CRINGE #19

i really want to talk to her but i'm shy af oh hey girl [Music] dude you can do it go up to her go on man you got this shoot your shot king hey what's up cuties my name is fainted today we're going to be enjoying some spicy spicy cringe from all across the internet i hope you guys enjoy and let's go honestly sometimes at school people say the most ridiculous stuff and i make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like i'm on the office my school has security cameras in every classroom and i've done this at least three times each class this entire year today the security guard came up to me and told me i was his hero can we please have a round of applause [Music] yes next up we got a post in our sash relationship advice my boyfriend 22 year old male refuses to drink water unless i 24 year old female diet blue and call it gamer juice you got yourself a king now dude he's definitely been using code fainted at g-field.com as a national guard spouse i make sure my husband stands a parade rest for everyone even when he's in line ordering food if you're going to be a soldier act like one you stand a parade rest when speaking to everyone especially your wife simp i think what it's like for the employees at this fast food restaurant this homie is rocking up with the flex oh to get a bargain bucket of chicken when my sister finds cute anime girls instead of lewd photos in my homework folder me my sister my dad ah i see you're a man of culture as well my mom my little sister my fbi agent eh epic at this point i feel like everybody has a folder on their computer with few anime girls on like seriously it's 20 20 guys your wife if you upvote this oh your wife if you scroll fast got out about it guys seriously if only it was that easy you could just upvote a post on reddit and next thing you know madison beers your wife hasn't been this easy all along dude ah female dating strategy just a little tip christmas tip put your boyfriend at the side of your family in case you need to cut him out of the picture later nice little top 10 epic tips and life hacks right there carnivore omnivore vegan tell me again how we are designed to eat meat i haven't really researched this topic but as far as i know humans don't typically kill animals with their teeth i'm a biologist though wait what the freak i seriously didn't notice until now what are those vegan teeth that's just rude life is short go ahead and cheat on him sweetheart so can i cheat on her no yeah to be fair like probably shouldn't be taking advice from twitter next up we have a post captioned a kid from my high school i haven't spoken to for four years messaged me this hey man i know we haven't spoken a while but something happened to me today and i just have to tell you man um yeah you remember jess blank i was out on a walk to the shops and saw her with her new boyfriend i smiled at her and she smiled back her boyfriend grabbed her by the arm and whispered something into her ear and she shrieked a bit as i was at the entrance to the shop i turned around and just stared him down and he immediately looked scared so i walked over and said to jess is this guy bothering you she said yeah and i put my arm around her and winked at her boyfriend as we walked into the shop he just got up and ran away coward i went to the tail after that with jess and the manager gave everything to me on the house and said i saw what you did there not a lot of real men left these days don't think you'll bother her again yep because that definitely happened definitely dude and even if it did happen why would you text message someone you haven't spoken to for four years about this dude i gotta tell you this epic story guys i just i wouldn't really recommend this if you go up to somebody who has a boyfriend and say is this guy bothering you 99 million 999 69 000 6969 times out of baba booey you are going to get scrapped out dude yeah why why would someone be in a relationship with someone and then be like yeah he's bothering me if you're white give me your money i'm so furious with all of you so pay up his compensation for being useless paypal cash app venmo you know what dude i might have to throw my youtube career down and drain fellas if it's this easy to get bred just by posting my paypal details on tumblr.com i may have to reevaluate a few things like who is actually gonna give you any money for like posting this on your tumblr seriously next up we got a facebook post and emo slash scene slash weird slash gothic there's the preps then there's me freaking normies dude look at them the guy has got to be drip that hairstyle though oh when your mum doesn't get you the fortnight nintendo switch for christmas it's like look at these preps what just like kids walking around the gymnasium okay i might have to join this facebook group emo slash c and slash weird slash gothic you've got some quality posts in there clearly the swag is just unbelievable things that are not aesthetic we need thick gulf princesses oh my gosh dude why am i looking at this character right now thinking is she kind of cute i'm joking seriously though i agree fit goth princesses that'd be great however i'm not sure about the frozen character here oh my gosh babe do you listen to slipknot oh this is frozen if it was made for like edgy gen