Motivational Pictures That Aren't Motivational

are you ready to hustle are you ready to do it the grind does not stop okay you think i won't start a business you don't you think that i'll start a business right now dude just did it just started a business what's the business none of your business let's do it all right we got it all right if you want to be in the one percent you gotta give a hundred percent all right money hey there what's up welcome back to my channel if you're new here what's up how's it going and if you're coming back what's up how's it going it's very good to see you again you see what happens when you subscribe to my channel you get an extra greeting at the beginning of every single video so press the subscribe button for an extra greeting folks we've got a great spicy hot video for you today i promise okay it's scorching it's hot to the touch okay so about a year ago i made a video about entrepreneurs on instagram uh it was i think it was one of like the first commentary style videos i made and i remember having a lot of fun making it you know what a whole year has gone by and unfortunately not much has changed you know i thought me alone making that one video would put all those hundreds of thousands of weird entrepreneurs out of business but no it's gotten way worse my main argument that i made in last year's video was basically how like a lot of the content that these like instagram entrepreneurs make it's literally just like mindless pointless [ __ ] are you worthy to give me inspiration for any damn falling down you're gonna die yeah that's inspiration these like wildly successful entrepreneurs will have instagram accounts where they create content and like shame people for not having the same lives that they do they'll have a video like them pointing at a camera with you know [ __ ] top text and bottom text and be like listen dude if you're not [ __ ] working hard enough if you're not working as hard as i am bro i'll literally kill you i will murder you where you stand a staple of this like entrepreneurial content seems to be these motivational pictures i've seen a lot of them around the internet i follow some people who post them and i've just never understood them at all like they'll put a picture of a lamborghini and then over it they'll put hustle till you get it and then that's motivation i guess i've never understood like are people supposed to see that and just go oh [ __ ] dude you're right i thought lamborghini's were free thanks for making that random picture and putting it on the internet it just makes me very confused and i've always questioned the effectiveness of these actual motivational pictures you know so you know those like posters we would have in like our third grade class where it'd be like a frog who's about to get eaten by a like a pelican and he's like choking it and it's like never give up and you're like okay well i'm seven years old so i don't think i'll ever have a problem like that i vividly remember that picture for some reason whoever made that grew up to make these i think um so i've searched instagram for hours and hours and i've compiled some of my favorite unmotivational motivational pictures and we're gonna look at them today we're gonna dive deep we're gonna figure out what the hell is happening with them why people are making them and if it really does work so let's see if we will get motivated together come along the power of yet oh my god i thought that said to eat for a second i wish it was i wish it said that the power of uni i don't get it i can't do this this doesn't work take a deep breath go for a short stroll then add a yet to the end of your sentence as in i don't get it yet i can't do this yet this doesn't work yet so i guess you know the message is you may not know how to do this right now but if you work hard you can maybe you'll be able to do it in the future that's great that's not anything like super like forward thinking it's not very groundbreaking to do that right it's just being like you can add yet to anything i didn't [ __ ] my pants today yet my parents didn't get divorced yet i haven't subscribed to curtis connor yet the power of yeet it's incredible okay here's another thing that these entrepreneurial pages will do they'll post a lot about like mark zuckerberg steve jobs jeff bezos and warren buffett and they just post like random [ __ ] about them because they're like the four people out of [ __ ] millions billions of us who made a multi-billion dollar company so like well what they're doing has to be right and it must work for everybody they didn't just get lucky or anything or had like special privileges that i don't have so they post like facts about these so you can i guess model your life after them this one about mark zuckerberg so this is when he wakes up it's 8 a.m he wears the same t-shirt every day to avoid wasting time on choosing what to wear dude how much time does it take to pick a t-shirt oh i'll wear that one like i don't think mark zuckerberg wears the same t-shirt every day to save time i think he wears that because he doesn't have a