r/Niceguys VS r/Nicegirls "I Only Date 10/10 Hotties"

welcome to our slash nice guys versus our slash nice girls wear a nice guy threatens to murder a girl let's start with our slash nice guys a woman's idea of let's just be friends is hey listen to all my problems and keep me company while I passionately hug with someone else I know right my male friends are the same - they're never down for passionate hugging always just want to play xbox and watch films and then go back to their mrs. absolute pricks after 4 years I've had enough this selfish and manipulative winch that I call my girlfriend will torture me for the last time this is it reddit I'm writing to you from the bushes of her front lawn once I have my note in my hand after four years of her never paying attention to me I finally built up the courage to tell her how I feel I have my note in my hand ready to knock on her door and let her know my feelings for years of watching her date the wrong guys over and over again four years of her never realizing how great of a guy I am and choosing those selfish obnoxious brutes over me time and time again it makes me filled with unbridled rage I feel the fire inside starting up again I am the one for her or she'll act out of plays and press charges again dear lady this is the guy who's been watching you from the bushes in your yard for the past four years do you like me please circle yes or no heart heart heart we're epping done you dirty little 18 year old mayonnaise dumpster eping used ups what Blanc told me you think I'm a creep and you're using me on fortnight sure Blanc has a big tip he would effing destroy you by the way and so would I sure Mike isn't that big because I was born premature so f you go get F some more by big d PS I love [ __ ] you should have just told me you're a nasty girl I love talking dirty but whatever our friendship ends here unless you want to be redeemed you'll be begging for mercy you [ __ ] all you girls are the same can't trust any of you you start telling me the truth from now on or send me news or you're done 100 times over don't ever tell blank that effing [ __ ] anything again and to top it all off you single [ __ ] you deserve to get at Jesus Christ and to top it all off you single [ __ ] you deserve to get with no mercy all girls do is lie lie lie never effing ends I offered my help to you in the first place because I'm a normal guy you effing remember that this guy actually thinks he's a normal guy oh my god this dude is a basket case you should get it it's so much fun can't lull quarantine maybe once this whole thing is over and it's safe to visit the stores again so what are you up to now stuffing my face with this amazing burrito bowl blank made me oh nice are you guys hanging out right now or something I thought you were self quarantine and practicing social distancing I am I'm just staying at his house moved bunch of my stuff there for the self quarantine that's kind of weird I thought you have your own house why not stay there because I want to be here what's wrong with staying at blanks well you're staying at a guy's place and it sort of defeats the point of social distancing if you wanted to crash at a friend's place for quarantine you could have stayed at my apartment he's my boyfriend I'm not crashing at a random friend's place wait what you guys are dating yes it's still sort of new but yeah I feel like I mentioned this at some point I literally asked all my facebook friends for lunch date ideas Lowell Wow Wow I thought you were into me I was thinking about taking you out on a date ooh like fat cats our main event when this coronavirus stuff ends oh god why would you think that I don't know we've just been texting a bunch lately and I figured it's cuz you liked me guess you been leading me on should have expected that from a girl as pretty as you what no you've been texting me and I'd been replying also I've been very open and vocal about the fact that I like blank for like the last three years I don't know how you missed that or the fact that I mentioned having a boyfriend on multiple posts on my facebook I'm looking at that now you don't have bling tagged in anything probably so that people think you're single just to take advantage of them no my facebook says that I'm in a relationship and again I mentioned having a boyfriend in multiple posts asked for tagging blank he deactivated his Facebook and other social media because he wants to keep his life private now that his business is growing check your own friends list on the Facebook search well I don't check Facebook often so you should have said something so I didn't waste my time why would I need to mention it all we ever do is talk about you you and random video games whatever that's I'm sorry if this hurt you but I thought we were friends and I know for a fact that I've told you multiple times about blank and how I wanted to be with him lose my number and then at least one day later this guy replies with are you effing kidding me you posted our conversation on facebook i get deleting me but you didn't have to put me on blast like that can you please take that down i'm really sorry for calling you a but i didn't mean it i was just so upset that blink asked you out first and that you said yes please your little army of a girls are on there bashing me and saying all sorts of terrible stuff about me without even knowing me i'm gonna assume you're asleep please delete it when you wake up i really am sorry then on the following day at 8 a.m. he sends good morning will you please take it down mark just screenshot it and sent it to me asking if it was me people are recognizing it's me it's really embarrassing will you at least respond come on i know you're seeing these you're never away your phone please this is no way to treat a friend leave me alone you're not my friends fine but at least delete it want to know what's embarrassing and hurtful thinking someone is your friend for three years only to find out they were only interested in you romantically no I'm leaving it up I don't care if it embarrasses you also regarding blank asking me out first and me saying yes it's really stupid of you to think I would have said yes to you if you had asked me out first and what really happened is going to hurt you a lot more because blank didn't ask me out I got tired of waiting and asked him I'm really sorry I didn't mean to hurt and embarrass you no you aren't you're just sorry that it's on Facebook now and your friends know it's you don't ever text me again dude you waited three years to ask her out I think you kind of missed your chance there buddy on this next post this guy replies to a girl's thread on reddit if you ever divorce and want to live in a nicer house with a better looking dude who happens to be a nice and genuine guy ha Lamy ha ha ha though this would require relocation to the beautiful state of Montana also I found this due to the roasting reddit whoo so ladies if you ever want to divorce your husband and fly across the country to live with some random guy in exchange for passionately hugging then you know who to contact I would get coronavirus if it meant being able to you I would risk my life during a pandemic just for one sweet release from you my favorite thing about this post is that this girl put him in her contacts as nope hey is this still Emily's number yeah who is this Nick oh yes that narrows it down huh I see you still got that attitude which is crazy because I really was just texting you to say I would date you now excuse me well I