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welcome to our slash malicious compliance where people always do what they're told and since you guys told me you want more puppy bloopers that means I have to comply I'm a type 1 diabetic and I have an insulin pump when I was in sixth grade my pump was wired ie it had a tube that went from the pump which looked a bit like a cell phone to me so I have to take insulin after I eat and I had pretty explicitly told all of my teachers that I was diabetic but this teacher was a bit thick and a stickler for the rules my class had just gotten back to class after lunch and we were reading a book out loud my pump beep to remind me to take insulin after lunch and I noticed teacher give me a bit of a dirty look but I ignored it and whipped out my pump to deliver insulin the teacher said Oh Peas stop texting in class you know the rules please bring your phone to the front and report to detention my middle school had a very strict no cellphones policy I was about to protest but realize this would be an excellent opportunity for some malicious compliance so with a smug grin on my face I walk up to the teacher with my pump in my hand and it is still literally attached to me I hand her my pump what's this cord why do you have a chain for your cell phone me with a deadpan stare I'm a diabetic and this is my insulin pump at this point her face goes sheet white and I ain't clipped my pump for my body a bit of a maneuver because it was on my arm and slightly difficult to reach and walk out of the class before she can say anything and go directly to detention when I arrived I tell the detention officer I was sent for using electronics in class before I even finish a student from my class walks in and says I can come back to class and the teacher apologizes profusely and never messes with me for beeping are using any device I think the teacher must have said something along the lines of please don't sue me please don't sue me this didn't happen to me but my dad and it's one of my favourite stories he tells some years ago by which I mean two or so decades roughly my dad was at a several-day course to earn some additional qualifications for his job on the final day there was going to be a multiple-choice test to act passed the seminar on test day everyone got settled into place and the teacher announced that he would not go easy on cheaters you had one strike to be caught trying to copy off of someone else or use a cheat sheet but if you were caught a second time you would be immediately thrown out and your score made invalid now this teacher was very old school strict and treating grown working people like unruly schoolchildren and my dad does not like that very much so my dad proceeds to take the test and it goes pretty well when he's through with the questions there is just one left where he's not sure he's got it right and he has a free strike after all so my dad yells out into the class just calls out what's the answer to question 14 some complete bro elsewhere in the room yells the answer back my dad fills in the sheet gets up walks to the teacher's desk presumably tries to not trip on the teachers jaw as it lies on the floor hands in the test and leaves the room to the teachers credit he approached my dad afterwards with some the grudging respect I don't know if he changed his policy afterwards or the tone in which he conveyed it hi reddit not 100% sure the story belongs here but I really want to share it with you last summer I worked as an ice cream vendor on the beach of my hometown best job I ever had people were nice to me I got to work on my tan it paid pretty well but most importantly we were allowed to eat the delicious ice cream in our breaks one day I'm serving a man and his son the main orders are cone with two scoops for him and a cone with one scoop for the little one the kid wasn't happy about that and said to his dad that he also wanted two scoops the dad explains that the scoops are pretty big and that one will suffice for him I confirmed this to help the dad even offering to make it extra big still the kid doesn't budge instead he starts throwing a tantrum nearly crying how he wanted two scoops the dad clearly not wanting to ruin his vacation mood gives up and says to the kid he can have two scoops however he adds if you can't finish your ice cream like I said you wouldn't know more TV for you for the rest of the vacation the kid happily agrees claiming he could eat a whole tub of ice big mistake kid me being the petty person that I am wanted to teach this brat a lesson I proceeded by scooping one of the most gigantic scoops I've ever scooped in my entire scooping career I put it on the cone the kids eyes widen in shock my scoop goes back for more I see the kid tremble in disbelief I scooped the second most gigantic scoop a scooper could scoop and graciously headed to the first one I hand the monstrosity I've created the kid who by now realizes he won't watch TV again this summer the dad seemed pretty cool with it even tipped me a little which was very rare all in all a pretty good day this actually reminds me of a similar story that happened to me when I was a kid when I was little there was a restaurant that I really liked and whenever you ordered a burger you could upgrade the standard fries to these like loaded fries that had like melted cheese and bacon and sour cream and chives on it and it was delicious to be honest I like the fries more