinks he is a witch who knows man actually I really enjoyed draining your life essence thanks our next reddit post is from youth Chi hey blink I heard from blank that you baked a cake for your team on his birthday it's my birthday next week can you bake me a cake and bring it to the office it's free right hi blank yes I baked it for him because in our team we usually pull money to buy a cake or someone volunteers to make it for them instead are you sure you want me to bake it I've never spoken to anyone on your side of the office and I don't know if it would make any sense if I came to give it to you and your team yeah I was gonna buy a cake too but it's free to ask you to make it so can you do this cake on Monday bring it to my desk at 2:00 and I'll just give it to everyone so it's not awkward for you to talk to my people it's Ferrero rocher's and lint truffles and stuff but you can just count the cost as my birthday gift low I can make you box cake or cookies WTF you're joking right Lowell no I'm really sorry but the fact you just want me to make this cake and deliver it to your desk so you can present it as your own contribution makes no sense to me also I'm going to be kind of busy this weekend dog sitting for blank I think maybe it's best for you to order a cake so you know it'll be up to your standards or something you think I have the money for that please you're my co-worker it's my birthday I want this cake sorry I really can't see you tomorrow I'm going to avoid you in the office from now on and tell everyone how you really are watch your back HR might want a word with you soon Opie I definitely think you should take a page out of her book and report this to HR I think HR would be very interested in one of their employees threatening another employee our next reddit post is from sister old garage to be torn down you are buying the building four hundred cash I'm not paying anybody garage to tear down four hundred dollars cash to me before you start must get down and hauled off in seven days no excuses why you can't not liable for getting hurt on my property Garage Door electric service everything goes you are buying the building and hauling it off condition used good and for those who are listening and not watching this is nowhere close to condition used good honestly this garage looks like one of those murder shacks that the villain in a horror movie drags the 18 year old virgin - that has a bunch of decapitated heads and pig guts strewn about in the basement and this guy expects someone to pay him to tear down and haul off his garbage sometimes I think choosing beggars seriously have a mental disorder our next reddit post is from Safa gator hey can you send the pics you took of us at blank hey there which ones did you want the one on that rock the hill the group photo and all my individual ones okay wait let me just check how many so there's a total of eight photos four of you individually three on the rock and one on the hill the rock group photo - hello where are you reply hey there sorry was eating lunch yeah the rock group photo - also I have two more view at night do you want those hello who eats lunch this early yes and those two can you send it on whatsapp so that the quality is good my number is blink sure just pay time me the money ten photos at ten rupees each is 100 rupees I'll upload them to Google Drive and send you the link so that you can get the full quality photos since whatsapp compresses the images - wait what why do I have to pay for them they're just photos you're not printing them out I clearly remember telling you guys that you'll have to pay for them I thought you were joking when you said that and besides you gave the photos you took a blink to her for free first of all I told you twice that you'd have to pay I don't ask my parents for money the money I get from this is what I use for my entertainment second blank is my little sister of course I'd give it to her for free now are you gonna pay or not but even I'm like your sister you're also like my sister do you remember eighth grade when you sat behind me on a test and asked for almost 20 ARC's worth of answers in the last 10 minutes and when I said no you complain to the invigilator saying that I was trying to copy do you know how much trouble that got me in hey come on that was almost two years ago please just send me two of mine at least please I'll tag you or give you credits for it please oh my god wow what an amazing idea credits that's so good wait I'll send you the photos immediately then opie sends the photo with her watermark and comic sans stretching from one corner to the other here you go what the app I don't want that ugly watermark and send it on whatsapp like I asked you two idiots oh sorry yeah I forgot but you gotta pay for that pay time ten bucks for photo goodbye you butthole send it to me now it's legally my property I can file a case against you I'll tell everyone how sucky your photos are f [ __ ] stupid piece of doodoo I'll complain you'll be in trouble send it without the watermark and I won't complain I'm blocking you I'll tell everyone to unfollow you and out of curiosity I looked it up and one u.s. dollar converts to about 70 rupees Oh P is literally asking for like a dollar 25 I don't really know much about the economy in India so I can't really make a judgement if a hundred rupees is a lot of money or what's so if any viewers out there from India could you shed some light on this Thanks that was actually our / choosing beggars and if you actually enjoyed this video I would really appreciate it if you would actually hit that subscribe button thanks

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Length: 19min 37sec (1177 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 13 2019