How is Twitter free? #91

i refuse to get married unless i'm proposed to with this ring box hey look it's mike wazowski wait ah his head opens or is it even his head it i guess his head is kind of technically his body as well but serious question guys um if somebody did actually unironically propose to you with this mike wazowski ring box what would you say because i'd definitely say yes but no one's ever gonna propose to me so never mind hey how's it going cuties my name is fainted and welcome to how's twitter free series where we take a look at the most epic most funny tweets from all across twitter.com let's go baby subscribe to fainted you lazy weeaboo if my girlfriend cheated on me i wouldn't fight the guy i would take him out for a drink and learn from him find out what makes him better than me and grow it's all about growth and hustle never stop grinding 24 7 alpha i can't stop being cheated on i'd sleep with him to see what the hype was listen because if she cheats it's your fault wow this is just giving me a whole new perspective on cheating in relationships man so i guess it's not about being mad of either your girlfriend or boyfriend for cheating on you you've just got to really step into their shoes for a second and appreciate why you're not good enough you know what i mean lebron loves reading the first page of books and we've got four images here of king james and every time he's reading a book it's so convenient that it's right on the first page i guess you got to start somewhere though i'm kind of interested now though like is lebron james actually an avid book reader or is this just like are these all sponsored images i don't know interesting when these tweets are saying been working on the old photoshop skills hit us up and we'll spice up your profile pic jacksepticeyes has hit me and this is the monstrosity they've created and then target says this is us hitting you up and i'm actually kind of scared by this image oh my days just add some fire in a screaming crowd and then oh my days i told you it was scary dude what is that and then expo says hit us up with those spicy nuggets and this is what wendy's has created dude who is their twitter admin we'd like to speak to the manager the sexual tension between you and no one because no one wants you skittles is pog did we use it right and then twix says you're also paying kissy face oh my gosh hey twix hey bff help skittles just got friendzoned never who'd have thought twix and skittles would be having a conversation like this online the word poggers is really becoming too popular now jeez tesla and elon musk just putting their hands in our wallets at this point and we got this dude here using his tesla steering wheel to play some video games and elomas says more fun games coming soon to your tesla maybe this is why the tesla stock is so high at the moment that explains a lot cracks me up how americans buy their favorite politicians merch as if they're a youtuber or something next up we got two images next to each other uh rose what are you taking a look at pokemon cards ah so that's what it was in a titanic movie huh she wasn't actually looking at this guy's artwork it was actually just a little pokemon binder look at what my job sent me okay we've got a printed out piece of paper here with a series of this person's tweets at first she says it's mold growing all through my job and they think somebody about to work in those conditions at bleep you're a terrible company to work for i hope your ignorant asses know that i remember somebody had a gun in the parking garage and they didn't evacuate us terrible company i can only imagine that must be such an awkward moment like your boss just comes over he's like um yeah we're gonna have to have a little chat we're gonna have to talk about the things you've been saying on twitter.com and then you just bring up your tweets i actually imagine that guys try and think about the stuff you tweeted out and then think of either a teacher or your boss bringing that up on a piece of paper that'd be such an awkward moment dude next up sydney tweets us saying i can't stand him la ma fowl and her boyfriend texts her saying can i come over for some butt only if you bring me a large iced coke for real dead ass and yeah the next image is her just flexing with the iced coke and he's he's down down the stairs walking with a crutch wow was the [ __ ] really that good it put him in crutches my god and he just replies saying easy what a flex next up we got an unexpected video bro day one of trying to catch my shower ghost lacking what the [ __ ] bro he really be brushing his teeth with some vigor fainted what did you do mate and underneath it says cuties is trending on twitter with 73.8k tweets not quite sure why it's trending with 4chan as well but yeah it's because that whole netflix scandal whoops everybody's talking about you guys it's really annoyed me that netflix has put a um a really negative connotation to the words cuties no i refuse cuties is still a good word and you guys are still my cuties netflix will not ruin us for us la mao online gym class bruh and we got this little p tick tock and everyone's in the zoom call just like doing star jumps wow this is what the