- Really quick before we start the video. I got some shows coming up. Yes, I do. More shows. Look at all these. Wow. If you live in or close to these cities you should come see me do stand up. It's gonna be a lot of fun. So I'll see you there. Tickets available at Kurtisconner.com. Enjoy the video. Bye-bye (soft music) (phone ringing) My friend. How are you? - Did you hear about Jake Paul? - Yeah, I did. God. He's the worst, right? That one video I made
about Jake Paul is just, it's so crazy. He does the craziest stuff all the time. - You've never made a
video about Jake Paul. - What do you mean? I'm a commentary YouTuber, right? Of course I've made a video
about Jake Paul, right? (keyboard clicking) (suspense music) (intense laughter) There's nothing. There's nothing. Oh my God. My friend is right. I've never made a video about Jake Paul. - [Man] Come sit on me, Kurtis. You know you want to. Come sit on me. I'm a comfy little chair. Come sit that fat ass on me. Come on, baby boy
- yeah. - [Man] Sit on me. Sit on this. Sit that handsome ass on my
face and talk to a camera. Come on. The people want it. You want it. Jake Paul wants it. Make the video about Jake Paul. Come on. Yeah, you're doing it. You're floating. Look at you go. You're doing it, Peter. You're doing it. Wow. Alright. Let's make (mumbles) - Hey guys. Welcome back to my channel. If you're new here, what's up? How's it going? And if you're coming back, what's up? How's it going? It's so good to see you again.
(stars sparkling) I hope you're doing well. You see what happens when
you subscribe to my channel? You get an extra greeting at the beginning of every
single one of my videos. So press the subscribe button. For an extra greeting. - [Man] Yeah. - I'm not tired of saying
that. Folks (claps), I'm not tired of doing that either. Okay. So I guess I'm making
a video about Jake Paul because I feel like if there's
one person on this platform that people would critique
the most, it's Jake Paul, and for good reason. He's done some pretty crazy stuff. You know, whether it's cheating on his girlfriend and then kicking her out of his house, dropping a music video. That's the fifth most disliked
video on the entire platform. You know, fabricating a
story about another YouTuber punching his assistant in a nightclub or getting married for a
week so he can have content. I'd be here for weeks if I listed every single weird thing that Jake Paul has done. I would miss out on my life. I'd go hungry. I'd die. A lot of weird things. But
one of the weirdest things he's ever done was that whole, like YouTuber education program called, Team 1000. And my friend Drew, Drew
Gooden, the good boy. He made a video about
team 1000, a while back. And he also just made a followup video to the Team 1000 thing
like a few weeks ago. But yeah, if you haven't seen
those videos that Drew made for whatever reason, I
suggest you go watch them. Very funny and informative as always. And I think they kinda help with you getting a better understanding of what's going on right now. So Jake Paul in his infinite
wisdom has started an online business school to teach you
how to live life on your terms, achieve your dream goals
and have financial freedom. And he's calling it, The
Financial Freedom Movement. And me personally, I think
this is a really good idea because you know, I haven't really, I feel like this is an untapped market. I feel like I've never
really seen any videos of some guy telling people
how to make more money in really easy ways. - In my garage. (mumbling) - Knowledge. - Just kidding. It's fucking everywhere, dude. And I've made a video about
entrepreneurs on Instagram and how did they just say
the most basic shit ever and then call it entrepreneurship, right? It'll just be them
saying random shit like, "Aye, you gotta Work hard. "And then you get the money." And nobody knows that. It's like, fuck. There almost like base level shit. Like they don't talk about,
like privilege or luck. But without further ado, let's
watch this introduction video and see what the whole thing is about. (upbeat music) - They say we're entitled and lazy. They tell us to go to college,
get a job, retire at 65. How's that working out for us? Are your parents happy? Are they living the life they wanted? There's over $1 trillion
in student loan debt and people with outdated
education who can't even get a job for the student loans they took out that now haunt them for life. Maybe we're too young to
have experienced this yet, but if you're not, then you know exactly what I'm talking about. And I've had enough of it. Our generation is better than this. We deserve better. We're smarter. So, what's the solution? We need to create a
movement for our generation. One that inspires people to take action... - Yes. - [Man] Not the dreams
our parents have for us or our society. We need a movement that
inspires people to live life on their terms , not someone else's. A movement that anyone whose
courageous enough to follow can have a much higher chance
of becoming financially free from the societal cookie