good sense of style right i think that i'm [ __ ] i say that while i'm wearing that that's not to save time it's just because he's a robot right whatever he is a robot lizard humanoid or an alien they don't they don't care about clothes he doesn't give a [ __ ] dude the zuck don't give a [ __ ] all right smoking these meats and steve job wakes up at 6 00 a.m i mean rest in peace steve jobs it says that he used to look in the mirror every morning and question his purpose i need to start doing that then i'll be a billionaire [Music] what are you doing what does it look like becoming a billionaire it's very weird to like look at just those people and model yourself after that like if it's so everyone's on such a different journey through life right idolizing those people in the one percent that are billionaires that have way too much [ __ ] money to idolize them for what they did i don't i don't know it's very strange i don't think it's i don't think it's healthy also these like motivational quotes definitely have a huge crossover with fake deep content it's just people trying to just throw random shitty thoughts together to be like i don't know this you gotta do that and then that happens you're motivated like this one no matter how rich you are and how many cars you have you will always walk to bed be content is this a motivational picture or james earl jones's voice it's so deep dude what does this mean no matter how rich you are and how many cars you have you will always walk to bed joke's on you i live in my car okay here's yet another word of advice from the billionaire warren buffett eat well read books study yourself expand your mind do better and get better last but not least remember you are your greatest investment dude this [ __ ] said eat well some of you may have heard this story before an article came out saying what warren buffett eats like in a day and it's [ __ ] crazy it's disgusting uh for five days i ate like warren buffett breakfast uh buffett goes to mcdonald's owns dairy queen so a lot of dairy queen i consumed a two liter of cherry coke every day over the course of the five days i had about 1260 grams of sugar that comes out to about 2.78 pounds of sugar this dude did not say eat well if he actually ate a well like the things like the stone with the bucket where you get water from if he ate that whole thing it's probably better for him than what he actually [ __ ] ate eat a well [ __ ] chomp on that well dude shoes or people if they hurt you they are not your size huh like i mean i guess but i get you could have said that way better dude i can't believe you bailed on me at my [ __ ] digital marketing pyramid scheme presentation bro where were you bro i'm sorry man my my mom was in the hospital i had i had to go see her i texted you i told you dude no excuse bro no excuse you hurt me dude you're not my socks what do you mean i'm not your size you're a shoe all right now shoo go on okay i just used a joke from one of my vines that i made like four years ago but [ __ ] it all right i'm reusing it i don't care go on shoe shoe get out of here it's lonely at the top that's why a bugatti has two seats and a bus has 50. so you're saying the the less seat something has the more successful it is if you're driving it this just in bicycles better than bugatti's the [ __ ] is a bugatti anyway bugatti sounds like a [ __ ] bad guy in a power rangers movie curse you bugatti you know okay more car [ __ ] here we go when things don't happen right away just remember it takes six months to build a rolls royce and 13 hours to build the toyota all right now it's personal dude i drive a toyota all right and it's a great reliable vehicle okay now you're talking [ __ ] dude just because it takes less time to make that just means it's efficient baby dude now you got me heated bro i'm gonna fight my phone iphone more like i am gonna fight my phone squirrel it's weird because like the people who are looking at these pictures are like they're not i don't think they're current entrepreneurs they're like wannabe entrepreneurs right and they're probably all driving like hondas and toyotas so they'll probably see this and be like yeah you're right [ __ ] toyotas dude they just go [ __ ] smash their windows in and [ __ ] this isn't even a rolled royce no more sad [ __ ] boss up [ __ ] emotions dude boss up dude i'm going to be a therapist and just show them that picture every time so how do you feel about that i don't know life is just [ __ ] really hard and i'm i'm having a really tough time and i'm really sad all the time and i just don't know what's wrong i just don't know what to do no more sad [ __ ] boss up what does that mean what boss up dude oh yeah you're right oh [ __ ] quit bossing down all right boss up oh [ __ ] boss tatiana that's so stupid and here's another one i'm not broke i'm pretty rich on second thought that's actually really genius i'm gonna start using that for everything i'm not short okay i'm pretty tall yo yo dude you want to go get sushi right now oh yes i do i'm [ __ ] i'm pre-full dude oh you're pretty full okay never mind i'll