than I like the burger the only downside was they didn't give you a whole lot of fries so one day I go to the restaurant with my parents and I'm like well the burger is pretty good but since the fries are so much better I'd rather order the fries but since they gave you such a little amount I figured I'd need to order extra so the waiter comes around and I'm like I want to order the loaded fries but I want them as an appetizer and then I want two more orders of fries for the main meal when everything comes out and the way is like two orders of fries got it and me being the cocky little 12 or 13 year old that I am I'm like no dude I don't think you understand I want three separate orders of fries one as an advertiser so we can all eat it before the meal and then two orders of fries just for me for the main meal the waiters like are you sure that's a lot of fries and I'm like don't worry I know what I'm talking about so he's like all right and he just writes it down anyways anyways so the appetizer plate of fries comes around and the appetizer portion is actually bigger than all the food for a main entree it's like enough fries to feed two or three people it is literally a mountain of cholesterol so at this point my dad is laughing his butt off he just looks at me and he's like well dig in bud I couldn't even finish the first plate of fries let alone the other two plate of fries - just sat there depressingly next to me so anyways I ended up looking like a total [ __ ] and the waiter kind of had a laugh at my expense I used to work as a checker and stocker at a grocery store our manager Mike was a d-bag and would always try to screw people there was massive turnover at this store so one day I got called into his office and asked why I gave overtime on my timecard I was usually scheduled for 1 to 10 p.m. with an hour lunch but the store didn't close until 10:00 so I had to count out my drawer afterwards I explained this to Mike and he didn't care he went off saying that I should be doing this earlier and that I was to leave at 10:00 on the dot so that I had no overtime got it boss man a couple of weeks later it was Thanksgiving time we had extra checkers but from 8:00 to 10:00 p.m. I was the only one besides the manager who closed the store that day I made the announcement at about 9:40 that we would be closing in 20 minutes and to please finish up your purchases to checkout people started coming up to checkout and their carts were loaded since it was almost Thanksgiving I go about checking them all out but then the clock turns to ten o'clock I stopped in the middle of my transaction call Mike on the store phone and tell him I'm leaving since I can't have overtime walk over and clock out there are still six to seven customers with full baskets in line at this time Mike comes over and is yelling at me as I'm walking out but I remind him that he specifically told me that I can't have any overtime when I got into work the next day I was written up but it was worth it apparently he spent the next 30 to 45 minutes checking people out man would you write someone up for something like this what do you even write down this employee followed my instructions but my instructions were stupid so he should have ignored them this happened fairly recently my work is fairly small and situated in a mall we have a small locker room but it's unisex so no it's fully dressed there but many people will change their tops most days I work two shifts an early-morning maintenance shift with a midday lunch shift starting straight after I finished the maintenance my managers are really stingy with breaks absolute legal minimum clocked to this second they'll also try and schedule you for just under the hour requirement to avoid giving another break ie if you do another break if you work eight hours they'll schedule you for seven hours and forty-five minutes as a maintenance worker I have a maintenance shirt which I switch to a general uniform top whenever I come off maintenance since I'm female presenting I wear a light shirt underneath for decency normally it would only take me a few seconds to switch tops and jump back on the floor from my second shift but a few weeks ago my boss pulled me aside and told me that they didn't want me changing in the locker room anymore for hygiene reasons notably they didn't tell any of my male co-workers who had been doing the same thing for years now I have to walk to the nearest bathroom approximately five minutes away to get changed here's where the compliance comes in there was an unspoken expectation that I would have to get changed during my break but given how stringent my managers are I really didn't want to gouge a large chunk out of my limited free time instead every day I deliberately leave a small amount of maintenance work left undone maybe 10-15 minutes worth before my breaks so I have to keep my maintenance shirt on to complete that work once that's done I take a leisurely stroll to the nearest bathroom while on clock to get changed this is generally one of the busiest periods early lunch rush so my managers often have to stop sitting and chatting in the office and cover me until I get back so back before this YouTube channel I had a normal job and I had a boss kinda like this who sat around browsing Facebook while everyone else did all the hard work he was a bit older and kind of old-fashioned so he didn't even realize it was possible to make a living as a content creator I'm