cutter nine to five jobs that we're all told to have. Our future is in our hands. Are you with me? - Yes. I mean, I'm not really
quite sure what you said. You kinda just went on a bit about really vague shit and
didn't really make a point. But it had inspiring music. Straight up, dude. I don't think he could
have been more vague if he wanted to, right? "Hey, the way things are going right now "isn't really working for people. "And I don't agree with it. "Are you with me?" Hey Apple, listen up. Apple, hire Jake. Hire Jake for your commercials please. Yow. Screens, keyboards, no USB ports. Apple. Are you with me? Okay. Also this is very nit-picky but the stock footage
that they use for one part is this lady with like a
bunch of sticky notes on her like glass cubicle. I read some of the sticky notes. I don't know. It's, some things that
you shouldn't be writing on sticky notes, right? Well, this one says,
"Wife doesn't let go." Just write down like every single thought someone ever has in a day
on a sticky note, right? I cheated on my wife with
this girl, like three times like 10 years ago and she
won't let me live it down. Wife doesn't let go
(laughs) Queens concert
(laughs) Where do you work? But anyways, that intro
video was super vague. So I'm hoping the website
kinda explains everything more in detail. So let's take a look. (upbeat music) So now he's got some
publications, I guess. Forbes, ABC, MTV, CBS. So I guess these are
companies that he's worked with, they've been on or they've talked about him and he was fired
from the Disney company, the Walt Disney company, right? Is it weird to put that on your website? Okay. And now there's a
part where he like goes over the script that he said in the video but it's just in texts now. He's wearing a Bass Pro Shops hat. Dude. Hey, if you want me
to take you seriously dude, don't wear a fucking Bass Pro Shops hat. Why do people wear those? Huh? If your name isn't fucking Kleetus and you aren't down at the swamp every day catching a fucking fish
with your bare hands. What are you doing? Why
are you wearing that hat? It's not for you. Bass No Shops, all right. Get it outta here. What you get when you
become a movement maker. Also moving makers are just,
I feel like they're fucking with us, right? That's like a person
who takes a shit, right? Bowel movement, bowel movement maker. That's me, dude. I'm already a movie maker, dude. Once a day, at least. Cutting-edge mentorship,
coaching and training for multiple millionaires, expert trainers and thought leaders on how
to achieve financial freedom using social media and the internet. Live weekly video coaching
calls with Jake Paul and guest expert trainers,
influencers, and thought leaders. Okay. Stop saying thought
leaders, what is that? (man rapping) (loud music) - The prophecy is true. (man laughs) Stupid. Plus you'll learn directly from my top millionaire instructors. All right. Who do we got? We got the boys. Look guys, we got the fucking fellahs. We got Dan Fleyshman. Spent over $60 million
on influencer marketing. Well that doesn't necessarily mean he's good at it, all right? Yeah. I spent like 20 grand on my car. So I'm a car now.
(laughs) Hop inside me. Let's go for a ride. 'Cause I'm Dan Fleyshman. The car. Who do we got? We got, who else we got? We got Mark Lack. - Mark Lack. For sure an alien. - Hello, I'm Mack Lack,
from planet Zoopladon. And I'm here to spend
money on influencers. - [Man] We got the big
dog, Anthony Morrison. We got Billy Gene. Ads have been seen over 600 million times. Holy shit. Let's fact check that. Billy Jean. Come on, Billy Jean
you're being modest, dude. That music video has 745 million views. Okay. Your next steps. Commit to becoming a
movement maker with me. Someone who takes shit
and join the freedom fam. Be among the first 10,000 movement makers and I'll reward you for taking action. Okay, Jake, you're
sweetening the deal a bit. Okay. Okay. So top prize, I'll
fly you out to film of vlog with me personally that I'll share to my
millions of followers. Okay. These top prizes will be awarded to movement makers who take action, get results and share your
radical success story. Okay. So he's only giving prizes to people who spend the
money, who get results, not only results, but
radical success from that. And then he rewards them more for being the only people
that it worked for. Okay, good Jake. (upbeat music) Okay. So this is $20 a month. Okay. For like lessons about YouTube and like content creation. And if you really wanted basic level shit, you could just go to YouTube, search how to make YouTube videos. And there it is. There's so many man. But who knows maybe it actually has some worth. The $20 a month is pretty steep. So there is a frequently asked question. That is what if I don't have $20 to join? The answer to that is
that's all the more reason you should find a way to
access this information. Have your parents invest
for you by sharing with them the letter to parents at
the bottom of this page. So here's the letter to parents. I'm not gonna read all of it because it's pretty long,
