How is Twitter free? #124

no wonder sally was in love with mcqueen lightning mcqueen be eating good hey what's up cuties my name's fainted and welcome to house twitter free the series where you guys tag me in funny tweets and i read them out subscribe right now or obama will steal your anime girl next we got a few text messages captioned works every time so he gets a message from emma saying hey i think we should talk and he's like bruh and looks up on google girlfriend cheat codes 2021 yo look at this cool bug never mind baby yeah that's what i thought wow bro those girlfriend cheat codes be working just fantastically if your bae's ever about to hit you with the i think we should talk just reply back with a picture of a cool bug and there you go relationship saved okay next we got a video captioned monkey friend look at this little dude oh my gosh so so cute look how cute this guy is man what's he in there he's chomping bro he's loving that you're fluffy they just want to give this dude a little stroke i don't know what he's eating but i love the way he's like giving those cute little eyes like give me more give me more these guys should live in every town and you get little quests from them like gather 15 berries like dude if you have a feeling bored you can just go to your local village monkey and be like yo chief you got any quests next thing you know you got an epic challenge okay next up jessica blevins who's ninja's wife tweets out i've been working out for 41 weeks straight solely doing peloton and now adding in their strength workouts so excited to finally be seeing progress that peloton has grown my booty six inches already and i'm finally starting to get some definition back in my belly with this epic flex pick and ninja replies chance be looking at what daddy looks at and i think this is chance this little dog oh damn this boy wildin bro like i think if ninja sees you checking out his wife's butt bro he's going to want to be in you on fortnite i hope chancellor's got some good 90s thought i'd let you all know my cat is indeed still an idiot what are you doing chief does that taste good yeah this cat is just so cute next we got a video captioned dude got the ice sheesh all right let's check this swag out you know with how big of a ben 10 fan i am i figured hey why not show off all the omnitrixes i had okay though if i have to i might split this in a second part first up we have the omnitrix fx from the classic ben 10 series [Music] crash and the ben 10 alien force omni tricks damn the ben 10 projection omnitrix from alien 10 alien force i see ulta matrix from ben 10 alien ultimate alien and here's another ultimatrix the whole wrist my custom-made omnitrix that i used parts where i use parts for the legacy sets that i made out of a smart watch okay my paper omniverse omnitrix and lastly the uh galactic monsters omnitrix wow i hope you'll enjoy this video and it's hero time you know what bro like screw buying some gucci ice or like a rolex why waste your money on that when you're just gonna get out flexed by this dude like dude that is a collection wow love isn't real explain this and we got pewdiepie and marzia back in the day looking so cute and a pewdiepie and marcia getting married you know bro pewdiepie just takes straight dubs bro like honestly most subscribed youtuber and if i'm not mistaken i'm pretty sure pewdiepie and marzia met over like facebook messages so they were the old school version of the discord eboy and eagle okay pewdiepie was picking up egos before you'd even started school bro honestly what an inspiration man wow we love your nuts everyone to us ah here we go again stickers i can't eat your nuts one day we hope you can sonny what have i just read dude babe we have guests go get the fancy cups oh my gosh these are the fancy cups wow that is just so fancy baby but seriously can you imagine just like having your girlfriend's parents around for the first time ever in your relationship you're dressed up all smart trying to impress her parents whatever cooking a nice meal and when they sit down at the table you present them with the shrek glass that is the ultimate sign of respect both this shrek forever after and shrek deferred cubs were tested and both had cat cadmium a toxic metal in them dude i've been using those daily for the past 15 years ah so then you've built up an immunity you're good already infected and haven't noticed yet it's a serious bro like what no this has to be cap there's no way the shrek cups could possibly have toxic metals in them i mean just look at them but i guess if you were going to drink some toxic metal juice and most likely uh end up dying at least you'd be doing it out of the fancy shrek cup no because i've been waiting for this moment and oh my gosh dude this dude has the whole collection out here i feel like in 50 years time these are gonna be a million dollars each i wonder how much money the people who made shrek made off of all of this stuff very interesting merch i have all of these but they got recalled for like lead or something so he's never drank from them they just sit in a cabinet okay so i guess maybe they weren't joking wow that's a disappointment bro like it would just be sad to have this shrek deferred glass right here put some boots looking at you all cute but you can't drink out of it what a shame homeboy gave her options i've got an instagram post here of a guy i believe proposing to his girlfriend and look at that she got a selection of five different rings she could choose from i don't think i've ever seen anything like this before wow guys you've really got to step up your game if you're thinking of proposing to your ego and you're going out there with one ring like really bro really look at this dude he's putting in the f out here with five rings like come on okay thanos new standard proposed with gauntlet and all six infinity stones that's kind of what thanos was trying to do in the comics to the personification of death oh these motherfreakers keep raising the bar i can't compete anymore with the sad shrek face you don't have to my man if they pay more attention to the ring they're getting than the prospect of being with you you might want to avoid them you don't have to break bank to make someone love you don't let social media fool y'all i get the sentiment entirely but i've really seen some atrocious rings and we have to wear that damn thing every day for the rest of our lives would you not be fussy if you have to wear it every day i think it shows commitment that we want to be happy to wear it forever i mean i've seen people wear plain rings and we're happy together having a fanciest shiny ring isn't going to make you any happier if you weren't already happy with the person you're marrying materialism brainwashing y'all damn bro these guys again really deep about this whole ring thing whoa i'm not judging chief but five rings for me is a little bit excessive but hey if you want to go and spend bands to get five rings you do you chief okay so next up fortnite tweets out should we add the baby outfit into the game and the baby says i'd rather die than be in your game hello wow guys a brand new fortnight that baby skin coming soon for a very cheap price of 69 million v bucks that's right like honestly imagine your parents catching you using their credit card to buy v bucks and you have to explain to them that's because you're buying the brand new da baby skin okay so domino's tweets this dude call me kevin saying if we give you a free pizza do you promise to stay away from pizza ovens forever more yes i'll take a basil mountain please about five kilograms of basil should do and on i said this is why you don't belong in the pizza kitchen kevin i beg to differ bro like honestly you may as well just hire this guy right now domino's he's coming up with some great ideas for pizzas right there like why would you go to domino's and get a margarita or like a meat feast or something when you could get a basil mountain i fainted hoodie is fire sheesh my gosh that is a flex baby so yeah thanks to this dude for supporting and um wow but honestly dude try not to flex too hard like damn so much drip next up we got a post from dudes taking elves and this guy gets a snapchat from maria saying you look like my ex really why'd you break up he got really ugly man that's just savagery bro like the way she just starts the conversation as well dude like you didn't have to do chief like that it's like yeah let me just message this guy real quick and hand him an l this is her we got a tick tock here that says currently on the phone with my bf while getting ready to go frick another man how's this got 270 seven thousand likes dude that's why some people got trust issues bro you've got tick tocks over here with over 200 000 likes of someone being like yeah just about to go cheat on my boyfriend just casual you know damn bro you really want to be flexing that on tick tock okay anyways both of these are probably baits so whatever anyways guys it for the video i hope you enjoyed and if you did subscribe to this channel and click on the screen to check out the series playlist and yeah i'll see you guys on the next one much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 156,166

Rating: 4.976758 out of 5

Keywords: how is twitter free, funny tweets, funny, tweets, how is twitter free? #124, fainted

Id: xxVluYizBxQ

Length: 10min 1sec (601 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 12 2021