kinda tempted to email him now and be like hey old boss look at my youtube channel now I work at insert pizza place here that opened up last year in November and just yesterday I had this happen to me now on to the story all this week we have a deal going on online where you get half off of all pizzas you order and we weren't very busy tonight so I was just about to get off three hours early but decided to serve one last customer who came in after I collected my tips but before I actually clocked out a little side note my manager was behind me at the cut table cutting up the last four pizzas for this order hello are you here to pick up yes I am I ordered online okay what name was on the order Karen not her name but changed to keep her from knowing if she reads a subreddit okay that'll be the total price would you be paying with cash or card what why is it so much I thought everything was half off I'm sorry ma'am it's only pizzas that are half off we go back and forth some with her trying to get the price lower but eventually she demands then get me the employee discount I smile is I know this would just make the order cost more okay but I'll have to take off all the other discounts to put it on she smiles as though she just won a prize go ahead and take them off I take the discount for her ordering online off and give her my own smile as I say that'll be an even more expensive price would you be paying with cash or card what why is it more expensive get me your manager manager finishes the last piece and comes around the heating rack I'm the manager and I've listened to everything that's been said tells you how loud this woman was because the oven is running all the time and it's pretty loud when you're right next to it suffice it to say the woman ended up paying the higher price so you could say that Opie gave her a pizza his mind I was around 13 or so and my brother is three years older than me I woke up one morning to my brother huffing and bellowing and generally being a jerk didn't take very long to realize he'd locked himself out of his room I offered to help him but as soon as I did he turned around and snapped at me to F off oh okay sure I went inside the kitchen and had breakfast eating slowly and watching the insanity unfold my brother is stalking from his room to the back of the house out the back door circles around outside to wrestle with his window then to the front of the house and comes in through the front door and paces back and forth in front of his door again no matter what he tries he can't get inside are you sure you don't want help it effing lost I go into the living room and boot up his PlayStation which he left in the living room and play his games for a few hours he's so preoccupied with doing his circuits outside around and through the house out the back door and in the front that he doesn't even notice lunchtime rolls around I asked him if he's absolutely certain he doesn't want help once again I get a slew of expletives so I go back inside and make a saying which grab a glass of orange juice and go back outside to sit on the bonnet of the car and watch as he does his circuits and wrestles with the window I enjoy my lunch and go back inside to play more of his games hours later the Sun is going down and I've had my fill of games and I go out to check on how he's doing he's standing defeated staring helplessly at his window like its betrayed him so how are you doing you managed to get in yet he doesn't hear the sarcasm he looks like he's about to cry no look I'm sorry about shouting at you earlier but I locked myself out I gave his arm a comforting pat and nodded yeah I heard about that would you like some help I don't know what you could do but yeah I've tried everything thanks though oh it's no problem but have you tried this yet I pulled the top of his window down where he'd been trying to wrestle it up this whole time the house is old and the windows have been painted over many a time so much so that everyone but me forgets that once upon a time you actually could open the windows from the top even if it was locked from the inside the look on his face as I walked away it makes me wish I've been wearing sunglasses or walked away polishing my nails on my shirt it's been 20 years since then and that jaw drop was so satisfying it makes me smile even to this day I waited all day for my apology and dang it felt good when I finally got it edit if this ends up in a youtube video make sure linked it to me no problem of uncola sky I card at every single Opie in the video itself and always provide a link to the original post in the description and since you guys liked it so much for my last video here are a few more puppy bloopers this didn't happen to me but my dad and it's one of my favorite stories he tells though you go come on man you know I got a record but some years ago by which I mean two or so decades dog do you mind please don't bite my chair some talk my dad was at a several-day chorister earns him and yes you want our cord to me to come on my lap come on puppy dog Papa dog but if you are caught a second time you would be immediately thrown out and your score made invalid now dog yes you go what do you want you want to make a youtube video with me don't worry I'll put you in but I'll put you in here you go

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Id: Jow8RB5mD84

Length: 16min 42sec (1002 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 03 2019