but I'll summarize it, okay? So he basically says, "It's awesome that you're saving money "for your kid to go to school. "But that's very dumb. "You're very stupid for doing that. "Okay. So don't send your kid to college, "give them the education
that they really need. "The one they'll actually use. "Cancel your Netflix and
your Hulu subscription "and just use that money for this program. "And last but not least,
you're a cool parent "if you listened to my
stupid advice, goodbye." Like Jake. come on, man. It's like he knows how stupid it sounds. And he knows his fans
are too young to afford this themselves, right? So he has to like guilt these poor parents into like buying the stupid
for their kid, right? (mumbles) The only letter that these
parents are getting is an L. (crowd cheering)
- Right. (man laughs) You scroll down. The letter to parents is just me. It's just a video of me doing that. And to a certain degree, I do agree with some of the points that
Jake Paul made obviously. But like college is still
a really viable option for a lot of people in a lot of different career paths, right? It's still a very necessary
thing that we need. And he's just shitting all over it. Like imagine just Jake Paul like talking to a parent face-to-face about this shit, right? So you said your son wants
to become a doctor, right? So you're sending him to
medical school to learn the appropriate skills to
become a successful doctor. Is that correct? - Yeah. He's actually really excited. - Well, I mean I hate to be the bearer of
bad news, but that's dumb. You're dumb and you're old
and frankly you fucking wreak. You smell of shit. Okay? Can you just, Hey, let's just
give me $20 a month, okay? And your son will have financial freedom. That's it? 20 bucks a month. Well, I mean, I guess that is cheaper than the medical school. - [Man] Shut up! (rock music) Shut up, okay? Give me $20. Okay. Okay. Just stop yelling Jake. A month, $20 a month. It's not next month yet Jake. You have to wait a month. Enough, okay? I'll be back. I'll be back in 30 days. Okay. And if you don't
have another $20 for me you're gonna wish your son was a doctor. But seriously at the end of the day It's up to you. It's up to you. Seriously. So, yeah. Just let me know. See ya. What the fuck? (upbeat music) Well, I
don't know about you guys, but I gotta try this out, okay? So I am going to join now. I'm gonna become a movement maker. I'm gonna become a shit taker. Okay. So monthly access
to FFM with Jake Paul, regular $40 now 50%. Okay. Okay. Here we go. Okay. So I gotta create username. Bowel movement maker. Check availability. Hell yeah. Create account. (crowd cheers) Yes! Okay, here we go. - Quit your job and fire
your boss or quit school because you've been lied to. The system is broken. Ask yourself, why are there
teenagers making millions of dollars and broke 40 and 50 year olds. Because times have changed. And it's never been easier
to achieve financial freedom on your terms. Let's go to the training center. Okay. So they've gotta
lot of different courses and videos on here. Okay. You'll notice that
you can like these videos but none of them have likes.
(laughs) Okay. Let's start the first one. Personal branding with
Jake Paul and Mark Lack. - At what age did you
pick up a camera and say, "This is something that I wanna pursue?" - It was actually like 12 years old, like just got a camera from my dad. And I love watching my videos (mumbles) From Ohio to Los Angeles (mumbles) - There has to be something where, that enables you to be able
to do something, you know? - Okay. Holy fuck, man. This is so boring. Holy shit. So this personal branding
one it's literally just like, they're just two people talking. It's Jake being like, "Yeah, I've started making videos "and then I worked out." That's the weird thing
about this shit, man. It's like, if you get
successful on YouTube and stuff, there's no way to teach it, right? Like every YouTuber's success
story is very different. So tryna like teach it
to people who see it, who want it and try to monetize off it. It's very weird, okay? It's kinda gross. Okay. Here's Kurtis Conner's crash course on how to be successful on YouTube. (siren rings) I don't fucking know, man. I don't know. It's stressful all the
time and it's scary. And I worry about everything always, but I keep doing it because it's fun. And I have fun doing it
and people like my videos. "Oh, you want to make a video?" Film one. Learn how to edit. Post it. Hope for the best. Do it 'cause it's fun. There you go. There you go. There you go. I just saved you like 400 bucks. You don't fucking need this, man. There's a prime example right
there for why we need college. I thought $20 a month for a year was $400. It's like 200 and something. So, proof is in the pudding Jakey. Okay. I gotta watch one
of Billy Gene's videos. - How now, brown cow. How now, brown cow. Peter Piper, pickled peppers. Peter Piper, pickled peppers. Peter Piper, pickled peppers. And on Peter Piper, pickled peppers. How much wood would one (mumbles) - Hey man, edit this part out for sure. - If a Woodchuck could chuck wood. Now how much wood would a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? Woo! All right. San Diego is German for Wale's vagina. That's a bonus fact from
