r/Entitledparents "Pedos Need Love Too!"

welcome to our slash entitled parents we're an entitled mother argues pedophiles need love too our first reddit post is from Claro so I'm a lifeguard at my local pool and this happened when I wasn't working but I got a very detailed recount the next day from another traumatized lifeguard so I thought I'd share a swimmer came up to one of the lifeguards saying um I think there's been an accident in one of your toilets we aren't allowed to leave poolside while on duty so he radioed for another lifeguard to check it out and oh my god someone had obviously had an awful case of diarrhea the cubicle was covered in duty all up the walls the floor on the toilet paper dispenser and in every crevice available lifeguard to quickly closed the toilet and ran for the manager because they had no idea how to even start cleaning it up this is where the entitled parent comes in lifeguard one was watching the pool as he noticed a lady and her kid maybe six years old walking on the pool side the most important detail to note here is that the kid has duty dripping down his legs the conversation went as follows excuse me your son can't come in the pool like that oh no don't worry I just need to wash him off then we'll be leaving what I'm just gonna dunk him in you know just to get the worst off before he changes no you're not you can use the showers for that oh but this will be so much quicker and we're here plus the showers are gross they're not they get cleaned at least twice a day pool rules say that if you have diarrhea you aren't allowed to swim and do you have any idea how unsanitary that is he'd only be in there per a few seconds what's the big deal my son isn't going to get anyone sick at this point they argued back and forth all the while the kid was dead being duty on the floor and looking like death after a while the manager had noticed what was happening and came over the situation was explained and the entitled mother tried to plead her case to him so you see I should be allowed to wash him here it's communal water the manager and a voice that sounded like he was completely over stupid people today no leave the pool or I will be forced to ban you at this point the lady finally got the message and left I guess it just sounded more important coming from a grown man rather than a teenage lifeguard however in the end it wasn't really a win for the lifeguards because they had to clean it all up one of them threw up because of the smell as well and by the time she'd left another toilet mysteriously had another duty on the floor but whatever they haven't come back again this story is as funny as it is disgusting but I can't stop wondering how do you get duty on the wall was this kid doing handstands our next reddit post is from broken nightlight this literally just happened yesterday I was at the pool with my auntie and four of my little cousins at this said pool there is a big pool a medium kid sized pool and a baby pool all in ground my aunt was in the baby pool with my two baby cousins and my two other cousins were in the medium pool I was alone in the big pool swimming around now this pool has a rule that any child under a certain height cannot be in the big pool area even under the guidance of an adult there was some toddler who was running around the pool age where he tripped on some sunglasses by the side of the pool and fell in I was the only one who saw him so I quickly swam over and picked the flailing crying child out of the water he was sobbing but I calmed him down and he said thank you you seemed like a super sweet kid I wondered where the flip his parents were and why he was left alone in the pool area which he shouldn't even be in I asked him where his mom was and he showed me a lady who was tanning in a pool chair not even paying attention to her child at all I told her what happened and the conversation was as follows he fell in yeah but I saved him he's okay why is he even she cut me off well why did you take him out of the pool because he was gonna drown kids his size can't even be in this pool he is trying to learn to swim this would have been a great learning opportunity and you messed it all up if I didn't do anything he would have drowned why weren't you watching him he would have been fine if it wasn't for you he was just playing around the pool well kids his age can't even be in this part of the pool what are you talking about I paid to be here he can go to whatever pool he wants now there are signs everywhere explaining the rule of height and children apparently entitled people can't read I point to one of the rule signs well I never saw that it wasn't my fault these lousy lifeguards should have told me the rule I didn't reported her to the lifeguard and she was escorted out of the pool for harassment and neglect of her child I guess I then just went to the medium pool and chilled with my cousins other than that my day was rather fun have a nice day ladies queue up dude tapping his head meme your kid can't be bad at swimming if he's already drowned our next reddit post is from nanny Lynn 62 my neighbors had this weird relative he was so odd no one really liked it when he showed up even though they couldn't quite figure out why it became apparent when he was caught and convicted for sexually abusing a little boy for this the guy spent several years in jail good the idiot needed to be there while this guy was in jail my neighbors had two adorable kids first a little girl then a little boy awesome and well-behaved kids so well-behaved it was almost freaky but then I think my boys might just be part demon then the pedo gets out of prison when this happened my neighbors told me that there was no way they were gonna let this pedo near their kids and I was glad that they thought this way responsible parents always good to see these folks were wonderful parents about three months later my husband and I ran into our neighbors mother / mother-in-law I was never sure whether I liked this woman or not I was positive I didn't like her after this meeting this entitled woman did nothing but complain about our neighbors her daughter could have done better her daughter's husband was a lazy slob they refused to go to church with her yada yada I was getting annoyed with her stupid rambling these were great neighbors that actually watched their own kids when they came over then she started complaining about how they refused to let her nephew the pedo come to their house she went on this tirade about how family should stick together and how them not trusting this nephew was just wrong I stood there in horror as she told us how she had plans to pick up her grandkids and take them to meet her nephew so that he would be given the love and trust of his family which he so desperately needs this cow then went on to say that she might even leave them with him for a short time just