How is Twitter free? #95

iggy been quiet these last two days do you think our queen is up to something yes raising my child hey what's up cuties welcome back to how it's twitter free the series where we take a look at funny tweets it's epic an episode before last i said i was gonna give away five of my merch hoodies to you guys who commented pogba's down below and um we got a lot of comments and here are all five of the winners also what was this like if you want to see fainted in an anime schoolgirl costume i mean who wouldn't want to see that thank you guys for commenting and i'll try and do some more giveaways in the future anyways let's get into the video hope you enjoy subscribe to fainting watch out for this guy he will steal your girlfriend but yeah you should definitely subscribe please see john's instagram stories for the spaniversary dinner he's making me spanish tapas followed by seafood paella and we got the homie john legend out here prepping up some food for i believe his wife maybe girlfriend i don't know treating his queen respect but um seriously guys just take a little bit of a longer look at this image here and see what you can find okay you've had a good look now it's the type of places you leave your macbook when you're rich why would you do that it's like seriously hovering over the edge right there was there anywhere else you could have left that macbook but right on the edge of the surface seriously that really does just prove someone's got bread you don't give a freak about anything look at that laptop his door's probably unlocked tire pressure low draws got holes butter expired security cameras out man jailed for being too much of a cool dude dentist who extracted tooth on hoverboards sentenced to 12 years in prison how do you get dentists like this man i honestly i need to find myself one why should he be punished for being so cool next time you go to get your teeth worked on guys ask your dentist where their hoverboard is be like hey i saw it on twitter why don't you do this best period of facebook was when two people would become friends and it would show up on the news feed you'd be absolutely rinsing your mates in the comments dude i swear that was like years ago now it was like if you'd ever see one of your boys become friends with a new girl on facebook everybody would be in the comments like let's go bro let's go i'll be like oh is that your new girlfriend it's kind of awkward kind of funny as well he has lost his mind y'all and we've got the brand new epic shop.travis scott merch mcdonald's hamburgers i ordered the travis scott meal at mcdonald's september 8th october 4th 2020. what are those sleeves 85 bro what's up world yeah you i'm travis scott this my mcdonald's order follow me here's my quarter pounder with 105 and i'm not even gonna lie i actually kind of like these we got the shamrock shake shorts oh he really said graphic design is my passion if i ever see anyone in the streets wearing this travis scott long sleeve t-shirt i'm going to run up to them and batista bomb them i'm sorry if you're pulling up on a date wearing this and you're not getting laid you're doing something wrong a relationship should be 50 50. she's buying me the ps5 and i'm buying her one iced coffee and this girl says ladies buy yourself the ps5 and give him the box fill it up with 549 reasons why you love him and a candy bar i promise that's what he really wants no hmm question mark question mark question mark what's this his skin was the color of just pressed olive oil wait this is the start of the shrek book or something she's talking about achilles not shrek okay next up we've got a video of pokemon store in japan and dude this is just wild we got mewtwo out here just five and chilling doing his own thing i want to get one of these in the uk man that is awesome yo what if someone took a tesla neural neuralink and uploaded a consciousness into the body real life mewtwo coming soon in 2020 non-musician oomphs what do you think these are only the real ones remember pre-ordering my man the ps5 card declined oh well he she tried honestly um what's the guy's name in mario hmm good question there really pretty tough question to answer i think his name is sonic i don't remember next up we got a couple pics of a cute little doggo here and it says lake bum hashtag lake tahoe look at this little guy man i just want to give him a hug wait zoom in on the dog tag um okay let's zoom in on this i got lost prowling for bit have your people call my people imagine that you come across a dog in the wilderness he's lost looking for help and then you read his little name tag trying to find out where he comes from and what it says is hey i got lost problem for this dog slays bro next time i just gotta appreciate this guy's merch flex fainted look what came in the mail today hashtag subscribe to fainted that's too much drip to be posted on the timeline bro you can put 30 different fruits in a smoothie but you put banana in that mug it is now a banana smoothie next up we need to appreciate my good friend vexium's new cat he tweets out she's a whole vibe and oh my days man is this just like the cutest picture you've ever seen she's just lying down so sweet instagram should bring back showing what people were liking because it spiced things up yo one of my ex's dead ass used that as a reason to try to get back with me you're liking all these relationship posts but you won't give us another chance this is how i found out my 22 year old boyfriend at the time was liking and following 15 year old girl's accounts dude i just want to see whose posts my crush is liking don't be shy just hack their account but honestly this is the one i think i can relate to the most back in the day when instagram had that feature it was so good man i seriously would be looking through that thing like seeing what my crush had been liking and if i saw she was liking eboy's photos man i'd be crying seriously saw the pic of my butthole for 112 dollars i don't know i'd call myself a businesswoman or you can learn to work stocks or crypto and make that plus more while sitting at home without exploiting yourself this guy just replies with the clown emoji dude this is like a whole new war that i've noticed happening on twitter recently you've got the group of only fans girls and then you've got the crypto trader boys and they're like always battling it out who's the biggest hustler and who makes the most money because the girls be like ah yeah just made 100k this month off of only fans and in the crypt they've always come in like yeah i made that in