How is Twitter free? #118

boyfriend trying to carry girlfriend who just started oh man imagine playing video games and actually having a girlfriend bro come on hey what's up cuties my name's fainted and welcome back to howard's twitter free the series where you guys tagged me in funny tweets and i read them out and guys just before we get into the video my brand new merch is out it is very very epic like seriously dude if you're flexing this in a club my gosh you're gonna be looking like a chad and guys every single dollar i make from this new drop is going to charity for team trees each dollar donated is a tree planted so yeah i'd really appreciate it if you go and buy that new merch and just know that i'll be going towards a good cause fainted dot shop go buy some swag ubereats driver couldn't find my house so yes look to the sky follow the beacon um what oh my gosh i see it you're being summoned to a uber east delivery by this motherfreaker was looking around [Music] and this guy replies um i think my uber driver is in trouble and we got this guy out here in his honda crv what the frick yo you good hi on way i'm lost how did this happen denise what's next up this dude conor tweets out i hate james marriott with a burning passion and we got a few screenshots here most liked reply will be my senior quote that is due tomorrow and james replies with 4 467 likes look mum i'm glad you weighed her wing i think it ends up being the most like tweet and there he is on a little google form filling out the senior quote with look mom i'm glad you waited damn this guy's gonna be looking back at his senior yearbook in like 50 years time showing his wife and kids and they're like daddy what's this why does it say look chief um you had to be there oh yes the nintendo ds the game boy advance and the psp bro ah these are iconic honestly dude i had the nintendo ds and i had the game boy advance but i don't think i ever actually ended up getting the psp roasting pieces i heard those are really good i still remember how big the original ds was that the s lite was such an improvement yeah these dudes were like brick phones my gosh i remember these chads i never actually got one of these but flipping bro they were thick next up frosty tweets out gamers assemble and attach we have this little screenshot here so nadeshot says another one down a million more to go until this arm is filled up and he's flexing his little tattoo here okay and frosty says how many retweets on a tweet for you to get sex is temporary gaming is forever tatted on you and nature says a hundred thousand i bet and then yeah on this tweet where it says gamers assemble it's got 259k retweets okay looks like nadeshot's gonna be getting that tatted then rip twitter can be the cutest app ever um really after two years of long distance we finally got to meet and we got this dude with his girlfriend oh so cute bro and this guy says hey man let me know if you want me to delete this but i edited a version where you're both in the sun oh my gosh how have you done that photoshop warrior that's adorable if you look at the original pictures dude on the left side she's got a big like shadow over her and on the right side he's looking down with some shadow but the photoshop beast does this beautiful mate normally on twitter you've got kids with fortnite profile pictures trying to hack your account or dudes trying to ratio your tweets but no this this is actually wholesome wow okay we got a couple images here oh look at this how are you that small would you punch me for five dollars um good question and then this dude replies with this bruh and another guy says no i would never ever punch a female especially a one of your type i would treat you right with all your respect and would never even think of laying my hands on you for money five dollars isn't even a lot either i would definitely punch you for that amount not even for a million i promise get the frick out plus ratio if your boyfriend doesn't own bitcoin that's not your boyfriend that's your girlfriend and if he doesn't own dogecoin he's a simp this is a high school band practice in when i talk buena twa my gosh [Music] hey bro play the drake song what are they doing bro level 100 protection that's gonna be interesting there's this facebook group of people who sort of look like adam sandler but aren't actually adam sandler oh my gosh so we got this guy we got this guy this dude and oh my gosh they actually do bro finally facebook being put some good use okay what have we got here guys found out about the latest tech scam and i'm losing it it's this thing called marty the robot it costs 35k and all it does is detect trash on the floor and yell an alarm for a wage worker to come and pick it up [Music] in another thread someone was saying that this exact robot knocks stuff over and breaks things and then screams at its own mess what is this machine dude did elon musk make this mcdonald's spore offering pikachu happy meal toys from february yeah can 21 year olds get happy meals and then mcdonald's reply age is just a number winky face oh this not a chief a little bit sus there mcdonald's a little bit suss he he is british who famous singers voted for biden apparently harry styles voted for biden seems legit so ninja tweets out seemed like a really good idea at the time and he's posted an epic tick tock so i