go by myself bye freefall no you know i'm sure that has happened another thing that uh these entrepreneur pages like to do is um compare business to animals which is very strange because you know you're doing paperwork you're not chasing a gazelle to kill it like this one a lion is called king of beasts obviously for a reason okay i don't get any motivation from that i i go yes you're right a lion's a lion i'm lying if this lion ain't a lion you're [ __ ] right lions are called are kings of beasts for a reason just like me i'm the business beast master bow down dude if you don't read my memo right now i'll rip you apart like a lion and here's another great one a baby shark is still a shark i'm not even gonna say it all right i know you want me to i'm not gonna do it okay it's too easy i can't [Music] all right i have to [Music] if money isn't everything go work at mcdonald's [ __ ] you i hate this [ __ ] about entrepreneurs where they're just like [ __ ] don't work at mcdonald's and [ __ ] it dude i start my own business you're [ __ ] dumbass right in the mcdonald's you guys are [ __ ] idiots yeah can i get a big mac please yeah thank you [ __ ] you dumbass yeah go go do your job like you can't belittle the people providing you this service that you'll probably use maybe they're working at mcdonald's to save up money to be an entrepreneur [ __ ] you know like [ __ ] off that's that makes me really mad because i worked at mcdonald's when i was when i was younger okay and i drive a toyota all right these are just roasting me okay these aren't motivational these are [ __ ] you curtis pictures that's what they are i never see you at parties i never see you at bank okay mike you're gonna spend all this time making these motivational quotes these motivational pictures but you're not gonna make sure it even makes a lick of sense i think it's supposed to be like oh i never see you at a party out at parties and then the person's like well i never see you at the bank because i'm too busy being at the bank even though parties are usually you know after like 8 p.m that's usual party time and banks usually close around like six or seven so i have no reason not to be at the parties those aren't really things that you compare it's like apples and oranges but you know dude that's right i never see at the [ __ ] bank i don't know why i'm dancing like this you don't always need a plan bro sometimes you just need balls okay welcome to my presentation um today i'm going to teach you the secrets of business everybody thinks it's a you know high class education a lot of experience nope you just need balls two balls you need testicles they don't gotta be attached to you you can just borrow someone else's balls yup this this is secret secret to biz balls stop living like this okay so you're saying mondays suck tuesdays suck wednesdays are a little better thursday's all right friday's great saturday's amazing and sunday's awesome right weekends are better than weekdays dude this is another thing like no 9-5 is [ __ ] dude let people be happy you know like there's like teachers the most admirable job you can have that's their lives because they have to be there monday to friday and that's what they love to do then they have their days off big dreams have small begins yeah you're right i always say that i've been saying that for a while every day i wake up and i'm like big dreams have small begins okay if you want to drive rolls royce and stop taking advice from toyota drivers again dude what do you have okay listen what do you what what did i do what do you have against toyota i imagine that this whoever made these was used to work at toyota and maybe he was wronged in the company and then was hired at rolls-royce where he like started rolls-royce and now all his whole identity is like rolls-royce is the best [ __ ] toyota and whoever has one oh that one hurt she asked me what's your favorite position i said ceo oh my god shut up shut the [ __ ] up so like what's your favorite position ceo do you want my resume here you go no i mean okay never mind what are you so like what do you want to do later i thought you'd never ask i want to make microsoft excel sheets basically maybe uh i don't know catch up on my emails i don't know we'll see what happens do you want to know how much bitcoin i have okay another thing i've noticed is that like they contradict themselves all the time like these motivational pages like they can't pick a side like for example this one says buy experiences not possessions good so that makes sense that's a cool thing to say sure and then literally the next post has two pictures of [ __ ] lamborghinis or whatever the hell these are your life will follow your thoughts so what do you want do you want me to buy experiences do you want me to buy possessions like cars and [ __ ] like what do you what do you want what do you want it's not that simple what do you want god damn it what do you want i have to go all these pages are like it's not about the money dude it's about being comfortable and loving your job and then right after they'll be like all right