How is Twitter free? #112

why do they all think people rot at the age of 21. i've got a little tick tock here that says i hope i age like the bridgeton cast she's 25 i'm surprised she hasn't started wrinkling yet 25 years old she's ancient if they think people over 20 are old i don't even want to know how they think people over 30 look like bruh how genzie thinks they'll look the second they turn 25 yeah tick tock makes me feel like i need a senior discount hey what's up cuties my name's fainted and welcome to how is twitter free the series where you guys tagged me in funny tweets and i read them out but subscribe right now or pewdiepie will bro-fist you in the forehead when you're late for work in the winter jordan wipers talking about [Music] next up soulja boy tweets out kiss me through the phone here different now huh if that song had come out in 2020 it would have been a number one this guy really invented facetime boys in 1813. it is because i regard you so highly that i cannot marry you this was the chad of 1813 i bet he's juggling like five egos at once instead of using zoom for school we should just use discord can you imagine how funny that would be and actually it would probably be kind of helpful because of the chats can you freaking imagine going to click a link to your maths homework and that pop-up links are risky comes up like i think i'd actually piss myself today we are going to learn about beethoven groovybot joins vc play classical music my school does use discord and it's funny as heck when students forget to disable the game activity tab and get caught playing gentian impact during class me explaining to the teacher why playing catboy simulator 2020 in class is crucial to my education [Music] but imagine how much you get in when you forget to turn off game activity and it says playing minecraft when your menace be working this would happen to so many people playing roblox pov your french boyfriend is telling you you're in the car you're insecure you're insecure you're insecure now what the frick is this they mama said no yeah the kid was just walking through the store like i want his basketball mom and his mom's like no put it down now happy four-year anniversary it's when i flew to edinburgh to surprise finley and he flew to paris to surprise me and this is why we don't do surprises anymore okay so this is a really cute little story and um it starts this girl texting this adam dude saying hey adam do you know if finley's in the flat by any chance i'm back a day early i'm wanting to surprise him lamout he just flew to paris like to do the same thing like literally i'm out no he didn't only finn yeah he did bruh no no you're kidding please no and then she takes the finley dude who i assumes her boyfriend's saying please tell me you're not in paris hello audio cool come back i'm here here is in edinburgh not paris i'm sorry i was trying to be cute come back now wow i'm in paris i know come back i just landed and then finley posted his facebook anyone in paris i flew in to surprise selma but she flew back to surprise me and now i've got 12 hours to kill this situation is trophy worthy you two are clearly soul mates your love is killing the planet i'm sorry mate this is hilarious and there the guy is oh that's cute turns out we were in edinburgh airport at the same time going in opposite directions gives a whole new meaning to star-crossed lovers that's one of the best things i've seen on twitter in a long time dude at least edinburgh and paris are kind of relatively close to each other imagine if one of them lived in australia and the other one lived in like iceland rest in peace this snow tutorial is so beautiful wow that is just so wholesome man next time it snows i might try and mate this i love your curves the curves bruh i guess he didn't like his free gold-plated ps5 and this story begins with a text message if you're so generous why not do a gold-plated ps5 giveaway clearly you have the money for it as you give away thousands of dollars of games all the time just desperate for followers prove me wrong and do a gold ps5 giveaway please okay i will send you a gold-plated ps5 what's your address oh frick yeah that was so easy name mac baba booey address please get it to me by saturday congrats man your gold-plated ps5 is on the way man you are such a sucker thanks for the free stuff oh not at all it's my pleasure and instead of actually sending him a gold-plated ps5 i don't know if that even exists does that exist anyways the dude sent him this on a piece of paper you happy to see ps5 gold-plated ps5 pretend the green is gold i don't have a gold pen [Music] and a little smiley face to top it off so anyways this dude thinks he's getting a gold ps5 for free and ends up receiving this piece of paper full image attached to the tweet and says you think this is funny do you really want me to answer that what the frick douchebag you paid international shipping for this and priority shipping where's my ps5 well you said you wanted it by saturday you don't like your new ps5 no freak you man get freaking blocked do you really think he was gonna get a gold-plated ps5 for free what's next you're gonna be asking random people on twitter to pay off your tax bills buddy the priority courier service i paid for cost me 60 by the way worth every cent wow 60 bucks just to troll this dude and the story continues and this guy says our friend is not so happy right now and he's getting more messages from the dudes who i assume must have unblocked him and says this is not funny delete that post i don't know man 2 000 people seem to think it's pretty funny actually i'm not deleting it you know i can sue you for this right false advertising and now slander oh why don't you do that then i'm being nice and giving you a chance you're lucky delete the post and i'll drop it let me think about it hmm no freak you summon this guy to a court of law and see what the judge has to say when you inform them that you're pressing charges because this guy false advertised a free gold-plated ps5 and uh slandered you on twitter.com that's definitely going to be an intense legal battle bro um they're kidding right and here we have some facebook photos coming in from a school that i'm not going to name oh yes these are some level 100 iq players right here i'm not sure that mask is gonna work there chief if i'm honest it's worth it though i bet they're playing the minecraft theme song right now the human race is on the brink of extinction nope just americans next up we got a tweet coming in from the horny police cisco posted an image of herself saying it looks better from behind and just take notice of where she's standing okay and this guy replies where are you i'm here gta just think your boyfriend can't even get you flowers for your birthday and we got this dude on twitter.com pulling up in the whip on gta 5 just so he can see his queen the dedication man got the drip at fainted sad subscribe to fainted or i will burn your wallet the fainted roblox skin wow wow wow looking fresh dude also yet subscribe please i did a speedrun on my second channel if you guys want to see that and uh yeah i should totally put that outfit on i forgot that even existed thank you to whoever made this dog please look at this stuff my homeboy sent me and we have a couple of text messages here hmm interesting dude stuff happens to me that's funny and it ain't supposed to be funny my barber is appointment only and they rotate so it's just one barber and one person in the shop at a time and today he told me he wasn't cutting mustaches and bears no more before they'd let you take the mask off trim and put it back i get it but we chop it up and i notice he moves my mask to the side on the snake and i start giggling and he's like bro and i go we're not supposed to be doing this dude kicked me out the shop bro [Music] i know i'm not the only one that thought of this dude [Music] i i didn't know you were an educated brother yeah man i went to college i studied healthcare administration while i was in college also you you you like to study well since you like to study can you study these two big medicine balls what he just stands up what yes you heard me right chief come over here that's not really quite what you'd expect getting your haircut is it well at least i wouldn't i mean your bob is just like my big medicine boss whoa chief him saying that he giggled made this stuff 10 times funnier anyways guys i'm gonna leave it there hope you enjoyed and if you did be sure to subscribe to the channel and uh maybe even hop into the house twitter free playlist i'll see you guys all in the next one much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 336,695

Rating: 4.9650135 out of 5

Keywords: how is twitter free, funny tweets, funny, tweets, how is twitter free? #112, fainted

Id: Osjm9JATzCk

Length: 10min 6sec (606 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 18 2021