How is Twitter free? #108

why is your snap score so high bro i sent my friends 10 minute videos of me making iced coffee y'all ain't do streets back in 2016 my highest was like 300 biggest flex yeah i'm not sure that's a flex to be honest not to flex on y'all but oh it's it's even worse this is a 1803 snapchat streak i'm looking at here this is definitely the gen z kids hey what's up cuties my name is fainted and welcome to howard twitter free a series where you guys tag me in funny tweets and i read them out pretty much every single sunday or monday if i'm late you can't stop albert so summery tweets out i want a nap with 3284 likes i want a ratio 13k likes this is why i haven't tweeted in many months you just never know when albert's gonna come along and ratio you that's so embarrassing you may be old but are you this old limewire sharpie permanent marker one of these bad boys who's getting some nostalgia right there if you're under the age of like 18 you probably don't even have a clue what this is back in the day this is the website you'd go to to finesse all the music you'd ever want i need to slap it on one of these little discs pretty sure it was illegal but like everybody used to do it like back in the day bro spotify wasn't a big thing and uh if you wanted to get your tunes you're on limewire doing some really dodgy downloads only the ogs remember napster v 2.0 beta 5 okay that must be really og because i'm 21 and i don't even recognize this i have heard of napster before though bruh please i am old that is ancient the real question is what did you do to get the scratches off the cd i personally use spit and breath yeah that's a classic it's weird how you could just go breathe on a cd and then give it a rub and then all of a sudden it'd actually work again life hack epic oh albert's back again and he says i'm so sorry guys so he has a message on snapchat from emma who says wanna go get starbucks with me in the girly slates omg go yes what time to fruity cutie caitlyn picking us up i'll be ordering too much it's literally gonna be so fun with the girls he's finessing i've seen a lot of simping on the internet but yeah bro this this is something else getting starbucks with the girlies bro you know dude really wants to get over chick when he starts going in the snapchat messages at least you ain't had to listen to trippy red for her and pretend it was good dude i had to listen to chance the rapper i had to listen to bts for this girl this is just how it be bro honestly if it meant i could get myself a date i would do this any day bro but i don't even have anyone to snapchat in the first place this is sad my father turned 90 and wanted to do a photo shoot to be posted on social media even though he isn't on it and just look at this absolute king bro big respect oh that's adorable next up we got a few tick tock screenshots and uh the caption is why she hate girls so much damn girl in my discord forcing her voice and trying to be cute for male attention i mean some girls do it to get that bag sorry i'm going to college for my money instead of being an uru discord girl who begs for money all these uru girls mad at my server the freaky gonna do send your discord daddy after me oh no no no you want to be careful with what you're provoking right there bro if you get an angry ego's disc or daddy on you you might end up getting doc's chief unpopular opinion oow discord girls who force their voices for male attention are annoying and rude and give real girl gamers a bad rep as a man i will say there is nothing more annoying than a girl begging for attention like that and there is nothing more pitiful than a guy feeding into it and then the top reply is a quote that says as a man with this epic dance video underneath seems very relevant they're just trying to get the bag why is she hating i feel like this is a very controversial topic i don't really know what to say about this honestly all i know is looking back at this image where the discord daddy's at i wonder if i count as a disc or daddy i do have my own discord server and um if anyone's taking disc or daddy applications just hit me up okay i've got two monitors and rgb keyboards um and i'm the host of the fainted club discord server so yeah i think i've got good potential discord daddy fainted coming up my wife just confessed that for her entire childhood she thought colonel sanders bow tie was his whole body and now i can't stop seeing a tiny stick body every time i look at him why why did you have to say this just look at his head in proportion to the body size just wait until you realize that captain crunch's eyebrows are on his hat oh man what is next i do just got some floating eyebrows you can even see the shadows how about that arrow in the e in fedex i never saw it until my son pointed out and now it's all i see where's this arrow oh my gosh i see it i've never noticed that before my entire childhood i thought the mlb logo was a floating duck and i didn't understand it i was not a smart kid floating duck [Music] i kind of see it anyways yeah either way next time you go and get yourself a kfc fellas you're gonna see it all three high school musicals was just troy being like wow i got too many baba boy and too many talents i've been saying this for time dude troy bolton is the number one chad my guy was really complaining because he had too many girls after him in school okay we get it bro and he's like the mvp of the basketball team sharpay was ready to pull the strings to get troy a career in basketball with his 5-7 ass she had money all he had to do was be on stage with her but no he chose bland gabriella troy lived in this big ass house crying about getting scholarships and here comes sharpay and it is five for seven ass one on a silver platter and he turns it down for gabriella not to mention all the wild cats complaining about gasp working at their jobs in high school musical too at a damn resort where they got two free meals and time off to do what they love play basketball what a throwback though dude those high school musical movies albert's power hi and it's some array with a few cute selfies here say hi to this ratio i've fainted my fami and i decorated christmas cookies tonight enjoy let's have a look at these oh dude this is like the sweetest thing i've seen a subscribe to fainted cookie honestly this looks so yummy dude and i really appreciate it thank you also do what this guy says listen to the cookie subscribe to the channel and show the appreciation for this guy's christmas cookies student's gonna have his way to bake cookies just so you guys will subscribe so imagine going to jail because you played call of duty on stream and someone was playing billy eilish over the mic in game hashtag stopped the mca yeah i'm a little bit late to this one but i don't know if many of you guys know but basically there's a lot of talk about them trying to pass some kind of dmca type beat law where basically if you're online and you're doing a whole epic live stream and you just so happen to have the tiniest snippet of copyrighted music by accident you could end up in jail i don't know i'm not completely educated on the matter but basically hashtag stop the mca like honestly i don't get it because i feel like people who have copyrighted music out there one of the best ways to have it promoted is by being played on people's streams and in youtube videos and stuff but hey music industry be like like i can understand people getting fined for playing copyrighted music they're actually sending them to jail dude like there's some actual criminals out there you should probably be focusing on chief yo did you just play the new billy eilish song on stream bro send him to jail he needs to be taken away from society finished up my back piece that is a tattoo only the most superior chads can be rocking with [Music] this is the number one twilight fanboy right here forget about the conversation of either team jacob or team edward this dude just said screw it i'm getting the whole lot done baby how would you guys actually react if you saw somebody take their t-shirt off and um this is what their back looked like it's artwork team jacob baby i made a thing for fainted love his content he always puts a big smile on my face ah bro you guys are being so cute this week i love it thank you so much so bad boy haley tweets out got my test results back i have covered and tommy and it says if it makes you feel better i don't have covid thank you that is savage also like these minecraft dudes have so much twitter clout like they can literally tweet out poo poo peepee and get 200k likes anyways yeah guys i'm gonna leave it there click on the screen to check out more and subscribe to the channel brofist pewdiepie

Channel: Fainted

Views: 323,269

Rating: 4.9699545 out of 5

Keywords: how is twitter free, funny tweets, funny, tweets, how is twitter free? #108, fainted

Id: wgLwGhwWf6I

Length: 9min 41sec (581 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 20 2020