Casey (mumbles) and it's true. - Okay. I feel like I kinda skipped over the fucking insane
thing that he just said during a live stream for a business course as
mainly younger people. He said San Diego is
German for whale's vagina? - San Diego is German for Wale's vagina. - And then he just keeps going like he didn't just say
the most insane thing ever. Dude. I didn't say anything when I was filming because I think I was in shock. This is who Michael Jackson
wrote that song about? Come on, come on, Michael. It's also very funny when you
search Billy Gene on YouTube. One of the things that comes up is scam. So. He's a good guy. Okay. Community. Let's go to the community. Let's see what happens. Okay. (laughs)
All right. Cool. Fucking Boss man, dude. He's here. He made it. Dude, reading these comments, it's just making me really sad. It's just people who have so much passion and desire to be successful and make a living doing content creation. And I can't help but shake
this feeling of Jake Paul just like, just fucking
preying on these people who are just so desperate. They're like, "I don't care what it takes. "I'll just, I want to make it." Right? So he's just like, "Yeah,
buy this and that's it. "And then you'll be good." That's not the case, man. That's not the case at all. If this is the entire
community, that's fucking crazy. Then there's probably only
like 50 people who signed up for this, which is good. Okay, good. Most people saw this and were like, "Duh." - So if you are a
videographer, a photographer anywhere in the world,
how would you get started? - Take pictures. Post them, edit them. Keep on getting better - Man, they're just saying
such base level shit. It's just like, "Why spend money on this?" They're like, "Oh, if you wanna be a photographer, "you should use Instagram." Wow.
(crowd clapping) It's like, "Yeah, dude, no fuck... "No shit." Right?
(laughs) Yo, if you wanna write down
something on a piece of paper, you shouldn't use a pen or a pencil. And that's coming from
a thought leader, dude. The leader of thoughts. I will say, I feel like this. He is trying a little bit harder than when he did it the first time. Like when in the videos
that Drew talked about. - Chapter 13. Sorry about that, guys. It's actually Chapter 12. - People paid $64 for this. - 'Cause those were
like really low quality. And he was like stuttering a bunch. But these are shot really well. He has people who claim to
be industry professionals who have success, who
are talking about things. You can find this shit
anywhere though, dude. You go on like Gary Vee's Instagram. You're good, dude. - It's not just the negative. It's the positive. You gotta get silent
in you're fucking dome. Then your life gets good. - It's annoying as hell. But at least you'll be
learning the same shit, right? For free. (upbeat music) Okay. I've watched a few videos now and I'm sure you're wondering, "Did I learn anything That I can't learn "anywhere else for free?" No, not at all. I don't know if other YouTubers
feel like this, how I feel. But I feel like a majority of my success on YouTube is all luck. Sure I work pretty much every day, but still I like, there's
so much luck involved and so many other things
that I have no control over and it just fucking worked out for me. I'm not gonna start some
program and be like, "I can teach you the ways that I did." 'Cause you know what, Jake,
to be honest, you got lucky. And now you're trying
to profit off of that in some weird way. And you did, you got 20
bones from me, my guy that I'll never get back. God. It's just so funny that only like, fucking like 50 people signed up, dude. That's so funny to me, man. And I think he must've known that, because he did like a
launch party for this, for the FFM movement, the
Financial Freedom Movement. And here's a video from that. - Why am I doing this today, and (mumbles) (people screaming) - Oh, that's so degrading
and so gross to do that. Use this money to join the program. Come on. Okay. Come to think of it. He said that the top
prizes will be awarded to movement makers, and I'm a bowel movement maker, who take action, get results and share your radical
success story with me. So, it's a possibility I might be one of the biggest YouTubers
on the FF, in the FFM. And one of his instructions
is to, you know, post videos on YouTube in my niche, you
know, that people will watch. And I do that every week. I didn't know to do that
before watching this. So, and you helped me. So thank you, Jake. So, I think Jake Paul
legally has to fly me out to film a log with him personally that he'll share his
millions of followers. Sorry, Jake, it's your rules. And so just message me and I'll fly out and we can film the vlog. See you soon. Okay. Fuck. That's enough of that. My brain is melting. Oh, got some brain juice
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