one day trading a new stark shut up i don't know why but i just find it so funny this is the last time we're getting eclipsed by some damn water i got it in slow-mo right now he's like where do you think he realizes that he's gonna plunge into the water like it's all going smooth all fine or well and then he's like wait a minute uh oh [Music] my boy's entering into narnia or hogwarts or something he's just thinking the way his legs are just broken up he's in the water well at least his skateboard didn't fall in though because if your skateboard gets really wet like that it's pretty much destroyed so i would have threw the cam before i hit the water that's just me built different all right man chill flex ah classic uncaptioned image when it hasn't got a caption uh you know it's gonna be wild apartment for rent seven thousand five hundred a month we just got this little guy in the corner of the pictures and then yeah you just don't expect to come across this when you're swiping through on like one of these right move apps trying to find a place to live and say wait a minute the way that just picked him up by the cuff of his shirt is hilarious i wonder how far they could throw him like that if an image like this doesn't make you want to rent out a place i don't know what will this is rude as hell flexsealproducts.com as you can see got a little rat boy out here chilling in the hole but wait flexsealproducts.com can cover it up and then they literally flex the fact that the rat can't get back in how rude next up this king brian tweets at me saying finally arrived to the u.s hope i made you proud fainted and honestly i have to say this is the most fire merch flex i've seen yet this is actually incredibly aesthetically pleasing that he's got the red motorbike matching with the cuties much and like this red text on his helmet as well bruh unreal i stan you brian i really do subscribe to fainting next up we got a few images here of um this girl having a text conversation let's check it out so this guy takes her a picture of these red tom ford high heels saying i want you to have these where'd he's at and he two hundred dollars on apple pay here baby hope your day gets better and then she's flexing them thanks for the free feet picks by the way just kidding if you just randomly send your girlfriend a boyfriend like one thousand two hundred dollars bruh this guy must have pewdiepie levels of bread to randomly be like oh here you go babe here's one thousand two hundred dollars enjoy just buy some shoes wait what one thousand two hundred dollars where do you find these men where are the men that like doing this no seriously i want to know let's go old folks home pretty true actually all i have to really say about this situation guys is honestly and truly it is the thought that counts when it comes to getting gifts for people and you shouldn't feel like oh look at this guy on twitter giving her 1 200 to his girlfriend like that's normal no it's really not i mean if you think about it some people are born into this world and they have like really really rich parents they're just born into money and it doesn't really mean much to them so for them super rich people it's like 1 200 doesn't actually affect them at all like coming out of their bank account and it's so easy and means nothing whereas if you were to actually spend like time and effort out of your day to create something for your girlfriend or boyfriend like i don't know a photo collage book or maybe like a piece of artwork you've drawn for them that's honestly way better than just being like oh here you go babe here's some money hey i can't even lie bro if my gf was finished send me one thousand two hundred dollars over apple bay i'm down prey to spend it on cs go skins the perfect photo doesn't exist at v froggy at fainted sad and here we have so much culture in one image i'm struggling to comprehend it right now this guy's got two monitors which at first is already a flex but the fact is on the left side he has a live stream up a veronica on twitch tv the queen who always says subscribe to fainted and then on the right side we have my video funny discord messages i guarantee you this guy has a light up keyboard as well and i say i've taught you well there's nothing more cultured than a guy watching v froggy on twitch tv and fainted sad on youtube at the same time but honestly it probably uh quite tricky to listen to asmr at the same time as me screaming out funny discord messages and then the guy who boasts this said i couldn't have done it without you giving me those two lambos i'm 100k thanks cutie you're welcome mate what can i say boys that youtube bread be paying good next up this guy says i love this type of energy man and it's basically free screenshots of nintendo playstation and xbox being extremely wholesome so here we have nintendo of america saying happy anniversary xbox congratulations on 15 fantastic years what a simp and then this dude says as much as i love xbox i've had it since the original all the way to the xbox one all my mates played playstation so for the first time in a long time i'll be on the playstation this christmas but those memories will live long i held out as long as i could thank you xbox and xbox say gotta go with the best choice for you friend the ps5 looks like a great next-gen platform and we're happy with so many great memories of us and hey even if you don't pick up one of our consoles you can always grab xbox game pass ultimate for android or pc so yeah now xbox is simping for ps5 saying they're a great next-gen platform and then playstation comes in saying today's a big day for nintendo congratulations on the launch we can't wait to play so wholesome who'd have thought that these big free companies could come together and uh show each other love on twitter although i can't even lie i think it would be quite funny to see playstation xbox and nintendo actually beefing each other instead that'd be more like what i normally see on twitter fun fact you are not anyone's crush sorry but just had to let you know subscribe to fainted anyways guys i'm gonna leave it there hope you did enjoy this video and if you're new around here definitely subscribe so you don't miss out on the future episodes of the series hope you guys have a great day and i'll see you on the next one much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 495,133

Keywords: how is twitter free, funny tweets, funny, tweets, how is twitter free? #95, fainted

Id: nQYeFlUdgM4

Length: 13min 21sec (801 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 20 2020