z teens sponsored interaction commander it's raining heavily i'm soaked 72 undress her 12 percent clover what choice fellas 17 plus on the app store with over half a million players you're telling me over 500 000 people play this game i'm not surprised you know what dude i can't be giving out free promos though so we're gonna have to scribble out the name of this game i'm sorry guys i'm so sorry i know so many of you would want to play this i mean the gameplay is just truly beautiful it's a masterpiece so many of you must be sitting there right now going oh dude i wish i could download that game it looks so fun but uh yeah i can't be giving out free promos out here otherwise um rage shadow legends is never gonna sponsor me again but seriously though guys what are you gonna do undress her or clothe her decisions filming a tick tock in a parking lot then getting mad when someone tell you to get out of the way ah the tick tockers actually do this go for the effort of using a tripod okay [Music] [Music] yeah i'm just gonna take a wild guess that this is absolutely set up but yeah let's just pretend this is legit for a second guys in which case i think i should quit youtube and become a tick tocker honestly this looks epic bro being out in the walmart car park chilling with the boys got the tripod set up to crank out some fortnite dances let's go next thing you know i'll be best mates with charlie demilio and i'll be dropping a new makeup line this man texted me thank you for showing me what it feels like to be loved i can't wait to make you my wife someday it's gay stuff like that that makes me want to cheat man pouring his heart out and you're calling it gay woman man she is gay men should never feel love that's a female trait face palm can we please take a 10 second rip f in the chat for the boys out here my guy really opened up his heart to this girl saying thank you for showing me what it feels like to be loved i can't wait to meet you my wife someday like clearly just so in love with this girl and then she's just like you know what that behavior makes me want to cheat on you ouch so i bought face masks for my god ass after she used them to wipe her ass or went to work today i had a short combo with a co-worker and he tells me that my breath stinks goddess laugh for 10 minutes straight when i taught her on facetime then charge me 300 for being a loser this is the next flavor of face mask baby ass wipe now whenever i look at people wearing face masks i'm just gonna be wondering is someone out here a simp that's paid their goddess to wipe their booty with it and then they're walking around town with that on nice but like yeah i don't think you should probably be calling her your queen if she's charging you three hundred dollars for 10 minutes facetime like if a girl's only gonna spend time with you for the money you got a big rip there chief but hey maybe it's worth it for the um poop riddled face masks oh baby that's lovely destroying morgs's ps4 and buying him a hundred new ps5s brackets fifty thousand dollars and just think guys your girlfriend won't even buy you one ps5 for christmas but moses girls spent 50 racks to get him a hundred seriously though they actually managed to finesse 100 ps5 so it's kind of impressive now guys as many of you know i'm a little bit of a weeb a little bit of an anime girl fanboy i mean my profile picture's kind of a giveaway this next tick tock is a little bit questionable we got some next level anime appreciation dude pulls up in the rolls-royce oh yes hold on a minute i don't know if you guys saw that but the homies got some fat stacks in the whip right there check this out check us out wait is this animated am i being an idiot i think this might be animated it looks too smooth it looks so real though what is going on guys i'm not gonna lie to you i don't know how this has made it into the cringe subreddit because this is awesome please like dude who wouldn't want a rolls royce like this i'm not even joking that is sick guys you know what smash like and subscribe because i'll get lots of views and lots of ad revenue and uh eventually one day when i'm a multi-millionaire i will purchase a vehicle like this okay i'll make it happen i think someone's been playing a little bit too much cyberpunk 2077. after the first dose of covert vaccine here we go what happens bro the vaccine hits you okay very scientific imagined someone was actually going to get a covered vaccine then he came across his tick tock and they're like i can't do it anymore what if i turn into this next up we have a tick dog video of a war veteran out on the battlefront what's this stop bullet no no hit marker [Music] it makes so much sense like i gotta get props to this dude i don't even know how you can manage to come up with that or create it these tick tocks get even more peculiar every week dude bullet hits you and you turn into mlg joker okay anyways yeah i'm gonna leave it there guys hope you enjoyed click on the screen to see more and bro fist subscribe please

Channel: Fainted

Views: 690,989

Keywords: cringe, awards, cringe awards, cringetopia, funny, funny moments, reddit, memes, subreddit, r/cringetopia, cringe 19, cringe #19

Id: nndX9aZ752E

Length: 12min 2sec (722 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 21 2020