How is Twitter free? #96

frick i can't get past the path seems to be blocked wait what could this be huh snorlax yeah you ain't getting through there chief hey what's up cuties my name's fainted and welcome back it's that time of the week where we take a look at the funniest tweets from all across twitter.com have you guys enjoy and let's get into it just picked up some pog juice passion orange guava okay that actually is pog juice i wonder if that tastes good it looks nice imagine your card gets declined at the plastic surgeon's office and they just got your nose this shouldn't be this funny to me this guy sends his buddy a flex pick and underneath says hey brody put the wings on this picture when i die like this ah never mind yeah maybe not the chicken wings i i think you meant the other wings i always be overthinking these select all squares or traffic lights if there are none click skip wait a second what about this little bit here no is it is it in this square or what sweating yeah these little capture things are so annoying man why can't you've just placed it in the box correctly instead of leaving the slightest edge out into the next one what a joke it took a photographer four years night after night in snorkeling gear and weights to capture this image of a beaver what the heck is this rap four years to get this image are you kidding me yeah why did this guy actually spend four years night after night going for all this effort what does this mean somebody who's like a um beaver specialist let us know this guy says looks like it's not even doing anything good yeah men will spend four years snorkeling awaits to catch a glimpse for beaver but won't open up emotionally rip to the boys in the unreleased third movie mike wazowski opens up a tattoo parlor called monsters inc pixar please dm me it honestly would be pretty funny though if pixar was just scrolling through twitter and they came across this and they're like hmm it's actually quite a good idea maybe we'll make that movie in 2025. um why my neighbors already have a giant skeleton in their front yard in september oh damn look at the size of that bro i don't know if this is perspective going on here but dude that skeleton looks like 20 foot tall how big is that this is not the month you expect to be driving down the road and then seeing a 25 foot tall skeleton staring at you people posting about how they see these at home depot and in other people's yards makes me think about how there's just a freaking factory out there churning out these huge skeletons how do you even create something like this in a factory like does this come pre-made or do you have to put it together yourself i'm so confused pet rent is the stupidest concept i've ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay 50 a month she's unemployed well it's about time your cat got down the job center then my friend what a joke the fact that cats aren't even paying taxes makes me really angry here's a classic tweet from ninja back in 2012. new hat yes yes king everybody bow down ninja really was pulling up with a drip back on christmas 2012. everyone please look at my girlfriend's cat he just stands are you good bro he looks like he's about to throw hands he's kind of just like what are you doing in my house punk this is my crib this is my bed and this guy replies saying my collection and we've got not one not two not three not four wait yeah four four epic standing up cats this one's my favorite though it's just the way he's got a bit of motion blur on him plummeting into the room like hey what's up really be walking into the club with swag these freshman dorms at nyu are sending me oh okay i think we may have a few twitch streamers in the building the rgb light up keyboards really be coming through the windows man heart-shaped traffic lights in iceland wow dude isn't that wholesome was this uh for like valentine's day or is this genuinely what you guys are nice and use all year round i'm intrigued they've really said no love art emoji okay so this guy tweeted at me saying fainted you're liking the drip and this dude made it carried the model in roblox with the merch this community man we're so so odd i honestly think we may be one of the weirdest communities on youtube your ios 14 home screens is giving me real middle school jailbroken ipod vibes it's cute though she a glass of milk how have you got stuck inside there my friend or maybe they're not even stuck maybe this is just their like little comfy place to hang out mmm nice little vanilla milkshake give me a taste just be putting more effort into their lock screens than their homework yeah but some of these new ios 14 home screens do be looking pretty sick next up kanye west tweets out trust me i won't stop and um this video has 28.9 million views and it's just him taking a pee on his grammy award what a flex drake is like let me get a sip of that kanye juice baby how many people on planet earth can say that they've taken a pee on their own grammy award i mean this is probably the first time anyone's actually decided to piss on a grammy award in the first place but when it's your own it's even bigger of a flex remember the kid from polar express this is him now this was him back in the day and it's the 2020 grown-up version yo uh can i get the travis scott burger is this the average travis scott stan all because i said that okay this girl gets a snapchat from someone saying girl don't take my slang you never said this blam out freaking weird ass bye you got big ass teeth chipmunk and uh basically yeah she got this message on snapchat all because up on her story she said final color because i give up i don't know why my hand on wall like that la mao how could you claim that as your own slang though what you think you're the first person on planet earth to ever say that instead of that oh my days the way she's used me a knife emoji as well like geez chill bruh just some text on a snapchat uni accommodation is mint wow nice nice couch there man those seats look crusty bro but hey that's the uni life man i mean you don't really go there to live in luxury let's be honest it's all about having a bit of fun education bruh damn just found out i'm in a committed relationship with some dude who i guess asked me for a picture once but apparently he has enough money to buy the entire ign staff lunch every friday so it's going great thank you all for your love and support so this dude posts on i think facebook saying despite her moving to la me and alana have