this is my new [ __ ] rolls royce that i bought in my rolex in my [ __ ] huge house dude let's go [ __ ] you broke ass [ __ ] it's totally contradictory i was like if i were to just start a [ __ ] like unironic cringy tick tock account you'd all be like what the [ __ ] are you doing man what are you doing you just made fun of all of that all that [ __ ] now you're doing it my shoulder just cracked okay i think that's all i can take of this [ __ ] i'm like losing brain cells i still don't understand these like i think if you're an entrepreneur and you're genuinely out there and you're working and making your own business and being self-sufficient i think that's amazing you know a [ __ ] kudos to you [ __ ] hats off to you dude that's amazing i'm proud of you but yeah don't belittle people or make people feel shitty for not having the same life or wanting the same life as you you know everyone's different okay if you work at mcdonald's and that's all you're gonna do for the rest of your life [ __ ] awesome great if you own a business and drive a rolls-royce and hate toyotas great job i think it all just boils down to like be respectful be inclusive be nice to everybody the whole idea of being a billionaire and like lonely because no one gets you it's like very like it's very harmful i think it's not a very healthy life to live i think i don't know it's a curtis thing you wouldn't understand okay so i was very inspired by these uh motivational entrepreneur pictures so i decided to go ahead and make some of my own just like my niche meme account video i i was inspired by it and uh i'm trying my own i'm taking a crack at it all right so um i wanted to show you what i made um i got this nice car here it says [ __ ] toyotas that's the real that's the best part of being about being an entrepreneur if i'm being honest is hating toyotas okay i'd cut out all the words that [ __ ] and i got right to the point okay [ __ ] toyotas and at the bottom i got uh some you know some account name that uh billion dollars is good just some random ones definitely not a real account please don't follow that uh the next one don't work hard work really hard you know it's kind of clever kind of cute you know it's like what do you mean don't work hard and then i come in with the with the [ __ ] right hook the surprise little punch work really hard yeah you know hustle get it once again not a real account please don't follow it okay it's definitely not one that i made and i'm posting these on there there's no way i'm doing that okay i already made instagram accounts for two of my prior videos i'm not going to do a third one no way here's another one i took a crack at the uh the lion one uh you know like comparing business to the animal kingdom and this is what i did i'm a business lion i'm just like a regular lion but i'm also a businessman i never really understood it before but then once i put it out like this and now it makes sense i'm a lion and i mean business okay i'm the lion king dude and last but not least you know we got a private jet and it says i say that everybody hates me because they're jealous of my wealth but it's really because i'm a greedy piece of [ __ ] and backstabbed everybody around me to obtain success but whatever boss up thought to yana i want to see you boss up and we have the at down there billion dollars is good again not a real account you definitely shouldn't open instagram and type that in and follow them there's no way you should do that in conclusion these aren't very motivational they're just literally just sneak dissing that's what it is that's all it is just low-key making fun of everyone else that isn't super [ __ ] rich so yeah bye guys that's gonna do it for this video if you enjoyed it please press the like button one like equals one crashed toyota car hell yeah dude uh leave a comment let me know if you want to see a part two to this video or i guess a part three because this was part two to the one i did last year but maybe this time next year i'll do another one see if it's died down at all but let me know anyways and just let me know your general thoughts about these pictures if you've ever seen them if you have an entrepreneur friend who posts these all the time because we all have one i think and i want to hear about them okay give me their app i'm kidding don't do that bars give me their ad don't do that all right also make sure to press the subscribe button because i make a video every single week and they're so much fun and also you'll get an extra greeting at the beginning of every 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the screen alright bye bye boss up thought tiana

Channel: Kurtis Conner

Views: 3,638,710

Rating: 4.9784522 out of 5

Keywords: kurtis conner, kurtis connor, entrepreneur, cringe, entrepreneur motivation, motivational, motivation, commentary, rich people, rich people cringe, instagram, instagram entrepreneur, motivational pictures, rolls royce, hustle, gary vaynerchuk, motivational video

Id: bSGCJk4r5pU

Length: 21min 50sec (1310 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 09 2019