got this great idea on new year's everyone's going to floss at the same time and we're going to uh ninja's class bro rest in peace to ninja bro in front of like millions of people he was like let's do some floss dancing guys and uh the crowd was just like no chief you're not a ninja bro i've got i've got a lot of respect for you dude if i was there i'd probably have been doing a little floss or t-pose they just weren't uh coached enough gamers um help i just don't understand how people don't like the brilliant diamonds shining power character models it's literally a 3d version of the 2d art i just don't understand why people don't like realistic steve it's literally a more realistic version of the original design what in the tarnation is that bro if i saw dudes walking around in minecraft looking like that chief i'd probably just uninstall the game next we got a video captioned why the heck would she do this okay so we got a video here of uh i think a girl just chilling out on bed what what are you doing wow that's a sandwich baby like when you see us at first you're wondering hmm what's she gonna do it's like you know what rice bed is it weird that i completely understand the impulse to do this it's so weird it's not even explainable yeah we need some scientists in the chat right now i know some of you guys that watch my videos are bound to be very smart why is it that humans want to do this bro what is the human behavior behind this maybe it's just a good way of working out your legs but yeah hopefully this dude's okay because honestly it looks like they're about to enter freaking platform nine and three quarters out there chief at fainted sad do you like my poem ignore my horrible handwriting and attached we have this image here sub to fainted where is this but thank you i appreciate it and yes guys do as he says subscribe to me laughing my ass off bruh this review twitter has just announced super follows users will be able to monetize their content with exclusive tweets for super followers so this is what it looks like super follower regina lennox to show your support you get a support of badge subscriber only newsletters exclusive content deals and discounts community access for 4.99 a month oh my gosh well guys um this series is called how is twitter free why do you do this twitter why so i just reply with this [Music] epic and this dude replies this son of a baba boy and the how is twitter free screenshot bruh i think a lot of people were trying to blame me for this bro 117 episodes of saying how is twitter free and then they dropped this update why did y'all keep asking why twitter was free this is your fault i've fainted bro they're ruining the name of the series yeah guys that's it my youtube career is over no more house twitter free episodes is it that's the last one guys guys guys it's cool it's cool twitter is still free okay like you can still install the app for free bro it's just some people are gonna have this whole super follower thing but honestly i reckon it's one of those updates i'll just go down the toilet and nobody's gonna use it in like two months yo a like how is twitter free and now look where we are rip twitter for real y'all been saying how is twitter free and now look what happened maybe i should change the title of the series too how is twitter brackets not free so we've got amazon a review here from jacqueline peterman and just take a little look at the image okay before we get into this review okay so i bought these after seeing some tick-tock videos claiming these make your booty look really good i was hopeful see i have a hank hill type butt so anything that can enhance my rear end is very welcomed i put these bad boys on and i'm amazed at the comforts they fit as expected the tummy control is amazing but the enhancing feature of the ruched behind is less than stellar in my opinion i feel like you have to have at least a smidgen of something to work with to make these flatter your splatter cannon since i have nothing these leggings make me look like a sloppy waffle on a plate after a drunken 3am binge at the waffle house overall i'm not completely dissatisfied like i previously mentioned they're comfortable fit as expected and have great tummy control but ladies and gents if you are looking to bite us in hopes of enhancing your fart factory just know you might end up looking like roadkill during rush hour traffic flat af after i encourage my friends to shoot their shots and they get left on red yeah your friend's just like go on dude do it message her man send her a little discord pm bro you message her and you say hey what's up girl and then left on red rest in pieces bro hey uh you miss 100 of the shots you don't take yo who let their dad on tick tock okay let's check this tick tock out what's up chief oh oh mlg plays man look at the artwork in the background as well is that a lambo oh damn this skill jeez i'm right in the drip as well dude anyways guys that's it for the video i hope you enjoyed and yeah go to fainted.shop to buy that epic new anime swag and yeah that's it much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 347,929

Rating: 4.9785795 out of 5

Keywords: how is twitter free, funny tweets, funny, tweets, how is twitter free? #118, fainted

Id: 2Gdjb5EudrQ

Length: 12min 4sec (724 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 01 2021