How is Twitter free? #105

my boyfriend be like kiss me [ __ ] we are e-daters hey what's up cuties my name is fainted and welcome to how is twitter free the series for you guys tag me in funny tweets and i read them so it's the 30th of november when i'm recording this so it'll probably come out on the 1st of december meaning it's christmas time boys so in december i'm going to try and upload every single day this is the first video let's see how long it can last [Music] now that i think about it high schools really had us sweating balls in gym class and sent us straight to english or math no shower no nothing you're late to have showers in your schools y'all was steak my school had them but we weren't given extra time to use them and not to be late to the next class plus they did the bs hall sweep so if we were late it was a week's worth of detention dude i completely forgot about this until i saw this tweet but back in the day at school what is this all about you'd have your physical education class coming out from a nice game of badminton or basketball i don't know whatever you're playing and you're just dripping in sweat and like all the kids would be rubbing on deodorant or like spraying deodorant being like yeah that should fix it meanwhile you have sweat droplets literally dripping down your spine i'm pretty sure at my school we didn't even have showers bro well honestly man it's just like oh yeah guys just get back into your clothes nice and sweaty how does school be letting this happen there needs to be some kind of shower time bro because i mean yeah it's one thing having showers but it's another thing actually giving students time to wash after the class ladies and gentlemen welcome to the youtube community and it's nate robinson absolutely wrecked five oh no no jake paul really destroyed this guy though like honestly i'd be interested to see jake pulling care so i have a fight like everybody's always roasting jake paul but he's actually a beast in the ring i think he could probably beat ksi and logan paul that's just my opinion we'll see next up james marriott tweets out pain so arya tweets out this peek would be cute if my foot wasn't in the way and james says hide your foot in my mouth and then he gets blocked rest in peace king and after that absolute destruction james has now updated his twitter profile picture to this like the sad music you know it's a good day when you see this at the froggy at fainted bruh look at this guy's subscription page on youtube man a fainted upload right next to a veronica upload it's a work of art that is how i want all your guys sub boxes looking like subscribe to fainted subscribe to veronica subscribe next up we got four images captioned a short story so it all begins with the ps5 brand new sealed digital version for 950 pounds on some kind of marketplace anyways this guy sees it and messages the sellers saying it would need to be tonight i have the money here just now so sooner the better yes i'll try my best for tonight if not then latest tomorrow okay i'll let you know as i'm talking to a few people that have them okay send me your address i'm pretty sure i'll be able to come tonight 333 woodlands road glasgow g36 ng okay hiya what's your flat number could you send me your exact address that's the address it's the side door there's a buzzer press number two okay send me your mobile number sorry don't want to get my number out message me once you're here and i'll come out if you don't want to come into the house um i'm at the comedy club where are you send the picture of where you are open your eyes that might help are you sure you're at the comedy club yeah great now you can walk in and tell them you're trying to sell a ps5 for a grand i'm sure you'll end up with a job in there and uh this is the stand comedy club in glasgow this guy really tried to sell a ps5 for 1 000 pounds it gets directed to the comedy club okay let's just go tweets out i dropped the lasagna in the car look at that mess dude and then a few days later i dropped a whole ass pad of mashed potatoes this morning what the frick that is not looking healthy what is that what kind of mashed potatoes he dealing with poor woman can't stop dropping things neither of those is lasagna and mashed potatoes not them calling that spaghetti salad lasagna can i name my band radiohead too i want to start a band called radiohead 2 am i going to get sued or killed if i use this name radiohead 2 what a what a creative name the doorknob was invented in 1877. people in 1876 bruh what yeah how were they actually uh dealing with those back in the day i do not know hey why don't you come down all the friends and family at the thanksgiving dinner and then you'd be like [Music] i'll come down once i finish my anime episode bro cisco tweets out and i'm not even 20 yet definitely thankful for only fans with a picture of her gross earnings i believe one million five hundred thousand and sixty six dollars and as you can expect some of the replies are interesting anybody gonna tell her that the irs still exists i wish it were the same for people that have degrees and who actually work hard sad time we live in now i work 60 plus hours a week working on aircrafts with a master's degree i just really wish i made this kind of money working on an aircraft is much better than selling your body imagine you're sat at a thanksgiving table and your family member asks what's the only fans link in your bio the problem is that society says one thing but pays for the other anyone could go make thousands on only fans with a little effort but put in years of schooling and a massive debt and you just get paid enough to get by what's the point in making that money when you got no self-respect it's just that future quote she belongs to the streets lol all these replies man i mean i'm not really