know things didn't work out for us in piccola but I did see you took my advice and lost some weight and you do your makeup prettier you still have some way to lose but your we were I'd date you oh thank god I've been going to the gym every day wondering if I'd finally lost enough weight for some walnut of a man I talked to four years ago see this is why no one ever wanted to date you and just wanted someone to hug passionately you dumb stupid I'm a good guy and you'll never know because you have to have an attitude about everything and you don't know how to respect a man effing ugly but you're still fat too this is why you got beat you dumb [ __ ] maybe your husband knows a thing or two I'm a good guy and you'll never know fat you don't know what's good for you fat [ __ ] are you done dude that's another thing you don't act like a woman is supposed to I can handle you being in the Navy but that's already strike one you say dude bro bud brother why can't you just shut up and act like a woman is supposed to it wouldn't make you hotter hello crazy I thought I could actually date you and we'd be happy you're just a fat [ __ ] I can find where you are are you threatening me now no dumb you always think people are out to get you and I'm just trying to treat you right I'm not entertaining this any further enjoy your nights yeah run away [ __ ] I hope you kid it's what you deserve for never respecting men I really hope you get some mental help and figure out why you're like this I'll be blocking your number now have a good one yeah fed grunt oddly so this guy starts a conversation by criticizing her calling her fat saying she deserves to be physically and sexually abused and that has the balls to say honestly I'm a nice guy really I'm one of the good ones that was our slash nice guys and now on to our slash nice girls on this next post this girl broke up with Opie blocked him on all social media and then sends him this by the way he doesn't have any of her stuff hey it's blank I just got off the phone with blank Police Department it's illegal for you to abstain from getting in contact with me while you're in possession of some of my stuff therefore preventing me from ever getting it back I didn't want it to come to this but if I don't get it back in two days you'll be having a visit from Officer blank what am i in possession of you took everything when you left I was going to tell him I'm sorry for spazzing out but he's not answering me so I said I'm sorry for interrupting your game that's all he does is play that stupid game give him time he might be busy I don't care if he's busy I'm more important yes I'm crazy I can tell Hey hey James why aren't you responding answer me right now or I'll call the police I'm sorry I love you kissy-face talk to me talk to me talk to me talk to me talk to me talk to me hug bye blocking you have fun fatty and then Opie replies with a single question mark and for a plot twist this is the second time Opie has ever talked to this person James for your sake I hope this is also the last time you ever talk to her so this next post is pretty wild this guy was dating this girl on tinder and eventually he told her that he wasn't interested and that's when she sends him this it's what I can only describe as a relationship contract and it's pretty long so to spare my voice I'm not gonna read it in an entitled woman voice ideal relationship the following document is agreement and conditions of the relationship title special friend duration limit of three months or until party a decides with party B's consent party B restrictions is not allowed to seek sexual or emotional relationships while with party a conditions minimum of one social outing without romantic contact minimum of two days personal time a month minimum of two dates per month minimum of two intentional hookups per month minimum of one group outing per month in order to maintain healthy friendship open communication must be requirement party a the woman party be Opie condition one explanation condition one and five can be the same or separate this is to force contact without anything sexual happening this is the only time along with condition five that romantic hugging is not allowed condition two explanation this means that we need to hang out indoors alone at least the two of us it is okay for passionate hugging to happen but not required this can go along with condition three this can also go along with condition for example we can go out somewhere and go back to either of our places that have can be considered personal time condition three explanation two dates per month means this is an outing of just us two that is more than likely ending an intimacy this can go along with condition for example we can go to the beach and go back to my place for the passionate hugging parts then Opie adds our signature at the bottom and has a place for signature of party B so first things first Opie run second of all are there any lawyers out there who are watching my video because I would love to know the legality of a document like this can a nice girl write a document that if you sign actually legally requires you to passionately hug that woman like if Opie violated this contract could she I don't know take him to court and win and the judge be like Opie you violated the terms of your contract and now take off your pants and bang that woman right now hi hello I can see that your online like this isn't cool man I know you're chatting to bling so like you can chat to me too what the hell man like I thought we were pretty close and like I thought you actually liked me in that way so now you're ghosting me after I was such a nice girl to you the audacity I mean you aren't even that good and yet here you are too busy for me you're asking reading messages you poo for brain I can see you I would have literally let you take me out and I would have treated you like a king even though you don't really deserve it Oh Emmet Jie answer your goddamn phone or I'll blow keel hello this woman sent all of that in four minutes and she was so frustrated that she sent this screenshot to Opie asking why won't he answer me I don't understand lady I think I have a pretty good idea of why he's not answering you LMFAO why did you remove me from snapchat I don't know we didn't really ever talk so you just removed me like yeah i you snapchat to talk to people and we didn't talk um we could have but it-- are you gonna remove me from Twitter and tick-tock - then I mean no not really cuz I don't use those apps to talk to people hmm and the stuff you makin those apps is pretty funny so like I'd still want to see them I just didn't think snap was worth it because we don't really like talk brown men is shaking my head we kind of did sometimes but okay okay this has absolutely nothing to do with my race i straight-up don't see how this is a big deal all I did was remove you from snap I'm kidding about the brown man if I was blue-eyed blondie you would have kept me bro getting black for zero reason gotta be one of the most annoying things dog you didn't get blocked and you barely know me this straight-up shouldn't be a big deal okay the dude and this is just being one of the most chill normal people ever and she's like brown people that was are / nice guys versus are / nice girls and if you like this video then hit that subscribe button because I put out new reddit videos 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Id: ZJpicY5l2Ds

Length: 17min 31sec (1051 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 27 2020