Insanely Specific T-Shirts 2

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greeting at the beginning of every single video so press that subscribe button for an extra bleeding folks we've got a doozy today okay so a little while back I made a video called Facebook and they're insanely specific t-shirts where we took a look at some extremely targeted t-shirts that Facebook would would sell to people using their personal data right or data sorry and it was a lot of fun man I had a lot of fun making it I think it's one of my favorite videos but ever since I made that video dude every [ __ ] day I get so many messages of people like sending me these ads of like these really shitty shirts so I don't have a choice in making a part two to that video okay so today we're gonna take another look at some more really specific t-shirts but also some just straight-up [ __ ] weird t-shirts because I think that's a lot of fun and I'm gonna laugh a lot and I'm excited and if you're a smart genius like I am then you'll remember that part one of this series was sponsored by expressvpn and they were kind enough to sponsor this one to Jude yeah so stick around to the end of the video to find out how you can get three months totally free baby free as a bird except those birds that are in zoos zoo birds ain't free okay okay so a quick recap these t-shirt companies will take data data from your personal profile like your age your name where you live interests and they'll throw all that into there like algorithm that advertises a shirt to you but sometimes it just totally [ __ ] up like this shirt five things you should know about my smartass son one he is my princess - he is classy sassy and a bit smartass see who needs commas right three he can't control her mouth four he has anger issues five mess with him and they'll never find your body like grammar issues aside what the [ __ ] is this saying right if my dad was wearing this I'd be like bro we're fighting how dare you say things like that about me I'm going to pop you pops also you'll see going forward that this last thing messed with him and they'll never find your body that's one of the most widely used phrases on these shirts and I don't know why this Facebook know who a good murderer would be and then they serve an ad about these shirts to those people if they knew that information then why would they just give it to the cops am i right Facebook your cause and murders so you should get facebooked into prison you know how they book people is that a thing right that's a thing right does my joke make sense yes it's true I am a camel wearing toe freezing rut loving grunt calling antler smashing buck chasing gut pile making trophy whitetail killing hunter hey [ __ ] yeaaah brother that's my [ __ ] that's my kind of sweat fun fact about this sweater you can't actually buy it anywhere you have to grow it in a field of corn not many people know that but it's farm living for you baby growing corn growing sweaters marrying your cousin I may seem quiet and reserved but if you mess with me while I'm bowling I will break out a level of crazy that will make your nightmares seem like a happy place [ __ ] honestly saying dude I like the fact that these people are like warning people of how [ __ ] insane they are I think that's really that's really funny so the defendant is being charged with assault and attempted murder how does how do you plea not guilty I mean we have video proof of you going down a bowling alley picking up a pin and then going back and beating the [ __ ] out of someone because they bumped into you while you were bowling but your honor you're forgetting one thing okay what I was wearing this shirt and it clearly states that I would break out a level of crazy but makes their nightmares seem like a happy place my bad you're free to go your honor thank you for sparing me okay I know this video is mostly about just really specific t-shirts but I found some t-shirts that are just [ __ ] really weird that I wanted to look at hamburger friend I feel happiness when I eat ahem actually this is really weird but I think this might be the funniest t-shirt of all time not for the like the [ __ ] up sentence structure or just design I think the fact that they're calling french fries hamburger friends Wow dude that's that might be the funniest thing in the world yeah I'll just get a double Big Mac and I don't want them to be lonely can you can you put some of his friends in the bag too yeah those long deep-fried potato friends alright I am a pea nest oh [ __ ] buddy got me dude I'm a penis I'm a fat penis I am an [ __ ] man I love freedom drink beer and I love my life it's Stephen Harrison wearing this shirt I protect my family I eat meat and I have tattoos if you don't like it move first off what's an [ __ ] man is he only attracted to [ __ ] is that what that means like you know yeah yeah like a boob like I'm a boobs guy I'm a boobs man you know guys are dragged into boobs or like a an ass man that's the thing it's also the worst superhero name ever don't worry ass man is here I was I really like the last part that says if you don't like it move huh what a nice Davis is in this grocery store hmm what is this guy's t-shirt say he's an [ __ ] man who loves his wife and eats meat and has tattoos if I don't like it I don't like it I don't at all then move fine okay yeah my real-estate agent yes that's me sorry I know I just bought the house that I'm living in now this guy's shirt says I gotta move him again yeah be an [ __ ] man yeah he is okay I'm on my way my Olivia to buy okay when I was looking through all these t-shirts I found one group of people that really like these shirts and buy a lot of them I guess that is the wonderful Society of forklift operators forklift operator my sense of humor may hurt your feelings or offend you I suggest you buckle up buttercup I change for no one everybody's a forklift operator until the real forklift operator shows up and that's the [ __ ] t-shirt lord of the warehouse king of the goods organizer of doom defeater of chaos in short forklift driver hey man what do you do for a living Oh what do I do for a living I am Lord of the warehouse keeper of the goods organizer of doom - Feder of chaos oh my god that sounds so cool are you like a be like a superhero or something oh no you know heavy stuff I Drive a I Drive a little car that lifts it up [Music] Keep Calm and spaghetti clam pardon huh I'm gonna have a [ __ ] existential crisis over there sure problem cube calm and spaghetti class what is it babe this next one isn't really a weird one I just think it's a really good message that needs to be said and I'm really glad that it's being put out there appreciate what you what BR that makes you appreciate what what you dad and that kind of sums up everything I've been thinking like me because people usually don't appreciate what you what you know people really need to be are that makes you appreciate of what what you dad and I've always said that if I wanted to talk I wouldn't play trombone so they're saying that they instead of talking they'd rather just play the trombone because you know those are totally two interchangeable things that you can swap out no problem hey did we do in later oh man I'm sorry oh my god I had no idea in their sleep right so they didn't feel any pain okay good that's good well I mean I'm sending love to your family I'm so sorry yeah let me know if you need anything yeah all right but yeah I'm sorry so sorry bye Oh daddy Stark do do to do to do why the [ __ ] why the [ __ ] would you make that shirt holey shirt see what that did to me made me say that and it's clearly real because this is a real picture of Robert Downey jr. posing with the shirt I'm holding back so much vomit right now you have no idea these companies that make these t-shirts and stuff some of them don't just limit themselves to shirts they make other things like coffee mugs and like poster [ __ ] like that this company makes full like bed sheets and pillowcases and this one is [ __ ] incredible and I really want to buy it so the one pillowcase says best [ __ ] wife ever and the other one is best [ __ ] husband ever and then the duvet cover thing is a girl making out with a skeleton and it says it's you and me against the world baby we [ __ ] got this I'll tell you what you [ __ ] god dude you got a weird ass bed imagine like having company over and then they see that ok I'm gonna end it with these ones cuz these are my favorite and they're usually the most popular ones the ones I start off with like never underestimate a blank who was born in Blanc or whatever you know those never underestimate a woman who listens to disturbed and was born in July you know if they were born in June then totally underestimate them it's fine actually [ __ ] that no never underestimate a woman who listens to disturbed at all because if you listen to a disturbed you got problems the devil whispered in my ear you're not strong enough to withstand the storm today I whispered in the devil's ear never underestimate a man who was born in March I am the storm you're that Lucifer hey Lucy yeah I was born in March baby you're for I am the storm another one never underestimate an old man with a saxophone never underestimate a scuba diver who's also firefighter never underestimate an old man with a camera yeah old man with a camera usually pretty creepy never underestimate a woman who loves Gibbs and was born in June and those ones are just so funny because they're just so weirdly specific it's only for like a small group of people that can wear that shirt and it kind of it makes me upset you know like what if I'm not an old man with a saxophone I I mean but I still kind of want that shirt right it doesn't feel right so I feel like there needs to be a shirt that anyone can wear like these you know so I made one okay never underestimate a person who lives in Curtis town and was born at some point between January 1st and December 31st I mean I guess not everybody can wear it you have to be subscribed first oh yeah this shirts on sale right now on my merch site you can go get it yeah if my other merch was hard to describe to people when they ask about it get ready for that one okay that was fun these t-shirts are insane I'm baffled by the fact that people like will see an ad that would be like it's a Curtis thing and they'll be like my name's Curtis and they'll buy it so crazy to me and like I said in part one of this series I'm scared you know I'm that like these companies can like just find out everything they need to know but you and sell you super specific [ __ ] the only thing we can do is laugh at them right and make fun of them and how [ __ ] stupid they are so and then make one I guess and if you don't want these companies to find out your personal stuff like where you are what your name is what you like if that's weird to you then I know a great way to combat it all right yeah it's with expressvpn baby expressvpn 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number one best town in the world by every human in the world so there's a fun fact check the description for all the other things I do there's my Instagram my Twitter down there links to my weekly podcast that I do called very really good it's a lot of fun there's a lot of episodes you can hop in anywhere I just talk about [ __ ] also Curtis town merch is down there you can buy the new shirt you don't have to but it'd be great if you did and the link for tickets to the we are two different people tour we're going all across America it's gonna be a lot of fun me Danny and drew it's gonna be a good time so come out and see us all right I think how's everything thank you so much for watching I gotta go listen to the disturbed discography peace out

Channel: Kurtis Conner

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Length: 17min 35sec (1055 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 21 2019