surprised by these replies to be fair like if you post a flex pick of 1.5 mil of money you've made from only fans like you're bound to get some salty people in the comments all i'm gonna say is kind of respect the hustle that's a lot of bread but yeah the irs be coming for you now boy you can have a knock on your door and it's going to be the tax man apparently the average wage in the usa is 56 000 a year so i believe if my maths is correct here it would take the average american 26 years to make this bread this girl's made before she's even 20 years old damn if you're watching this um i've just given you lots of promo to your only fans if you want to send me 500 million dollars to my paypal account just let me know only fans in bio aha get it just got the ps0 stone age type b i'll be what all the pro players be using when they're playing cod these days i hate this dude mid labor and he's playing war zone what a king he's got no time for his girl giving birth too busy getting the dubs next up we have an absolutely massive post why i am deleting tinder a fred so i matched with this girl last night and we started talking or whatever she graduated last spring and works in education-based activism we hit it off immediately she's a poet and she sings too i love it then she starts getting freaky oof she tells me she want me to eat her cat off the bone and how she want to taste every part of me and you know me i see i'm down for all that then i fall asleep i wake up at 10 and she had hit me up an hour before so i say my bad i fell asleep and she's like it's okay so she asked me if i'm trying to come over i say i don't drive she said i can get my home girl to pick you up and drop you off keywords drop you off this is where it gets weird i send my addie and 15 minutes later a car outside i get in and her homegirl is a stud she say what's up bro and we hit it off she called us frick and we listened to the same music we spent half the ride talking about benny the butcher i'm thinking she could be the homie until she starts asking me about what i like actually and i'm an open person so i just laid everything out she's smiling and stuff like i was saying things she liked i was like why she said that she wanted to be prepared for when we get to the old girl house prepared we we pull up at the house and i'm mad as frick because a while girl ain't telling me this was a threesome and b why the frick she ain't tell me this was a threesome but i'm cool i'm not bad at freaked us up we go up to the door and i hear a gunshot across the street and somebody yell she open the door and see how i look and how the stud looks and says oh that happens all the time i'm used to hearing gunshots but not no damn screams after old girl stacy ain't got nothing on but a towel she leads us to the bedroom and drop it i'm like damn max strong ass pushed stacy on the bed and just mashing face all that i'm like well she didn't know that let me show what i got i start giving stacey the gone by 9000 and she better die all of a sudden i hear knocking like banging stacy go to the door and it's her boyfriend yelling and screaming about why she naked who carter is where the freak that mark on her neck came from and me and mac asked like it's time to go we locked the door and we trying to figure out how to get the frick out we thrown in clothes and we hear him running through the freaking house he's slamming stuff hitting walls and he start banging on the bedroom door max say we gotta go out to the window i say the window mind you we're on the second floor of a freaking house she better all you got to do is tuck and roll i help boost her up so she can get steady on the ledge and she dropped down i look out the window and she say i'm good i hear a loud ass cracking sound and it's her boyfriend breaking through the damn door i throw myself out that freaking window so fast and do the tuck stuff and i rod my ankle but i can still move we tail it to the car and this dude is running out of the house and hops into his car too he's trying to chase us mack don't know this neighborhood i damn sure that no but we drive him for 20 minutes until dude turns off we pull up to a park and we get out to breathe wow what a story it does actually continue a little bit more however um there's a few things which i just i can't read little bit inappropriate but basically this dude ends up smashing and um yeah can you imagine that though not only do you turn up to a tinder date and the first thing that's happening is like oh by the way this is a threesome i mean that's enough for most people to be like what but then the next thing is you're doing the whole bro and then the boyfriend starts running in the crib like hey and then chasing you for 20 minutes at his car well tinder bro uninstall that app it's poo poo you just get rejected 24 7 and then if you do manage to get a date it ends up being a freaking destruction fainted my merch finally came please get me and howard's twitter free so i can flex on my discord friends wow wow guys share this to your discord friends flex on them bro seriously though be looking fresh wow a very important text from my dad so this person's dad texts them a picture of this really cute cat and underneath mayor of the village look at this guy he's vibing a new mayor has taken over oh my mom is very excited that cosmo is becoming famous mayor's day off that's adorable anyways i'm gonna leave it there for the video guys hope you enjoyed if you want to see more click on the screen and i'll see you all in the next one much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 213,894

Rating: 4.95753 out of 5

Keywords: how is twitter free, funny tweets, funny, tweets, how is twitter free? #105, fainted

Id: IrpuCfd4mt4

Length: 12min 10sec (730 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 30 2020