education systems come to boys this is free people celebrate their divorce now what is this divorce diva i do i did i'm done divorced at last i do i did i'm done sent me yeah what even is that cake bro like that kind of looks slightly professional i did was someone paid like a lot of money to create that oh dear imagine that was your job someone comes in and like you you're one of those people who makes really cool cakes and i'm like um could you make me a cake for my divorce celebration they'd be like dude what next up we got a tick tock video captioned in case you're having a bad day all right there's a better light in the mood [Music] can take a small bite just bite the corner like this listen just buy it gentle wow that that videos actually really put a smile on my face so cute i love how obedient the dog is though it's done super well to understand what she's trying to say and then just being really sweet about only taking a small bite i feel like most dogs would just be like nah i'm good night and then just bite the whole thing off man punches great white shark to save his wife dude i would bring this up in every argument it's like babe don't argue with me remember that time i saved you from a great white shark yeah that's husband material to students starting school today please be nice to your teachers my dad is 53 years old and not a wiz with technology he's called me every day attempting to practice because he's so nervous and wants what's best for his students please be patient with them they're trying bro 1.3 million likes it's kind of a good point though um i guess we are at this point in like life where there's some people who just have no concept of technology those people being pretty like 40 50 plus and then you've got all the young kids of today who've all grown up with like ipads and gopros and 360 no-scope xboxes and stuff who are like really tech savvy so that could definitely be an interesting dynamic in school so yeah guys if you're watching this and you're going back to school be nice to the oldies okay the teachers need love bro they need support next up we got a video from tim the tatman and i believe it's of him getting his first full guys win which went like super viral nice and easy you said it gonna be done there's the king put my crown on me the crown oh finally against all odds dude oh my gosh i already know this is one of the happiest moments in your life the birth of his child is nothing compared to this pivotal moment in his streaming career he can have another child he can't get another win fainted i wrote a poem for you and for how is twitter free i hope you enjoy voting for fainted sad on twitter.com when fainted causes cuties it really makes my day to know he really loves us in the friendship kind of way when fainted drops a brand new vid we know that it's a treat because then we can look at all the funny tweets certain conclusion fainted i hope you understand that when you upload a vid it's the best in all the lands i don't think anyone's ever written a poem for me in my entire life so thank you so much that's honestly adorable if any soundcloud rappers need some lyrics for their latest edgy song feel free to use this literature it rhymes pretty good i have a whale good luck everyone else [Music] you know one thing i think we can all be curious about as human beings is what does it look like when you die that's just like the final frame you see as you fade into the realms of death oh by the way i forgot to show you guys but um the guy who i bought a nintendo switch for a million subs he sent me this and said fainted hey thank you and there's a nintendo switch hope you're enjoying it man fainted if you put this in how is twitter free i will buy your new merch dude i swear man if i don't see a flex pick of you wearing that incredible anime girl sweet sweet merch i'm gonna be very upset make sure you tweet at me oh and also to you guys as well um when the merch comes out on the 30th of august and you eventually get your orders definitely tweet at me the pictures of you wearing it or like send it to me on instagram or whatever because i want to see you guys looking awesome and i want to send my love dudes be six foot free and don't play no sports or pull any type of hoes just a waste of jeans don't you hate it when teachers do this anyone need help yeah alrighty oh no you need to do that on your own bud that's the point of the test alrighty okay anyone else need help we're all good alrighty oh the walk is iconic one time in fifth grade during a test we had a sub helping a kid beside me and i was flicking my pencil back and forth not knowing i was bouncing it off her ass until she turned around like anyways yeah guys that's it for this episode of how's twitter free really hope you enjoyed and if you did definitely click on the screen to check out some more subscribe to the channel and i'll be seeing you all next sunday or monday if i'm late hope you have an absolutely amazing day much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 332,323

Rating: 4.9758811 out of 5

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Id: EgjHYTqiG5E

Length: 11min 25sec (685 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 24 2020