How is Twitter free? #128

motherfreak has made a 328 off of dogecoin and started looking for houses in l.a [ __ ] after making 2.39 on the stock market yeah we got money baby hey what's up cuties my name is fainted and welcome to house twitter free the series where you guys tag me in funny tweets and i read them out subscribe right now or i will literally tnt your minecraft house very legit next up twitter tweet out show your love leave a tip now testing the tip jar a new way to give and receive money on twitter more coming soon this will epic gift down below here and um basically twitter i guess would decide to add a tip button and you could donate by like cash app or whatever and uh actually get paid to tweet now you can get paid this post yeah there's actually going to be people out here tweeting out about how their wife left them getting like 500k likes and some random millionaires gonna decide to tip them like 69 000 twitter if you're watching this please give me a little tip jar on my profile okay i'm trying to get rich then i'll be very rich let me know in the comments though would any of you guys actually use this feature and like donate to people i'm over a guy's house right now and this is his bedroom door what do i do oh no i think you should just walk straight out of the house right now bro honestly [Music] this isn't helping smash immediately run murder compliment him wow very contrasting opinions there but honestly imagine you like going around some dude's house being like oh my gosh i know this really cute guy he invited me around my house and we're gonna watch netflix you get over there and uh this is the the first thing you see when about to walk into his game again that is literally sus leaf he's susses frick why are you dating an eight-year-old me going through replies all fun and laughs until i remember my door looks like this this looks like something straight out of monsters inc bro you know when like sully has to go over to the doors and like walk in and scare all the children like this is one of the freaking doors that turns up my tiny italian landlord strikes again so her landlord texts her saying there's an attractive man here to see you that's john you can send them back downstairs is jon going to be a regular guest well john's a good friend but he's gay if that's what you're asking me you could get a straight guy if you learned a good pasta this sunday come upstairs i'll show you how to make a risotto that will get you married and out of my basement she just sent for a little sad face ah most fascinating part to me is those who assume landlord is a man because of the title and those who assume it's a woman because of the cooking um i assumed woman because it said the landlord was tiny and i've never met a tiny italian man are these men just some kind of joke to you yeah don't forget about these ogs out here bro your landlord knows what's up we men are simple creatures food and just a single compliment will make us fall immediately compliments are rare and precious to us so we hold on to one for years oh my gosh the ambrose this is a pretty pretty deep bro some girl would have complimented this dude's fortnite backpack like a few years ago in school and he still still appreciates that compliment to this day next up i think we got a photoshop tweet here from bill gates fresh out of a breakup with his wife after 27 years man's most bababooey invention monogamy poor guy poor guy bro i'm deleting tinder bill 65 works at multi-billionaire i can give you an exclusive fur dose what you're saying guys if uh bill gates was to hit you up on tinder and be like hey baby you want me to fly you out would you say yes or no i mean it's pretty obvious this is a fake account but i am interested if bill gates would actually consider going on tinder now that he's like single or whatever what do you have to use like the rich person's tinder forget what the name of it is what's england like um this what even is this image i'm looking at right now bro oh my gosh like some cars just decimated this bench right now and homie is still out here enjoying his drink of uh beer or cider whatever it is got a nice bite there lads like i feel a lot of people think that england is all about like the royal family very posh blah blah blah but actually no this is this is england mate this and literal five-year-olds down the skate park trying to scrap you out fans wish drake a happy birthday the following tweets are part of a live conversation detected by an algorithm man dude drake and his birthday portrait he's out here on his birthday just wants some love on twitter against this next up ninja tweets out i'm in the middle of carrying out a league of legends game about to close out and my braless wife brings me a sandwich not asked for with chips as i get a double kill bot lane so how's your day going with this gif attached no exaggeration this is the funniest tweet i've ever seen in my life why does ninja tweet out some of the weirdest stuff bro honestly [Music] like a boss yeah ninja literally sounds like a redditor right now why is ninja golf flex on us for his perfect gf okay bro need to really be flexing on the timeline dude watch out for uncle joe oh bruh wow it honestly looks like joe's leaning in for a little bit of a smooch there or maybe he's like trying to smell this person's cheek i don't know fair enough joe oh frick off fgdfg ggg.png already exists do you want to replace it oh my gosh man so relatable bro like you just be saving a random file spamming your keyboard being like literally like slamming every key just so you can hurry up and save it but it's like nope you've already done that biggest downgrade in the history of downgrades and you've got the old school minecraft youtubers versus the new ones most people who watch these new minecraft youtubers probably don't even know who these guys on the left are that is ancient the force is strong today happy star wars day oh so you guys are finally admitting you're the bad guys okay rip i just delivered food to that guy that played spider-man in 2014 andrew garfield brett reader's freak how was he rude so he's in spider-man 3 then it was cool but i asked for his id it's protocol if we deliver liquor we have to scan he kind of got agitated i brushed it off then i thought about it i was like damn that's the guy that dropped gwen it must be so weird being like a delivery driver and ending up pulling up to like really famous people's cribs and he ordered like 10 double cheeseburgers from mcdonald's and like kylie jenner opens though like yo thank you two sisters and a brother got matching tats what the heck is that i might have to call up my uh siblings and ask them if they want to do this bro what could be more swag than having a tattoo like this next we got a video post from dudes posting their w's and we got this little tick tock here and uh let's see why this guy's taking a dub to reload no way dude no way what hey alexa ask sip sender to give me a short toss what the freak oh now that is a dub baby honestly harvard needs to be sending this guy an email right now trying to get him signed up like this is the one of the most genius inventions we've ever seen i don't even know how could this guy have even coded that like that is an actual joke imagine having some friends around for a party and this guy's just like yo alexa give me a medium fro and it just does that epic versus apple trial is going well and yeah basically epic games in like a lawsuit battle with apple over fortnite or something it's like a little conversation they've been having apple attorney we have in front of us a new set of images and what is this screen showing this is your matchmaking lobby and we have a large yellow banana here don't we in a tuxedo yes that is peely and that's peely did you say yeah and in fact in a tuxedo he's known as agent pili correct that's correct we thought it better to go with the suit than the naked banana since we're in federal court this morning we talked about pili a banana remember that i do and there might have been an implication that to chope without a suit would have been inappropriate do you recall that yes is there anything inappropriate about pigley without a suit no there is not if we could just put on the screen a picture of pili is there anything inappropriate about peeley without clothes it's just a banana man bro what is this text chat so the apple attorney found the banana not wearing clothes inappropriate and then the epic attorney felt the need to later come back to this and ask the judge if the now unenclosed banana was inappropriate it's so funny brothers it's like a lawsuit battle for millions if not billions of dollars bro and out here discussing the appropriateness of a naked banana on the epic game store okay mate that's just hilarious man like honestly like just think that naked banana could be what gets fortnight cancelled bro i fainted sad i told you so and basically this is someone from my stream who told me they got set the ali a intro theme is like a song to perform in class and i was like no way dude but but yeah like this actually looks legit bro honestly brady's hilarious and i have to give respect to whatever teacher is teaching their children this education is so important man and i'm glad the kids are getting taught the ali a intro theme in music class anyways guys for the video i hope you enjoyed and if you did be sure to subscribe and click on the screen to check out more and yeah i'll see you on the next one much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 161,911

Keywords: how is twitter free, funny tweets, funny, tweets, how is twitter free? #128, fainted

Id: XCLYPb2CKI0

Length: 10min 46sec (646 seconds)

Published: Sun May 16 2021