been trying to open our hearts to one another again i still can't believe i actually dated her for what was the best and most healthy year of my life and the healthiest relationship i've ever been in in my entire life she is the most amazing person i've ever met and the most famous girl i've ever dated lol i love you alana pierce and hope he can return to where we once were back when my dumbass tried to groom my own eyebrows the night before our first date the gdc and i showed up with what's in the picture below shaking my head i miss being allowed into the ign headquarters in san francisco to bring you and everyone lunch and coffee every friday hello wait wait wait wait wait i'm i'm so confused here is it like did this dude just get one selfie with this girl and then convince himself he was in a relationship with her oh wow if only it was that easy guys just walk up to any random person on the street take a selfie with them you're my new boyfriend or girlfriend thanks i honestly could do with that right now what if we got rid of facebook destructive and instead just created one big excel sheet with everyone's birthdays helpful that would actually be pretty helpful i mean the only reason anybody uses facebook in 2020 these days is just to find out when people's birthdays are like that's actually the only time you'll ever post something is when it comes up and you're like oh happy birthday i haven't spoken to you in like 20 years but happy birthday bro okay so keemstar tweets are saying i root for the bad guy in every movie and i say okay with this video underneath [Music] oh keemstar keemstar and this guy invites me saying watching put keemstar's tweet and then his reply to it thinking it's funny oh that's literally just what i'm doing right now yeah fainted putting his own tweets and how is twitter free my tweets are the best tweets what can i say i'm too funny do you guys ever get tired of the i have no gf i'm always horny no girl wants me internet persona or what i feel very disrespected by this tweet but genuinely no it doesn't get tiring bro being a lonely sad boy on twitter.com with an anime profile picture yeah that's what it's all about when he buys you breakfast oh what a great boyfriend man picking up this girl some starbucks in the morning ah hold on a minute plan b rip west coast sport air quality this morning that's got to be edited surely this literally looks like a frosted window you got to be joking i don't know if this guy's joking or not but either way this picture i don't know why it just looks so cool i've fainted walked into spoons wearing this and four people freaking stared at me still proud okay this dude is wild basically weatherspoons is like this big chain of pubs all across the uk and like 90 percent of people in these pubs are 55 year old greasy sweaty old men who want to start a scrap of you for no reason dude really turned up to the pub wearing an anime girl hoodie with big love hearts around it oh my culture man such a bold move i got this job two weeks ago and i'm going to be freaking fired this guy gets a text from mark saying any luck with a solution to the server latency issues yep found something on stack overflow send me a link before you implement thanks here you go oh no no no no oh my gosh sorry that's not it and he accidentally sends through a very very naughty link to a very naughty video which we're gonna completely blank i don't know where that link came from i just downloaded ios 14 so it may be a glitch it's the correct link react inputs on chain lag mark hello and dude i can't even live like he was in a position there where i really thought he was screwed over but that whole little ios 14 glitch excuse that was smooth that was very smooth and he says it's gonna be a long day man and then mark follows him up with a text saying all right i think that should work just make sure to host locally and test changes before pushing the code to the main branch as for that video we will need to meet later and have a discussion about professionalism webex meeting link will be sent to your [Music] slack damn that conversation is gonna be awkward personally though um with my employees i can think of anything more professional than them sending me a link to some hd naughty naughty content for myself to enjoy what more could you want from someone you employ seriously a tick tock trend right now that's big with teens is to dress up in sheets and take ghost photos it's the first day of fall so here's a thread and um yeah i got no comment to make on this man no comment but yeah it's just classic tick-tock really this does not seem like a good idea all i have to really say though is take a look at this guy i'm pretty sure he's wearing a naruto headband my days what is he he's too powerful this joke is high level teacher what comes after 720 me 721 teacher then why did you write 1080. um because i'm a gamer i am deceased okay so it starts with this tick tock that says this cafe didn't pay my friend for working four weeks and oh sorry a lot of money from summer it would be a shame if the place she worked was hidden really well somewhere in this video and lots of bad reviews were left and underneath in very small text it says the name of this restaurant which i i'm going to blank out for privacy reasons and obviously thousands of people saw that on tick tock and were rightfully very angry with this restaurant or cafe whatever and they went over to their review page and left this terrible customer service food was disgusting i found a hair in one and when i told one of the cooks they grabbed me by the throat and threw me to the floor never coming back they threw a waffle at my nana and she passed out also the food was cold they drop kicked my son i ordered ice cream and they just gave me milk this is the best one i turned it with my grandpa and a worker said sorry we don't serve white and kick those shits do not recommend rest in peace to their review page man i don't think anyone's gonna be turning up to that cafe anytime soon bro anyways guys hope you enjoyed this episode of house twitter free don't forget to tag me in funny tweets at fainted sad link down below and um i'll see you on the next one have a nice amazing day much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 509,390

Rating: 4.9679809 out of 5

Keywords: how is twitter free, funny tweets, funny, tweets, how is twitter free? #96, fainted

Id: x_1uyS9xmbA

Length: 13min 33sec (813 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 27 2020