CRINGE #5

I'm ugly I'm pregnant what oh I thought we were naming things that are impossible yikes I'm not being funny but this was how to get a girlfriend back in 2012 it was such cuties my name is fainted and today we're gonna be taking a look at the cringy astre all across the internet subscribe if you're new or I'll delete your Minecraft account hey babe where are you now all day angry face where you at I'm sorry baby I was at a Funeral what the Frick who died my feelings for you anyone else is just crying right now yeah teacher okay class you can have 15 minutes free time annoying kid but we haven't marked our homework yet me what the frig dude what do you just do teacher okay class get out your homework from last night every school has a kid like this dude I don't know why my last post was deleted this page has no rules once again selling positive pregnancy tests for $50 each need money for my kids make that man yours forever really oh my goodness it's gonna give so many people trust issues but $50 each on a business model he's on you return the favor two months later haha how you been pretty good since you stopped peeing on them probably yes got married on a Friday because Saturdays are for the boys I would rather die alone than for this to happen at my wedding to be fair there is six other days in the week where you could get married like Saturdays really offer the boys respect it some are good at school others are good at life I'm confused well these free guys doing which makes them so good at life Freddie don't get this man it's like if you're good at school you're bad at life what hey mom I have a question okay sweetie what is it so you know how I've really been wanting a puppy yes so if I get 200k on my poor page then can I please get a puppy make it 500k and I'll buy you a puppy or you could just buy a dog because you want one not because of likes on the internet I don't know just a four so you say they are hotter than me so we have to break up fine guess I'll just steal them away that hecka is actually pretty cool there this is mr steal yo girl like never seen before talks smack all you want I can hit up your mom and become your new dad and then ground you from Twitter your bio has army in yeah I'm in the real army every school had that one weirdo who ran like this to lunch it's not being weird it's called being awesome by loving to cosplay there's a show called Naruto it's how they run in the series it's a ninja type thing hi how are you doing absolutely amazing today my queen I would just like to let you know you look absolutely amazing in these photographs you are the most beautiful person I've seen in my life I would do absolutely anything for a follow smileyface sim you're a sim sim you want a treat you want a drink sit sit what high five i slippery fish sit pretty bang yeah good girl here you go here you go na na the dog biscuits how she tastes any good things I've had they're quite a delicacy lonely's people in the world are me maker programmer anime lover gamer well I'd argue I'm free of those so that's not a good stop and I'm pretty sure all of you guys are either a gamer or an anime lover probably both but Wow does this mean you're you're all lonely as well oh my god really let's fist bump that's cool are you from Texas I live in Texas when I'm not at Hogwarts Hogwarts sorry I'm from California it's a school for non muggles sorry huh you lost me there I should not have said that I could be expelled I have my wand taken away obliviate no Dumbledore's gonna be feeling with this one here's my cat's Kiana and big jungus they both have gotten quite chunky in the last year definitely wholesome how they did it together poor cat has to live with the name big chunga's for the rest of their life why do I love this is Japanese your first language yes mom no it's not your pronunciation is so American who are you to tell her what our own first languages I'm I know because I watch anime what let me sense wore my new fedora to Auschwitz to show respect and Plus you got a stay looking dapper hashtag Auschwitz hashtag Holocaust hashtag camp brah they don't get me wrong you got swag there with that fedora but this probably isn't the best place to be flexing it this person changed their facebook profile picture well that's cute now this I can fab to you consider a compliment you're adorable thanks but no thanks we'll screw this I'm going to watch anime I can think of a more appropriate response oh you're not gonna let me fab over your facebook profile pic two fingers gross well I'm gonna get my some anime anyone else find this scene really hot when this alien farts the Jar Jar the alien just looks so feminine and sexy and the way it farts and turns to him to flaunt it like it's inviting him to get closer for the next one I first watched this movie when I was very young and I've masturbated to the scenes Oh many times every day humanity straights further from the light I might usually want to judge someone on what they like to FAP to however what the Frick is this let's be fair this guy's comment has got 38 likes so I'm maybe I'm missing something what are you guys saying is this hard oh my god alien farts my mom's reaction to my hen side drawing kinda looks like me naked I see what's he been doing but to be fair artists need to get appreciation for their work okay it's just the look on his mom's face of like discuss what is this wait is that my little pony t-shirt might what no hi a few things to start off with one yes I added you because you're a female gamer it is an awesome thing to see - I'm Brian free don't be intimidated but I'm not a stereotypical guy if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen bit rude but I think he's trying to be nice maybe number watch how guys he's a pro he's a pro look it's ranking huh I'll be deleting all of my accounts now how long toenail polish lasts found in Gmail inbox Christina I just wanted to drop you a fast note and let you know I was mesmerised by your video about how long toenail polish lasts I think your feet are incredibly sexy and I like all kinds whether they have high arches or almost not like yours I've made screen caps of your bad feet and the intense pleasure I've experienced scrolling first picks and pounding myself non-stop until I grown your name and release my wad has been immeasurable your toes are gorgeous but your soles are absolutely heavenly I could get lost in them please keep making visits if you're sexy soles and toes and bring your audience's pleasures to new heights damn hey you okay yeah I'm just really stressed right now I lost my job today and my landlord is threatening me if I don't pay my rent oh my god I'm so sorry would it help if I freaked you so hard you creamed on my please answer me didn't daddy is not happy ladies if this man coolly Kitson how would you react this is daddy right here law you know what I Loki hate guys to ask girls for nudes what a gentleman like as much as I want to see your body ha ha ha I would never ask you ever Lowell it's just so rude and disgusting of a guy to do that oh dear these are free months apart what the Frick went for him I'll have a home by 9:00 to your daughter calls me daddy too yes it's real dear neighbor you just moved into this neighborhood a year ago and I wanted to give you time to correct this problem on your own your parent Li too inconsiderate to do so every day this week when the weather has been nice and widows are open you proceeded to let your school child run free in your backyard and laugh and giggle and carry on without end this is very disruptive for my two dogs and my Birds who sit next to the window and like to look into your yard perhaps you could ask him to turn it down a bit or at least limit his outside time to fifteen to twenty minutes a day so my dogs can be outside without seeing him running around this kind of behavior persists I will call the police what calling the police because someone allowed that child to actually go outside okay right I really hope I never have a neighbor like this man because thing if you buy a house like it's not really very easy to just be like oh I'm gonna move man we got a new place you know like generally when you buy a house you don't really want to leave but if your neighbors like this man that is a problem now my GF your GF 20 years later my girlfriend your girlfriend forty years later my girlfriend your girlfriend this is why you need anime girls in your life breath look if you have a real girlfriend she's gonna get old and die but the anime girls they just get better and better anyways guys if this video really did enjoy click on the screen you wanna check out another one and I'll be seeing you on the next one and you better subscribe if you're new brah we're getting close to that Milly fellas so uh yeah I'd appreciate it anyways have an absolutely amazing day much love peace you

Channel: Fainted

Views: 1,050,410

Rating: 4.9605317 out of 5

Keywords: cringe, awards, cringe awards, cringetopia, funny, funny moments, reddit, memes, subreddit, r/cringetopia, cringe 5, cringe #5

Id: uWfle5I5sAk

Length: 11min 38sec (698 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 24 2020