How is Twitter free? #109

if you ever want a good chuckle look up bodybuilders in suits oh damn hey frick i'm trying to think what they look like oh boy it just looks so disproportionate man this guy pulls up on you in the club what are you doing hey what's up cuties my name's fainted and welcome to house twitter free the series where you guys tag me in funny tweets and i read them out very epic let's go also subscribe to the channel for a free anime girl very legit bro would have been super funny if people ate the mr beast burger and then immediately had stage 15 diarrhea uh one person who ate a mr beast burger has digested a golden ticket whoever takes a golden poop will win their own private island mr beast who has the golden poop okay next up karina cobb tweets out handlebars question mark with this image of herself attached underneath and carl jacobs sees it and says hey kirina i don't see handlebars maybe there's a bike in the background i'm missing anyways like what you did with your hair from karl and then she says come over karina i'm playing jackpots with my friends but immediately after vouch hi thank you for vouching me laser beam i appreciate this carl jacobs really is the king of twitter right now bro any ego he desires is his this starts off with luminosity gaming who say if you get 100 000 likes on your reply to this tweet you get to join luminosity and albert says that's easy and gets 111k likes oh get the contract out and luminosity actually stuck true to their word and posted this welcome the ceo of ratio to lg at albert12798 pro ratio that's incredible i wonder if there's any salty gamer kids in the comments being like i've tried to join luminosity for the past five years i sweat video games 24 hours a day i'm a pro fortnite player and i can't get in and then this dude just gets to join because he gets lights on a tweet this albert guy's just he's got too much power man you've got to appreciate it it's a skill being able to ratio everyone on this platform seriously i hope that contract has them on a seven figure salary why does twitter another button to mute oh man when covet is over mask off will be the number one song in the world and then we will finally understand why his name is future we really used to be like can i go p and t just used to be like no omg in third grade if we didn't say may i instead of can i they didn't let us go and would say i don't know can you like i'm about to piss myself let me go a teacher i didn't like pulled that i don't know can you junk with me and i said i sure can and walked out the classroom she locked the door and told me to go to the principal's office i had a sub that wouldn't let me go so i walked out and that bra followed me to the bathroom and shoved the door open to the stool cracking all my knuckles and stood there and stared at me until i started to pull my pants down once i'm pretty sure they'd catch a case for that man but yeah why would teachers honestly be like no you can't go to the toilets seriously like what like if someone needs to take a pee or a poochie like isn't that almost like a human right i think we need to normalize kids just literally peeing their pants in class so teachers will start to learn to actually let people go to the toilet when they have the request to do so parents be like we know everything about you and it's all facts from when you are nine kids make no sense what is this little dude doing the skill the precision the balance no adult could ever achieve this what game's he playing though definitely destined to be a pro gamer just give it a few years it's the next ninja why does this dog look like it just got punched by an anime villain wow so accurate he's just destroyed the entire road the people who bought those 20-foot skeletons and keep using them are the real heroes oh man i thought these would go extinct after halloween but some people still be vibing with them nice christmas decorations honestly a little bit spooky but um i'm sure santa would appreciate this i mean you want to get your money's worth weren't they like 500 or something the most iconic moments in stan twitter history stream me for a free drink at starbucks and it says free drink screenshot yourself listening to me by taylor swift and post a photo to twitter or instagram using the hashtag mebux to receive a voucher for a free drink of choice by a direct message and then starbucks themselves saw this and replied this is not a valid starbucks offer and this screenshot is fake to confirm any starbucks promotion you can check your starbucks app reach out to our customer care line or ask your starbucks barista did i ask mind your own business wow taylor swift has some dedicated fans out here what a genius marketing strategy i'm pretty sure this is illegal but um it's kind of smart maybe i should post something similar to this screenshot yourself subscribing to fainted on youtube.com and get yourself a free lamborghini just make sure you use the hashtag fainted has big pp dude this burger needs to drop the skincare routine because oh my days [Music] that is fresh looks so shiny i don't know why but i just want to start like rubbing it you eating a filet of fish that's the best burger at mcdonald's bro i don't care i won't call it a fish damage that just sounds weird okay so next up we got someone called rainy day who tweets out can't believe i'm going to get exposed and attached has a pretty interesting twitter dm interaction hi rainey i won cyberpunk 2077 from you back in august and i've already played the game a lot so i can't refund it but because the game is so bad i think i deserve a gift card instead hundred dollars preferred but i will accept fifty dollars to be fair to you you kind of owe us that let me make sure i got this right you won a 70 game for free a game that runs just fine on pc a game that you were never entitled to and because you have decided the game is bad brackets it isn't which you obviously agree with because you played it for a long time that means i must give you something else of equal value that you are also not entitled to am i getting this right more or less way i see it you fail to uphold your side of things it's pretty simple if you don't give me the card i can just expose you to my 5 000 followers for being a fraud that's more followers than you have so i wouldn't risk it if i were you hello he just messaged me saying take it down nope he has all but given up okay i'm sorry please can i just have the card bro he's still going for it i know pretty much 99 of the people who enter my giveaways are good-hearted folk who are very grateful to win but that makes out of touch self-absorbed ingrates like this guy much more fun to laugh at if you think this is bad who remembers that girl who won cyberpunk and then called me a loser and blocked me and called everyone in my replies in cells lol last thing i post about this guy seems our friend learned nothing today i guess he's a bit of an old dog and the guy who was trying to get a gift card has come back again okay i'm sorry please can i just have the card bro so i politely ask a reasonable request and your response is to ridicule me in front of thousands of people manners are lost on cheapskates by the way if you have linked my name in the tweet i'd have gotten hundreds of followers because most people would agree with me firstly did this guy really just call this dude cheapskate cheapskate bro you're the one trying to finesse a gift card after you already got given a 70 video game for free chief what are you saying guys is it true do you all agree with this chap yeah i i think it only makes sense that you win a video game for free and uh then you demand a gift card afterwards because the game sucked in your personal opinion this guy was nice enough to give away cyberpunk for free and then just gets completely disrespected bro it's like you accepted the game you then played the game for a prolonged period of time tried to refund it and then demanded a gift card hold on hold on hey you've already given me a 70 game for free i want more money a hundred dollars is preferred but i will accept fifty dollars please get a job dude what the frick spongebob santa touched me and nobody believes me no spongebob i can't believe santa would do that to you man or actually not i kind of can believe it because touching spongebob would just be such a beautiful experience you know just give him a squeeze oh squelchy sponge fainted i've won a kahoot in your name king please accept this offering into how is twitter free oh first place epic wind sub defensive yeah that's awesome chief we don't do no second place third place l's around here bro first place only let's go anyways guys i'm gonna leave it there hope you enjoyed if you want to see more click on the screen and subscribe to the channel and i'll see you guys all in the next one much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 239,562

Rating: 4.9780192 out of 5

Keywords: how is twitter free, funny tweets, funny, tweets, how is twitter free? #109, fainted

Id: LojjSZS_6o0

Length: 9min 48sec (588 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 27 2020