so you know he can show everyone how trustworthy he is the police were stupid to say he couldn't be around kids and she was going to prove it to them I actually put my hands in my pockets to keep from just reaching out to slap her I looked at my husband and saw that he was freaked out to here we both were staring at this woman with horrified looks on her faces and this cow just kept droning on not even noticing she was freaking stupid when we got home my husband walked over to our neighbor's house and told him what his mother-in-law had said this neighbor wasn't surprised in the least and said that he wondered if this would happen he thanked my husband for the Warren and told him not to worry later the neighbor told me what had happened he said that his mother-in-law had come by a few days later and had wanted to take their kids to church he told her no she then asked if she could just have them for the afternoon then he told her no again she was getting mad by this time and asked him why he wasn't letting her have her only grandkids he told her that he was afraid she would take the kids around cousin pedo the very next thing she said was that my husband and I were lying that she would never do that he hadn't brought up our names at all so when she said that he knew that she had been planning on doing just that he told her that he knew she wasn't going to do that because he wasn't going to let her she became angry at this and said that she would talk to her daughter about his accusations and left later her daughter told her that she could come by the house anytime she wanted to see the kids she also told her that any time she wanted they would bring the kids to her house for a visit that is as long as her nephew the pedo wasn't there but never ever was she going to be allowed to just take the kids without her or her husband so she was just going to have to accept it her mother angrily told her that God gave her those kids so therefore God could just as easily take her kids away I'm not sure but that kind of sounded like a threat to me but who knows so the mother-in-law did the only not logical thing and moved her nephew the pedo into her house what followed was this woman moaning and complaining that no one ever visited her anymore and she was no longer welcome to any of her relatives homes the reality was that she stubbornly insisted that her nephew the pedo be invited to and if not then she was staying home I haven't been able to figure that one out at all now the neighbor kids are all grown up this woman still to this day lives alone with her pet own nephew and still loudly wonders why no one comes to her house or why she's no longer invited places this woman is so detached from reality why is no enjoying sympathy to this pedophile pedophiles need love too our next reddit post is from named nerd 77 earlier today I went to a birthday party for my six-year-old daughter's friend from school the party was being held at build-a-bear but it wasn't run by the employees we had cake and pizza in the food court then went down to build-a-bear to make pears then back to friend's house for the rest of the party the invitation said each kid about eight in total would get to make a bear and I just assumed they would get to take them home since that is what happened at another build-a-bear party I went to me and my husband even pitched in about thirty bucks as we know these things can get expensive we get to the store and the kids go wild getting their animals and accessories as far as I know the parents didn't really put a limit but I made my daughter stick to just a standard dog with a shirt which about half the parents did as well all is well we leave the store then friends mom announces that the kids need to give all their animals to her daughter cue the upset and angry kids they all disappointingly handed over their animals and friend wasn't even being nice about it either another little boy didn't want to and friend ripped it out of his hands I probably should have said something but I didn't the other parent seemed pretty baffled too we get back to friend's house and our kids are watching as the friend plays with all of her new animals I left with my daughter pretty quickly and once we got back into the car she just started bawling I felt bad so we went to build a bear and got her a new one I'm just wondering if this is totally normal and I should have expected this or am I being an entitled parents update this afternoon at school pick up me and another parent had a chance to talk with the mom of the party it wasn't a long conversation but I'll do my best to reenact it here mom's fake name will of course be Karen insert awkward small talk here I hope the girls enjoyed my daughter's party the other day I know my daughter had lots of fun the other mom said yeah I was actually wondering about the whole daughter getting all the bears thing the kids seemed pretty upset afterwards oh yeah we wanted our daughter to have his special animal decorated by each of her friends I said oh okay I was just wondering why the kids didn't get to keep their bears I even pitched in a little bit of money assuming the Bears would go to the kids well I didn't have enough money for each of the guests to make their own that would get pretty expensive if you want your money back I'll see about getting it back to you I don't really see the problem though okay well the kids were forced to give away their new creations obviously they're going to get upset about it I also don't see why your daughter needs all these animals Karen didn't respond and walked away right after probably offended what bothers me is she said she didn't have enough money for all these kids to have one but she did have enough for her daughter to get like eight bears just doesn't really make sense now I admit I'm not the most confrontational person so I probably should have talked to her more about it anyways I guess we sort of worked it out no one's fighting so I'm not sure I'm going to have to mention it to her again sorry this wasn't the most satisfying ending but thanks for all the love and support it means a lot I have to wonder if somewhere buried in the dregs of our slash entitled parents is there a reddit post that reads I threw a birthday party for my sweet daughter and every single parent of kids who were invited demanded that their child gets my daughter's birthday gifts the nerve of those entitled parents that was our slash entitled parents and this is our slash puppy bloopers even under the guidance my aunt my aunt was in the baby pool with my two baby cousins even under the guidance of an adult even under the guy even under the even under the guidance of an adult under the guidance all right all right [Music] [Music]

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Length: 16min 22sec (982 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 06 2019